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: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:25:21 No.64750048 >hang out with girl from work fairly frequently >been through her breaking up with douchebag boyfriend and hear her complain about friends and work all the time 66 KB JPG >have a lot of fun with her, just enjoy her company >start developing feelings >feel like she's keeping me at an arms length >been here before, know it ends in heartbreak for me >still want to pursue why do I do this to myself 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:27:58 No.64750071 >>64750048 (OP) # You're whats called an emotional tampon. Stop it. >>64750093 #
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:25:21 No.64750048 >hang out with girl from work fairly frequently >been through her breaking up with douchebag boyfriend and hear her complain about friends and work all the time 66 KB JPG >have a lot of fun with her, just enjoy her company >start developing feelings >feel like she's keeping me at an arms length >been here before, know it ends in heartbreak for me >still want to pursue why do I do this to myself 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:27:58 No.64750071 >>64750048 (OP) # You're whats called an emotional tampon. Stop it. >>64750093 #

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Anon listens to Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/16(Thu)00:50:19 No.683894405 ITT- Discuss your first fap I'll start >be me >be 11 or 12 LE ROWLING >listening to Harry Potter audiotapes to help me sleep >Man speaking Hermione's lines in high 37 KB JPG pitched voice >pee pee gets hard >start stroking pee pee >goes on for an entire minute >ecstasy feeling, no ejection though >fall asleep to the sweet sound of a grown ass man imitating a teenage girl 9/11 would fap again
: Anonymous 05/12/16(Thu)00:50:19 No.683894405 ITT- Discuss your first fap I'll start >be me >be 11 or 12 LE ROWLING >listening to Harry Potter audiotapes to help me sleep >Man speaking Hermione's lines in high 37 KB JPG pitched voice >pee pee gets hard >start stroking pee pee >goes on for an entire minute >ecstasy feeling, no ejection though >fall asleep to the sweet sound of a grown ass man imitating a teenage girl 9/11 would fap again

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Fortune favors the bold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)19:38:17 No.64748573 >me >admiring cute coworker girl from afar for months. working up the nerve to even say hi to her >chad coworker >hey anon whos that? >oh idk her name (yes i do and all her socials), shes pretty cute 36 KB JPG though >f--- shes hot. watch this >proceeds to go up to her and talk >shes beaming >i walk away and get back to my station Its our own fault robots
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)19:38:17 No.64748573 >me >admiring cute coworker girl from afar for months. working up the nerve to even say hi to her >chad coworker >hey anon whos that? >oh idk her name (yes i do and all her socials), shes pretty cute 36 KB JPG though >f--- shes hot. watch this >proceeds to go up to her and talk >shes beaming >i walk away and get back to my station Its our own fault robots

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anon is a rational thinker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: H4k0m0OE ) E TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze FOLLOW UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision – and is suing. : Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs) 9 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >>271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves >>271132166 # >>271132881 # >>271133223 # >>271134332 # >>271134775 # >>271136263 # >>271136421 # >>271136633 # >>271136659 # >271136801 # >>271136889 # >>271136910 # >>271136975 # >>271137192 # >>271137688 # >>271137852 # >>271138819 # >>271139068 # >>271139337 # >>271139364 # >>271139495 # >>271139539 # >>271139665 # >>271139676 # >>271139733 # >>271139941 # >>271140571 # >>271141024 # >>271141631 # >>271141918 # >>271141990 # >>271142005 # >>271142025 # >>271142491 # >>271142547 # >>271142555 # >>271142674 # >>271143018 # >>271143028 # >>271143099 # >>271143230 # >>271143380 # >>271143477 # >>271143641 # >>271143978 # >271144138 # >>271144537 # >>271144570 # >>271145019 # >>271145462 # >>271145746 # >>271145891 # >>271146484 # >>271146853 # 07141 00
: Anonymous (ID: H4k0m0OE ) E TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze FOLLOW UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision – and is suing. : Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs) 9 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >>271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves >>271132166 # >>271132881 # >>271133223 # >>271134332 # >>271134775 # >>271136263 # >>271136421 # >>271136633 # >>271136659 # >271136801 # >>271136889 # >>271136910 # >>271136975 # >>271137192 # >>271137688 # >>271137852 # >>271138819 # >>271139068 # >>271139337 # >>271139364 # >>271139495 # >>271139539 # >>271139665 # >>271139676 # >>271139733 # >>271139941 # >>271140571 # >>271141024 # >>271141631 # >>271141918 # >>271141990 # >>271142005 # >>271142025 # >>271142491 # >>271142547 # >>271142555 # >>271142674 # >>271143018 # >>271143028 # >>271143099 # >>271143230 # >>271143380 # >>271143477 # >>271143641 # >>271143978 # >271144138 # >>271144537 # >>271144570 # >>271145019 # >>271145462 # >>271145746 # >>271145891 # >>271146484 # >>271146853 # 07141 00

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Anon goes to planet fitness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)15:19:39 No.62787122 >>62787192 >>62787229 >>62787271 >>62787489 File: 1627293321691.png (696 KB, 853x625) Got a story, happened two hours ago. > at hamplanet fitness (only gym remotely in vicinity) > arm day, working triceps > mini-moon sits near me at lat pulldown > about 5'2" 140 lbs, idk l'm bad at these estimates but there is no discernible muscle or bone definition, just vague forms enrobed in fat > she's got a workout duffel bag and I figure, din't judge, she is working to improve herself > wrong > she sits at machine for ten minutes on her dumbass phone > whips out selfie stick from her bag > five more minutes, she still hasn't worked out > whips out rice krispie from her bag > I'm curious what else this magician can pull out > take peek, there are three more rice krispies > she catches me looking in her bag > one rep maxes her eyebrow > "what?" she asks > "I just never seen someone eat rice krispies at the gym" > she complains about harassment to front desk > permabanned, will have to embrace home gym masterrace F--- fatties
Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)15:19:39 No.62787122 >>62787192 >>62787229 >>62787271 >>62787489 File: 1627293321691.png (696 KB, 853x625) Got a story, happened two hours ago. > at hamplanet fitness (only gym remotely in vicinity) > arm day, working triceps > mini-moon sits near me at lat pulldown > about 5'2" 140 lbs, idk l'm bad at these estimates but there is no discernible muscle or bone definition, just vague forms enrobed in fat > she's got a workout duffel bag and I figure, din't judge, she is working to improve herself > wrong > she sits at machine for ten minutes on her dumbass phone > whips out selfie stick from her bag > five more minutes, she still hasn't worked out > whips out rice krispie from her bag > I'm curious what else this magician can pull out > take peek, there are three more rice krispies > she catches me looking in her bag > one rep maxes her eyebrow > "what?" she asks > "I just never seen someone eat rice krispies at the gym" > she complains about harassment to front desk > permabanned, will have to embrace home gym masterrace F--- fatties

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Anon is a coomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:36:16 No.859885303 Just found out nudes of this one leaked, well not from a movie but like leaked nudes, who has them? Literal OG MILF 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:47:57 No.859885855 : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:51:41 No.859886026 Twenty. F------. Years. | haven't gone a day without fapping in twenty years. And here I am, yet again, looking at a beautiful naked woman on 4chan. Is this where I expected to be in my late 30s? No. F--- no. I wanted to be an engineer when I was a kid. Instead, I spent my life c------ in my bedroom, sometimes 3 times a day, with a crippling weed addiction. I'm sick of it all, I really am, but I have completely lost the willpower to change anything in my life. I realize I'm not going to change any time soon, maybe never. It's an absolute s--- life I live, and 92 KB JPG there isn't a day that goes by where I don't contemplate ending it all. Don't be like me, anon. You have potential. You can go to college, be a sex engineer, and make a name for yourself. Live your life, and stop being a f------ f----- posting this stupid f------ s--- and polluting this god damn board with your stupid f------ existence, you f------ c---.
: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:36:16 No.859885303 Just found out nudes of this one leaked, well not from a movie but like leaked nudes, who has them? Literal OG MILF 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:47:57 No.859885855 : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:51:41 No.859886026 Twenty. F------. Years. | haven't gone a day without fapping in twenty years. And here I am, yet again, looking at a beautiful naked woman on 4chan. Is this where I expected to be in my late 30s? No. F--- no. I wanted to be an engineer when I was a kid. Instead, I spent my life c------ in my bedroom, sometimes 3 times a day, with a crippling weed addiction. I'm sick of it all, I really am, but I have completely lost the willpower to change anything in my life. I realize I'm not going to change any time soon, maybe never. It's an absolute s--- life I live, and 92 KB JPG there isn't a day that goes by where I don't contemplate ending it all. Don't be like me, anon. You have potential. You can go to college, be a sex engineer, and make a name for yourself. Live your life, and stop being a f------ f----- posting this stupid f------ s--- and polluting this god damn board with your stupid f------ existence, you f------ c---.

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Anon was asserting dominance | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:35:03 No.859870382 [Reply] >>859870466 >out in public >walk up to random female >say "I just want you to know, I wasn't staring at you, I was staring at the wall behind you." >walk away Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:36:40 No.859870466 >>859870382 (OP) There is no situation where that is not completely autistic.
O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:35:03 No.859870382 [Reply] >>859870466 >out in public >walk up to random female >say "I just want you to know, I wasn't staring at you, I was staring at the wall behind you." >walk away Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:36:40 No.859870466 >>859870382 (OP) There is no situation where that is not completely autistic.

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Ebony and ivory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Retarded classmates 07/28/21(Wed)18:24:55 No.64747689 >Watching Roots in class >everyone else is horrified >me: "But white criminals were beaten/whipped and hanged in the past as well, that is just how English punished a lot of crime for a long time, just don't do crimes and you won't get whipped or 364 KB JPG beaten or hanged." >normalfags: "You're a racist!" >meanwhile I am literally jewish and have a black queen fetish Why are they like this? : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:26:06 No.64747702 : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:27:00 No.64747714 : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:27:34 No.64747721 DON'T CARE >>64747689 (OP) # Fetishizing a different race doesn't make you any less of a racist you absolute retard. DIDNT ASK PLUS YOU'RE WHITE 571 KB PNG >>64747743 # >>64748013 #
: Anonymous Retarded classmates 07/28/21(Wed)18:24:55 No.64747689 >Watching Roots in class >everyone else is horrified >me: "But white criminals were beaten/whipped and hanged in the past as well, that is just how English punished a lot of crime for a long time, just don't do crimes and you won't get whipped or 364 KB JPG beaten or hanged." >normalfags: "You're a racist!" >meanwhile I am literally jewish and have a black queen fetish Why are they like this? : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:26:06 No.64747702 : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:27:00 No.64747714 : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:27:34 No.64747721 DON'T CARE >>64747689 (OP) # Fetishizing a different race doesn't make you any less of a racist you absolute retard. DIDNT ASK PLUS YOU'RE WHITE 571 KB PNG >>64747743 # >>64748013 #

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Anon gets great advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:42:31 No.859861328 >Dated 6 girls in high school >Never introduced any of them to my parents >Now I think my dad thinks i've never had a girlfriend before >l'm like 75% he thinks i'm gay and is trying to get me to say it >Any time he sees a girl like over 7 KB JPG the age of 14 he'll point her out to me >l know he's trying to be nice or whatever but it's really uncomfortable : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:43:50 No.859861393 >>859861328 (OP)_# Say you have been saving yourself for him, then try to take his pants off.
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:42:31 No.859861328 >Dated 6 girls in high school >Never introduced any of them to my parents >Now I think my dad thinks i've never had a girlfriend before >l'm like 75% he thinks i'm gay and is trying to get me to say it >Any time he sees a girl like over 7 KB JPG the age of 14 he'll point her out to me >l know he's trying to be nice or whatever but it's really uncomfortable : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:43:50 No.859861393 >>859861328 (OP)_# Say you have been saving yourself for him, then try to take his pants off.

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Anon has autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:59:25 No.859862148 >be me >in line for cashier >notice guy has bag full of these squid plushies >want to know where he got them so I can get one for my gf >say "excuse me sir" as politely as I can 76 KB JPG >completely ignored I hate people so f------ much
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:59:25 No.859862148 >be me >in line for cashier >notice guy has bag full of these squid plushies >want to know where he got them so I can get one for my gf >say "excuse me sir" as politely as I can 76 KB JPG >completely ignored I hate people so f------ much

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Anon has a fat penis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)20:18:55 No.859844301 >Be me a 19 yO sophomore and a kissless touchless virgin > Never got laid always had fantasies and dreams thru movies and literature >Always had great deal of respect towards females, courtesy to growing 156 KB JPG in a household of single mother. >Ffw to the girl I met in library >Peak liberal arts student, Netflix casting worthy. >Me a 6/7 hardly can have a shot with this 9/10 >Bleh worth of try anyway >We exchanged numbers decided to meet later that night >Dinner went well, having my hopes high that finally if not a gf maybe a fem friend at least >Life is truly turning out for good >We take long walks across campus >Talking about hometowns, nostalgia, movies and hobbies and anything and everything basically Hands cling >She initiates in holding hand subtly while conversation is being carried out almost naturally >Omg it's happening finally, like they display in movies, I am in my rom com afterall However, the moment she touched my hand, I popped a fat boner >Boner isn't obvious since I'm wearing a tight jeans and even though it is who cares soon it will be bang- O-clock >She recieves a call from her roommate >She has to leave now >She mentions how great time she had , looking forward to meeting me more and s--- >l mumbles something similar in response >She starts hugging as she is soon going to leave BONER IS MOST STRONGEST THAN EVER >No matter how hard I tried to held back, she felt that peepee pretty obviously >She looked at me right in the eye with absolute disgust >Sighs ew, slaps me and yelled pervert as she retreat her path back to dorm >Mfw my c--- blocked me
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)20:18:55 No.859844301 >Be me a 19 yO sophomore and a kissless touchless virgin > Never got laid always had fantasies and dreams thru movies and literature >Always had great deal of respect towards females, courtesy to growing 156 KB JPG in a household of single mother. >Ffw to the girl I met in library >Peak liberal arts student, Netflix casting worthy. >Me a 6/7 hardly can have a shot with this 9/10 >Bleh worth of try anyway >We exchanged numbers decided to meet later that night >Dinner went well, having my hopes high that finally if not a gf maybe a fem friend at least >Life is truly turning out for good >We take long walks across campus >Talking about hometowns, nostalgia, movies and hobbies and anything and everything basically Hands cling >She initiates in holding hand subtly while conversation is being carried out almost naturally >Omg it's happening finally, like they display in movies, I am in my rom com afterall However, the moment she touched my hand, I popped a fat boner >Boner isn't obvious since I'm wearing a tight jeans and even though it is who cares soon it will be bang- O-clock >She recieves a call from her roommate >She has to leave now >She mentions how great time she had , looking forward to meeting me more and s--- >l mumbles something similar in response >She starts hugging as she is soon going to leave BONER IS MOST STRONGEST THAN EVER >No matter how hard I tried to held back, she felt that peepee pretty obviously >She looked at me right in the eye with absolute disgust >Sighs ew, slaps me and yelled pervert as she retreat her path back to dorm >Mfw my c--- blocked me

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Anon has identity crisis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (KHOSUHDB Pro tip : don't be a mutt 07/29/21(Thu)02:01:25 No.331879536 >be me >half Ashkenazi Jewish and half Indian >Israeli law says that I'm Jewish since my mom's Jewish >okaynoproblem.jpg >Fast forward 10 years >no one at my school accepts me 30 KB JPG as a Jew because I look too Indian >fast forward 21 years >visit India >father's family does not accept me because I'm not a Brahmin (anymore) and apparently I'm untouchable because my mom's not a Brahmin >MFW I've severe identity crisis Should I unironically kms at this point? Also, pro tip bros: Don't be a mutt : Anonymous (ID: W5ICih2w 07/29/21(Thu)02:03:25 No.331879767 >>331879536 (OP)_# move to america and change your name to juan gonzales.
: Anonymous (ID: (KHOSUHDB Pro tip : don't be a mutt 07/29/21(Thu)02:01:25 No.331879536 >be me >half Ashkenazi Jewish and half Indian >Israeli law says that I'm Jewish since my mom's Jewish >okaynoproblem.jpg >Fast forward 10 years >no one at my school accepts me 30 KB JPG as a Jew because I look too Indian >fast forward 21 years >visit India >father's family does not accept me because I'm not a Brahmin (anymore) and apparently I'm untouchable because my mom's not a Brahmin >MFW I've severe identity crisis Should I unironically kms at this point? Also, pro tip bros: Don't be a mutt : Anonymous (ID: W5ICih2w 07/29/21(Thu)02:03:25 No.331879767 >>331879536 (OP)_# move to america and change your name to juan gonzales.

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Anon hates Kant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/18(Mon)08:13:52 No.11077762 >Emmanuel Kant: Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!" This was the sign for his 274 KB JPG servants to bring him a new cup of coffee molto pronto. When he saw it arriving he would cry "Land! My dear friends, I see land!!" I want to bully him. What a f------ dork. Doesnt help that his moral theory is terrible.
: Anonymous 04/30/18(Mon)08:13:52 No.11077762 >Emmanuel Kant: Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!" This was the sign for his 274 KB JPG servants to bring him a new cup of coffee molto pronto. When he saw it arriving he would cry "Land! My dear friends, I see land!!" I want to bully him. What a f------ dork. Doesnt help that his moral theory is terrible.

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Anon is a game dev | /r/Greentext

>make successful indie game >take tons of money in donations from fans >promise that big update is coming soon >say that theres a small problem with update thatll be fixed in a week 149 KB JPG >week passes >change story and say the update only comes out when your site is the first result when google searching the game >it happens, still no update >change story again >now theres multiple problems that randomly showed up and need to be fixed >months pass >hype around game quickly dying >complain on Twitter about being stressed >be NinjaMuffin99, creator of Friday Night Funkin >pic unrelated
>make successful indie game >take tons of money in donations from fans >promise that big update is coming soon >say that theres a small problem with update thatll be fixed in a week 149 KB JPG >week passes >change story and say the update only comes out when your site is the first result when google searching the game >it happens, still no update >change story again >now theres multiple problems that randomly showed up and need to be fixed >months pass >hype around game quickly dying >complain on Twitter about being stressed >be NinjaMuffin99, creator of Friday Night Funkin >pic unrelated

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Quality is not an act, it is a habit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)14:06:02 No.64745063 >have the library of alexandria in my disposal called the internet >can learn anything i want in the comfort of my home with just a few clicks >literally the only period in the history of humanity that this much 17 KB JPG information is possible and available to me >decides to spend time browsing f------ /r9k/ and cooming i guess i got whatevers coming to me
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)14:06:02 No.64745063 >have the library of alexandria in my disposal called the internet >can learn anything i want in the comfort of my home with just a few clicks >literally the only period in the history of humanity that this much 17 KB JPG information is possible and available to me >decides to spend time browsing f------ /r9k/ and cooming i guess i got whatevers coming to me

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Elderly abuse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)08:27:24 No.64742334 >hey son, where's our grandkids? >Your mother and I are disappointed in you for the 50th f------ time >Why can't you stop watching those Vietnamese cartoons? 97 KB JPG >Whats it called? Anime? >Why did you go and buy a sex doll >Why didn't you just talk to Kelly or Becky from down the street like how I met your mother, Claudia?
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)08:27:24 No.64742334 >hey son, where's our grandkids? >Your mother and I are disappointed in you for the 50th f------ time >Why can't you stop watching those Vietnamese cartoons? 97 KB JPG >Whats it called? Anime? >Why did you go and buy a sex doll >Why didn't you just talk to Kelly or Becky from down the street like how I met your mother, Claudia?

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Anon unlocks a personality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)05:14:30 No.24650357 >>24650455 >watch good movie >find cool character >internalize his being >new personality unlocked works with fiction books also
Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)05:14:30 No.24650357 >>24650455 >watch good movie >find cool character >internalize his being >new personality unlocked works with fiction books also

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Left high and dry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:52:30 No.64744920 >>64744771 (OP) # >womens spend money and time moisturizing themselves >dry up instantly when they see 14 KB JPG me Heh, nothing personell womens
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:52:30 No.64744920 >>64744771 (OP) # >womens spend money and time moisturizing themselves >dry up instantly when they see 14 KB JPG me Heh, nothing personell womens

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Mirror, Mirror On the Wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:13:06 No.859750663 > looks in mirror > yep, still ugly 9 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:13:06 No.859750663 > looks in mirror > yep, still ugly 9 KB JPG

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