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Anon knows romance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)13:00:07 No.148034420 >>148034061 (OP) # >helo pretti lady >hi >you slep? >hi 22 KB JPG >love >send bab >hello i f--- u strong >vagena clean hair? >c--- bitch
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)13:00:07 No.148034420 >>148034061 (OP) # >helo pretti lady >hi >you slep? >hi 22 KB JPG >love >send bab >hello i f--- u strong >vagena clean hair? >c--- bitch

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Anon Gets a Visit From the Panties Fairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:59:38 No.64627030 >masturbated with my mom's panties in a T WE moment of weakness >stuffed them in hamper and hoped she didnt find out CN >came home from work today >mom talked to me like normal so think I'm 110 KB JPG in the clear >then find pack of several new panties in my dresser If she knew why did she do this instead of just kicking me out
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:59:38 No.64627030 >masturbated with my mom's panties in a T WE moment of weakness >stuffed them in hamper and hoped she didnt find out CN >came home from work today >mom talked to me like normal so think I'm 110 KB JPG in the clear >then find pack of several new panties in my dresser If she knew why did she do this instead of just kicking me out

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Anon listens to African American gentlemen in Paris | /r/Greentext

File: gigachad.jpg (65 KB, 1068x601) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:15:18 No.859667165 >be white >listen to n----- in Paris >some schoolmate ask me what i am listening to >say n----- in Paris by Kanye and Jay-z >she gets offended >i continue to listen to the song Kanye knew this title would filter the weak
File: gigachad.jpg (65 KB, 1068x601) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:15:18 No.859667165 >be white >listen to n----- in Paris >some schoolmate ask me what i am listening to >say n----- in Paris by Kanye and Jay-z >she gets offended >i continue to listen to the song Kanye knew this title would filter the weak

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Anon has twin siblings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:00:55 No.64713259 >Younger twin siblings are f------ each other again. I'm tired of beating them at this point. It's like they do this out of spite now. 6 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:00:55 No.64713259 >Younger twin siblings are f------ each other again. I'm tired of beating them at this point. It's like they do this out of spite now. 6 KB JPG

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: Anonymous The Small Things 07/25/21(Sun)20:26:41 No.64712646 >Grandma is moving, I offer to help out >Cleaning out her garage when she notices my Grandfather's old bike >Offers to give it to me since she has no use for it, I accept 19 KB JPG >Take it home and do some basic maintenance (re- lube chain, pump up tires, check brakes, etc) >Been awhile since l've rode a bike, but the saying that you never forget holds true >Come up to a big hill, drop into a lower gear and give it all I got >Legs are burning, but I get to the top >Take a second to admire the view, then start descending >Pick up speed rapidly >The air violently whips around my body as gravity pulls me down faster and faster >Make it to the foot of the hill, and continue to coast on my acquired momentum >The setting sun is nice and warm on my skin, and a rabbit darts across the trail in front of me. >In that moment all my fears and anxieties melt away >My past, my future, none of it mattered >All that mattered was now When did you realize the small things are the real joys of this world Anon?
: Anonymous The Small Things 07/25/21(Sun)20:26:41 No.64712646 >Grandma is moving, I offer to help out >Cleaning out her garage when she notices my Grandfather's old bike >Offers to give it to me since she has no use for it, I accept 19 KB JPG >Take it home and do some basic maintenance (re- lube chain, pump up tires, check brakes, etc) >Been awhile since l've rode a bike, but the saying that you never forget holds true >Come up to a big hill, drop into a lower gear and give it all I got >Legs are burning, but I get to the top >Take a second to admire the view, then start descending >Pick up speed rapidly >The air violently whips around my body as gravity pulls me down faster and faster >Make it to the foot of the hill, and continue to coast on my acquired momentum >The setting sun is nice and warm on my skin, and a rabbit darts across the trail in front of me. >In that moment all my fears and anxieties melt away >My past, my future, none of it mattered >All that mattered was now When did you realize the small things are the real joys of this world Anon?

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Qu'est ce que c'est? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:11:05 No.64711954 >talking to therapist >tell her that each member of my family has called me a psychopath at least once and that it messes with me mentally >she offers to pull up her notes on me and give her opinion >watch her physically recoil as 62 KB JPG she pulls up the notes >"well, you only show minor signs of psychopathy" >solid minute of silence What does this mean?
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)19:11:05 No.64711954 >talking to therapist >tell her that each member of my family has called me a psychopath at least once and that it messes with me mentally >she offers to pull up her notes on me and give her opinion >watch her physically recoil as 62 KB JPG she pulls up the notes >"well, you only show minor signs of psychopathy" >solid minute of silence What does this mean?

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Anon goes fishing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)07:51:20 No.16463180 File: 1622945113407.jpg (28 KB, 500x500) >16463205 >>16463682 >>16464376 >go fishing on lake >spend more time drinking beer than fishing >caught 1 s----- 6 inch blue gill >descale it, too small to fillet >cook and eat it >still hungry >remember i put a minnow trap in hours ago >its filled with minnows >dredge them in flour, spices, eggs, and pan fry >they taste like s--- >still eat them >wake up in the middle of the night and puke full, unchewed minnows into the toilet havent eaten fish since then
Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)07:51:20 No.16463180 File: 1622945113407.jpg (28 KB, 500x500) >16463205 >>16463682 >>16464376 >go fishing on lake >spend more time drinking beer than fishing >caught 1 s----- 6 inch blue gill >descale it, too small to fillet >cook and eat it >still hungry >remember i put a minnow trap in hours ago >its filled with minnows >dredge them in flour, spices, eggs, and pan fry >they taste like s--- >still eat them >wake up in the middle of the night and puke full, unchewed minnows into the toilet havent eaten fish since then

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Anon likes anime games and figurines | /r/Greentext

O File: 1620167366084.png (611 KB, 800x1129) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:53:25 No.64707075 [Reply] > >Finally got my paycheck >l only play lewd/adult games and would like to buy oaholes/anime figures/ cute anime boob posters >live in a room that I share with my brother (in my mums house because she is sweet and I get to spend my cash how I want) >l dont want my family to judge me bros.. should I just save up for a house? you know how much wageslaving that is? O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:54:18 No.64707086 ► >>64707122 >>64707133 Might as well set the paycheck on fire you flaming f-----
O File: 1620167366084.png (611 KB, 800x1129) O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:53:25 No.64707075 [Reply] > >Finally got my paycheck >l only play lewd/adult games and would like to buy oaholes/anime figures/ cute anime boob posters >live in a room that I share with my brother (in my mums house because she is sweet and I get to spend my cash how I want) >l dont want my family to judge me bros.. should I just save up for a house? you know how much wageslaving that is? O Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:54:18 No.64707086 ► >>64707122 >>64707133 Might as well set the paycheck on fire you flaming f-----

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Anon tries to be a business man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grfap >Cleans old high school room so it SEAL OF APPRO doesn't look like s----- highschool 51 KB JPG room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard
: Anonymous 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grfap >Cleans old high school room so it SEAL OF APPRO doesn't look like s----- highschool 51 KB JPG room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard

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Bum Fights | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)15:39:24 No.64709677 >wrestling with fren >Get thrown on bed >Pomf >Lock legs around his waist and table the turns >He just gropes my ass >Get boner 21 KB JPG I'm not gay right? : Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)15:40:48 No.64709689 >>64709677 (OP) # You're gay, anon. And even worse, you're a bottom. >>64709803 #
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)15:39:24 No.64709677 >wrestling with fren >Get thrown on bed >Pomf >Lock legs around his waist and table the turns >He just gropes my ass >Get boner 21 KB JPG I'm not gay right? : Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)15:40:48 No.64709689 >>64709677 (OP) # You're gay, anon. And even worse, you're a bottom. >>64709803 #

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Anon identifies a larp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.62737421 >>62737387 # >l'm a charismatic, fit person with money but no women like me Gee I wonder why I think you're lying
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.62737421 >>62737387 # >l'm a charismatic, fit person with money but no women like me Gee I wonder why I think you're lying

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Chadanon takes a dump | /r/Greentext

File: gigachad.jpg (33 KB, 680x763) Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)14:25:46 No.859664888 >be me >have to take a s--- >s--- pants >don't change pants because don't let s--- bother me
File: gigachad.jpg (33 KB, 680x763) Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)14:25:46 No.859664888 >be me >have to take a s--- >s--- pants >don't change pants because don't let s--- bother me

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Anon goes for a run | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:28:13 No.64711565 >sister had a house party with her friends last night >i go for my run through the park >already hear them talking and giggling at me as i leave in my workout clothes >whatever 968 KB JPG >come back, exhausted and sweaty >HEY THERES ANON HAHA >HEY ANON >ignore them >go to the kitchen and have my oatmeal >they're laughing at me as i'm eating healthy after my workout >one of the girls comes up to me and talks to me like i'm an autistic toddler >"do you mind the loud music? let me know if it's too loud and we'll turn it down a notch" >no, enjoy yourself >finish oatmeal, go upstairs and play chess while listening to podcasts until they're done partying How can people develop such a condescending attitude by drinking alcohol and having braindead chit chat while screaming over uncomfortably loud music?
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)18:28:13 No.64711565 >sister had a house party with her friends last night >i go for my run through the park >already hear them talking and giggling at me as i leave in my workout clothes >whatever 968 KB JPG >come back, exhausted and sweaty >HEY THERES ANON HAHA >HEY ANON >ignore them >go to the kitchen and have my oatmeal >they're laughing at me as i'm eating healthy after my workout >one of the girls comes up to me and talks to me like i'm an autistic toddler >"do you mind the loud music? let me know if it's too loud and we'll turn it down a notch" >no, enjoy yourself >finish oatmeal, go upstairs and play chess while listening to podcasts until they're done partying How can people develop such a condescending attitude by drinking alcohol and having braindead chit chat while screaming over uncomfortably loud music?

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Anon’s Christmas story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)08:56:03 No.859650272 >be kid >believe in santa >love christmas >all the wonder and magic >everyone's happy >presents and cookies >christmas movies on tv 228 KB JPG >glow of warm fireplace >want to hold onto magic forever >grow older >move out, get apartment >still believe in santa >friends think i'm retarded >won't let them discourage me >seen all the movies >adults stop believing >santa goes away >the magic fades >not me >santa's real and i believe in him >christmas eve >set out cookies and milk >leave carrots for reindeer >i believe >fall asleep all excited >can't wait to prove friends wrong >stupid grown-up nonbelievers >eyes close >visions of sugarplums dance in my head >wake up >f-----' christmas morning >run to living room >cookies still there >full glass of milk >carrots uneaten >no presents >it's all b------- >my life is a lie >tears roll down cheeks >suddenly feel a tap on shoulder >i knew he'd show >turn around with open arms >expecting warm hug >cold knife plunges into stomach >blood oozes from mouth >fall into arms of masked intruder >"merry christmas, a------" >apartment ransacked >money and belongings stolen >slowly bleed out >mfw i wasted my life being a total f-----
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)08:56:03 No.859650272 >be kid >believe in santa >love christmas >all the wonder and magic >everyone's happy >presents and cookies >christmas movies on tv 228 KB JPG >glow of warm fireplace >want to hold onto magic forever >grow older >move out, get apartment >still believe in santa >friends think i'm retarded >won't let them discourage me >seen all the movies >adults stop believing >santa goes away >the magic fades >not me >santa's real and i believe in him >christmas eve >set out cookies and milk >leave carrots for reindeer >i believe >fall asleep all excited >can't wait to prove friends wrong >stupid grown-up nonbelievers >eyes close >visions of sugarplums dance in my head >wake up >f-----' christmas morning >run to living room >cookies still there >full glass of milk >carrots uneaten >no presents >it's all b------- >my life is a lie >tears roll down cheeks >suddenly feel a tap on shoulder >i knew he'd show >turn around with open arms >expecting warm hug >cold knife plunges into stomach >blood oozes from mouth >fall into arms of masked intruder >"merry christmas, a------" >apartment ransacked >money and belongings stolen >slowly bleed out >mfw i wasted my life being a total f-----

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Sigma male energy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:15:18 No.8596 >be white >listen to n----- in Paris >some schoolmate ask me what i am listening to >say n----- in Paris by Kanye and Jay-z >she gets offended >i continue to listen to the song Kanye knew this title would filter the weak
Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:15:18 No.8596 >be white >listen to n----- in Paris >some schoolmate ask me what i am listening to >say n----- in Paris by Kanye and Jay-z >she gets offended >i continue to listen to the song Kanye knew this title would filter the weak

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)10:07:52 No.859655691 >go to sleep last friday >dream about some weird drama about this guy I know leaving his wife and kid >have an argument with him >f----- leaves gets on bus never to be seen again 41 KB JPG >p----- off I go to my fictional home >take a piss >once done pissing feel I have piss reserves >d--- feels weird like there is some kind of weight on it so grab it in place and force piss >piss also feels weird and different from earlier piss >l can't even see my piss I just feel it >wake up >at the f------ age of 23 I p----- the bed goddamit >quickly follow guide to clean it with vinegar and laundry detergent >and finish it off with baking soda for 8hrs >s--- looks clean >go to sleep >piss myself again I feel like im being punished
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)10:07:52 No.859655691 >go to sleep last friday >dream about some weird drama about this guy I know leaving his wife and kid >have an argument with him >f----- leaves gets on bus never to be seen again 41 KB JPG >p----- off I go to my fictional home >take a piss >once done pissing feel I have piss reserves >d--- feels weird like there is some kind of weight on it so grab it in place and force piss >piss also feels weird and different from earlier piss >l can't even see my piss I just feel it >wake up >at the f------ age of 23 I p----- the bed goddamit >quickly follow guide to clean it with vinegar and laundry detergent >and finish it off with baking soda for 8hrs >s--- looks clean >go to sleep >piss myself again I feel like im being punished

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Anti-social Darwinism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)14:06:08 No.64708778 >hanging out with group of nerd friends in college dorm >women across the hall comes around and completely changes the group dynamic >literally witnessing some biological evolutionary inclination to simp compete and one up each 34 KB JPG other for her attention/approval >bros before hoes meme is a complete cope myth Why are men such f------?
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)14:06:08 No.64708778 >hanging out with group of nerd friends in college dorm >women across the hall comes around and completely changes the group dynamic >literally witnessing some biological evolutionary inclination to simp compete and one up each 34 KB JPG other for her attention/approval >bros before hoes meme is a complete cope myth Why are men such f------?

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Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I
Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I

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Anon is a Kinder Egg | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)17:20:28 No.64662338 >Be guy >Got groped in park by p--- >He called me a "double-wide surprise" 424 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)17:20:28 No.64662338 >Be guy >Got groped in park by p--- >He called me a "double-wide surprise" 424 KB PNG

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