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Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:38:27 No.49751148 >>49751212 >>49750349 O Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:08:40 No.49750349 > >>49751148 File: jpg (43 KB, 500x338) How f----- up do you have to be to be wearing a pink shirt in an infected biohazard area? >You guys are idiots, the virus is gonna be looking for guys in biohazard suits
Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:38:27 No.49751148 >>49751212 >>49750349 O Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:08:40 No.49750349 > >>49751148 File: jpg (43 KB, 500x338) How f----- up do you have to be to be wearing a pink shirt in an infected biohazard area? >You guys are idiots, the virus is gonna be looking for guys in biohazard suits

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: Anonymous (ID: sbMfHILk 04/13/22(Wed)19:03:02 No.372626953 Prime Minister of Sweden: female Prime Minister of Iceland: female Prime Minister of Finland: female Prime Minister of Denmark: female Prime Minister of Estonia: female (pic rel) Prime Minister of Lithuania: female 51 KB JPG What the F--- is up with Northern Europeans and women leaders? : Anonymous (ID: ef7efd9u 04/13/22(Wed)19:04:54 No.372627134 © AP 1649715880707.jpg| 125 KB JPG >>372626953 (OP) # new wives for the ruler of the european empire >>372627550 # >>372627708 # >>372628327 # >>372631863 # Anonymous (ID: 76JF7M/t) E : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:10:05 No.372627708 >>372627134 # >you are such a disgusting woman. Just >>3726269 That's just i look at you. Not even 60 years old. Literally unfuckable : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:06:28 No 372627299
: Anonymous (ID: sbMfHILk 04/13/22(Wed)19:03:02 No.372626953 Prime Minister of Sweden: female Prime Minister of Iceland: female Prime Minister of Finland: female Prime Minister of Denmark: female Prime Minister of Estonia: female (pic rel) Prime Minister of Lithuania: female 51 KB JPG What the F--- is up with Northern Europeans and women leaders? : Anonymous (ID: ef7efd9u 04/13/22(Wed)19:04:54 No.372627134 © AP 1649715880707.jpg| 125 KB JPG >>372626953 (OP) # new wives for the ruler of the european empire >>372627550 # >>372627708 # >>372628327 # >>372631863 # Anonymous (ID: 76JF7M/t) E : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:10:05 No.372627708 >>372627134 # >you are such a disgusting woman. Just >>3726269 That's just i look at you. Not even 60 years old. Literally unfuckable : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:06:28 No 372627299

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Inside the mind of anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:00 No.876241007 Why are you so bitter? 58 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:56 No.876241052 There's p--- in my frog board 27 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:53:38 No.876241078 >>876241007 (OP) # When I was in elementary school no one ever noticed my light up sneakers and from then on I hated everyone.
: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:00 No.876241007 Why are you so bitter? 58 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:56 No.876241052 There's p--- in my frog board 27 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:53:38 No.876241078 >>876241007 (OP) # When I was in elementary school no one ever noticed my light up sneakers and from then on I hated everyone.

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Anon scares me | /r/Greentext

File: photo-1608745128320-9291d(...).jpg (68 KB, 1000x667) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)06:56:48 No.874830038 > Ilike to hang outside of bars late at night, wait for women to exit, and then make sure that they know I'm following them. I'lldon picrel, but with dark sunglasses. I'm 250 pounds, 6'3 1/2. I'll usually only do this for 5 minutes at a time, but the most I've done it is for 20. The sheer panic they exude is so f------ funny. You can see it in the way they walk, how their breathing changes, the way they look back every 15 seconds, fake conversations on their phone, walk in circles, and sometimes they'll even latch on to some random dude and act like they know the person, though the funniest thing that they do sometimes is run away screaming. I don't plan on doing them any harm, I just walk in the same general direction as them and keep the exact same pace and it is easily the funnest thing I've ever done. I've been doing it since I was like 14 and I'm now 20 almost 21. I've done it to hundreds of women, easily. No harm will ever come to you, and they never call the police, because if they did they know (if I actually wanted to hurt them) that that would be a first-class ticket to expediting the process.
File: photo-1608745128320-9291d(...).jpg (68 KB, 1000x667) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)06:56:48 No.874830038 > Ilike to hang outside of bars late at night, wait for women to exit, and then make sure that they know I'm following them. I'lldon picrel, but with dark sunglasses. I'm 250 pounds, 6'3 1/2. I'll usually only do this for 5 minutes at a time, but the most I've done it is for 20. The sheer panic they exude is so f------ funny. You can see it in the way they walk, how their breathing changes, the way they look back every 15 seconds, fake conversations on their phone, walk in circles, and sometimes they'll even latch on to some random dude and act like they know the person, though the funniest thing that they do sometimes is run away screaming. I don't plan on doing them any harm, I just walk in the same general direction as them and keep the exact same pace and it is easily the funnest thing I've ever done. I've been doing it since I was like 14 and I'm now 20 almost 21. I've done it to hundreds of women, easily. No harm will ever come to you, and they never call the police, because if they did they know (if I actually wanted to hurt them) that that would be a first-class ticket to expediting the process.

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Wholesome Xmas | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)19:31:26 No.435670409 > be me > 17 when rock band came out > read about rock band online every day > watch rock band videos every day > too old for xmas but really want rock band 39 KB JPG > brother has a ps3 but it's in his room > no other consoles in the house > he agrees to let me use his ps3 in his room if I were to get it for xmas > fast forward xmas eve > beg mom to let me open one gift early > it's rock band > for 360 > I'm so depressed because it means I won't be playing rock band on xmas after all > "I got it for the wrong system? Aww. I'm sorry anon. Here. You can open one more." it's my very own 360 was best xmas ever >>435670583 >>435673117 # >>435673494 # >>435677913 # >>435681208 =
: Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)19:31:26 No.435670409 > be me > 17 when rock band came out > read about rock band online every day > watch rock band videos every day > too old for xmas but really want rock band 39 KB JPG > brother has a ps3 but it's in his room > no other consoles in the house > he agrees to let me use his ps3 in his room if I were to get it for xmas > fast forward xmas eve > beg mom to let me open one gift early > it's rock band > for 360 > I'm so depressed because it means I won't be playing rock band on xmas after all > "I got it for the wrong system? Aww. I'm sorry anon. Here. You can open one more." it's my very own 360 was best xmas ever >>435670583 >>435673117 # >>435673494 # >>435677913 # >>435681208 =

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Anon is Confused | /r/Greentext

04/13/22(Wed)15:36:32 No.26222714 Anonymous Red flag? >met this girl >we like each other a lot >we both went on a date last night and hit it off >we were just talking about sex positions we liked/kinks/fantasies 215 KB JPG >she told me she doesn't want to tell me one fantasy yet because its too crazy >i say im interested and like crazy >she says she doesnt want to scare me off >w-- >pic related What do all might wise anons? Is this a red flag? Feeling like this is a red flag. I mean what could it be, r--- fantasy? Gangbang by 10 bbcs? Its killing me Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)15:37:40 No.26222720 She probably likes handholding, the sick bitch.
04/13/22(Wed)15:36:32 No.26222714 Anonymous Red flag? >met this girl >we like each other a lot >we both went on a date last night and hit it off >we were just talking about sex positions we liked/kinks/fantasies 215 KB JPG >she told me she doesn't want to tell me one fantasy yet because its too crazy >i say im interested and like crazy >she says she doesnt want to scare me off >w-- >pic related What do all might wise anons? Is this a red flag? Feeling like this is a red flag. I mean what could it be, r--- fantasy? Gangbang by 10 bbcs? Its killing me Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)15:37:40 No.26222720 She probably likes handholding, the sick bitch.

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Anon takes xanax. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)02:13:57 No.68210526 >be me, 18 and got my first xanax from a dealer >took the entire thing because I thought that's what I was supposed to do (protip: DONT. An entire pill is actually a very heavy dose) >blacked out and woke up the next day extremely confused 77 KB JPG >apparently I screamed a lot Xanax.
Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)02:13:57 No.68210526 >be me, 18 and got my first xanax from a dealer >took the entire thing because I thought that's what I was supposed to do (protip: DONT. An entire pill is actually a very heavy dose) >blacked out and woke up the next day extremely confused 77 KB JPG >apparently I screamed a lot Xanax.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:09:13 No.876244879 Just had a weird f------ moment. Any similar stories /b/? >be me >4pm >take a nap 6 KB JPG >have a long ass dream for what feels like an entire day without realizing it's a dream >wake up genuinely thinking it's the next morning >check time >6pm, same day >go to the s------, have an epiphany about this as the dream quickly fades from memory and I recall it was indistinguishable from everyday life, no fantasies whatsoever >mfw I slept for 2 hours. An entire day in two hours sleep of a false world that my mind made up completely. Hell, what if we're all in a dream right now? If I'm an NPC to you, you're all NPCS to me, or we're all NPCS to something else. Makes you wonder. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:09:13 No.876244879 Just had a weird f------ moment. Any similar stories /b/? >be me >4pm >take a nap 6 KB JPG >have a long ass dream for what feels like an entire day without realizing it's a dream >wake up genuinely thinking it's the next morning >check time >6pm, same day >go to the s------, have an epiphany about this as the dream quickly fades from memory and I recall it was indistinguishable from everyday life, no fantasies whatsoever >mfw I slept for 2 hours. An entire day in two hours sleep of a false world that my mind made up completely. Hell, what if we're all in a dream right now? If I'm an NPC to you, you're all NPCS to me, or we're all NPCS to something else. Makes you wonder. 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is the toilet paper king | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)01:27:11 No.68205613 E >stocked up on toilet paper in 2020 for the stonks >managed to get hundreds of thousands >some of it destroyed by rodents >most of it was destroyed in a fire (faulty plug near the it) 74 KB JPG >also half of my house burned in that incident What should I do with the rest?
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)01:27:11 No.68205613 E >stocked up on toilet paper in 2020 for the stonks >managed to get hundreds of thousands >some of it destroyed by rodents >most of it was destroyed in a fire (faulty plug near the it) 74 KB JPG >also half of my house burned in that incident What should I do with the rest?

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Anon goes to Kroger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/19(Tue)22:58:35 No.797045055 >be me >at Kroger >go to snack section >decide I want chips >flip chip bags over and listen to how many crumbs I can hear >find one that sounds good >get home 67 KB JPG >open chips >1/4 of the bag is F------ CRUMBS Why can't I do anything right?
: Anonymous 04/09/19(Tue)22:58:35 No.797045055 >be me >at Kroger >go to snack section >decide I want chips >flip chip bags over and listen to how many crumbs I can hear >find one that sounds good >get home 67 KB JPG >open chips >1/4 of the bag is F------ CRUMBS Why can't I do anything right?

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Anon have a torrent | /r/Greentext

File: 1586857366733.jpg (82 KB, 872x867) Anonymous 09/15/20(Tue)01:51:08 No.130540921 >>130540967 >>130541085 >>130541365 >>130541402 >ask him to put on Netflix >he glances at me and starts fumbling with some weird cable on his TV and laptop >we sit there while he does something on his laptop with trembling finger >he mumbles something about some "torrents"
File: 1586857366733.jpg (82 KB, 872x867) Anonymous 09/15/20(Tue)01:51:08 No.130540921 >>130540967 >>130541085 >>130541365 >>130541402 >ask him to put on Netflix >he glances at me and starts fumbling with some weird cable on his TV and laptop >we sit there while he does something on his laptop with trembling finger >he mumbles something about some "torrents"

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Anon proves endermen are autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)13:28:16 No.787288109 >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic? 86 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)13:28:16 No.787288109 >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic? 86 KB JPG

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Anon is Brain-AFK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.
: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.

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Anon thinks about the future | /r/Greentext

>Saves $800,000 in his 401(k) >Dies at 58 236 KB PNG
>Saves $800,000 in his 401(k) >Dies at 58 236 KB PNG

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Anon wears a mask | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)10:53:06 No.859783084 >am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into fits >l'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth. 288 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)10:53:06 No.859783084 >am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into fits >l'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth. 288 KB JPG

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Anon is a proud Detroit resident | /r/Greentext

File: v2cjdmt3vqq21.jpg (32 KB, 612x637) O Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)13:36:20 No.875984870 Getting mugged? Just say no. > Live in Detroit, not even one of the bad parts. > Someone tries to mug me at least yearly, total of 8 times throughout my life. > Just tell them, "No.", and keep walking. > Works every time. They want your wallet, not a murder charge. They don't expect you to put up any resistance, let alone apathy. Your robber legally cannot take any of you possessions without your consent. u.S. Penal Code section 213(a)(1)(A
File: v2cjdmt3vqq21.jpg (32 KB, 612x637) O Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)13:36:20 No.875984870 Getting mugged? Just say no. > Live in Detroit, not even one of the bad parts. > Someone tries to mug me at least yearly, total of 8 times throughout my life. > Just tell them, "No.", and keep walking. > Works every time. They want your wallet, not a murder charge. They don't expect you to put up any resistance, let alone apathy. Your robber legally cannot take any of you possessions without your consent. u.S. Penal Code section 213(a)(1)(A

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