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: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)09:57:10 No.62750025 >be in a large hotel aqua park with gf >gf has epilepsy >suddenly has an attack in the water >I take her out, lifeguard comes and asks if we'd manage to carry 492 KB PNG her to his office so he doesn't lie on the edge of the swimming pool >bridal carry her 100m barefoot on the slippery floor myself Being /fit/ enough to help those you care about is a good feeling.
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)09:57:10 No.62750025 >be in a large hotel aqua park with gf >gf has epilepsy >suddenly has an attack in the water >I take her out, lifeguard comes and asks if we'd manage to carry 492 KB PNG her to his office so he doesn't lie on the edge of the swimming pool >bridal carry her 100m barefoot on the slippery floor myself Being /fit/ enough to help those you care about is a good feeling.

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Who's the most retarded girl you ever slept with? I'll go first >in college >get to know qt in a friendgroup >she's an international student >says she has a boyfriend at home >still tries to get her hands on my d--- EVERY SINGLE TIME our common 6.9 kB JPG friend group meets >eventually decide to go with it >first time sex >she tells me that she doesn't want to cheat >tells me it's not considered cheating if the guy doesn't c-- while inside her >dafuq.jpg >she's still allowed to c-- though, I just have to finish myself off everytime >feeling lowkey cucked but I study STEM so l'll take anything I can get >f--- like rabbits for a few weeks >One she sits on top of me when i want to pull out >get mucle cramp >cantgetup.avi >c-- inside her >not even raw just into my condom >she realizes what happened >starts ugly crying >slaps me >screams: "why did you make me cheat on my boyfriend >mfw pic related >only have sex a few times after that but eventually seize contact >3 months later hits me up and tells me she "could imagine being in a serious relationship with me" >?? Why are women like this?
Who's the most retarded girl you ever slept with? I'll go first >in college >get to know qt in a friendgroup >she's an international student >says she has a boyfriend at home >still tries to get her hands on my d--- EVERY SINGLE TIME our common 6.9 kB JPG friend group meets >eventually decide to go with it >first time sex >she tells me that she doesn't want to cheat >tells me it's not considered cheating if the guy doesn't c-- while inside her >dafuq.jpg >she's still allowed to c-- though, I just have to finish myself off everytime >feeling lowkey cucked but I study STEM so l'll take anything I can get >f--- like rabbits for a few weeks >One she sits on top of me when i want to pull out >get mucle cramp >cantgetup.avi >c-- inside her >not even raw just into my condom >she realizes what happened >starts ugly crying >slaps me >screams: "why did you make me cheat on my boyfriend >mfw pic related >only have sex a few times after that but eventually seize contact >3 months later hits me up and tells me she "could imagine being in a serious relationship with me" >?? Why are women like this?

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Anon forgets the stick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)03:39:23 No.64716170 > be me > Live in Sydney australia > Decide to go on walk > Forget my spider clearing stick Any ausfags relate? 149 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)03:39:23 No.64716170 > be me > Live in Sydney australia > Decide to go on walk > Forget my spider clearing stick Any ausfags relate? 149 KB JPG

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When the impostor is cis! | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)01:57:26 No.20646288 9084BAB6-2752-45E4-98F1-7AA02FA1B196.jpg 113 KB JPG >be cis man >feeling down >go to FtM online support group >post selfies >"omg you're so handsome!!" >"you look so strong" >"how did you get so handsome" >rinse and repeat whenever I'm feeling insecure
| Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)01:57:26 No.20646288 9084BAB6-2752-45E4-98F1-7AA02FA1B196.jpg 113 KB JPG >be cis man >feeling down >go to FtM online support group >post selfies >"omg you're so handsome!!" >"you look so strong" >"how did you get so handsome" >rinse and repeat whenever I'm feeling insecure

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Anon is disturbed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:35:03 No.859677746 >be me >sitting in restaurant eating sandwich >look over at Puerto Rican looking guy across the way >he ordered a baked potato >proceeds to tear into the f------ thing like a velociraptor eviscerating a poodle, or a 45 KB JPG hunk of bread >no knife and fork, or napkin, in f------ sight >Captain Caveman eats the entire thing skin and all >soon there is nothing left that would ever indicate there had ever been a baked potato, the neanderthal literally ate the entire potato out of existence I'm deeply disturbed. What the f---? Who eats a baked potato like this?
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:35:03 No.859677746 >be me >sitting in restaurant eating sandwich >look over at Puerto Rican looking guy across the way >he ordered a baked potato >proceeds to tear into the f------ thing like a velociraptor eviscerating a poodle, or a 45 KB JPG hunk of bread >no knife and fork, or napkin, in f------ sight >Captain Caveman eats the entire thing skin and all >soon there is nothing left that would ever indicate there had ever been a baked potato, the neanderthal literally ate the entire potato out of existence I'm deeply disturbed. What the f---? Who eats a baked potato like this?

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Anon has superpowers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)00:11:11 No.859695225 >Introvert with no friends >decides to play Battlefield 1 because I recently went to the National WWI museum >checks looking for group posts >only 1 post that needs 1 more 13 KB JPG person >instantly denied >mfw I have a superpower that telepathically informs people that l'm an awful person
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)00:11:11 No.859695225 >Introvert with no friends >decides to play Battlefield 1 because I recently went to the National WWI museum >checks looking for group posts >only 1 post that needs 1 more 13 KB JPG person >instantly denied >mfw I have a superpower that telepathically informs people that l'm an awful person

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: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:35:43 No.64712153 >go on a bunch of onlyfans top girls twitter pages >most of the replies to their posts are from 25-50 year old men saying cringe lewd stuff and their creepy sexual fantasies >click on their profiles >most of them are married and 12 KB JPG have pictures together of their wife and kids Blackpilled again. Men are scum.
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:35:43 No.64712153 >go on a bunch of onlyfans top girls twitter pages >most of the replies to their posts are from 25-50 year old men saying cringe lewd stuff and their creepy sexual fantasies >click on their profiles >most of them are married and 12 KB JPG have pictures together of their wife and kids Blackpilled again. Men are scum.

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Anon fucks up tremendously | /r/Greentext

i f----- up, didn't i? >have office job >boss tells me about new employee >meet her >8/10 cutie >she asks my name i ask her 7 KB PNG >her name is "candice" >think if gonna get pranked >say "yeah haha candice d--- fit in yo mouth" >she looks disgusted >says "ugh" and walks to boss' office >writing this at my desk, am i f-----?
i f----- up, didn't i? >have office job >boss tells me about new employee >meet her >8/10 cutie >she asks my name i ask her 7 KB PNG >her name is "candice" >think if gonna get pranked >say "yeah haha candice d--- fit in yo mouth" >she looks disgusted >says "ugh" and walks to boss' office >writing this at my desk, am i f-----?

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Anon visits his sister. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)03:58:06 No.64716305 >visit sister >play with little nephews 5 and 7 in playground >little girl 11 or 12 approaches me >"do you want to make out?" >stutter out a no thanks >she walks away the f--- happened here? Was this one of 382 KB PNG those girls with bad youth who ends up in prostitution? why did no girl ask me this when i was 12?
Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)03:58:06 No.64716305 >visit sister >play with little nephews 5 and 7 in playground >little girl 11 or 12 approaches me >"do you want to make out?" >stutter out a no thanks >she walks away the f--- happened here? Was this one of 382 KB PNG those girls with bad youth who ends up in prostitution? why did no girl ask me this when i was 12?

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anon have a huge problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 767574672 31 min. geleden •.. >be me >have every success in life but one huge problem >own a handful of hotels in exotic locations >business is good >have everything i've ever wanted >but 66,3 kB PNG >wife is very sick >wife is dying >doctors can try to treat her but will be risky and expensive >or donate her body to science to cure disease for others >first treatment, sell my hotel in cancun to pay for it >doesn't work >second treatment, sell chain of vacation homes in florida >doesn't work >third treatment, even more risky then first two operations >have to sell 3 more hotels and all-incusive resort properties >doesn't work >she may end up on the autopsy table at this rate >at least in death she can help others >eventually run out of properties to sell >doctors ask what i want to do >cut my wife into peices this is my last resort
Anonymous | 767574672 31 min. geleden •.. >be me >have every success in life but one huge problem >own a handful of hotels in exotic locations >business is good >have everything i've ever wanted >but 66,3 kB PNG >wife is very sick >wife is dying >doctors can try to treat her but will be risky and expensive >or donate her body to science to cure disease for others >first treatment, sell my hotel in cancun to pay for it >doesn't work >second treatment, sell chain of vacation homes in florida >doesn't work >third treatment, even more risky then first two operations >have to sell 3 more hotels and all-incusive resort properties >doesn't work >she may end up on the autopsy table at this rate >at least in death she can help others >eventually run out of properties to sell >doctors ask what i want to do >cut my wife into peices this is my last resort

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Anon knows romance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)13:00:07 No.148034420 >>148034061 (OP) # >helo pretti lady >hi >you slep? >hi 22 KB JPG >love >send bab >hello i f--- u strong >vagena clean hair? >c--- bitch
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)13:00:07 No.148034420 >>148034061 (OP) # >helo pretti lady >hi >you slep? >hi 22 KB JPG >love >send bab >hello i f--- u strong >vagena clean hair? >c--- bitch

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Anon Gets a Visit From the Panties Fairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:59:38 No.64627030 >masturbated with my mom's panties in a T WE moment of weakness >stuffed them in hamper and hoped she didnt find out CN >came home from work today >mom talked to me like normal so think I'm 110 KB JPG in the clear >then find pack of several new panties in my dresser If she knew why did she do this instead of just kicking me out
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:59:38 No.64627030 >masturbated with my mom's panties in a T WE moment of weakness >stuffed them in hamper and hoped she didnt find out CN >came home from work today >mom talked to me like normal so think I'm 110 KB JPG in the clear >then find pack of several new panties in my dresser If she knew why did she do this instead of just kicking me out

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Anon listens to African American gentlemen in Paris | /r/Greentext

File: gigachad.jpg (65 KB, 1068x601) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:15:18 No.859667165 >be white >listen to n----- in Paris >some schoolmate ask me what i am listening to >say n----- in Paris by Kanye and Jay-z >she gets offended >i continue to listen to the song Kanye knew this title would filter the weak
File: gigachad.jpg (65 KB, 1068x601) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:15:18 No.859667165 >be white >listen to n----- in Paris >some schoolmate ask me what i am listening to >say n----- in Paris by Kanye and Jay-z >she gets offended >i continue to listen to the song Kanye knew this title would filter the weak

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Anon has twin siblings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:00:55 No.64713259 >Younger twin siblings are f------ each other again. I'm tired of beating them at this point. It's like they do this out of spite now. 6 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:00:55 No.64713259 >Younger twin siblings are f------ each other again. I'm tired of beating them at this point. It's like they do this out of spite now. 6 KB JPG

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: Anonymous The Small Things 07/25/21(Sun)20:26:41 No.64712646 >Grandma is moving, I offer to help out >Cleaning out her garage when she notices my Grandfather's old bike >Offers to give it to me since she has no use for it, I accept 19 KB JPG >Take it home and do some basic maintenance (re- lube chain, pump up tires, check brakes, etc) >Been awhile since l've rode a bike, but the saying that you never forget holds true >Come up to a big hill, drop into a lower gear and give it all I got >Legs are burning, but I get to the top >Take a second to admire the view, then start descending >Pick up speed rapidly >The air violently whips around my body as gravity pulls me down faster and faster >Make it to the foot of the hill, and continue to coast on my acquired momentum >The setting sun is nice and warm on my skin, and a rabbit darts across the trail in front of me. >In that moment all my fears and anxieties melt away >My past, my future, none of it mattered >All that mattered was now When did you realize the small things are the real joys of this world Anon?
: Anonymous The Small Things 07/25/21(Sun)20:26:41 No.64712646 >Grandma is moving, I offer to help out >Cleaning out her garage when she notices my Grandfather's old bike >Offers to give it to me since she has no use for it, I accept 19 KB JPG >Take it home and do some basic maintenance (re- lube chain, pump up tires, check brakes, etc) >Been awhile since l've rode a bike, but the saying that you never forget holds true >Come up to a big hill, drop into a lower gear and give it all I got >Legs are burning, but I get to the top >Take a second to admire the view, then start descending >Pick up speed rapidly >The air violently whips around my body as gravity pulls me down faster and faster >Make it to the foot of the hill, and continue to coast on my acquired momentum >The setting sun is nice and warm on my skin, and a rabbit darts across the trail in front of me. >In that moment all my fears and anxieties melt away >My past, my future, none of it mattered >All that mattered was now When did you realize the small things are the real joys of this world Anon?

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Qu'est ce que c'est? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:11:05 No.64711954 >talking to therapist >tell her that each member of my family has called me a psychopath at least once and that it messes with me mentally >she offers to pull up her notes on me and give her opinion >watch her physically recoil as 62 KB JPG she pulls up the notes >"well, you only show minor signs of psychopathy" >solid minute of silence What does this mean?
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:11:05 No.64711954 >talking to therapist >tell her that each member of my family has called me a psychopath at least once and that it messes with me mentally >she offers to pull up her notes on me and give her opinion >watch her physically recoil as 62 KB JPG she pulls up the notes >"well, you only show minor signs of psychopathy" >solid minute of silence What does this mean?

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Anon goes fishing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)07:51:20 No.16463180 File: 1622945113407.jpg (28 KB, 500x500) >16463205 >>16463682 >>16464376 >go fishing on lake >spend more time drinking beer than fishing >caught 1 s----- 6 inch blue gill >descale it, too small to fillet >cook and eat it >still hungry >remember i put a minnow trap in hours ago >its filled with minnows >dredge them in flour, spices, eggs, and pan fry >they taste like s--- >still eat them >wake up in the middle of the night and puke full, unchewed minnows into the toilet havent eaten fish since then
Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)07:51:20 No.16463180 File: 1622945113407.jpg (28 KB, 500x500) >16463205 >>16463682 >>16464376 >go fishing on lake >spend more time drinking beer than fishing >caught 1 s----- 6 inch blue gill >descale it, too small to fillet >cook and eat it >still hungry >remember i put a minnow trap in hours ago >its filled with minnows >dredge them in flour, spices, eggs, and pan fry >they taste like s--- >still eat them >wake up in the middle of the night and puke full, unchewed minnows into the toilet havent eaten fish since then

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Anon likes anime games and figurines | /r/Greentext

O File: 1620167366084.png (611 KB, 800x1129) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:53:25 No.64707075 [Reply] > >Finally got my paycheck >l only play lewd/adult games and would like to buy oaholes/anime figures/ cute anime boob posters >live in a room that I share with my brother (in my mums house because she is sweet and I get to spend my cash how I want) >l dont want my family to judge me bros.. should I just save up for a house? you know how much wageslaving that is? O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:54:18 No.64707086 ► >>64707122 >>64707133 Might as well set the paycheck on fire you flaming f-----
O File: 1620167366084.png (611 KB, 800x1129) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:53:25 No.64707075 [Reply] > >Finally got my paycheck >l only play lewd/adult games and would like to buy oaholes/anime figures/ cute anime boob posters >live in a room that I share with my brother (in my mums house because she is sweet and I get to spend my cash how I want) >l dont want my family to judge me bros.. should I just save up for a house? you know how much wageslaving that is? O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:54:18 No.64707086 ► >>64707122 >>64707133 Might as well set the paycheck on fire you flaming f-----

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Anon tries to be a business man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grfap >Cleans old high school room so it SEAL OF APPRO doesn't look like s----- highschool 51 KB JPG room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard
: Anonymous 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grfap >Cleans old high school room so it SEAL OF APPRO doesn't look like s----- highschool 51 KB JPG room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard

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