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Anon now lives alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:23:24 No.858793886 >mom caught me unironically playing with my poop in the toilet >she's moving out without me and leaving me all alone >l'm 28 4 KB JPG What do I do? I don't know how to use the microwave. : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:27:38 No.858794055 : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:28:20 No.858794084 Learn or kill yourself >>858794136 #
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:23:24 No.858793886 >mom caught me unironically playing with my poop in the toilet >she's moving out without me and leaving me all alone >l'm 28 4 KB JPG What do I do? I don't know how to use the microwave. : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:27:38 No.858794055 : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:28:20 No.858794084 Learn or kill yourself >>858794136 #

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Anon dodges death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)11:23:43 No.858791139 >be 17 year anon >have smoking hot gf >she invites me over for valentines >tells me shes done with me >cry a little bc first real gf >trys to f--- me >i refuse 9 KB JPG >she tells me she still wants to be friends, and i tell her that wldnt work >she tries to be friends anyways >we go on like this for a few months >one day she starts an argument about how pro life is pro abortion >show her dictionary >she says im dumb for trusting google and that tik tok was her source >get fed up and block her >a few months later > turns out she was phsycotic and tried to kill like 3 of her siblings >check her socials >she talks about wanting me to kms and threats abt killing me >take her to court. >win and she goes to a psych ward, and all her socials away >also found out that she was 18 sending pics to 15 year olds >she gets in court again and whoever she sent them too won >crisis avoided >pic related
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)11:23:43 No.858791139 >be 17 year anon >have smoking hot gf >she invites me over for valentines >tells me shes done with me >cry a little bc first real gf >trys to f--- me >i refuse 9 KB JPG >she tells me she still wants to be friends, and i tell her that wldnt work >she tries to be friends anyways >we go on like this for a few months >one day she starts an argument about how pro life is pro abortion >show her dictionary >she says im dumb for trusting google and that tik tok was her source >get fed up and block her >a few months later > turns out she was phsycotic and tried to kill like 3 of her siblings >check her socials >she talks about wanting me to kms and threats abt killing me >take her to court. >win and she goes to a psych ward, and all her socials away >also found out that she was 18 sending pics to 15 year olds >she gets in court again and whoever she sent them too won >crisis avoided >pic related

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Anon sees his chance and takes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?

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Anon wants to dance | /r/Greentext

File: club girl.jpg (29 KB, 390x280) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)00:56:00 No.858769887 [Reply] ATOO Okay, I was at a club and this interaction happened. What do you all think of it? >At a club and see a see a decent looking girl. 7/10 >Walk up to her and ask if she would like to dance >She responds "buy me a drink" >l ask, "if I do, will you dance with me?" >She repeats, "buy me a drink" >I say, no dance, no drink. and walk away. do you think she would have danced with me if I bought her a drink? stutterstock.com - 733374088
File: club girl.jpg (29 KB, 390x280) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)00:56:00 No.858769887 [Reply] ATOO Okay, I was at a club and this interaction happened. What do you all think of it? >At a club and see a see a decent looking girl. 7/10 >Walk up to her and ask if she would like to dance >She responds "buy me a drink" >l ask, "if I do, will you dance with me?" >She repeats, "buy me a drink" >I say, no dance, no drink. and walk away. do you think she would have danced with me if I bought her a drink? stutterstock.com - 733374088

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Anon is a true gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)20:54:08 No.101678713 >song starts >enjoying it >female vocals come in >instantly turn off the album and never listen again 50 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)20:54:08 No.101678713 >song starts >enjoying it >female vocals come in >instantly turn off the album and never listen again 50 KB JPG

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Anon took the cryptopill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous We are all gonna make it 07/11/21(Sun)10:04:10 No.64521625 >Be me >Depressed, morbidly obese (rejected from weight watchers), khv, NEET >Find out abt crypto >doge.excited >Invest all of my wageslave 438 KB PNG savings ($2000) into doge coin >lose 75% >still interested in crypto and find out about this meme crypto called banano (real thing) >literally dumbest s--- ever >find out you can earn banano by watching videos on their streaming platform that other viewers pay to queue up >make banano by watching retarded videos and laughing w autists in the chat >finally found a community that accepts me >we are all gonna make it robots
: Anonymous We are all gonna make it 07/11/21(Sun)10:04:10 No.64521625 >Be me >Depressed, morbidly obese (rejected from weight watchers), khv, NEET >Find out abt crypto >doge.excited >Invest all of my wageslave 438 KB PNG savings ($2000) into doge coin >lose 75% >still interested in crypto and find out about this meme crypto called banano (real thing) >literally dumbest s--- ever >find out you can earn banano by watching videos on their streaming platform that other viewers pay to queue up >make banano by watching retarded videos and laughing w autists in the chat >finally found a community that accepts me >we are all gonna make it robots

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)15:40:01 No.64522735 >at work >have my own climate controlled room >normally set it at 76 degrees >today its broken >stuck at 66 degrees constantly blowing cold air down on me >tried to cover vent using paper and scotch tape 5 KB JPG >temp rises to 67 degrees >still f------ freezing i literally cant work in these conditions even with my windbreaker on >put in a work order >spent an ungodly amount of time in the break room doing literally nothing >the saga continues might bring a space heater tomorrow
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)15:40:01 No.64522735 >at work >have my own climate controlled room >normally set it at 76 degrees >today its broken >stuck at 66 degrees constantly blowing cold air down on me >tried to cover vent using paper and scotch tape 5 KB JPG >temp rises to 67 degrees >still f------ freezing i literally cant work in these conditions even with my windbreaker on >put in a work order >spent an ungodly amount of time in the break room doing literally nothing >the saga continues might bring a space heater tomorrow

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The appropriate time to post this | /r/Greentext

O alamy stock photo Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No.129302917 >>129303634 >>129304612 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG*
O alamy stock photo Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No.129302917 >>129303634 >>129304612 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG*

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Anon has a car | /r/Greentext

File: 3DB5D65A-5485-4E8A-83DF-5(...).jpg (264 KB, 1086x815) O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)01:11:41 No.24344467 [Reply] >be the only one with a car among friends >suddenly everyone expects you to be their on call chauffeur I worked hard so I can afford a car, you didn't. How do I tell them to f--- off in a civilised way? O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)01:16:18 No.24344472 File: 1492466273367.jpg (74 KB, 807x802) >asking 4chan posters about having friends
File: 3DB5D65A-5485-4E8A-83DF-5(...).jpg (264 KB, 1086x815) O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)01:11:41 No.24344467 [Reply] >be the only one with a car among friends >suddenly everyone expects you to be their on call chauffeur I worked hard so I can afford a car, you didn't. How do I tell them to f--- off in a civilised way? O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)01:16:18 No.24344472 File: 1492466273367.jpg (74 KB, 807x802) >asking 4chan posters about having friends

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Anon receives a phone call | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous E 07/11/21(Sun)11:11:15 No.148280519 File: 1603343353896.png (221 KB, 495x365) >receive a phone call from an indian >instantly hang up
O Anonymous E 07/11/21(Sun)11:11:15 No.148280519 File: 1603343353896.png (221 KB, 495x365) >receive a phone call from an indian >instantly hang up

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Tipping culture going too far | /r/Greentext


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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)06:33:19 No.858780108 >be me >sitting on my roof with crush >watching sunset >everything feels like a dream 44 KB PNG >happiest I've ever been >wake up >cry for hours on end F--- this.
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)06:33:19 No.858780108 >be me >sitting on my roof with crush >watching sunset >everything feels like a dream 44 KB PNG >happiest I've ever been >wake up >cry for hours on end F--- this.

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Anon can’t slap bass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)22:52:45 No.858763972 >be me >work my ass off and saved some money to buy a new instrument >go on reverb >search Pbass >everything is above a thousand dollars 615 KB GIF >can't afford anything >all I wanted was a new bass
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)22:52:45 No.858763972 >be me >work my ass off and saved some money to buy a new instrument >go on reverb >search Pbass >everything is above a thousand dollars 615 KB GIF >can't afford anything >all I wanted was a new bass

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Anon pulls a prank tjhe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous03/09/19(Sat)18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank 23 KB JPG >mfw that was the prank
: Anonymous03/09/19(Sat)18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank 23 KB JPG >mfw that was the prank

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What do you tell her? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)03:33:40 No.64519071 >Anon I'm that girl you never had the balls to talk to or deemed I wasn't enough for you at the time >We could have had a happy family together >You didn't even hear me out >l gave so many signs... (so many times) 31 KB JPG 31 Replies / 11 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)03:33:40 No.64519071 >Anon I'm that girl you never had the balls to talk to or deemed I wasn't enough for you at the time >We could have had a happy family together >You didn't even hear me out >l gave so many signs... (so many times) 31 KB JPG 31 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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Anon is a great wingman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)01:52:56 No.64518001 >Have a huge crush on this girl >tell her >she just wants to be friends >simp hard buy her s--- pay for dates >she doesn't date people that aren't white (we're both black) 231 KB JPG >never stood a chance >tell her l'll always feel this way but l'll stay friends. >tell her I just want her to be happy >other friend just went through a break up >he is my best friend I would die for him >he's exactly her type as a lanky white stoner >ask if he'd like to meet her and vice versa >they agree >mfw I'm literally cucking myself It f------ hurts guys... IT F------ HURTS AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING F--- 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)01:52:56 No.64518001 >Have a huge crush on this girl >tell her >she just wants to be friends >simp hard buy her s--- pay for dates >she doesn't date people that aren't white (we're both black) 231 KB JPG >never stood a chance >tell her l'll always feel this way but l'll stay friends. >tell her I just want her to be happy >other friend just went through a break up >he is my best friend I would die for him >he's exactly her type as a lanky white stoner >ask if he'd like to meet her and vice versa >they agree >mfw I'm literally cucking myself It f------ hurts guys... IT F------ HURTS AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING F--- 2 Replies View Thread

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the__title | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)00:08:45 No.858746899 File: ec8.jpg (170 KB, 1242x1579) >>858746422 everyone posting greentexts here will eventually end up on plebbit. for example: >be me >see shroomjak >day ruined
Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)00:08:45 No.858746899 File: ec8.jpg (170 KB, 1242x1579) >>858746422 everyone posting greentexts here will eventually end up on plebbit. for example: >be me >see shroomjak >day ruined

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Anon blames his parents for being a loser | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:31:32 No.858766016 >be 11 >ask mom to buy me playstation 3 so i can play FIFA with friends from school >she ends up buying me a computer because it would also help me with school >friends play FIIFA everyday while im stuck 94 KB PNG with my computer >start playing League of Legends >find out 2 other guys at school also play LoL, start to hang out with them and distance myself from the other group of friends FFW 9 years >20 years old, still playing LOL with the same 2 friends >none of us talk to any girls or go to parties >that same group of friends that played FIFA posting on their snapchat a party full of semi-naked drunk girls >mfw i hear that the girl i was into my whole life was there and even ended up f------ a guy at the bathroom F--- my life. why does a small decision made by my mom 9 years f---- my life today so much
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:31:32 No.858766016 >be 11 >ask mom to buy me playstation 3 so i can play FIFA with friends from school >she ends up buying me a computer because it would also help me with school >friends play FIIFA everyday while im stuck 94 KB PNG with my computer >start playing League of Legends >find out 2 other guys at school also play LoL, start to hang out with them and distance myself from the other group of friends FFW 9 years >20 years old, still playing LOL with the same 2 friends >none of us talk to any girls or go to parties >that same group of friends that played FIFA posting on their snapchat a party full of semi-naked drunk girls >mfw i hear that the girl i was into my whole life was there and even ended up f------ a guy at the bathroom F--- my life. why does a small decision made by my mom 9 years f---- my life today so much

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Anon eats pizza | /r/Greentext

File: 1439785084340.png (50 KB, 669x545) O Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)13:48:20 No.858735074 >be me, a kid >come home from school >mom works an evening shift at gas station >she leaves pizza for me >have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family >put pizza in oven and use watch to watch time >play games while cooking, get distracted often >have burnt pizza most night but eat anyway >usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >we'd chat for a little if I was still up playing games >one night on the way home she was hit by a drunk driver and died >in my 20's now >ocassionally ill play TMNT and Addams Family on SNES on a fat old CRT TV and eat burned pizza >eating burned pizza comforts me regardless of the taste >pretend mom is still out there working at the gas station >go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken
File: 1439785084340.png (50 KB, 669x545) O Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)13:48:20 No.858735074 >be me, a kid >come home from school >mom works an evening shift at gas station >she leaves pizza for me >have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family >put pizza in oven and use watch to watch time >play games while cooking, get distracted often >have burnt pizza most night but eat anyway >usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >we'd chat for a little if I was still up playing games >one night on the way home she was hit by a drunk driver and died >in my 20's now >ocassionally ill play TMNT and Addams Family on SNES on a fat old CRT TV and eat burned pizza >eating burned pizza comforts me regardless of the taste >pretend mom is still out there working at the gas station >go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken

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Anon gets owned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:53:56 No.858760862 >be me >depressed and suicidal >think "i should kill myself" >"f--- it, might as well tell someone" >go to omegle >agree to the terms of disservice 23 KB JPG >skip past all the horny Ms and sex bots >connect with a human >tell him i want to kill myself >he says he considers suicide as well >asks me what caused me to be suicidal >start telling him why i hate my life to such extremes >bitch cuts me off mid typing by disconnecting >i was suicidal but now im also angry >mfw 3 Replies View Thread | Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:55:44 No.858760963 >>858760862 (OP) # owned
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:53:56 No.858760862 >be me >depressed and suicidal >think "i should kill myself" >"f--- it, might as well tell someone" >go to omegle >agree to the terms of disservice 23 KB JPG >skip past all the horny Ms and sex bots >connect with a human >tell him i want to kill myself >he says he considers suicide as well >asks me what caused me to be suicidal >start telling him why i hate my life to such extremes >bitch cuts me off mid typing by disconnecting >i was suicidal but now im also angry >mfw 3 Replies View Thread | Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:55:44 No.858760963 >>858760862 (OP) # owned

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