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: Anonymous 09/22/19(Sun)01:06:31 No.810104976 >be me >play high school football >starting tight end >offseason junior year >dislocatedkneecap.jpg >out 6 months 51 KB JPG >work to come back stronger >come back senior year >dislocate other kneecap >mfw Whats wrong with my knees? : Anonymous 09/22/19(Sun)01:07:12 No.810105014 >>810104976 (OP) # > Whats wrong with my knees? You spend too much time on them sucking d---.
: Anonymous 09/22/19(Sun)01:06:31 No.810104976 >be me >play high school football >starting tight end >offseason junior year >dislocatedkneecap.jpg >out 6 months 51 KB JPG >work to come back stronger >come back senior year >dislocate other kneecap >mfw Whats wrong with my knees? : Anonymous 09/22/19(Sun)01:07:12 No.810105014 >>810104976 (OP) # > Whats wrong with my knees? You spend too much time on them sucking d---.

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Anon loses his motivation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7000NE3C File: k2ci2w3af8t61.jpg (231 KB, 1024x1024) 08/02/21(Mon)18:41:53 No.332574206 ► > be me > manlet > weak chin > go to motivational seminar > leader goes around the room > each of you tell us your goals > hear some good goals > people clap supportively > gets to me > l'd like to have a wife... > room breaks out in laughter > ... and own my own company > uproarious laughter > leader says "anon, I'm not sure I can help you" > suddenly pity sounds mfw I paid hundreds of dollars for this s---
Anonymous (ID: 7000NE3C File: k2ci2w3af8t61.jpg (231 KB, 1024x1024) 08/02/21(Mon)18:41:53 No.332574206 ► > be me > manlet > weak chin > go to motivational seminar > leader goes around the room > each of you tell us your goals > hear some good goals > people clap supportively > gets to me > l'd like to have a wife... > room breaks out in laughter > ... and own my own company > uproarious laughter > leader says "anon, I'm not sure I can help you" > suddenly pity sounds mfw I paid hundreds of dollars for this s---

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Anon visits a farm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/22/18(Sat)22:43:30 No.780546115 >be me >go to one of those farms where they sell produce and have hayrides and s--- for the kids >decide to go on a hayride just for the hell of it 13 KB JPG >late fall so actually a little snow >surprised they're still running >get on cart for hayride >hayride starts going off path >look around >ohfuck. WAV >I should have known >is it too late to escape? >about to make a run for it when suddenly >i'm too late >title appears >"Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" >Todd howard >you son of a bitch >you did it again
: Anonymous 09/22/18(Sat)22:43:30 No.780546115 >be me >go to one of those farms where they sell produce and have hayrides and s--- for the kids >decide to go on a hayride just for the hell of it 13 KB JPG >late fall so actually a little snow >surprised they're still running >get on cart for hayride >hayride starts going off path >look around >ohfuck. WAV >I should have known >is it too late to escape? >about to make a run for it when suddenly >i'm too late >title appears >"Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" >Todd howard >you son of a bitch >you did it again

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Anon is broke | /r/Greentext

So guys I've f----- up >be me >26 >broke af need cash >decide to rob gas station > drive up to the place and pull a knife on the employee 41 KB JPG >he whips out a pistol >f---.wav >l try to run but he gets me in the knee > I fall bleeding can't stand up > he calls the cops says he needs an ambulance to for me > get taken to hospital had to amputate leg > s--- > cops show up at my ward say that I'm going to prison in 2 weeks > two weeks pass they come back and take me away > say I'm going to a special cell > ask them what they mean before I can finish they knock me unconscious and everything goes black > I wake up in a room made of stone it's wet and cold > I'm wearing some cloth rags >I realise what has happened but it's too late > the elder scrolls IV oblivion > Todd you sneaky c---
So guys I've f----- up >be me >26 >broke af need cash >decide to rob gas station > drive up to the place and pull a knife on the employee 41 KB JPG >he whips out a pistol >f---.wav >l try to run but he gets me in the knee > I fall bleeding can't stand up > he calls the cops says he needs an ambulance to for me > get taken to hospital had to amputate leg > s--- > cops show up at my ward say that I'm going to prison in 2 weeks > two weeks pass they come back and take me away > say I'm going to a special cell > ask them what they mean before I can finish they knock me unconscious and everything goes black > I wake up in a room made of stone it's wet and cold > I'm wearing some cloth rags >I realise what has happened but it's too late > the elder scrolls IV oblivion > Todd you sneaky c---

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)08:29:24 No.853503414 > be me > meet this girl online > we hit it off. She's very nice, intelligent, beautiful... Or so I thought > She says she's bi and has had a girlfriend before > my intuition is telling me to drop 27 KB PNG her because double chances of cheating >I said "f--- it" and continued our relationship > ffw a month and she meets this lesbian > they've been talking a lot and I got jealous > youdonthaveanythingtoworryabout.jpeg >I open her insta and they've been flirting > I confront her, she breaks up with me > ffw a couple of weeks and they are now together > mfw I got cucked by someone that doesn't even have a c--- > mfw I could've avoided this if I listened to my intuition why are women like this /b/ros?
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)08:29:24 No.853503414 > be me > meet this girl online > we hit it off. She's very nice, intelligent, beautiful... Or so I thought > She says she's bi and has had a girlfriend before > my intuition is telling me to drop 27 KB PNG her because double chances of cheating >I said "f--- it" and continued our relationship > ffw a month and she meets this lesbian > they've been talking a lot and I got jealous > youdonthaveanythingtoworryabout.jpeg >I open her insta and they've been flirting > I confront her, she breaks up with me > ffw a couple of weeks and they are now together > mfw I got cucked by someone that doesn't even have a c--- > mfw I could've avoided this if I listened to my intuition why are women like this /b/ros?

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Anon plays VRChat | /r/Greentext

>be me >get vr headset >download vrchat >hop between worlds aimlessly >find a girl with fullbody tracking and an anime avatar talking with a group 34 KB JPG of players >figure its probably a dude, but approach anyway >we start talking >shes too real to be a trap >we hit it off perfectly >talk for hours in vrchat >end up getting her discord >spend the next week talking to her in vrchat and on discord >we eventually end up vcing >she tells me that she is trans >transpanic.jpg >am weirded out at first >realise that it doesnt really matter >plan on asking her out tonight Worth virtually dating a t-----?
>be me >get vr headset >download vrchat >hop between worlds aimlessly >find a girl with fullbody tracking and an anime avatar talking with a group 34 KB JPG of players >figure its probably a dude, but approach anyway >we start talking >shes too real to be a trap >we hit it off perfectly >talk for hours in vrchat >end up getting her discord >spend the next week talking to her in vrchat and on discord >we eventually end up vcing >she tells me that she is trans >transpanic.jpg >am weirded out at first >realise that it doesnt really matter >plan on asking her out tonight Worth virtually dating a t-----?

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With heavy heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)23:01:48 No.64813523 >take antidepressants >dont become any less depressed >gain 30 pounds >now extra depressed cause fat. Any doctor that prescribes these deserves to be shot in the back of koria 1.78 MB JPG the head
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)23:01:48 No.64813523 >take antidepressants >dont become any less depressed >gain 30 pounds >now extra depressed cause fat. Any doctor that prescribes these deserves to be shot in the back of koria 1.78 MB JPG the head

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Anon gets harrased | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)16:27:38 No.64646556 >go for a walk * >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing 76 KB JPG >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?
: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)16:27:38 No.64646556 >go for a walk * >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing 76 KB JPG >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?

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Anon works at a pizza place | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)22:57:34 No.782177232 >be me >work for a pizza place >alrightimadeliveryboy.mp3 >one day get a delivery that's about 8 miles away >fuckmylife.gif >on way to delivery >about 10 minutes in get tboned by a truck 17 KB JPG >everything f------ hurts >Lose conciousness >l wake up on a stretcher >l'm being rushed to the emergency >l'm on the emergency table >I'mStillConciousDamnit.thought >A light blinds me >I look to my side >I see a forest of pines >I look on my other side >I see a hairy in roughed clothes >my hands are tied up >there's 2 other guys with me >we're in a cart being pulled by horses >the title screen shows >"The Elder Scrolls V: Skryrim" >Todd Howard you f------ did it again
: Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)22:57:34 No.782177232 >be me >work for a pizza place >alrightimadeliveryboy.mp3 >one day get a delivery that's about 8 miles away >fuckmylife.gif >on way to delivery >about 10 minutes in get tboned by a truck 17 KB JPG >everything f------ hurts >Lose conciousness >l wake up on a stretcher >l'm being rushed to the emergency >l'm on the emergency table >I'mStillConciousDamnit.thought >A light blinds me >I look to my side >I see a forest of pines >I look on my other side >I see a hairy in roughed clothes >my hands are tied up >there's 2 other guys with me >we're in a cart being pulled by horses >the title screen shows >"The Elder Scrolls V: Skryrim" >Todd Howard you f------ did it again

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anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)11:52:52 No.52918475 >>52918093 (OP) # Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats 210 KB PNG >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" I shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"..okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym
: Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)11:52:52 No.52918475 >>52918093 (OP) # Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats 210 KB PNG >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" I shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"..okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym

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Saturday mourning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 Year old loser 08/02/21(Mon)22:30:17 No.64813213 >late at night last night >spread sleeping bag over the floor >connect computer to TV >make popcorn >pour a cup of Jameson >watch Girls last tour and Terror 182 KВ GIF in resonance >feeling like a happy child on a Saturday morning watching cartoons >look around the room >tfw the realization hit I'm a 25 year old man sitting in his room still living with his parents. No job or job experience. No drivers license. Poor social skills.Only $10 to my name. All of my other siblings have moved on with their lives while I sit doing the same things that I did when I was 16. I cried like a bitch last night and might do it again tonight bros. I'm not even sure what to do. I don't have any goals or interests. I'm not even smart enough to do high school algebra. I tried so hard to improve last year and failed miserably. I'm too afraid to try again. Should I buy a pistol?
: Anonymous 25 Year old loser 08/02/21(Mon)22:30:17 No.64813213 >late at night last night >spread sleeping bag over the floor >connect computer to TV >make popcorn >pour a cup of Jameson >watch Girls last tour and Terror 182 KВ GIF in resonance >feeling like a happy child on a Saturday morning watching cartoons >look around the room >tfw the realization hit I'm a 25 year old man sitting in his room still living with his parents. No job or job experience. No drivers license. Poor social skills.Only $10 to my name. All of my other siblings have moved on with their lives while I sit doing the same things that I did when I was 16. I cried like a bitch last night and might do it again tonight bros. I'm not even sure what to do. I don't have any goals or interests. I'm not even smart enough to do high school algebra. I tried so hard to improve last year and failed miserably. I'm too afraid to try again. Should I buy a pistol?

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Anon is Mexican | /r/Greentext

>be me >Member of Mexican Drug Cartel >trying to hop over border to sell Americans s--- to get those sweet pesos >my friend Pablo Juan 195 KB JPG Rodrigaz gave me a ladder for my birthday so I brought that s--- with me >climb over wall and hop over the other side >hear sirens blaring in distance >ohfuck.guacamole >start booking it >border security catches up with me and i pull a gun out on them >one of them tases me, I hit my head on the ground and everyone goes black >"hey you, your finally awake. You were trying to cross that border, right?" >oh thank god I'm safe >open my eyes >in some f------ wagon pulled by a horse >turn around >"The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" Todd Howard you've done it again, amigo.
>be me >Member of Mexican Drug Cartel >trying to hop over border to sell Americans s--- to get those sweet pesos >my friend Pablo Juan 195 KB JPG Rodrigaz gave me a ladder for my birthday so I brought that s--- with me >climb over wall and hop over the other side >hear sirens blaring in distance >ohfuck.guacamole >start booking it >border security catches up with me and i pull a gun out on them >one of them tases me, I hit my head on the ground and everyone goes black >"hey you, your finally awake. You were trying to cross that border, right?" >oh thank god I'm safe >open my eyes >in some f------ wagon pulled by a horse >turn around >"The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" Todd Howard you've done it again, amigo.

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Anon is Todd Howard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/18(Sun)21:29:12 No.775720487 >be me >Todd Howard >go to E3 >literally own the place >BE3 conference starts >waiting backstage for my time >i can hear the audience shuffling and 66 KB JPG mumbling my name >"WELCOME TO THE STAGE, MY GOOD FRIEND TODD HOWARD" >the crowd goes f------ insane >the entire front row s---- themselves >the back row are literally sobbing >rub my hands together >this is my moment >"We know why you're here, and we're happy to annouce-" >room darkens and the spotlight thunks on over me >"The newest game in our most popular franchise-" >the rest of the audience starts pissing their pants >old man having a f------ stroke >screen above me reee's to life >the fated words scream across the room >"SKYRIM 2 - BATTLE ROYALE" >twelve year olds are beating the s--- out of each other >ali-a c--- literal buckets backstage >preorder money rains down upon me >be me >Godd Howard >l own you all
: Anonymous 07/29/18(Sun)21:29:12 No.775720487 >be me >Todd Howard >go to E3 >literally own the place >BE3 conference starts >waiting backstage for my time >i can hear the audience shuffling and 66 KB JPG mumbling my name >"WELCOME TO THE STAGE, MY GOOD FRIEND TODD HOWARD" >the crowd goes f------ insane >the entire front row s---- themselves >the back row are literally sobbing >rub my hands together >this is my moment >"We know why you're here, and we're happy to annouce-" >room darkens and the spotlight thunks on over me >"The newest game in our most popular franchise-" >the rest of the audience starts pissing their pants >old man having a f------ stroke >screen above me reee's to life >the fated words scream across the room >"SKYRIM 2 - BATTLE ROYALE" >twelve year olds are beating the s--- out of each other >ali-a c--- literal buckets backstage >preorder money rains down upon me >be me >Godd Howard >l own you all

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Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:42:01 No.835822577 >Наpрy >Told I have to put my dog down >Sad >Email my teacher that I will be gone putting my dog down during his class >Don't show up to his zoom 172 KB PNG >Put my dog down >Cry >Check my grades >0/10 (Didn't show up) >"Anon i'm sorry about your dog but that doesn't excuse you from my class." >Cry harder 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:42:57 No.835822606 : Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:48:01 No.835822793 F--- that teacher, f--- their family, f--- their ancestors, f--- their descendants. As for you anon, I hope you find peace soon.
I Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:42:01 No.835822577 >Наpрy >Told I have to put my dog down >Sad >Email my teacher that I will be gone putting my dog down during his class >Don't show up to his zoom 172 KB PNG >Put my dog down >Cry >Check my grades >0/10 (Didn't show up) >"Anon i'm sorry about your dog but that doesn't excuse you from my class." >Cry harder 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:42:57 No.835822606 : Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:48:01 No.835822793 F--- that teacher, f--- their family, f--- their ancestors, f--- their descendants. As for you anon, I hope you find peace soon.

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Tharr she blows | /r/Greentext

ile: image jpg (16 KB, 409x307) Anonymous (ID: 8yTxwp3) 05/19/14(Mon)01:31:58 Worst sex story thread? >Be me >Just graduated >Hanging out with qt3.14 girlfriend after Graduation party >Both extremely drunk >On my bed >She starts rubbing my c--- through my jeans >Says that she's never role played and wants to try >"O-okay what do you want to do?" >"Ive always wanted to f--- Jack Sparrow" >Wat.jpg >Only thing I have pirate related is an eyepatch and a pirate hat from a few halloweens ago >Letsdothis.avi >She starts sucking me off >in the spurr of the moment shout "THARR SHE BLOWS" >Realize what I just said >She starts laughing and ends up gagging on my d--- and puking >C-- because she was deepthroating when it happened >Dad walks in >"Hey anon do you." >Stares at the horrific scene that has just happend >Mixture of c-- and puke all over bed >Look at dad and say "A-ahoy matey" >He backs out and closes my door >Pretty sure he ran after closing the door >Never looks me in the eye again >Mfw
ile: image jpg (16 KB, 409x307) Anonymous (ID: 8yTxwp3) 05/19/14(Mon)01:31:58 Worst sex story thread? >Be me >Just graduated >Hanging out with qt3.14 girlfriend after Graduation party >Both extremely drunk >On my bed >She starts rubbing my c--- through my jeans >Says that she's never role played and wants to try >"O-okay what do you want to do?" >"Ive always wanted to f--- Jack Sparrow" >Wat.jpg >Only thing I have pirate related is an eyepatch and a pirate hat from a few halloweens ago >Letsdothis.avi >She starts sucking me off >in the spurr of the moment shout "THARR SHE BLOWS" >Realize what I just said >She starts laughing and ends up gagging on my d--- and puking >C-- because she was deepthroating when it happened >Dad walks in >"Hey anon do you." >Stares at the horrific scene that has just happend >Mixture of c-- and puke all over bed >Look at dad and say "A-ahoy matey" >He backs out and closes my door >Pretty sure he ran after closing the door >Never looks me in the eye again >Mfw

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Anon is losing touch with reality. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)19:09:51 No.860212835 >Wake up at 2am to the sound of 3 cats being electrocuted in your basement. >ignore them they don't understand the grind. >Sprint naked into kitchen and rub penis in bowl of chili peppers. 6 KB JPG >shave face with rusty razor utilizing saltwater. >throw on dishrag for quick clothing option. >jump in your 1998 Toyota camry and blast 14 anime at the same time in Japanese with no subs. >you don't understand it? >Good, you will. >sneak into work 3 hours early and preemptively booby trap the coffee machines with Tabasco sauce. >Your co-workers will thank you later. >Begin work immediately even though you have no clue what the plan of the day is. >Your coworkers aren't wolves in sheep's clothing like you are. >get kicked out of Dennys for the 18th time for trespassing. >Sprint home to your cardboard box and immediately begin work on your newest grind. >Do you know where you are? >no? >Good. : Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)19:11:19 No.860212918 10/10 : Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)19:14:02 No.860213087 >>860212835(OP) # they'll never understand the grind : Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)19:15:47 No.860213187 >>860212835 (OP) # A Gods mentality.
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)19:09:51 No.860212835 >Wake up at 2am to the sound of 3 cats being electrocuted in your basement. >ignore them they don't understand the grind. >Sprint naked into kitchen and rub penis in bowl of chili peppers. 6 KB JPG >shave face with rusty razor utilizing saltwater. >throw on dishrag for quick clothing option. >jump in your 1998 Toyota camry and blast 14 anime at the same time in Japanese with no subs. >you don't understand it? >Good, you will. >sneak into work 3 hours early and preemptively booby trap the coffee machines with Tabasco sauce. >Your co-workers will thank you later. >Begin work immediately even though you have no clue what the plan of the day is. >Your coworkers aren't wolves in sheep's clothing like you are. >get kicked out of Dennys for the 18th time for trespassing. >Sprint home to your cardboard box and immediately begin work on your newest grind. >Do you know where you are? >no? >Good. : Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)19:11:19 No.860212918 10/10 : Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)19:14:02 No.860213087 >>860212835(OP) # they'll never understand the grind : Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)19:15:47 No.860213187 >>860212835 (OP) # A Gods mentality.

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Anon’s prostate exam | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)20:50:56 No.49517483 >Be me >Getting prostate exam >Doctor slips his fingers in my ass >Get massive hard on >F-----.png >Doctor says its normal >He probes deeper 250 KB PNG >Feels like hes going for the whole fist >Turn and stare into his soul Would it kill you for some foreplay? >mfw Im asked to leave the doctors office >mfw I still might have prostate cancer
: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)20:50:56 No.49517483 >Be me >Getting prostate exam >Doctor slips his fingers in my ass >Get massive hard on >F-----.png >Doctor says its normal >He probes deeper 250 KB PNG >Feels like hes going for the whole fist >Turn and stare into his soul Would it kill you for some foreplay? >mfw Im asked to leave the doctors office >mfw I still might have prostate cancer

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Anon is doing a cart race | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6Sym3aq6 09/23/18(Sun)11:57:11 No.6508221 > be me > 12 years old > my neighborhood is hosting homemade kart races > fuckyes.wav > ask my dad to help me make the best racing wagon ever 489 KB JPG > ffw 2 weeks later > my kart is ready, biggest one in the race > I have a 100 percent chance of winning race starts and Im already in first place > Im going fast as f---, too fast > all of a sudden theres a sharp turn to avoid a forest > oh f--- its too late > I go flying through the forest on my wagon and cover my head to avoid concusion via branch > wagon starts slowing down, but its still moving > this isnt normal > look up > oh no > Im too late > horse is pulling my kart through the forest > look behind me, the title appears > Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim > Todd Howard you m----------- > Youve done it again
: Anonymous (ID: 6Sym3aq6 09/23/18(Sun)11:57:11 No.6508221 > be me > 12 years old > my neighborhood is hosting homemade kart races > fuckyes.wav > ask my dad to help me make the best racing wagon ever 489 KB JPG > ffw 2 weeks later > my kart is ready, biggest one in the race > I have a 100 percent chance of winning race starts and Im already in first place > Im going fast as f---, too fast > all of a sudden theres a sharp turn to avoid a forest > oh f--- its too late > I go flying through the forest on my wagon and cover my head to avoid concusion via branch > wagon starts slowing down, but its still moving > this isnt normal > look up > oh no > Im too late > horse is pulling my kart through the forest > look behind me, the title appears > Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim > Todd Howard you m----------- > Youve done it again

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Why am I cursed with eyeballs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)11:27:07 No.860193024 >be me >decide to piss in sink since I was curious how it felt >first time ever doing it >forget to lock door >employee comes in >we lock eyes for a moment before 200 KB JPG he leaves >awkward and can't piss I still have to piss and can't go back what the f--- do I do : Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)11:27:37 No.860193048 >>860193024 (OP) # lock the door dummy
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)11:27:07 No.860193024 >be me >decide to piss in sink since I was curious how it felt >first time ever doing it >forget to lock door >employee comes in >we lock eyes for a moment before 200 KB JPG he leaves >awkward and can't piss I still have to piss and can't go back what the f--- do I do : Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)11:27:37 No.860193048 >>860193024 (OP) # lock the door dummy

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