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File: 4558A486-CD7E-44CD-A9E0-B(...).jpg (105 KB, 1024x1365) O Best place on earth Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:07:29 No.9792538 ► >>9792542 >>9792593 >>9792628 > walk in > greeted by nice people who want to help you > cool tools, books, and feed > omfg baby chickens > get a section of rope right next to the gun safes > head to register > Charleston chew spotted and nabbed quick > head home with everything I needed and more > happy Why is it so good anons?
File: 4558A486-CD7E-44CD-A9E0-B(...).jpg (105 KB, 1024x1365) O Best place on earth Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:07:29 No.9792538 ► >>9792542 >>9792593 >>9792628 > walk in > greeted by nice people who want to help you > cool tools, books, and feed > omfg baby chickens > get a section of rope right next to the gun safes > head to register > Charleston chew spotted and nabbed quick > head home with everything I needed and more > happy Why is it so good anons?

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: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:56:57 No.859220553 >be poorfag in gaza >casually post in /int/ with whatever this wifi still has >get isr*el flag N---- 639 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:56:57 No.859220553 >be poorfag in gaza >casually post in /int/ with whatever this wifi still has >get isr*el flag N---- 639 KB PNG

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Austrianon is exposing the freedom party. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:07:37 No.148668434 >Austria is for Austrians! >What's your names! >Peter Slavić and and Aleksandra Gobnica Every single time 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)17:07:37 No.148668434 >Austria is for Austrians! >What's your names! >Peter Slavić and and Aleksandra Gobnica Every single time 52 KB JPG

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

File: bandicam 2021-04-09 23-30(..).jpg (29 KB, 305x444) O dream thread? Anonymous (ID: 8XV7KIB) I•I 07/17/21(Sat)22:25:48 No.13141966 >>13141989 hello /bant/, i'd like to tell you about a dream i had for 2 nights >be me last year >not feeling all the great, so sleep to feel better in the morning >feverdreamcommence >the characters in the dream were goofy from disney, sans from undertale and alastor from hazbin hotel >they were all buff as f--- >it also took place in a bowling ally i go to once in a while >the dream consisted of them just banging eachother in the bowling ally it's been a year, and i still remember this.
File: bandicam 2021-04-09 23-30(..).jpg (29 KB, 305x444) O dream thread? Anonymous (ID: 8XV7KIB) I•I 07/17/21(Sat)22:25:48 No.13141966 >>13141989 hello /bant/, i'd like to tell you about a dream i had for 2 nights >be me last year >not feeling all the great, so sleep to feel better in the morning >feverdreamcommence >the characters in the dream were goofy from disney, sans from undertale and alastor from hazbin hotel >they were all buff as f--- >it also took place in a bowling ally i go to once in a while >the dream consisted of them just banging eachother in the bowling ally it's been a year, and i still remember this.

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Anon defends himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:10:10 No.859220979 ► >sitting on toilet >taking a s--- >hear scratches in the walls >He's back >Prepare >lf i stand up i will be in danger >If i keep sitting i will be in danger, He's got access to the sewers >Decided to go for it >Stand up and wipe my ass at mach speed >immediately grab the gun beside my toilet :>He jumps out >i try to shot >M----------- thought of this and stole the bullets >He starts giggling and walking towards me >act scared >as soon as he walks up to the optimal spot i pull a lever >Huge anvil falls on his d--- >the beast screams in pain and runs away >he will return one day, but not soon The r--- goblin follows
Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:10:10 No.859220979 ► >sitting on toilet >taking a s--- >hear scratches in the walls >He's back >Prepare >lf i stand up i will be in danger >If i keep sitting i will be in danger, He's got access to the sewers >Decided to go for it >Stand up and wipe my ass at mach speed >immediately grab the gun beside my toilet :>He jumps out >i try to shot >M----------- thought of this and stole the bullets >He starts giggling and walking towards me >act scared >as soon as he walks up to the optimal spot i pull a lever >Huge anvil falls on his d--- >the beast screams in pain and runs away >he will return one day, but not soon The r--- goblin follows

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Anon is a Lanket | /r/Greentext

>WOW anon you're so tall >haha i bet you are good at basketball >how is the weather up there teehee >i can't reach the top shelf,can you help me? >i wish i was as tall as you 135 KB PNG anon,must be nice Will all of you shut up already. There is nothing good about being tall and only people who really care about height are incels
>WOW anon you're so tall >haha i bet you are good at basketball >how is the weather up there teehee >i can't reach the top shelf,can you help me? >i wish i was as tall as you 135 KB PNG anon,must be nice Will all of you shut up already. There is nothing good about being tall and only people who really care about height are incels

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Anon gets high | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:27:06 No.64609789 [Reply] > >>64610642 >>64611558 >>64611699 >>64609810 >get high on shrooms LSD and DMT >My friend is chilling >I look at him "We should f---" >Don't act on it >Cringing in bed at the memory O Showing all replies. O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:28:46 No.64609810 ► >>64609897 >>64609789 (OP) Are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy that's pretty gay, if you're a girl that's kinda hot.
O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:27:06 No.64609789 [Reply] > >>64610642 >>64611558 >>64611699 >>64609810 >get high on shrooms LSD and DMT >My friend is chilling >I look at him "We should f---" >Don't act on it >Cringing in bed at the memory O Showing all replies. O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:28:46 No.64609810 ► >>64609897 >>64609789 (OP) Are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy that's pretty gay, if you're a girl that's kinda hot.

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Anon is shy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pooping on my gf house 07/18/21(Sun)10:00:37 No.64614848 >be me >day two on my gf house with really intense pain for no pooping during the entire time . >excuse me for a shower , sit on the toilet and let out a giant fart 17 KB PNG >cant poop because of the embarrassment >finish showering me , still on extreme pain. >run to the near mcdonalds to let out some massive s--- how do you guys deal with pooping in someone else house?
: Anonymous pooping on my gf house 07/18/21(Sun)10:00:37 No.64614848 >be me >day two on my gf house with really intense pain for no pooping during the entire time . >excuse me for a shower , sit on the toilet and let out a giant fart 17 KB PNG >cant poop because of the embarrassment >finish showering me , still on extreme pain. >run to the near mcdonalds to let out some massive s--- how do you guys deal with pooping in someone else house?

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Butt lovin' it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:22:12 No.64616165 >Work at mcdonald's >Customer ask for specific sandwich with extra bacon >Prepare it like he asked >He complain that there's no bacon and because mcdonald's is 1.48 MB GIF retarded I have to remake another fresh one for free specially for him >Smug customers do this s--- often and think they're smart >Spit in the sandwich, put the oldest and stalest garnish, occasionally do nasty s--- such as preparing the sandwich after rubbing my hand on my anus Get f----- customers, you don't know what's going on in the kitchen when you put extra-work on us.
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:22:12 No.64616165 >Work at mcdonald's >Customer ask for specific sandwich with extra bacon >Prepare it like he asked >He complain that there's no bacon and because mcdonald's is 1.48 MB GIF retarded I have to remake another fresh one for free specially for him >Smug customers do this s--- often and think they're smart >Spit in the sandwich, put the oldest and stalest garnish, occasionally do nasty s--- such as preparing the sandwich after rubbing my hand on my anus Get f----- customers, you don't know what's going on in the kitchen when you put extra-work on us.

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The internet knows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/18(Sat)15:21:45 No.47592671 >be single >ads on p--- sites are about how to get girls and how to get a bigger d--- >get a gf >suddenly the ads are about condoms ribbed for 7 KB JPG her pleasure, lube, how to be better in bed, and how to last longer H-how do they know
: Anonymous 08/18/18(Sat)15:21:45 No.47592671 >be single >ads on p--- sites are about how to get girls and how to get a bigger d--- >get a gf >suddenly the ads are about condoms ribbed for 7 KB JPG her pleasure, lube, how to be better in bed, and how to last longer H-how do they know

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Anon doesn't like rick and morty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:24:06 No.859219545 >be me >want to make a show >protagonists are some p------------ scientist and his gullible grandson >want to do some stupid s--- but not witouth reason or justification 63 KB JPG >whatdo.jpg >OH, I know, I'Il make the scientist a f------ genius that can do everything in existence >use some weird ass quantum physics terms I found on wikipedia >sound smart >redditors crawl their sorry asses to the show >they call it the best show in existence >millions of theories everyday >dont really want to keep writing episodes, do filler episodes >Imao retards are still seeing them and adoring them >"THE GENIOUS OF RICK AND MORTY" Pleads a thumbnail >"THE REASON FOR RICKS DEPRESSION" Says another >profit
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)14:24:06 No.859219545 >be me >want to make a show >protagonists are some p------------ scientist and his gullible grandson >want to do some stupid s--- but not witouth reason or justification 63 KB JPG >whatdo.jpg >OH, I know, I'Il make the scientist a f------ genius that can do everything in existence >use some weird ass quantum physics terms I found on wikipedia >sound smart >redditors crawl their sorry asses to the show >they call it the best show in existence >millions of theories everyday >dont really want to keep writing episodes, do filler episodes >Imao retards are still seeing them and adoring them >"THE GENIOUS OF RICK AND MORTY" Pleads a thumbnail >"THE REASON FOR RICKS DEPRESSION" Says another >profit

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Cryocurrency | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the Coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the Coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the Coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the Coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?

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Anon is indian | /r/Greentext

File: 4tbseq2uh1h31.jpg (80 KB, 960x873) O Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)09:48:07 No.64613545 >be me >be indian >swastika symbol good >mustache man c-- >mustache man kill da juice >swastika bad >60 years later >white man come >white man see temple >white man see swastika >freakout.jpg >mfw
File: 4tbseq2uh1h31.jpg (80 KB, 960x873) O Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)09:48:07 No.64613545 >be me >be indian >swastika symbol good >mustache man c-- >mustache man kill da juice >swastika bad >60 years later >white man come >white man see temple >white man see swastika >freakout.jpg >mfw

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Anon......... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)13:00:58 No.153775119 ggfddf.png 3.69 MB PNG >l'm rock hard Katniss
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)13:00:58 No.153775119 ggfddf.png 3.69 MB PNG >l'm rock hard Katniss

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Another brick in the wall | /r/Greentext

File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) J--- stories Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)11:03:14 No.64604733 [Reply] >Be me >alone at work at the office >there are no cameras at the office so I can do whatever I want to >get horny >decide to j------- at my desk >accidentally shoot the load at the wall next to my desk >scrubb it off as fast as I can with different stuff like wet towels, soap, etc >to no avail, there's a j--- stain at the wall, quite visibly >coworkers haven't noticed yet but if they ask me where it came from, I'm gonna say I spilled some tea on the wall by accident >happened a week ago but am still afraid of losing my job
File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) J--- stories Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)11:03:14 No.64604733 [Reply] >Be me >alone at work at the office >there are no cameras at the office so I can do whatever I want to >get horny >decide to j------- at my desk >accidentally shoot the load at the wall next to my desk >scrubb it off as fast as I can with different stuff like wet towels, soap, etc >to no avail, there's a j--- stain at the wall, quite visibly >coworkers haven't noticed yet but if they ask me where it came from, I'm gonna say I spilled some tea on the wall by accident >happened a week ago but am still afraid of losing my job

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Anon meets alien | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)19:52:02 No.784040124 >>784038011 (OP)# >Be me >sitting in room browsing 4chan >suddenly some alien f----- walks in >scream at the top of my lungs "AYY LMAO000" 6 KB JPG >alien looks visibly distressed and confused >It tries to communicate using telepathy to signal to me that it means no harm >I grab my shot gun and tell the green f----- to bend over >r--- this bitch while I play the x files soundtrack >shoot the thing when I'm done, and then go back to browsing 4chan
: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)19:52:02 No.784040124 >>784038011 (OP)# >Be me >sitting in room browsing 4chan >suddenly some alien f----- walks in >scream at the top of my lungs "AYY LMAO000" 6 KB JPG >alien looks visibly distressed and confused >It tries to communicate using telepathy to signal to me that it means no harm >I grab my shot gun and tell the green f----- to bend over >r--- this bitch while I play the x files soundtrack >shoot the thing when I'm done, and then go back to browsing 4chan

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Alien Anon pays us a visit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/18(Fri)13:52:56 No.20418100 >Be Zyglonian from Quadrant 458- 365 >Come across planet covered with sentient beings and what the archives call "Water" >Observe planet, learn about its inhabitants, they seem quite 57 KB JPG intelligent >Over time learn the language they call "English" and become quite fluent >Decide to travel down to said planet in one of the largest English speaking chunks of land >l decide to try and make my presence known only to a few to not disrupt their ecosystem >Land outside what these humans call a home >l enter through a window as to not arouse suspicion, hoping I can make contact with a human alone >As I walk to the second floor, I encounter a room with a man sleeping >l do my best to gently wake him in his own environment and not startle him >The man wakes up and looks at me, for the first time I am nervous, although I watched these creatures they are quite unpredictable. >The man sits up, and just looks at me, then opens his mouth and says >AYY LMAO >Confused I ask him to repeat himself >AYY LMAO WHATCHA GONNA DO PROBE MY A------ >l have no idea what he's referring to, he suddenly takes off his pants and shows me his anus and wiggles it around >YOU CAN'T RESIST BIG BOY CMON >Stand up, realize I've made a big mistake >Suddenly he jumps up and sits at his computer, loads a Mongolian Llama herding forum and starts frantically typing a story about how he "wanted to get pounded by an ayy but he was too gay to do it lol f----- >I try to speak to him yet he tells me "f--- off space n----- if you're not going to f--- my ass then go back to your s----- asexual home world" >Turn around and get in space ship, fly off realizing that there truly is no hope for this species This appears to be the forum he was posting on, I want to make it known to you humans that this is not an appropriate way to act. Here is an image of what you call a "sad frog" which seems to be quite popular here. View Thread
: Anonymous 03/02/18(Fri)13:52:56 No.20418100 >Be Zyglonian from Quadrant 458- 365 >Come across planet covered with sentient beings and what the archives call "Water" >Observe planet, learn about its inhabitants, they seem quite 57 KB JPG intelligent >Over time learn the language they call "English" and become quite fluent >Decide to travel down to said planet in one of the largest English speaking chunks of land >l decide to try and make my presence known only to a few to not disrupt their ecosystem >Land outside what these humans call a home >l enter through a window as to not arouse suspicion, hoping I can make contact with a human alone >As I walk to the second floor, I encounter a room with a man sleeping >l do my best to gently wake him in his own environment and not startle him >The man wakes up and looks at me, for the first time I am nervous, although I watched these creatures they are quite unpredictable. >The man sits up, and just looks at me, then opens his mouth and says >AYY LMAO >Confused I ask him to repeat himself >AYY LMAO WHATCHA GONNA DO PROBE MY A------ >l have no idea what he's referring to, he suddenly takes off his pants and shows me his anus and wiggles it around >YOU CAN'T RESIST BIG BOY CMON >Stand up, realize I've made a big mistake >Suddenly he jumps up and sits at his computer, loads a Mongolian Llama herding forum and starts frantically typing a story about how he "wanted to get pounded by an ayy but he was too gay to do it lol f----- >I try to speak to him yet he tells me "f--- off space n----- if you're not going to f--- my ass then go back to your s----- asexual home world" >Turn around and get in space ship, fly off realizing that there truly is no hope for this species This appears to be the forum he was posting on, I want to make it known to you humans that this is not an appropriate way to act. Here is an image of what you call a "sad frog" which seems to be quite popular here. View Thread

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Anon is a minecrafter | /r/Greentext

cmiygl Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)09:57:07 No.104823364 >be me >am TryHardNinja, famed minecraft song maker who made the likes of Revenge and Fallen Kingdom >wake up after crying about my relevance fading quickly >see email >email says its from "tyler" >who the hell is tyler >open email >its f------ tyler the creator what the hell >email starts off very professionally like it came from a legal team >email immediately becomes as if tyler himself wrote it >they're asking to sample my song from 2013 called I Came To Dig >w-- >think its a prank but reluctantly accept anyways whats the worst that could happen >months past, tyler's new album releases >get to LEMONHEAD >hear sample >collapse out of shock
cmiygl Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)09:57:07 No.104823364 >be me >am TryHardNinja, famed minecraft song maker who made the likes of Revenge and Fallen Kingdom >wake up after crying about my relevance fading quickly >see email >email says its from "tyler" >who the hell is tyler >open email >its f------ tyler the creator what the hell >email starts off very professionally like it came from a legal team >email immediately becomes as if tyler himself wrote it >they're asking to sample my song from 2013 called I Came To Dig >w-- >think its a prank but reluctantly accept anyways whats the worst that could happen >months past, tyler's new album releases >get to LEMONHEAD >hear sample >collapse out of shock

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Anon hates vegans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)12:28:58 No.3861542 >>3861531 # vegans don't want a better world for the things that matter (other people). they will gladly subsist off exploitative third world labor and imported foods if it means not eating a f------ egg, because >i dont care if its cage free you are traumatizing and abusing the poor chicken by stealing its babies! >meanwhile, in chicken brain: baaaawk bawk- bawk-bawk baaaaaaawk bagawk *eats bug* >>3862013 # >>3862253 # >>3862325 #
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)12:28:58 No.3861542 >>3861531 # vegans don't want a better world for the things that matter (other people). they will gladly subsist off exploitative third world labor and imported foods if it means not eating a f------ egg, because >i dont care if its cage free you are traumatizing and abusing the poor chicken by stealing its babies! >meanwhile, in chicken brain: baaaawk bawk- bawk-bawk baaaaaaawk bagawk *eats bug* >>3862013 # >>3862253 # >>3862325 #

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Anon gets a pet spider | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)00:13:38 No.859177384 >Be me >Living with my S------- Brother >Tries to constantly up my Rent >F------ have to work nearly three jobs to even have some money left over for me. >Not important to the story tho >Live downstairs like the weird fat 27 KB JPG goblin I am. >Notice a spider has been living down here >Has her web up in a corner of the basement >lot of bugs in her web >good job spider >every few days I check up on her >always has new bugs in her web >probably the happiest f------ spider there is making this much bank >no bugs bother me >few days go by >check on Spider >shes not there >Think she's just off getting spider d--- or something >another few days go by, no sign >maybe she moved >few days later I'm asked to check on the mouse traps, see if we caught anything >check the corner where the spider used to live cause one was put there >They're sticky glue traps cause f--- mice >Look at glue trap >see a small spec in the corner of it >look closer >it's her, the spider I've grown to care for >she's dried up and isn't moving >mfw I can't help her in anyway without crushing her
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)00:13:38 No.859177384 >Be me >Living with my S------- Brother >Tries to constantly up my Rent >F------ have to work nearly three jobs to even have some money left over for me. >Not important to the story tho >Live downstairs like the weird fat 27 KB JPG goblin I am. >Notice a spider has been living down here >Has her web up in a corner of the basement >lot of bugs in her web >good job spider >every few days I check up on her >always has new bugs in her web >probably the happiest f------ spider there is making this much bank >no bugs bother me >few days go by >check on Spider >shes not there >Think she's just off getting spider d--- or something >another few days go by, no sign >maybe she moved >few days later I'm asked to check on the mouse traps, see if we caught anything >check the corner where the spider used to live cause one was put there >They're sticky glue traps cause f--- mice >Look at glue trap >see a small spec in the corner of it >look closer >it's her, the spider I've grown to care for >she's dried up and isn't moving >mfw I can't help her in anyway without crushing her

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