Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Thundershock Therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)09:36:00 No.64681452 >my friend hears that I'm looking for a job and sets me up with an interview at the s----- fast food place that he works at >I really don't want to work here, but it would be rude to refuse the 1003 KB GIF interview >He won't actually be doing the interview, it's just his friend who is the manager How do I intentionally screw up the interview so I won't get this job? I'm planning on showing up 10 minutes late and wearing a t-shirt with a pikachu on it and telling them I have severe social anxiety. Will that work?
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)09:36:00 No.64681452 >my friend hears that I'm looking for a job and sets me up with an interview at the s----- fast food place that he works at >I really don't want to work here, but it would be rude to refuse the 1003 KB GIF interview >He won't actually be doing the interview, it's just his friend who is the manager How do I intentionally screw up the interview so I won't get this job? I'm planning on showing up 10 minutes late and wearing a t-shirt with a pikachu on it and telling them I have severe social anxiety. Will that work?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext sleeve font terrestrial plant

Anon is too special to work at subway | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)18:13:54 No.773070283 GOOD JOB Greentext stories of you going full retard. I'll start >be working at subgay RETARD- >feeling like shut because no one's manegenrata teaching me how to do anything and 26 KB JPG insulting me when I f--- up. >feelsbadman. >I help a lady and at the end she says "congratulations you just passed the secret shopper test!" >completely lost in my own world thinking about all the abuse I was taking >"wha...?" "Yea you did extremely well! What's your name? If you write it down for me l'll come back with a certificate for you!" >I'm all jazzed because I finally had a compliment >l'm all smiles and I say "oh so your total is *insert total* >she looks and says "secret shoppers don't have to pay. It's complimentary >my stupid ass says "oh...okay well bye!" >bitch walks out >think about it some more >"hey..she never got my name" >"this sounds fishy" >took me about 10 minutes to realize I was just conned >panic and pay for the food myself because I was terrified of being in trouble >never tell anyone 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)18:13:54 No.773070283 GOOD JOB Greentext stories of you going full retard. I'll start >be working at subgay RETARD- >feeling like shut because no one's manegenrata teaching me how to do anything and 26 KB JPG insulting me when I f--- up. >feelsbadman. >I help a lady and at the end she says "congratulations you just passed the secret shopper test!" >completely lost in my own world thinking about all the abuse I was taking >"wha...?" "Yea you did extremely well! What's your name? If you write it down for me l'll come back with a certificate for you!" >I'm all jazzed because I finally had a compliment >l'm all smiles and I say "oh so your total is *insert total* >she looks and says "secret shoppers don't have to pay. It's complimentary >my stupid ass says "oh...okay well bye!" >bitch walks out >think about it some more >"hey..she never got my name" >"this sounds fishy" >took me about 10 minutes to realize I was just conned >panic and pay for the food myself because I was terrified of being in trouble >never tell anyone 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon likes McDonald's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)03:30:11 No.16423335 >tasty food >it's always a fun experience to go BARBE eat at a mc donalds >lots of happy memories of when you were a child eating mc nuggies M McDonald's 64 KB JPG why do we pretend to hate them? : Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)09:57:51 No.16424920 >tasty food its okay >it's always a fun experience to go eat at a mcdonalds not really, but i guess it varies >lots of happy memories of when you were a child eating mc nuggies what the f--- are you talking about, who has this?
: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)03:30:11 No.16423335 >tasty food >it's always a fun experience to go BARBE eat at a mc donalds >lots of happy memories of when you were a child eating mc nuggies M McDonald's 64 KB JPG why do we pretend to hate them? : Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)09:57:51 No.16424920 >tasty food its okay >it's always a fun experience to go eat at a mcdonalds not really, but i guess it varies >lots of happy memories of when you were a child eating mc nuggies what the f--- are you talking about, who has this?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Houndini Approach | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)08:04:21 No.64680734 >>64680371 (OP) # >Got bullied by some arab kid >called me weak in gym class >said i could punch him in the stomach since he wouldn't feel anything >punched him >He started crying like a bitch infront of the 581 KB PNG whole class >>64680760 #
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)08:04:21 No.64680734 >>64680371 (OP) # >Got bullied by some arab kid >called me weak in gym class >said i could punch him in the stomach since he wouldn't feel anything >punched him >He started crying like a bitch infront of the 581 KB PNG whole class >>64680760 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism terrestrial plant happy font

I am not crying you are crying! | /r/Greentext

Sad day today. True story. >Be me, 31, software programmer for a tech company in a city >Everyday get 45min break for lunch 46 KB JPG >The best places to eat are next to this bench area >Next to bench area is this bucket drummer >He's REALLY good. >Been going there to eat my lunch every mon-fri for the past year or so >Always give him a dollar. Least I could do. Pretty cheap for 30min of entertainment. >Went to my work today to grab my laptop >Got lunch in same spot as always, notice he isn't out there >Shrug it off, he probably isn't out here on Sundays. >Very sad woman comes and places flowers on where he normally performs >My heart skips a beat, I felt my stomach drop > "Who are those for?" > She proceeds to tell me that the drummer was killed by a driver that was texting while he was crossing the street >Told me his name was Devin >Never spoken a word to Devin, but everyday when I give him a dollar he'd smile and wave at me. >Even though I don't know Devin, or even his name until now, I'm devastated right now. >My life in the corporate cage sucked, Devin was my way of escaping into music. >Worst part was I never got to tell him how much better his music would make my s----- days. >RIP Devin, thank you for your beautiful music.
Sad day today. True story. >Be me, 31, software programmer for a tech company in a city >Everyday get 45min break for lunch 46 KB JPG >The best places to eat are next to this bench area >Next to bench area is this bucket drummer >He's REALLY good. >Been going there to eat my lunch every mon-fri for the past year or so >Always give him a dollar. Least I could do. Pretty cheap for 30min of entertainment. >Went to my work today to grab my laptop >Got lunch in same spot as always, notice he isn't out there >Shrug it off, he probably isn't out here on Sundays. >Very sad woman comes and places flowers on where he normally performs >My heart skips a beat, I felt my stomach drop > "Who are those for?" > She proceeds to tell me that the drummer was killed by a driver that was texting while he was crossing the street >Told me his name was Devin >Never spoken a word to Devin, but everyday when I give him a dollar he'd smile and wave at me. >Even though I don't know Devin, or even his name until now, I'm devastated right now. >My life in the corporate cage sucked, Devin was my way of escaping into music. >Worst part was I never got to tell him how much better his music would make my s----- days. >RIP Devin, thank you for your beautiful music.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon likes eagles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/31/14(Wed)22:39:31 No.589577231 >be 10yo me >have an obsession with eagles >bookshelf filled with eagle s--- >go to zoo >be a regular >sit there like a tard staring at eagles >handler knows me >asks if i want to get up close >get a bald eagle to land on her hand >majestic as f--- >this one has an infection on his wing >we hear police sirens >f------ SWAT team comes out >slams into me >eagle pathetically attempts to fly away >gets up in the air >they f------ take it out with a sniper >sobbing at this point >ask them why they did it >"It was a sick eagle" >"So?" >"That's prohibited by the law" >"Why?" >"Because they are illeagle"
Anonymous 12/31/14(Wed)22:39:31 No.589577231 >be 10yo me >have an obsession with eagles >bookshelf filled with eagle s--- >go to zoo >be a regular >sit there like a tard staring at eagles >handler knows me >asks if i want to get up close >get a bald eagle to land on her hand >majestic as f--- >this one has an infection on his wing >we hear police sirens >f------ SWAT team comes out >slams into me >eagle pathetically attempts to fly away >gets up in the air >they f------ take it out with a sniper >sobbing at this point >ask them why they did it >"It was a sick eagle" >"So?" >"That's prohibited by the law" >"Why?" >"Because they are illeagle"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext bird accipitridae beak sea eagle

anon is cool | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Are we even incels? | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is not a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Camp 07/22/21(Thu)21:30:26 No.2172094 >be me >17 >skinny dude with very long hair >volunteer as a camp counselor for a camp made for 4th graders >everything's fine kids are cool, they like the activities we made for them 40 KB PNG >one of them calls me femboy >laugh it off >2 days later everyone's calling me a femboy >l hate it >camp ends >meet up with friend >he heard about the femboy stuff >m------------ pulls out a maid outfit >go home with said maid outfit in bag >thinking about shaving my head bald >mfw
: Anonymous Camp 07/22/21(Thu)21:30:26 No.2172094 >be me >17 >skinny dude with very long hair >volunteer as a camp counselor for a camp made for 4th graders >everything's fine kids are cool, they like the activities we made for them 40 KB PNG >one of them calls me femboy >laugh it off >2 days later everyone's calling me a femboy >l hate it >camp ends >meet up with friend >he heard about the femboy stuff >m------------ pulls out a maid outfit >go home with said maid outfit in bag >thinking about shaving my head bald >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant

Bounced Check | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

anon gives an advice | /r/Greentext

File: ErJtB6QWMAC-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 >>859495905 >be me >19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors. O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495905 thanks fren
File: ErJtB6QWMAC-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 >>859495905 >be me >19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors. O Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495905 thanks fren

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism cartoon font

Anon's strategy | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.
O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anon on normies. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)00:00:42 No.64676983 >normies when someone talks about suicide >NO00000000 STOP YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL THERE IS SO MUCH LEFT TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE >how normies act normally >RISE AND GRIND GET TO WORK MR 31 KB JPG SQUIDWARD WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN :) well which is it?
Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)00:00:42 No.64676983 >normies when someone talks about suicide >NO00000000 STOP YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL THERE IS SO MUCH LEFT TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE >how normies act normally >RISE AND GRIND GET TO WORK MR 31 KB JPG SQUIDWARD WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN :) well which is it?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

Anon saving a life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous its hard being like this 07/23/21(Fri)08:31:34 No.64677842 >sees someone leaning on bridge >he looks tired >"RISE AND SHINE MR SQUIDWARD IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN" 38 KB PNG >he gets shocked and accidentally falls off >it was etika
: Anonymous its hard being like this 07/23/21(Fri)08:31:34 No.64677842 >sees someone leaning on bridge >he looks tired >"RISE AND SHINE MR SQUIDWARD IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN" 38 KB PNG >he gets shocked and accidentally falls off >it was etika

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture font terrestrial plant

Entitled IX | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)18:39:16 No.64673641 >>64661361 (OP) # >uni friend is telling me about all these sorties of his female friends getting harassed/catcalled/r----/etc. since a similar scandal just happened >"oh it must not be that common because it never 6 KB JPG happened to me" >he tells me it absolutely is extremely common and happens all the time >tfw feel bad that i was never attractive enough to be harassed 24/7 like stacies >>64673742 #
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)18:39:16 No.64673641 >>64661361 (OP) # >uni friend is telling me about all these sorties of his female friends getting harassed/catcalled/r----/etc. since a similar scandal just happened >"oh it must not be that common because it never 6 KB JPG happened to me" >he tells me it absolutely is extremely common and happens all the time >tfw feel bad that i was never attractive enough to be harassed 24/7 like stacies >>64673742 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant

Anon is a Genie-us | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you akmatur want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences 14 KB JPG >profit : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:37:17 No.733287826 genius : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:38:12 No.733287907 you won the internet 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:41:03 No.733288136 >is you character linked to the number 7 36 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you akmatur want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences 14 KB JPG >profit : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:37:17 No.733287826 genius : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:38:12 No.733287907 you won the internet 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:41:03 No.733288136 >is you character linked to the number 7 36 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext orange font material property

Great Balls of Fire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)20:59:32 No.64675226 20210722_192620.jpg| 1.95 MB JPG >AC broke the other day >house temperature went to mid-80s for most of the day >get it fixed pretty quickly, no big deal >have a shower today, go to add the skin I raked off of my arms with my fingernails to my skin ball >tfw the heat partially melted my earwax ball and contaminated my skin ball, hand oil ball, and nose oil ball with earwax juice : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:01:08 No.64675246 Your home needs to be glassed from orbit.
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)20:59:32 No.64675226 20210722_192620.jpg| 1.95 MB JPG >AC broke the other day >house temperature went to mid-80s for most of the day >get it fixed pretty quickly, no big deal >have a shower today, go to add the skin I raked off of my arms with my fingernails to my skin ball >tfw the heat partially melted my earwax ball and contaminated my skin ball, hand oil ball, and nose oil ball with earwax juice : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:01:08 No.64675246 Your home needs to be glassed from orbit.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext amber recipe font

Anon gets the answer to all his problems. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)08:44:27 No.64668183 >be me THATR MY PUTER >banned on most social media >hated by most people there >get hate messages from them everyday n ami >get fighting challenges and death threats even >my literal existence make people angery >all i did was tell about myself and share my 186 KВ JPG autismo with people 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)10:04:00 No.64668897 >>64668183 (OP) >get fighting challenges >ассеpt it >inject cocaine steroids and tranquilizers >BTFO this n---- so hard he gets in ICU >scream WHITÉ POWDER until it wears off >became an e-celeb and get tons of racist p---- go with the flow anon
Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)08:44:27 No.64668183 >be me THATR MY PUTER >banned on most social media >hated by most people there >get hate messages from them everyday n ami >get fighting challenges and death threats even >my literal existence make people angery >all i did was tell about myself and share my 186 KВ JPG autismo with people 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)10:04:00 No.64668897 >>64668183 (OP) >get fighting challenges >ассеpt it >inject cocaine steroids and tranquilizers >BTFO this n---- so hard he gets in ICU >scream WHITÉ POWDER until it wears off >became an e-celeb and get tons of racist p---- go with the flow anon

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Soldier of Fortune | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)11:16:33 No.64669465 >Be me >Meet girl on discord >She likes vidya >She likes tf2 >Ask main >"soldier" >Ask questions about mechanical skill and movement 11 KB JPG >Hasn't even played cp_process >Can't speedshot Why even try anymore?
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)11:16:33 No.64669465 >Be me >Meet girl on discord >She likes vidya >She likes tf2 >Ask main >"soldier" >Ask questions about mechanical skill and movement 11 KB JPG >Hasn't even played cp_process >Can't speedshot Why even try anymore?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is "cute" | /r/Greentext

>>139192812 # >>139192836 # >>139192856 # >>139193132 (You) # f--- it just promise you'll forget after this thread 571 KB JPG >be in 9th grade english >usually pretty shy and never talk to anybody >we're all reading some story and taking turns >see that my turn is coming up >decide I should say something memorable to show my "cute' personality to the class >when it gets to me i say "LOLIPOP?" in a seducing tone and put my pinky on my lip >dead. f------. silence. >feel like im going to vomit >they called me lolipop boy after that WHY THE F--- DID I THINK THAT WOULD BE CUTE I HAD TONS OF ACNE I'M SO F------ STUPID >>139193667 # >>139193673 # >139193719 # >139193732 # >>139193750 # >>139193761 # >>139193795 # >>139193865 # >>139193873 # >>139193901 # >>139193958 #
>>139192812 # >>139192836 # >>139192856 # >>139193132 (You) # f--- it just promise you'll forget after this thread 571 KB JPG >be in 9th grade english >usually pretty shy and never talk to anybody >we're all reading some story and taking turns >see that my turn is coming up >decide I should say something memorable to show my "cute' personality to the class >when it gets to me i say "LOLIPOP?" in a seducing tone and put my pinky on my lip >dead. f------. silence. >feel like im going to vomit >they called me lolipop boy after that WHY THE F--- DID I THINK THAT WOULD BE CUTE I HAD TONS OF ACNE I'M SO F------ STUPID >>139193667 # >>139193673 # >139193719 # >139193732 # >>139193750 # >>139193761 # >>139193795 # >>139193865 # >>139193873 # >>139193901 # >>139193958 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font