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: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:22:47 No.849732160 >be me >get bored >order a pizza >pretend to be a pizza delivery guy >deliver pizzas to random people >hope to find a qt girl who lives alone and who likes pizza 154 KB PNG >thats all i need >eventually run into a few >p--- lied to me, whatever >around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza >others say they didnt order it >no loss >i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them >idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6 >buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy >40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas >do this when i need extra money
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:22:47 No.849732160 >be me >get bored >order a pizza >pretend to be a pizza delivery guy >deliver pizzas to random people >hope to find a qt girl who lives alone and who likes pizza 154 KB PNG >thats all i need >eventually run into a few >p--- lied to me, whatever >around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza >others say they didnt order it >no loss >i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them >idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6 >buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy >40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas >do this when i need extra money

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Anon tries to draw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ah this s--- again 07/18/21(Sun)07:51:52 No.5518470 >softly sketches the eyes on paper >looks ok >finishes the eyes >rabbit of asymmetry enters the chat >one eye looks bigger, lower, smaller, etc than the other eye >ok sure, I will softly erase the asymmetrical eye and try again, gently 41 KB JPG marking the paper >thing still looks like s--- >? >re erase and mark again >still asymmetrical >redoes the other one >a mess is happening >panik >re erases and tries again >can't try anymore since paper is worn out from many tries >FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >swallows the paper out of anger Seriously, why does making the eyes on paper is such an ordeal? Is there a way to learn how to properly draw the m------------ eyes without f------ it up?
: Anonymous Ah this s--- again 07/18/21(Sun)07:51:52 No.5518470 >softly sketches the eyes on paper >looks ok >finishes the eyes >rabbit of asymmetry enters the chat >one eye looks bigger, lower, smaller, etc than the other eye >ok sure, I will softly erase the asymmetrical eye and try again, gently 41 KB JPG marking the paper >thing still looks like s--- >? >re erase and mark again >still asymmetrical >redoes the other one >a mess is happening >panik >re erases and tries again >can't try anymore since paper is worn out from many tries >FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >swallows the paper out of anger Seriously, why does making the eyes on paper is such an ordeal? Is there a way to learn how to properly draw the m------------ eyes without f------ it up?

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Anon thinks | /r/Greentext

I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING LATELY, 1625168661842.jpg 17 KB JPG >read Plato >suddenly get hidden messages from the platonic forms, shapes and colors >the circle is simple, the line is emotional, triangles smart, squares ethical, and stars are happy, >green is annoyed, yellow is giddy, blue is calm, red protects them i think i may be developing schizophrenia
I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING LATELY, 1625168661842.jpg 17 KB JPG >read Plato >suddenly get hidden messages from the platonic forms, shapes and colors >the circle is simple, the line is emotional, triangles smart, squares ethical, and stars are happy, >green is annoyed, yellow is giddy, blue is calm, red protects them i think i may be developing schizophrenia

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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/19(Wed)13:11:07 No.110103577 >be me >went to Japan for vacation >has a very close online j-- friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group 1.77 MB WEBM >we decided to meet up >thought he's a guy >short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao >even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well >Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online >she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl >she apologized >"apology accepted but on one condition." >says I wanna play guitar hero with you >she laughed and agreed >nicesmile.jpeg >went to her apartment >she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero >pretty high level >plays >mfw she lost >mfw she turned off the game and started sulking >started motivating her >hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play >>110103604 # >>110103632 # >>110103676 # >>110103678 # >>110103726 # >>110103730 #
: Anonymous 09/18/19(Wed)13:11:07 No.110103577 >be me >went to Japan for vacation >has a very close online j-- friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group 1.77 MB WEBM >we decided to meet up >thought he's a guy >short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao >even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well >Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online >she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl >she apologized >"apology accepted but on one condition." >says I wanna play guitar hero with you >she laughed and agreed >nicesmile.jpeg >went to her apartment >she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero >pretty high level >plays >mfw she lost >mfw she turned off the game and started sulking >started motivating her >hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play >>110103604 # >>110103632 # >>110103676 # >>110103678 # >>110103726 # >>110103730 #

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Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago Snape.png (188.5 KB, 1024x556) 135391818 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >l know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >lt felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest you your fondest wish. I would >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That l'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?
Anonymous 1 hour ago Snape.png (188.5 KB, 1024x556) 135391818 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >l know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >lt felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest you your fondest wish. I would >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That l'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?

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...........anon? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)08:16:29 No.64625439 A lot of black men do drugs, sell drugs, steal, r---, sometimes even kill. They listen to trashy music that glorifies a "gangsta" lifestyle. If you ask the cause of black people's crime rates, some people will blame genetics, while other will blame socioeconomic. Regardless of which one you believe, neither side offer good solution. You'll never get everyone on board to just genocide the entire black race. You can't alter their genetic either. And democrafts have created and wasted money on hundreds of "programs" to help disenfranchised black youths but their efforts have led to nothing. But I have the 425 KB JPG solution. Anime. Black weebs do not commit crimes. Black weebs are not violent. Black weebs are not rapists. Black weebs do better in school and higher education. Black weebs are more successful financially. ANIME is the solution to the BLACK problem. Spread anime to the black communities like the CIA spread cocaine on them - except, you know, with good intentions this time - and within one generation you will have solved the entire problem. %3D You CANNOT refute this. It is the FINAL AND ULTIMATE solution to the problem of black crimes and poverty.
: Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)08:16:29 No.64625439 A lot of black men do drugs, sell drugs, steal, r---, sometimes even kill. They listen to trashy music that glorifies a "gangsta" lifestyle. If you ask the cause of black people's crime rates, some people will blame genetics, while other will blame socioeconomic. Regardless of which one you believe, neither side offer good solution. You'll never get everyone on board to just genocide the entire black race. You can't alter their genetic either. And democrafts have created and wasted money on hundreds of "programs" to help disenfranchised black youths but their efforts have led to nothing. But I have the 425 KB JPG solution. Anime. Black weebs do not commit crimes. Black weebs are not violent. Black weebs are not rapists. Black weebs do better in school and higher education. Black weebs are more successful financially. ANIME is the solution to the BLACK problem. Spread anime to the black communities like the CIA spread cocaine on them - except, you know, with good intentions this time - and within one generation you will have solved the entire problem. %3D You CANNOT refute this. It is the FINAL AND ULTIMATE solution to the problem of black crimes and poverty.

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Anon has fooled the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)23:28:45 No.859263816 >be me >Poor >Struggling game developer >Target a popular fanbase and make an app 22 KB JPG >Include ads & in-app purchases >Gets popular >Наpрy.jpg >Drain a bunch of 9 year olds financially >Goes unnoticed and s--- on copyright laws >Makes a living out of it
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)23:28:45 No.859263816 >be me >Poor >Struggling game developer >Target a popular fanbase and make an app 22 KB JPG >Include ads & in-app purchases >Gets popular >Наpрy.jpg >Drain a bunch of 9 year olds financially >Goes unnoticed and s--- on copyright laws >Makes a living out of it

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Wet blanket | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)18:49:47 No.64623254 >have a s----- day at work >come home >family asks a million questions >"how was your day" >"anything exciting happen" >mom cooked pasta and "tomato" 84 KB JPG sauce >don't even bother with it, I'm trying to lose weight >somehow they all noticed I didn't eat >won't leave me alone >"why didn't you eat" >"aren't you hungry" >despite knowing I'm trying to eat healthy >take a 15 minute shower with the water on the whole time >it's the only chance I get to be alone >interrupted by my sister banging on the door because we only have one shower and one toilet >hardly bother drying myself >it doesn't make a difference >leave the bathroom dripping wet >sit down in my chair >it gets covered in water >can't use my earbuds, don't want to ruin them >put my head back >dad instantly walks in >almost like he f------ knew >asks me why l'm wet >asks me again why I didn't eat anything >asks if I want to come downstairs and hangout which just means watch tv >tell him no then he goes off on his usual rant about how I need to participate in normal activities and should have friends >zone out >come back to him yelling for some reason Thankfully I'm not a kid anymore because he used to think getting physical would make me understand his point better. I'm going to get an apartment as soon as I can find one. Throwing away 90% of my income on rent is preferable to living here one more day.
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)18:49:47 No.64623254 >have a s----- day at work >come home >family asks a million questions >"how was your day" >"anything exciting happen" >mom cooked pasta and "tomato" 84 KB JPG sauce >don't even bother with it, I'm trying to lose weight >somehow they all noticed I didn't eat >won't leave me alone >"why didn't you eat" >"aren't you hungry" >despite knowing I'm trying to eat healthy >take a 15 minute shower with the water on the whole time >it's the only chance I get to be alone >interrupted by my sister banging on the door because we only have one shower and one toilet >hardly bother drying myself >it doesn't make a difference >leave the bathroom dripping wet >sit down in my chair >it gets covered in water >can't use my earbuds, don't want to ruin them >put my head back >dad instantly walks in >almost like he f------ knew >asks me why l'm wet >asks me again why I didn't eat anything >asks if I want to come downstairs and hangout which just means watch tv >tell him no then he goes off on his usual rant about how I need to participate in normal activities and should have friends >zone out >come back to him yelling for some reason Thankfully I'm not a kid anymore because he used to think getting physical would make me understand his point better. I'm going to get an apartment as soon as I can find one. Throwing away 90% of my income on rent is preferable to living here one more day.

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Rice dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)19:33:51 No.64623747 >when you realise the last 5 years of race baiting on 4chan was done solely by a group of asian redditors 680 KB GIF
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)19:33:51 No.64623747 >when you realise the last 5 years of race baiting on 4chan was done solely by a group of asian redditors 680 KB GIF

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Anon laughs at his robber | /r/Greentext

File: 93q fl.jpg (5 KB, 225x225) I Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:37:59 No.859241677 >in australia >someone is robbing me >notice his gravitational-switch is dangerously rusty >throw a rock from my rock collection at it >it falls apart >look smug and laugh as he falls into the sun
File: 93q fl.jpg (5 KB, 225x225) I Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:37:59 No.859241677 >in australia >someone is robbing me >notice his gravitational-switch is dangerously rusty >throw a rock from my rock collection at it >it falls apart >look smug and laugh as he falls into the sun

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Anon visits India | /r/Greentext

>be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life >super intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class 445 KB JPG >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot fora street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why nof >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some slum back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt tels me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smelis like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed If out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready 2never had authentic Indian food so l'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees l'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian" >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >l ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter" >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm cating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna
>be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life >super intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class 445 KB JPG >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot fora street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why nof >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some slum back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt tels me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smelis like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed If out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready 2never had authentic Indian food so l'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees l'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian" >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >l ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter" >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm cating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna

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Anon is Open to Anything | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)11:03:29 No.64579942 >bisexual but still an incel 28 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)11:03:29 No.64579942 >bisexual but still an incel 28 KB JPG

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anon is mining bitcoin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)03:17:55 No.11119365 >take girl back home >open the door >she is immediately assaulted by the heat and noise of 500 NIVIDIA graphics cards mining bitcoin >only piece of furniture is an Ikea bookshelf packed from top to bottom with Fanged Noumena >"uh, sorry I have to go now" Why do they always leave? >>11120323 # >>11123248 #
: Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)03:17:55 No.11119365 >take girl back home >open the door >she is immediately assaulted by the heat and noise of 500 NIVIDIA graphics cards mining bitcoin >only piece of furniture is an Ikea bookshelf packed from top to bottom with Fanged Noumena >"uh, sorry I have to go now" Why do they always leave? >>11120323 # >>11123248 #

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Anon starts a thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)14:07:35 No.144892714 >Encounters gods all the time >ls atheist 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)14:09:11 No.144892749 >OP posts >is f-----
: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)14:07:35 No.144892714 >Encounters gods all the time >ls atheist 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)14:09:11 No.144892749 >OP posts >is f-----

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anon decided to take a small nap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/18(Sat)19:46:18 No.765219602 >be 15 >have a habit of sleeping during class >one day, be bored >decided to take a small nap >suddenly have this wet dream >f------ this super hot girl 951 KB PNG >get excited, about to c-- a load on her >suddenly, she calls my name >wake up >teacher is calling me >everyone in class is laughing >Apparently I was moving my desk in a humping motion >I was saying stuff like "f--- me harder" and "i'm gonna c--" >mfw I ruined my entire High School Year from that one incident 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 04/07/18(Sat)19:46:18 No.765219602 >be 15 >have a habit of sleeping during class >one day, be bored >decided to take a small nap >suddenly have this wet dream >f------ this super hot girl 951 KB PNG >get excited, about to c-- a load on her >suddenly, she calls my name >wake up >teacher is calling me >everyone in class is laughing >Apparently I was moving my desk in a humping motion >I was saying stuff like "f--- me harder" and "i'm gonna c--" >mfw I ruined my entire High School Year from that one incident 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon is a faggot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)11:05:07 No.494194670 >build a decent pc >play everything on max settings at 60fps >go back to consoles >everything feels like a slide show and i can't enjoy it anymore pc turned me into a f----- 7 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 01/28/20(Tue)11:05:07 No.494194670 >build a decent pc >play everything on max settings at 60fps >go back to consoles >everything feels like a slide show and i can't enjoy it anymore pc turned me into a f----- 7 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon likes tuna | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:35:02 No.64619577 >be spending a weekend at a friend's dad's house in the countryside ? >10 people there, from friends to acquaintances >we buy groceries for the weekend to make homemade pizzas and other stuff >buy some cans of tuna for myself and 19 KB JPG others >saturday afternoon, we make pizzas >everybody makes one with toppings they like then people take a slice if they want >make one with canned tuna and parmesan >NOBODY wants to try it, and they act like tuna on pizza is an affront to nature >whatever, more for myself >fast forward to lunch the following day >we make pasta with tomato sauce because it's fast and easy >crack open another big can of tuna >ask if anyone else wants some with their pasta >nobody does, and they look at me like l"m a freak >empty the whole can in my pasta Is this normal behaviour? I know for a FACT that most of them don't dislike canned tuna. Tuna on pizza, sure, it's not the most standard meat topping but it's definitely a thing. But tuna pasta? That's a typical student meal. I can't fathom why anyone would rather eat plain pasta with tomato sauce than fancy it up with a little tuna.
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)22:35:02 No.64619577 >be spending a weekend at a friend's dad's house in the countryside ? >10 people there, from friends to acquaintances >we buy groceries for the weekend to make homemade pizzas and other stuff >buy some cans of tuna for myself and 19 KB JPG others >saturday afternoon, we make pizzas >everybody makes one with toppings they like then people take a slice if they want >make one with canned tuna and parmesan >NOBODY wants to try it, and they act like tuna on pizza is an affront to nature >whatever, more for myself >fast forward to lunch the following day >we make pasta with tomato sauce because it's fast and easy >crack open another big can of tuna >ask if anyone else wants some with their pasta >nobody does, and they look at me like l"m a freak >empty the whole can in my pasta Is this normal behaviour? I know for a FACT that most of them don't dislike canned tuna. Tuna on pizza, sure, it's not the most standard meat topping but it's definitely a thing. But tuna pasta? That's a typical student meal. I can't fathom why anyone would rather eat plain pasta with tomato sauce than fancy it up with a little tuna.

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anon is patient zero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/17(Thu)13:13:33 No.732967729 >Be Me >Work at Restaurant polishing the glassware >Fall ill with a nasty cold >ExcessiveSnot.jpg >Manager says I have to come to work, too busy 253 KB PNG >f--- me >Sweating in the back, coughing on all the glasses > Go home and sleep it off >Come back to work the next day >Half of everyone is coughing or sickly sounding >This includes a couple chefs >ohshit.gif >Mfw every customer was drinking from glasses my diseases riddled hands polished and coughed on >Mfw I realize I'm patient zero If a pandemic breaks out, at least 'll have done something with my life
: Anonymous 05/18/17(Thu)13:13:33 No.732967729 >Be Me >Work at Restaurant polishing the glassware >Fall ill with a nasty cold >ExcessiveSnot.jpg >Manager says I have to come to work, too busy 253 KB PNG >f--- me >Sweating in the back, coughing on all the glasses > Go home and sleep it off >Come back to work the next day >Half of everyone is coughing or sickly sounding >This includes a couple chefs >ohshit.gif >Mfw every customer was drinking from glasses my diseases riddled hands polished and coughed on >Mfw I realize I'm patient zero If a pandemic breaks out, at least 'll have done something with my life

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Anon didn’t enjoy Fight Club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:07:05 No.153781278 l-intro-1623876912.jpg 126 KB JPG >NO00000000000 >I HAVE A STABLE WELL PAYING JOB AND CAN AFFORD TO BUY TONNES OF USELESS S--- >MY LIFE IS SUFFERRRINNNGGGG : Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:26:00 No.153781852 he had so much white privilege that he needed to create an alter ego just to handle it all
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:07:05 No.153781278 l-intro-1623876912.jpg 126 KB JPG >NO00000000000 >I HAVE A STABLE WELL PAYING JOB AND CAN AFFORD TO BUY TONNES OF USELESS S--- >MY LIFE IS SUFFERRRINNNGGGG : Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:26:00 No.153781852 he had so much white privilege that he needed to create an alter ego just to handle it all

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: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)21:37:06 No.64618938 >be a naturally beautiful young girl >female classmates bully you out of envy >boys ignore you because your looks intimidate them >grow up thinking you're ugly as a result of perceived rejection by peers >develop low self esteem and poor 71 KB JPG social skills >never believing anyone who expresses romantic interest towards you >turn into a bitter and hateful loner >become unable to form romantic relationships despite being attractive what would you do?
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)21:37:06 No.64618938 >be a naturally beautiful young girl >female classmates bully you out of envy >boys ignore you because your looks intimidate them >grow up thinking you're ugly as a result of perceived rejection by peers >develop low self esteem and poor 71 KB JPG social skills >never believing anyone who expresses romantic interest towards you >turn into a bitter and hateful loner >become unable to form romantic relationships despite being attractive what would you do?

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