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File: ErJtB6QWMAC-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 >>859495905 >be me >19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors. O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495905 thanks fren
File: ErJtB6QWMAC-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 >>859495905 >be me >19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors. O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495905 thanks fren

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O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.
O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.

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Anon on normies. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)00:00:42 No.64676983 >normies when someone talks about suicide >NO00000000 STOP YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL THERE IS SO MUCH LEFT TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE >how normies act normally >RISE AND GRIND GET TO WORK MR 31 KB JPG SQUIDWARD WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN :) well which is it?
Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)00:00:42 No.64676983 >normies when someone talks about suicide >NO00000000 STOP YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL THERE IS SO MUCH LEFT TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE >how normies act normally >RISE AND GRIND GET TO WORK MR 31 KB JPG SQUIDWARD WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN :) well which is it?

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: Anonymous its hard being like this 07/23/21(Fri)08:31:34 No.64677842 >sees someone leaning on bridge >he looks tired >"RISE AND SHINE MR SQUIDWARD IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN" 38 KB PNG >he gets shocked and accidentally falls off >it was etika
: Anonymous its hard being like this 07/23/21(Fri)08:31:34 No.64677842 >sees someone leaning on bridge >he looks tired >"RISE AND SHINE MR SQUIDWARD IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN" 38 KB PNG >he gets shocked and accidentally falls off >it was etika

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)18:39:16 No.64673641 >>64661361 (OP) # >uni friend is telling me about all these sorties of his female friends getting harassed/catcalled/r----/etc. since a similar scandal just happened >"oh it must not be that common because it never 6 KB JPG happened to me" >he tells me it absolutely is extremely common and happens all the time >tfw feel bad that i was never attractive enough to be harassed 24/7 like stacies >>64673742 #
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)18:39:16 No.64673641 >>64661361 (OP) # >uni friend is telling me about all these sorties of his female friends getting harassed/catcalled/r----/etc. since a similar scandal just happened >"oh it must not be that common because it never 6 KB JPG happened to me" >he tells me it absolutely is extremely common and happens all the time >tfw feel bad that i was never attractive enough to be harassed 24/7 like stacies >>64673742 #

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: Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you akmatur want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences 14 KB JPG >profit : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:37:17 No.733287826 genius : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:38:12 No.733287907 you won the internet 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:41:03 No.733288136 >is you character linked to the number 7 36 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you akmatur want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences 14 KB JPG >profit : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:37:17 No.733287826 genius : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:38:12 No.733287907 you won the internet 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:41:03 No.733288136 >is you character linked to the number 7 36 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)20:59:32 No.64675226 20210722_192620.jpg| 1.95 MB JPG >AC broke the other day >house temperature went to mid-80s for most of the day >get it fixed pretty quickly, no big deal >have a shower today, go to add the skin I raked off of my arms with my fingernails to my skin ball >tfw the heat partially melted my earwax ball and contaminated my skin ball, hand oil ball, and nose oil ball with earwax juice : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:01:08 No.64675246 Your home needs to be glassed from orbit.
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)20:59:32 No.64675226 20210722_192620.jpg| 1.95 MB JPG >AC broke the other day >house temperature went to mid-80s for most of the day >get it fixed pretty quickly, no big deal >have a shower today, go to add the skin I raked off of my arms with my fingernails to my skin ball >tfw the heat partially melted my earwax ball and contaminated my skin ball, hand oil ball, and nose oil ball with earwax juice : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:01:08 No.64675246 Your home needs to be glassed from orbit.

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Anon gets the answer to all his problems. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)08:44:27 No.64668183 >be me THATR MY PUTER >banned on most social media >hated by most people there >get hate messages from them everyday n ami >get fighting challenges and death threats even >my literal existence make people angery >all i did was tell about myself and share my 186 KВ JPG autismo with people 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)10:04:00 No.64668897 >>64668183 (OP) >get fighting challenges >ассеpt it >inject cocaine steroids and tranquilizers >BTFO this n---- so hard he gets in ICU >scream WHITÉ POWDER until it wears off >became an e-celeb and get tons of racist p---- go with the flow anon
Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)08:44:27 No.64668183 >be me THATR MY PUTER >banned on most social media >hated by most people there >get hate messages from them everyday n ami >get fighting challenges and death threats even >my literal existence make people angery >all i did was tell about myself and share my 186 KВ JPG autismo with people 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)10:04:00 No.64668897 >>64668183 (OP) >get fighting challenges >ассеpt it >inject cocaine steroids and tranquilizers >BTFO this n---- so hard he gets in ICU >scream WHITÉ POWDER until it wears off >became an e-celeb and get tons of racist p---- go with the flow anon

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)11:16:33 No.64669465 >Be me >Meet girl on discord >She likes vidya >She likes tf2 >Ask main >"soldier" >Ask questions about mechanical skill and movement 11 KB JPG >Hasn't even played cp_process >Can't speedshot Why even try anymore?
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)11:16:33 No.64669465 >Be me >Meet girl on discord >She likes vidya >She likes tf2 >Ask main >"soldier" >Ask questions about mechanical skill and movement 11 KB JPG >Hasn't even played cp_process >Can't speedshot Why even try anymore?

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Anon is "cute" | /r/Greentext

>>139192812 # >>139192836 # >>139192856 # >>139193132 (You) # f--- it just promise you'll forget after this thread 571 KB JPG >be in 9th grade english >usually pretty shy and never talk to anybody >we're all reading some story and taking turns >see that my turn is coming up >decide I should say something memorable to show my "cute' personality to the class >when it gets to me i say "LOLIPOP?" in a seducing tone and put my pinky on my lip >dead. f------. silence. >feel like im going to vomit >they called me lolipop boy after that WHY THE F--- DID I THINK THAT WOULD BE CUTE I HAD TONS OF ACNE I'M SO F------ STUPID >>139193667 # >>139193673 # >139193719 # >139193732 # >>139193750 # >>139193761 # >>139193795 # >>139193865 # >>139193873 # >>139193901 # >>139193958 #
>>139192812 # >>139192836 # >>139192856 # >>139193132 (You) # f--- it just promise you'll forget after this thread 571 KB JPG >be in 9th grade english >usually pretty shy and never talk to anybody >we're all reading some story and taking turns >see that my turn is coming up >decide I should say something memorable to show my "cute' personality to the class >when it gets to me i say "LOLIPOP?" in a seducing tone and put my pinky on my lip >dead. f------. silence. >feel like im going to vomit >they called me lolipop boy after that WHY THE F--- DID I THINK THAT WOULD BE CUTE I HAD TONS OF ACNE I'M SO F------ STUPID >>139193667 # >>139193673 # >139193719 # >139193732 # >>139193750 # >>139193761 # >>139193795 # >>139193865 # >>139193873 # >>139193901 # >>139193958 #

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)17:48:32 No.64673060 >meet girl 2 >we like each other >she repeatedly asks me to do gay s--- >says I'm a coward for not experimenting >do gay s--- >calls me a f----- and leaves 59 KB PNG why are women like this?
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)17:48:32 No.64673060 >meet girl 2 >we like each other >she repeatedly asks me to do gay s--- >says I'm a coward for not experimenting >do gay s--- >calls me a f----- and leaves 59 KB PNG why are women like this?

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1 97% 00000 giffgaff 7 VPN 11:38 am boards.4chan.org Board (/b/ - Random v Settings Home Anonymous (ID: jq7i/pc ) 09/06/14(Sat)10:50:48 No.567199668 >Work at a movie theater >nothing is happening , everyone is cleaning or taking their break >suddenly a girl and a guy 186 KB JPG storm out of Lucy >she's shaking and he tries to hold her as she collapses in some kind of epileptic seizure >none of the employees know what to do >boss comes in, asks me what's going on >"I guess she's trying to use 100% of her brain" So l'm kind of looking for a new job now. How is it going /b/? 22 posts omitted (3 have images) Hide View Thread Anonymous (ID: GYIL(AYT)
1 97% 00000 giffgaff 7 VPN 11:38 am boards.4chan.org Board (/b/ - Random v Settings Home Anonymous (ID: jq7i/pc ) 09/06/14(Sat)10:50:48 No.567199668 >Work at a movie theater >nothing is happening , everyone is cleaning or taking their break >suddenly a girl and a guy 186 KB JPG storm out of Lucy >she's shaking and he tries to hold her as she collapses in some kind of epileptic seizure >none of the employees know what to do >boss comes in, asks me what's going on >"I guess she's trying to use 100% of her brain" So l'm kind of looking for a new job now. How is it going /b/? 22 posts omitted (3 have images) Hide View Thread Anonymous (ID: GYIL(AYT)

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0 AT&T ? 10:08 PM 13%D boards.4chan.org Anonymous 04/27/15(Mon)22:07:49 No.612528816 >Be me >Go to gym to get fit >Big guy with the word "Love" across his chest >Always at gym, everyday for hours >People make fun of him for it behind his 19 KB JPG back >Nicknamed "Luv" cause the tat >Has reputation for being crazy >Everyone is afraid of him, even employees >He isn't there one day >l work out in spot he usually works out in >Silent Asian guy warns me I'm in his spot >Say "He isn't here so too bad for him" like I don't care >Asian laughs >Tells me his name >Chin Yu >We talk for a bit before Luv comes in >shitshitshit.gif >He walks by and just nods >Okay >Chin Yu looks afraid >He leaves quickly without a word >Luv talks to me >Really nice guy >He used to be a fat guy but worked hard to bulk up >Feel connection with this guy >Tells me he used to be friend with the Asian before he started making fun of him for being fat >He started working out to change his image >Chin Yu kept making fun of him and making up stories about how Luv is rude and crazy >MFW Yu gave Luv a bad name
0 AT&T ? 10:08 PM 13%D boards.4chan.org Anonymous 04/27/15(Mon)22:07:49 No.612528816 >Be me >Go to gym to get fit >Big guy with the word "Love" across his chest >Always at gym, everyday for hours >People make fun of him for it behind his 19 KB JPG back >Nicknamed "Luv" cause the tat >Has reputation for being crazy >Everyone is afraid of him, even employees >He isn't there one day >l work out in spot he usually works out in >Silent Asian guy warns me I'm in his spot >Say "He isn't here so too bad for him" like I don't care >Asian laughs >Tells me his name >Chin Yu >We talk for a bit before Luv comes in >shitshitshit.gif >He walks by and just nods >Okay >Chin Yu looks afraid >He leaves quickly without a word >Luv talks to me >Really nice guy >He used to be a fat guy but worked hard to bulk up >Feel connection with this guy >Tells me he used to be friend with the Asian before he started making fun of him for being fat >He started working out to change his image >Chin Yu kept making fun of him and making up stories about how Luv is rude and crazy >MFW Yu gave Luv a bad name

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)22:34:19 No.859511714 >be really horny >make Mii cause then she can be exactly what I want >c-- too it >instantly feel completely empty how the f--- did it get this bad. there's no hope, is there? 125 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)22:34:19 No.859511714 >be really horny >make Mii cause then she can be exactly what I want >c-- too it >instantly feel completely empty how the f--- did it get this bad. there's no hope, is there? 125 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)19:39:53 No.64674387 AHRIAHHNHHHHBSB >mom finds out i have a feminization and i----- fetish for her >hope that she makes me her toy >instead just sends me to therapy >therapist is a milf >have to confess my fantasies to her 112 KB JPG >shes smiling while i explain them
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)19:39:53 No.64674387 AHRIAHHNHHHHBSB >mom finds out i have a feminization and i----- fetish for her >hope that she makes me her toy >instead just sends me to therapy >therapist is a milf >have to confess my fantasies to her 112 KB JPG >shes smiling while i explain them

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Anonymous111125150 29 min. ago .. >takes place in hell >almost everyone is Igbt based Viviziepop HAZKYN 148.7 kB JPG 7 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous111125150 29 min. ago .. >takes place in hell >almost everyone is Igbt based Viviziepop HAZKYN 148.7 kB JPG 7 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)18:25:02 No.64673493 >hookup with a shy neet virgin >he couldn't get it up and had to masturbate most of the time >tfw I imagine most robots minds have been permanently damaged from being a p--- addict aka 83 KB JPG coomer It's your own fault. 20 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)19:16:20 No.64674100 Soulless image. F------ disgusting. : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)19:45:34 No.64674458 >hookup with a nasty, BPD fembot >she has pimples all around her p----, tons of pubic hair, very strong fishy odor, creamy discharge that smells strange. Other than her fishy c--- smell, 22 KB JPG she smells like old laundry that's been sitting in a basement for years >she spreads her legs and jigglers her stinky p---- around, looks at me with a smug expression, she is 'gifting' me her body for the night >Try to get it up, but l'm so disgusted that nothing is happening >"I'm sorry, I have a p--- addiction. I can't get it up"
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)18:25:02 No.64673493 >hookup with a shy neet virgin >he couldn't get it up and had to masturbate most of the time >tfw I imagine most robots minds have been permanently damaged from being a p--- addict aka 83 KB JPG coomer It's your own fault. 20 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)19:16:20 No.64674100 Soulless image. F------ disgusting. : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)19:45:34 No.64674458 >hookup with a nasty, BPD fembot >she has pimples all around her p----, tons of pubic hair, very strong fishy odor, creamy discharge that smells strange. Other than her fishy c--- smell, 22 KB JPG she smells like old laundry that's been sitting in a basement for years >she spreads her legs and jigglers her stinky p---- around, looks at me with a smug expression, she is 'gifting' me her body for the night >Try to get it up, but l'm so disgusted that nothing is happening >"I'm sorry, I have a p--- addiction. I can't get it up"

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears In Rain. Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was l a good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.
Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears In Rain. Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was l a good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.

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