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1551751881455.png 145 KB PNG Looking for a loli green text about a guy going on a road trip and gets his 12 year old sister to sit on his lap and he c--- his pants, anyone got it? : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:01:19 No.795905762 >>795905672(OP) # >be me >road trip with 12 year old sister >cummed in my pants >>795905885 # >>795907574 # : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:02:48 No.795905885 >>795905762 # that was it. thanks >>79590610 #
1551751881455.png 145 KB PNG Looking for a loli green text about a guy going on a road trip and gets his 12 year old sister to sit on his lap and he c--- his pants, anyone got it? : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:01:19 No.795905762 >>795905672(OP) # >be me >road trip with 12 year old sister >cummed in my pants >>795905885 # >>795907574 # : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:02:48 No.795905885 >>795905762 # that was it. thanks >>79590610 #

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Anon is Very Intelligent, I Envy this Level of Cunning | /r/Greentext

How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?
How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Anon Gets Banned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)11:48:18 No.792131303 >Be me >Redditfag >Post comment reply on r/greentext making joke about how I only f--- 3 year olds. >Open Reddit later 43 KB JPG >"Your account has been permanently suspended for sexual or suggestive content involving minors." >mfw Reddit now thinks I'm a registered sex offender. >mfw they think I had sex. >later virgins.
: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)11:48:18 No.792131303 >Be me >Redditfag >Post comment reply on r/greentext making joke about how I only f--- 3 year olds. >Open Reddit later 43 KB JPG >"Your account has been permanently suspended for sexual or suggestive content involving minors." >mfw Reddit now thinks I'm a registered sex offender. >mfw they think I had sex. >later virgins.

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Anon plays some uplink | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- | DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >l had a good 20 minute laugh
Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- | DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >l had a good 20 minute laugh

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Anon checks out Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)15:00:09 No.52228531 >Decide to check out reddit to see if its as bad as everyone says >Go to the r/AmltheAsshole subreddit > First Post I see is of a some bitch getting pregnant at 17 wanting a abortion, boyfriend pleading her to 23 KB JPG keep the child says he'll raise it <Child is born she starts saying 'I HAVE PTSD FROM iT' >Father raises child >ffw 12 years her daughter wants to meet her >Literally wants no contact >Straight up rejects her own child >Everyone cheering her on >Any people who disagree get downvoted into oblivion What the f---? 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)15:00:09 No.52228531 >Decide to check out reddit to see if its as bad as everyone says >Go to the r/AmltheAsshole subreddit > First Post I see is of a some bitch getting pregnant at 17 wanting a abortion, boyfriend pleading her to 23 KB JPG keep the child says he'll raise it <Child is born she starts saying 'I HAVE PTSD FROM iT' >Father raises child >ffw 12 years her daughter wants to meet her >Literally wants no contact >Straight up rejects her own child >Everyone cheering her on >Any people who disagree get downvoted into oblivion What the f---? 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is friends with a cow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

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Anon schizo meltdown incoming | /r/Greentext

01/23/17(Mon)15:03:12 No.34365965 Im 30 now, the experiment has officially come to an end. Ever since i was twenty and got my own place, i have not seen a picture or reflection of myself. I took all mirrors and most refective 253 KB JPG surfaces out of my home. I have not taken a picture of myself in almost 11 years now. And it worked. I have forgotten what i look like more or less. All i know is i have brown hair(because i cur my own hair to avoid the haircutter mirrors) and my general body type. I have no memory of what my face looks like anymore. I am going to look into the mirror for the first time in a decade tomorrow. I wonder what i'll see. АМА.
01/23/17(Mon)15:03:12 No.34365965 Im 30 now, the experiment has officially come to an end. Ever since i was twenty and got my own place, i have not seen a picture or reflection of myself. I took all mirrors and most refective 253 KB JPG surfaces out of my home. I have not taken a picture of myself in almost 11 years now. And it worked. I have forgotten what i look like more or less. All i know is i have brown hair(because i cur my own hair to avoid the haircutter mirrors) and my general body type. I have no memory of what my face looks like anymore. I am going to look into the mirror for the first time in a decade tomorrow. I wonder what i'll see. АМА.

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Anon's dog hates him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/19(Wed)23:49:12 No.51880974 >lay down next to doggy >pet doggy >doggy gets uncomfortable, walks away, and lays down somewhere else 34 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/10/19(Wed)23:49:12 No.51880974 >lay down next to doggy >pet doggy >doggy gets uncomfortable, walks away, and lays down somewhere else 34 KB PNG

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Anon Got Faked Out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)17:52:22 No.42473733 Why didn't you confess your love to your crush during the missile alert? Saturday. January 13 Emergeny Aet BALLSTIC ME TEAT OUND TO HANE SECK MMEDIATE SHLTER THIS NOT A DRL What did you have to lose? 71 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)18:02:53 No.42473933 >>42473733 (OP) # >did this >she actually said yes >feel amazing >feel even more amazing once I find out that the alert wasn't 15 KB JPG actually real and I'll get to keep living, with her by my side >she texts back shortly after, saying that she doesn't actually like me and only said yes because she thought we were about to die and she wanted me to be happy in my final moments F--- this s---. I wish I was nuked.
: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)17:52:22 No.42473733 Why didn't you confess your love to your crush during the missile alert? Saturday. January 13 Emergeny Aet BALLSTIC ME TEAT OUND TO HANE SECK MMEDIATE SHLTER THIS NOT A DRL What did you have to lose? 71 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)18:02:53 No.42473933 >>42473733 (OP) # >did this >she actually said yes >feel amazing >feel even more amazing once I find out that the alert wasn't 15 KB JPG actually real and I'll get to keep living, with her by my side >she texts back shortly after, saying that she doesn't actually like me and only said yes because she thought we were about to die and she wanted me to be happy in my final moments F--- this s---. I wish I was nuked.

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Finish Her Anon! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/15(Sun)16:01:22 No.597173468 >be me >be in college >sharing flat with a mate >pretty cool guy, just as averse to cleaning the kitchen as I am >therefore, good chemistry, nobody complains >College is in a small town >only two bars in the entire place >anyway, get lucky one night >haul a wasted 7/10 home from the pub >shes quirky, but fun >sex goes on for almost half an hour >feelsgreatman.avi >about to blow my load in her >yells, at the top of my lungs: MORTAAAL KОМВАAAAT! >Hear bro yelling from the other side of the wall FINISH HÉR! >blow load as she laughed like a lunatic. Ended up dating her for a year before she split. Still miss her. Replies: >>597173829>>597174017
Anonymous 02/08/15(Sun)16:01:22 No.597173468 >be me >be in college >sharing flat with a mate >pretty cool guy, just as averse to cleaning the kitchen as I am >therefore, good chemistry, nobody complains >College is in a small town >only two bars in the entire place >anyway, get lucky one night >haul a wasted 7/10 home from the pub >shes quirky, but fun >sex goes on for almost half an hour >feelsgreatman.avi >about to blow my load in her >yells, at the top of my lungs: MORTAAAL KОМВАAAAT! >Hear bro yelling from the other side of the wall FINISH HÉR! >blow load as she laughed like a lunatic. Ended up dating her for a year before she split. Still miss her. Replies: >>597173829>>597174017

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Igenderequality/ 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw 72 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous Igenderequality/ 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw 72 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon is a Puppet Master | /r/Greentext

>download Sims 4 >play it for an hour >total boredom >download the sex mod and a hundred animations with enhanced nipple and bush overhaul >start a family >dad with hot milf wife >son is your average shy pretty boy f------ >step-daughter is a naughty petite spinner >son hooks up with his step-sister >but also scores his step-mom >while the dad starts f------ his step- daughter >son knocks up step-mom >dad knocks up step-daughter >son and dad cucked each other >raise each other kids this game is fun
>download Sims 4 >play it for an hour >total boredom >download the sex mod and a hundred animations with enhanced nipple and bush overhaul >start a family >dad with hot milf wife >son is your average shy pretty boy f------ >step-daughter is a naughty petite spinner >son hooks up with his step-sister >but also scores his step-mom >while the dad starts f------ his step- daughter >son knocks up step-mom >dad knocks up step-daughter >son and dad cucked each other >raise each other kids this game is fun

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Anon is Not Discreet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)21:30:51 No.49912213 >me >Be 14 > Have gf over on weekend >Every weekend we have sex all day every Saturday >I think I'm slick but parents know and always have Luig's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Luigi to stop being so f------ racist 125 KB PNG >One night around 5 we're f------ >I'm slapping and spanking the s--- out of her She likes it and is moaning loud as s--- >Spank >"Ohh" >Spank >Spank >"Ohh" >Come down for dinner around 6 like we usually do >Gran's there, didn't know she'd be here >We're all eating everythings fine >Dad says in a smug a------ tone-"Anon next time don't spank anonette so loudly while your grandmothers here >Me and gf go bright red >Silence >My whole family staring at us grinning >"...uh ok dad, sorry" >she still came over after what a trooper
: Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)21:30:51 No.49912213 >me >Be 14 > Have gf over on weekend >Every weekend we have sex all day every Saturday >I think I'm slick but parents know and always have Luig's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Luigi to stop being so f------ racist 125 KB PNG >One night around 5 we're f------ >I'm slapping and spanking the s--- out of her She likes it and is moaning loud as s--- >Spank >"Ohh" >Spank >Spank >"Ohh" >Come down for dinner around 6 like we usually do >Gran's there, didn't know she'd be here >We're all eating everythings fine >Dad says in a smug a------ tone-"Anon next time don't spank anonette so loudly while your grandmothers here >Me and gf go bright red >Silence >My whole family staring at us grinning >"...uh ok dad, sorry" >she still came over after what a trooper

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while 599 KB PNG >one of them looks at my window >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??
>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while 599 KB PNG >one of them looks at my window >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??

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Anon is being chased by police | /r/Greentext

i got a criminal record for having autism >be me >whenever i hear a police siren i start running so people think im cool and gangsta >july of last year 84 KB JPG >hear police siren >do the usual >police turn the corner >see me running looking back over my shoulder >they start chasing me >now im scared because they have guns drawn and I keep going >they catch me easily because im really overweight >they search me and find my sudoku book and laugh at me long story short i got community service for resisting arrest
i got a criminal record for having autism >be me >whenever i hear a police siren i start running so people think im cool and gangsta >july of last year 84 KB JPG >hear police siren >do the usual >police turn the corner >see me running looking back over my shoulder >they start chasing me >now im scared because they have guns drawn and I keep going >they catch me easily because im really overweight >they search me and find my sudoku book and laugh at me long story short i got community service for resisting arrest

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Anon's life is saved by heavy drugs | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)15:11:39 No.860489015 [Reply] >be me >20 y.o. >night before school >snort tons of amphetamine >too wasted to go to school >call in sick >need a reason to visit a doctor >notice bump on my ball >perfect >"got this small bump on my Ball what is this" >its cancer >life is fu >drugs basically saved my life
O Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)15:11:39 No.860489015 [Reply] >be me >20 y.o. >night before school >snort tons of amphetamine >too wasted to go to school >call in sick >need a reason to visit a doctor >notice bump on my ball >perfect >"got this small bump on my Ball what is this" >its cancer >life is fu >drugs basically saved my life

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anon bakes delicious cookies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)09:13:39 No.57754323 >bake a dozen peanut butter cookies and pretend I'm baking them for my gf while listening to girlfriend asmr >sit down at counter with 2 freshly baked cookies 315 KB JPG >take a bite >it's delicious as usual >headphones are out now and all I hear is the droning of the fridge as I sit alone in my house >cry
: Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)09:13:39 No.57754323 >bake a dozen peanut butter cookies and pretend I'm baking them for my gf while listening to girlfriend asmr >sit down at counter with 2 freshly baked cookies 315 KB JPG >take a bite >it's delicious as usual >headphones are out now and all I hear is the droning of the fridge as I sit alone in my house >cry

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Anon is a Smart Businessman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)13:33:17 No.787281580 >be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos 200 KB PNG > TCAP. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his "pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl 15 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)13:33:17 No.787281580 >be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos 200 KB PNG > TCAP. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his "pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl 15 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon had a big brother moment | /r/Greentext

21m (8/7 0:33) · 860490258 9 Re· O Img JPG - 1MB · (1774 x 1774) 4 Replies >be me >22 >visiting parents >see younger sister for first time in years >13yo tiktok kid who listens to the same 5 songs >spend day driving around and listening to music with her >have drinks with dad that night >spend night in basement office >room is below hers >hear her listening to a bunch of the songs I played in the truck I feel accomplished as a big brother.
21m (8/7 0:33) · 860490258 9 Re· O Img JPG - 1MB · (1774 x 1774) 4 Replies >be me >22 >visiting parents >see younger sister for first time in years >13yo tiktok kid who listens to the same 5 songs >spend day driving around and listening to music with her >have drinks with dad that night >spend night in basement office >room is below hers >hear her listening to a bunch of the songs I played in the truck I feel accomplished as a big brother.

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