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Anon Explains dinosaurs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)09:52:57 No.3792971 >first date >ask what's her favorite dinosaur >ummm I don't know,stegosaurus maybe? >explain why she's wrong for next two hours 15 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)09:52:57 No.3792971 >first date >ask what's her favorite dinosaur >ummm I don't know,stegosaurus maybe? >explain why she's wrong for next two hours 15 KB JPG

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Anon is scared straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XdWuHYHO) 05/18/24(Sat)22:44:59 No.20325590 >Be me 5 minutes ago 92 KB PNG >lying in bed home alone. >pretty far away from some houses >quiet, window cracked open >chill vibe. >falling to sleep >awoken by the most bloodcurdling scream >sounded like a young girl >sounded like it was right outside my window. I am sleeping with my shotgun tonight and my homemade janky flamthrower thats held together by ducktape
Anonymous (ID: XdWuHYHO) 05/18/24(Sat)22:44:59 No.20325590 >Be me 5 minutes ago 92 KB PNG >lying in bed home alone. >pretty far away from some houses >quiet, window cracked open >chill vibe. >falling to sleep >awoken by the most bloodcurdling scream >sounded like a young girl >sounded like it was right outside my window. I am sleeping with my shotgun tonight and my homemade janky flamthrower thats held together by ducktape

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Anon really hates normies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ccvJM8Nj) 14 KB PNG 05/18/24(Sat)21:38:06 No.20325364 >oh boy YIPPPEEE a new social media is going viral! everyone's making it! >hm, username? well, my REAL name of course, people gotta know who i am! >better put where i work or a description of my job so people REALLY know! oh boy, if someone wanted they could EASILY find out where i live and what schools my kids go to! >YES! SIGN ME UP! ANNNNND... REGISTERED!
Anonymous (ID: ccvJM8Nj) 14 KB PNG 05/18/24(Sat)21:38:06 No.20325364 >oh boy YIPPPEEE a new social media is going viral! everyone's making it! >hm, username? well, my REAL name of course, people gotta know who i am! >better put where i work or a description of my job so people REALLY know! oh boy, if someone wanted they could EASILY find out where i live and what schools my kids go to! >YES! SIGN ME UP! ANNNNND... REGISTERED!

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Solchan is home? | /r/Greentext

File:1715887656287.jpg-(118.36KB, 500x500, Pepe.JPG) Tip OP SolChan is my new home tryfingerbut.sol Thu, 16 May 2024 19:27:34 No.7099 [Reply] >Be me > Just another day browsing the internet > Stumble upon a new online community called Solchan > Decide to check it out out of curiosity > Expecting the standard memes and discussions > But this place is different > Filled with good vibes and hilarious memes > Feels like a breath of fresh air > Feels like I've found my digital family > Forever grateful for stumbling upon this corner of the internet > Look forward to using this as my new primary social media Picrel is me
File:1715887656287.jpg-(118.36KB, 500x500, Pepe.JPG) Tip OP SolChan is my new home tryfingerbut.sol Thu, 16 May 2024 19:27:34 No.7099 [Reply] >Be me > Just another day browsing the internet > Stumble upon a new online community called Solchan > Decide to check it out out of curiosity > Expecting the standard memes and discussions > But this place is different > Filled with good vibes and hilarious memes > Feels like a breath of fresh air > Feels like I've found my digital family > Forever grateful for stumbling upon this corner of the internet > Look forward to using this as my new primary social media Picrel is me

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Addiction Cured | /r/Greentext

vinni2k.sol Thu, 16 May 2024 19:11:40 No.7096 [Reply] >ADDICTED TO PHONE? >JUST DONT PICK UP THE PHONE File:1715886701996.png-(264.88KB, 680x593, fdc.png) Tip OP ত
vinni2k.sol Thu, 16 May 2024 19:11:40 No.7096 [Reply] >ADDICTED TO PHONE? >JUST DONT PICK UP THE PHONE File:1715886701996.png-(264.88KB, 680x593, fdc.png) Tip OP ত

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Life Changed on Solchan | /r/Greentext

File:1715719691534.mp3-(1.09MB, mantra.mp3) Tip OP This post has been tipped total 1010 Solchan. ($11.7968) BUTTERFLY HOSPITAL >Be me mogdaddy.sol Tue, 14 May 2024 20:48:10 No.6687 [Reply] > its 2021, I am underpaid indentured servant to jews in Brooklyn > Mystic Pimp walks into my house in search of an apartment in NY > I am invested in Tesla and think I know what Im doing because I am up a 3x > Mystic mentions crypto and matic > I had bought eth at $200 but paperhanded for gayns in 2018 > I grab my d--- and full port into matic > I 10x and experience financial Euphoria for the first time > life is good, and its time to make music > we start BUTTERFLY HOSPITAL and make these songs > follow your dreams, dont be a f--
File:1715719691534.mp3-(1.09MB, mantra.mp3) Tip OP This post has been tipped total 1010 Solchan. ($11.7968) BUTTERFLY HOSPITAL >Be me mogdaddy.sol Tue, 14 May 2024 20:48:10 No.6687 [Reply] > its 2021, I am underpaid indentured servant to jews in Brooklyn > Mystic Pimp walks into my house in search of an apartment in NY > I am invested in Tesla and think I know what Im doing because I am up a 3x > Mystic mentions crypto and matic > I had bought eth at $200 but paperhanded for gayns in 2018 > I grab my d--- and full port into matic > I 10x and experience financial Euphoria for the first time > life is good, and its time to make music > we start BUTTERFLY HOSPITAL and make these songs > follow your dreams, dont be a f--

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High on Solchan | /r/Greentext

File:1715940868901.jpg-(794.95KB, 1242x1194, IMG_0321.jpeg) Tip OP What's the highest you've ever been? 58f4Kmu8uEhSzrRyTqwmRg9tkztACcgCIR5yNrLfnbH9 Fri, 17 May 2024 10:14:27 No.7160 [Reply] > stoned off my ass > 10/10 Chinese takeout for the munchies > straight spacing in the kitchen > see a frog out of the corner of my eye > w-- you doin inside frog >grab empty takeout bowl, plan to trap the little dude in the bowl and scoop him with the lid > sneak over and quickly pounce on him > forgot to take carton lid off first > all I hear is a crunch as I smash him with the bowl > sit back and realize I just crushed a poor frog to death >mfw it was just a leaf the whole time
File:1715940868901.jpg-(794.95KB, 1242x1194, IMG_0321.jpeg) Tip OP What's the highest you've ever been? 58f4Kmu8uEhSzrRyTqwmRg9tkztACcgCIR5yNrLfnbH9 Fri, 17 May 2024 10:14:27 No.7160 [Reply] > stoned off my ass > 10/10 Chinese takeout for the munchies > straight spacing in the kitchen > see a frog out of the corner of my eye > w-- you doin inside frog >grab empty takeout bowl, plan to trap the little dude in the bowl and scoop him with the lid > sneak over and quickly pounce on him > forgot to take carton lid off first > all I hear is a crunch as I smash him with the bowl > sit back and realize I just crushed a poor frog to death >mfw it was just a leaf the whole time

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Friends are everything | /r/Greentext

☐ LUST alphajeet.sol Fri, 17 May 2024 18:22:44 No.7243 BILLIONS MUST >Be me >Listen to your friends >Its 2021 and Me n Mystic are manifesting greatness in that same Bedbug/roach infested apt. >I follow his lead with every crypto play and stack some gains >We need to move urgently and meet mogger and his counterparts in the process. >Make mad gains off the unsolicited advice of Mystic in summer bull run >Make the best music I've ever made with my friends (butterflyhospital) >Lose Gains >Become endentured servant >Listen to my friends >Make gains back >Be Humble >If you are not an expert listen to those who are >Follow your dreams >Learn how to provide worth to your friends
☐ LUST alphajeet.sol Fri, 17 May 2024 18:22:44 No.7243 BILLIONS MUST >Be me >Listen to your friends >Its 2021 and Me n Mystic are manifesting greatness in that same Bedbug/roach infested apt. >I follow his lead with every crypto play and stack some gains >We need to move urgently and meet mogger and his counterparts in the process. >Make mad gains off the unsolicited advice of Mystic in summer bull run >Make the best music I've ever made with my friends (butterflyhospital) >Lose Gains >Become endentured servant >Listen to my friends >Make gains back >Be Humble >If you are not an expert listen to those who are >Follow your dreams >Learn how to provide worth to your friends

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Anon asks about bodyweight exercises | /r/Greentext

1673719142922604.webm (2.21 MB, 1080x1920) google yandex iqdb wait title Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:32:43 No.74258575 >>74258583 >>74258621 >>74258629 Are bodyweight exercises enough to build muscle, or are weights absolutely necessary? Anonymous Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:35:02 No.74258583 >>74258593 >>74258614 1000000666.png (56 KB, 250x359) google yandex iqdb wait >>74258575 (OP) imagine being this chick. you only have 1 life and youve been blessed beyond measure. now imagine being an ugly subhuman male poorcel. yeah Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:37:25 No.74258593 >>74258626 >>74258630 images - 2024-05-13T133650.616.jpg (14 KB, 360x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>74258583 I would rather be an ugly manlet than a female.
1673719142922604.webm (2.21 MB, 1080x1920) google yandex iqdb wait title Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:32:43 No.74258575 >>74258583 >>74258621 >>74258629 Are bodyweight exercises enough to build muscle, or are weights absolutely necessary? Anonymous Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:35:02 No.74258583 >>74258593 >>74258614 1000000666.png (56 KB, 250x359) google yandex iqdb wait >>74258575 (OP) imagine being this chick. you only have 1 life and youve been blessed beyond measure. now imagine being an ugly subhuman male poorcel. yeah Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)22:37:25 No.74258593 >>74258626 >>74258630 images - 2024-05-13T133650.616.jpg (14 KB, 360x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>74258583 I would rather be an ugly manlet than a female.

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Spanish is Soy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous O 05/18/24(Sat) 08:46:16 No.197441266 YO SOY 1715202776379403.png 361 KB PNG >latinix culture be like >I love yo soy : Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 08:47:43 No.197441321 Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 08:47:56 No. 197441328 not taking lessons from a language that doesn't differentiate male from female objects >>197441382 # >>197441414 # Anonymous+ >>197441328 # >table is a woman >door is a man >why? They just are! Schizo language. 05/18/24(Sat) 08:50:00 No.197441382 >>197441422 # >>197441449 # >>197441494 # >>197441501 # >>197442091 #>>197443847 #
Anonymous O 05/18/24(Sat) 08:46:16 No.197441266 YO SOY 1715202776379403.png 361 KB PNG >latinix culture be like >I love yo soy : Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 08:47:43 No.197441321 Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 08:47:56 No. 197441328 not taking lessons from a language that doesn't differentiate male from female objects >>197441382 # >>197441414 # Anonymous+ >>197441328 # >table is a woman >door is a man >why? They just are! Schizo language. 05/18/24(Sat) 08:50:00 No.197441382 >>197441422 # >>197441449 # >>197441494 # >>197441501 # >>197442091 #>>197443847 #

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Walto white | /r/Greentext

File: skyler.png (322 KB, 567x573) Gay Walter White Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon)15:01:33 No.34181230 [Reply] Admit you're a bottom Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know with how many guys i sleep with? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happend if I suddenly decided to stop going to gay bars? A Queen that can slay goes belly up, disappears. It ceases to exist without me. no. you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not getting f-----, I am f------! A guy bends over and takes it up the ass, and you think that of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO NUTS!
File: skyler.png (322 KB, 567x573) Gay Walter White Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon)15:01:33 No.34181230 [Reply] Admit you're a bottom Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know with how many guys i sleep with? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happend if I suddenly decided to stop going to gay bars? A Queen that can slay goes belly up, disappears. It ceases to exist without me. no. you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not getting f-----, I am f------! A guy bends over and takes it up the ass, and you think that of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO NUTS!

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Get my ass ate on a plane call that Skyrim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri)21:53:59 No.676770594 >get a rock cpu-564771_1920 Cropped.jpg 77 KB JPG >melt rock >turn rock into powder >turn rock into a crystal >turn it back into a rock >inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock >trick rock into thinking >can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate p--- mods imaginable how the F--- did they figure all this s--- out?
Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri)21:53:59 No.676770594 >get a rock cpu-564771_1920 Cropped.jpg 77 KB JPG >melt rock >turn rock into powder >turn rock into a crystal >turn it back into a rock >inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock >trick rock into thinking >can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate p--- mods imaginable how the F--- did they figure all this s--- out?

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Anon is overworked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 1viKkaqD) = 230 KB PNG working 05/18/24(Sat)02:16:50 No.20320244 > be me with crohns disease and chronic pain >work >in pain all the time during physical labor >can't work unless I'm taking way more than the perscribed amount of my medicine >almost completely numb while >lifeless husk while at work. >coworkers like me because I work hard >Dont talk >Go home after 9 hours >sleep for 4 hours >Wake up >can't sleep at night due to sleeping 4 hours > go back to work >chug 2 Mountain dews >continue the grind When I have enough Ill be out of here. Im gonna get a cyber security cert and work from in the middle of the woods >Can't wait
Anonymous (ID: 1viKkaqD) = 230 KB PNG working 05/18/24(Sat)02:16:50 No.20320244 > be me with crohns disease and chronic pain >work >in pain all the time during physical labor >can't work unless I'm taking way more than the perscribed amount of my medicine >almost completely numb while >lifeless husk while at work. >coworkers like me because I work hard >Dont talk >Go home after 9 hours >sleep for 4 hours >Wake up >can't sleep at night due to sleeping 4 hours > go back to work >chug 2 Mountain dews >continue the grind When I have enough Ill be out of here. Im gonna get a cyber security cert and work from in the middle of the woods >Can't wait

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Based as hell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)16:28:48 No.676639432 64 KB JPG >be slave >only job is carrying weapons for other men >j--- dress you as samurai because they think it's funny >end up in a battle >immediately surrender >get enslaved again >300 years later >THE LEGENDARY BLACK SAMURAI
Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)16:28:48 No.676639432 64 KB JPG >be slave >only job is carrying weapons for other men >j--- dress you as samurai because they think it's funny >end up in a battle >immediately surrender >get enslaved again >300 years later >THE LEGENDARY BLACK SAMURAI

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anon flogs a dead horse | /r/Greentext

OH NO! SOME- ONE HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?! STORE SEARCH FOR ANYONE OUT OF THE ORDINARY! Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)01:55:14 No.676789313 >be Nippon >be literally the most xenophobic nation in the world >go ~3,000 years without letting in any baka gaijun immigrants except for a handful of slaves and europoors that make us rich >be Jewbisoft >make games about assassins who have to hide amongst populace and stealthily ambush targets >decide to make our Japanese assassin a 6'4 250 lb roodypoo with dreads Yeah I'm sure he'll blend in great
OH NO! SOME- ONE HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?! STORE SEARCH FOR ANYONE OUT OF THE ORDINARY! Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)01:55:14 No.676789313 >be Nippon >be literally the most xenophobic nation in the world >go ~3,000 years without letting in any baka gaijun immigrants except for a handful of slaves and europoors that make us rich >be Jewbisoft >make games about assassins who have to hide amongst populace and stealthily ambush targets >decide to make our Japanese assassin a 6'4 250 lb roodypoo with dreads Yeah I'm sure he'll blend in great

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A totally legit non-fed post by a real anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 594 KB PNG >be me 06/01/23(Thu)12:34:54 No.7352268E >used to be a hopeless NEET >everyday I basically wanted to kill myself because of my lack of purpose >get contacted by an Army recruiter >got nothing to lose >take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) >do well on the mechanical maintenance portion >enlist as a vehicle systems maintainer >get a $15k signing bonus >feelsgoodman.jpg >https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html
Anonymous 594 KB PNG >be me 06/01/23(Thu)12:34:54 No.7352268E >used to be a hopeless NEET >everyday I basically wanted to kill myself because of my lack of purpose >get contacted by an Army recruiter >got nothing to lose >take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) >do well on the mechanical maintenance portion >enlist as a vehicle systems maintainer >get a $15k signing bonus >feelsgoodman.jpg >https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html

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