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: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)22:41:48 No.846579260 >Halloween 2016 >go to costume themed swingers party >dressed as Wario >a few hours in start talking to girl dressed as Princess Peach 89 KB PNG >she tells me 'lets make Mario jealous' >go to nearby Motel >get room >have odd RP sex >about to c-- >suddenly yell 'i'mma Wario, i'mma gunna c--!" >scream 'WWWAAHH!!!' While cuming >says it was the worst sex experience of her life Atleast i came tho
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)22:41:48 No.846579260 >Halloween 2016 >go to costume themed swingers party >dressed as Wario >a few hours in start talking to girl dressed as Princess Peach 89 KB PNG >she tells me 'lets make Mario jealous' >go to nearby Motel >get room >have odd RP sex >about to c-- >suddenly yell 'i'mma Wario, i'mma gunna c--!" >scream 'WWWAAHH!!!' While cuming >says it was the worst sex experience of her life Atleast i came tho

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: Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)05:22:46 No.64666755 >at family gathering >cousins, cousins friends etc all there >they are all sitting around talking about their relationships >friend of cousin is talking about some relationship drama and 284 KB PNG asking for advice >my cousin looks to me >"anon you haven't said much, what do you think he should do?" >"i wouldn't know" >he looks puzzled >"what do you mean?" >"i have no experience with such things" >suddenly feels like hes become an interrogator >"you haven't had a girlfriend before?" >i shake my head "no" >he leans in further >"are you a virgin?" >"yeah" >he smirks >"why would you ever admit to that?" >i look around and see everyone in the group staring at me >"why would i lie about it?" >he pauses >"well..i don't know" >he pry's no further and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night family huh?
: Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)05:22:46 No.64666755 >at family gathering >cousins, cousins friends etc all there >they are all sitting around talking about their relationships >friend of cousin is talking about some relationship drama and 284 KB PNG asking for advice >my cousin looks to me >"anon you haven't said much, what do you think he should do?" >"i wouldn't know" >he looks puzzled >"what do you mean?" >"i have no experience with such things" >suddenly feels like hes become an interrogator >"you haven't had a girlfriend before?" >i shake my head "no" >he leans in further >"are you a virgin?" >"yeah" >he smirks >"why would you ever admit to that?" >i look around and see everyone in the group staring at me >"why would i lie about it?" >he pauses >"well..i don't know" >he pry's no further and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night family huh?

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: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:43:22 No.64663879 >took Xanax >became a chad >ended up talking to a girl who isnt fat or ugly >l just come out and tell her im a neet who makes money off crypto and does nothing all day >she sends me naked videos and 22 KB JPG pictures and asks me to come f--- I am living the rest of my life on Xanax or ill die trying
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:43:22 No.64663879 >took Xanax >became a chad >ended up talking to a girl who isnt fat or ugly >l just come out and tell her im a neet who makes money off crypto and does nothing all day >she sends me naked videos and 22 KB JPG pictures and asks me to come f--- I am living the rest of my life on Xanax or ill die trying

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Anon's Dad Is Proud

: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 FeelsGoodMan thread >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be i dont want to embarrass my dad since 192 KB PNG >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was
: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 FeelsGoodMan thread >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be i dont want to embarrass my dad since 192 KB PNG >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was

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Dog Schlop

true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists... with a twist. we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?) we just want to watch the world 156 KB JPG burn. View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/20(Tue)11:51:20 No.826394098 *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* 48 KB JPG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists... with a twist. we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?) we just want to watch the world 156 KB JPG burn. View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/20(Tue)11:51:20 No.826394098 *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* 48 KB JPG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

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Anon Lifts

1620573052056.jpg 226 KB JPG >>61657418 (OP) # >The only woman I lift for is my mother, so l can help her when she gets old.
1620573052056.jpg 226 KB JPG >>61657418 (OP) # >The only woman I lift for is my mother, so l can help her when she gets old.

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The Runaway Bag

File: 11 jpg (179 KB, 420x767) O Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:37:39 No.857890293 My gf has a runaway bag by the door. She keeps her passport and her legal documents in it, with a few changes of clothing, money, deodorant, and anything she might need if she ever has to grab her things and ARAM run. She ran from her ex once. He would have killed her if she hadn't. Ive let her have the bag, Ive never said a bad thing to her and if having it makes her feel safe, she should have it. Recently I mentioned that I have no idea where my passport is. She said it's in the bag, with all my other irreplaceable I have no idea what we're running away from, but she's got my packed with hers.
File: 11 jpg (179 KB, 420x767) O Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:37:39 No.857890293 My gf has a runaway bag by the door. She keeps her passport and her legal documents in it, with a few changes of clothing, money, deodorant, and anything she might need if she ever has to grab her things and ARAM run. She ran from her ex once. He would have killed her if she hadn't. Ive let her have the bag, Ive never said a bad thing to her and if having it makes her feel safe, she should have it. Recently I mentioned that I have no idea where my passport is. She said it's in the bag, with all my other irreplaceable I have no idea what we're running away from, but she's got my packed with hers.

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As Good as It Gets

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)20:38:30 No.62414397 >>62411966 (OP) # >Covering regular carriers route >Old lady comes out and grabs her mail >oh are you the new carrier >no just covering ks route today 32 KB JPG shes on vaction >oh thats too bad I could get used to seeing you *winks* thats as good as it gets boys
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)20:38:30 No.62414397 >>62411966 (OP) # >Covering regular carriers route >Old lady comes out and grabs her mail >oh are you the new carrier >no just covering ks route today 32 KB JPG shes on vaction >oh thats too bad I could get used to seeing you *winks* thats as good as it gets boys

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Old but Gold

I Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509 File: 1367447683568.jpg-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg) >>477043204 >be me >be 16 >be a total beta >have few friends nothing special >total weaboo >be doing duke of edinburgh award >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum >her dad was fighting over seas at the time >first day listen to the mum about what rIl be doing idgf >meet girl >10/10 >DAYUM.jpeg >say hello how are you the usual >get started helping the mum cook >me and her get talking about her daughter >ask what she does all day >she just lies in bed watching t.v. >feels bad man >don't think much other of it though go in to take her food and to her feed her etc >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE >we start talking like crazy >discuss other anime >become friends quickly >keep up DoE award >keep talking to her >become very good friends >DOE ends >keep on visiting her after school >go out with her with her in a wheel chair >go to park and stuff >she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time >start dating kind of >keep on visiting and helping out >watch anime together for a couple of weeks >get onto angel beats >episode ten >find out Yui was paralyzed >кeep quiet >marriage proposal scene >engageoverfeel.png >10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move >tears rolling down face >throw my arms around her >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change" that was the first time i ever hugged my wife
I Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509 File: 1367447683568.jpg-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg) >>477043204 >be me >be 16 >be a total beta >have few friends nothing special >total weaboo >be doing duke of edinburgh award >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum >her dad was fighting over seas at the time >first day listen to the mum about what rIl be doing idgf >meet girl >10/10 >DAYUM.jpeg >say hello how are you the usual >get started helping the mum cook >me and her get talking about her daughter >ask what she does all day >she just lies in bed watching t.v. >feels bad man >don't think much other of it though go in to take her food and to her feed her etc >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE >we start talking like crazy >discuss other anime >become friends quickly >keep up DoE award >keep talking to her >become very good friends >DOE ends >keep on visiting her after school >go out with her with her in a wheel chair >go to park and stuff >she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time >start dating kind of >keep on visiting and helping out >watch anime together for a couple of weeks >get onto angel beats >episode ten >find out Yui was paralyzed >кeep quiet >marriage proposal scene >engageoverfeel.png >10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move >tears rolling down face >throw my arms around her >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change" that was the first time i ever hugged my wife

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Anon Loves His Cat

: Anonymous 04/24/19(Wed)00:13:27 No.52087291 >kitty sleeping on my legs >cat is having a nightmare >say "i love you kitty" >cat stops jerking around, starts purring 38 KB JPG i love you cat 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 04/24/19(Wed)00:13:27 No.52087291 >kitty sleeping on my legs >cat is having a nightmare >say "i love you kitty" >cat stops jerking around, starts purring 38 KB JPG i love you cat 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon Has a Great Mom

: Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)21:30:45 No.787079620 good feels thread? Ill start >be me >yesterday 12 KB JPG >christmastimeiscoming@gmail.com >my mom still asks me for my list even though im 18 and going to a good uni >make a hefty list knowing she cant get everything >snoop around a bit >go on amazon >what >my mom literally bought nearly everything >literally almost everything >cry a little realising how fg lucky I am, and understand why she gets stressed around the holidays >mfw I have one of the best moms out there >mfw I will graduate and become a history prof for my mom one day >mfw though life can suck my mom makes it a bit better a my Lads I know this is 4chan but seriously go hug your mom or call her on the holidays. its worth it
: Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)21:30:45 No.787079620 good feels thread? Ill start >be me >yesterday 12 KB JPG >christmastimeiscoming@gmail.com >my mom still asks me for my list even though im 18 and going to a good uni >make a hefty list knowing she cant get everything >snoop around a bit >go on amazon >what >my mom literally bought nearly everything >literally almost everything >cry a little realising how fg lucky I am, and understand why she gets stressed around the holidays >mfw I have one of the best moms out there >mfw I will graduate and become a history prof for my mom one day >mfw though life can suck my mom makes it a bit better a my Lads I know this is 4chan but seriously go hug your mom or call her on the holidays. its worth it

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Anon Helps a New Friend

O Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)11:15:07 No.792359077 >be me >gap year >work as nursery assistant at a home for mentally challenged (IQ>70) >one guy is very unintelligent >24 years old >IQ too low to learn how to speak >only says weird sounds >no friends >only hobby is to suck puddles dry >once tried sucking lake dry >puked multiple times >once all got sick from bad food >he didn't because of superior stomach from sucking puddles >one day the home gets a new manager >decides that puddlesucker cannot suck puddles anymore >puddlesucker gets very sad >one time I have the night shift >its raining >see puddlesucker stand by the window crying looking at the many delicious puddles >l open the door >puddlesucker runs outside faster than a 4chan user chasing an icecream truck >sucks on atleast 7 puddles >comes back >gives me big wet hug >mfw guy who doesn't even crack a smile when he sees his family after 2 months, gives me a hug
O Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)11:15:07 No.792359077 >be me >gap year >work as nursery assistant at a home for mentally challenged (IQ>70) >one guy is very unintelligent >24 years old >IQ too low to learn how to speak >only says weird sounds >no friends >only hobby is to suck puddles dry >once tried sucking lake dry >puked multiple times >once all got sick from bad food >he didn't because of superior stomach from sucking puddles >one day the home gets a new manager >decides that puddlesucker cannot suck puddles anymore >puddlesucker gets very sad >one time I have the night shift >its raining >see puddlesucker stand by the window crying looking at the many delicious puddles >l open the door >puddlesucker runs outside faster than a 4chan user chasing an icecream truck >sucks on atleast 7 puddles >comes back >gives me big wet hug >mfw guy who doesn't even crack a smile when he sees his family after 2 months, gives me a hug

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A Good Grandson

: Anonymous Family stories 07/21/21(Wed)21:01:47 No.64662661 Family is important anons, lets share some stories! > be me > be good grandson who loves his grandparents > hear that grandma fell > shes got paranoia and 54 KB JPG depression from before, so this affects her more > know shes very religious > offer myself to take her to church > bring her inner peace and comfort > happy.exe > shes very thankful and gives me a very warm smile and soft hug 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous Family stories 07/21/21(Wed)21:01:47 No.64662661 Family is important anons, lets share some stories! > be me > be good grandson who loves his grandparents > hear that grandma fell > shes got paranoia and 54 KB JPG depression from before, so this affects her more > know shes very religious > offer myself to take her to church > bring her inner peace and comfort > happy.exe > shes very thankful and gives me a very warm smile and soft hug 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon Meets a Flat Earther

>be me >be training new guy at work >first shift training him he mentions he believes in the flat earth >begin to protest and try to point out the numerous holes in his 73 KB JPG logic >realize i am a wage-slave >realize he is also a wage-slave >realize what either of us believes in doesn't matter at all >he will never be in a profession that requires him to account for the earth not being flat >let him have his fantasy in peace if it makes being a wage-slave easier >get a little closer to divinity by not feeling the need to try and assert intellectual superiority over pointless topic : Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:13:57 No.29294396 >>29294362 (OP)_# Nice. That's what I would call being comfortable with yourself. Disagreement doesn't matter when there's nothing at stake, and being comfortable enough to not require everyone to agree with 232 KB JPG you is mature. Sincerely good post, OP.
>be me >be training new guy at work >first shift training him he mentions he believes in the flat earth >begin to protest and try to point out the numerous holes in his 73 KB JPG logic >realize i am a wage-slave >realize he is also a wage-slave >realize what either of us believes in doesn't matter at all >he will never be in a profession that requires him to account for the earth not being flat >let him have his fantasy in peace if it makes being a wage-slave easier >get a little closer to divinity by not feeling the need to try and assert intellectual superiority over pointless topic : Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)22:13:57 No.29294396 >>29294362 (OP)_# Nice. That's what I would call being comfortable with yourself. Disagreement doesn't matter when there's nothing at stake, and being comfortable enough to not require everyone to agree with 232 KB JPG you is mature. Sincerely good post, OP.

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anon is lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)09:39:36 No.859463835 >be 23 >Drive these 10 hours a day for four days, then have four days off. >Earn $160,000 AUD a year. >Literally no experience needed. >About to start my shift now, gonna 77 KB JPG listen to audiobooks. >F--- life is easy when you live in the greatest nation on Earth. 58 Replies / 8 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)09:39:36 No.859463835 >be 23 >Drive these 10 hours a day for four days, then have four days off. >Earn $160,000 AUD a year. >Literally no experience needed. >About to start my shift now, gonna 77 KB JPG listen to audiobooks. >F--- life is easy when you live in the greatest nation on Earth. 58 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)08:13:41 No.64654697 >>64654248 (OP) # >be me >be 14 15 KB JPG >attend boys only school (thanks mum and dad) >go to school dance held with local 'sister' school >didn't get a dance all night >feelsbadman.jpg >towards the end of the night a qt comes up and asks "Hey, want to dance?" >couldn't believe my luck >Say yes >She says "Just kidding!" >Walks away with her friend laughing >Self esteem was already critically low - now depleted Why are girls like this? I'm glad women have to suffer periods and childbirth. They f------ deserve it.
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)08:13:41 No.64654697 >>64654248 (OP) # >be me >be 14 15 KB JPG >attend boys only school (thanks mum and dad) >go to school dance held with local 'sister' school >didn't get a dance all night >feelsbadman.jpg >towards the end of the night a qt comes up and asks "Hey, want to dance?" >couldn't believe my luck >Say yes >She says "Just kidding!" >Walks away with her friend laughing >Self esteem was already critically low - now depleted Why are girls like this? I'm glad women have to suffer periods and childbirth. They f------ deserve it.

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