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: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)16:18:58 No.858679151 >oh boy yet another day of crying while jerking off to s----- p--- 18 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)16:18:58 No.858679151 >oh boy yet another day of crying while jerking off to s----- p--- 18 KB JPG

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Anon hates gaming industry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2UOSrrOm 07/02/21(Fri)09:24:12 No.328404923 >>328383482 (OP) # >pay $600 for console >plus $50/month for online access >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of console gaming. >pay $2000 PC >plus $500 for Facebook Rift >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of VR gaming. Can't wait for gaming industry as a whole to crash and burn with no survivors. >>328405332 # >>328405333 #
: Anonymous (ID: 2UOSrrOm 07/02/21(Fri)09:24:12 No.328404923 >>328383482 (OP) # >pay $600 for console >plus $50/month for online access >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of console gaming. >pay $2000 PC >plus $500 for Facebook Rift >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of VR gaming. Can't wait for gaming industry as a whole to crash and burn with no survivors. >>328405332 # >>328405333 #

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Anon finds treasure | /r/Greentext

File: Pocket-monster-Pikachu-On(...).jpg (20 KB, 322x444) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)22:49:15 No.858698661 >girlfriend is moving out of her dorm for the summer >lobby is filled with s--- people don't want >find treasure >brand new adult Pikachu onesie pajamas, tail included >scamper home with my prize >promptly cut the arms off the make it sleeveless >saturday comes >deadlift day >go in at busiest time >strut into weight room in my pikachu lifting suit and chucks >everyone mirin >work up to a 405 single >"Pika. CHUUUŬUUUUU" >lick that s--- out >strut out sipping brotien shake from a pokeball goblet i had from child >alpha as f---
File: Pocket-monster-Pikachu-On(...).jpg (20 KB, 322x444) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)22:49:15 No.858698661 >girlfriend is moving out of her dorm for the summer >lobby is filled with s--- people don't want >find treasure >brand new adult Pikachu onesie pajamas, tail included >scamper home with my prize >promptly cut the arms off the make it sleeveless >saturday comes >deadlift day >go in at busiest time >strut into weight room in my pikachu lifting suit and chucks >everyone mirin >work up to a 405 single >"Pika. CHUUUŬUUUUU" >lick that s--- out >strut out sipping brotien shake from a pokeball goblet i had from child >alpha as f---

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Anon takes a built different | /r/Greentext

Happened like 3 minutes ago >be me >wake up >take a pee >pee splits into two streams cuz d---'s retarded 49 KB JPG >piss all over my socks, the wall, and the floor >f---.jpg Bout to chop this f------ thing off swear to god I'm so mad.
Happened like 3 minutes ago >be me >wake up >take a pee >pee splits into two streams cuz d---'s retarded 49 KB JPG >piss all over my socks, the wall, and the floor >f---.jpg Bout to chop this f------ thing off swear to god I'm so mad.

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Get in my belly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:09:14 No.62106882 >at bus stop after gym sesh >clearly disabled woman in motorised wheelchair approaching, accompanied by middle-aged support worker >don't want to be rude so stare at building across road as they go past >hear a colossal "F--- YOU'RE SEXY, C---!" >look around surprised, she makes eye contact with me and smiles entire time she's going past >support worker's got expression between suppressed laughter and embarrassment d-don't think I can own this one, bros...
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:09:14 No.62106882 >at bus stop after gym sesh >clearly disabled woman in motorised wheelchair approaching, accompanied by middle-aged support worker >don't want to be rude so stare at building across road as they go past >hear a colossal "F--- YOU'RE SEXY, C---!" >look around surprised, she makes eye contact with me and smiles entire time she's going past >support worker's got expression between suppressed laughter and embarrassment d-don't think I can own this one, bros...

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Anon tries to talk to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)03:07:02 No.64506499 >be in high school >cute girl exchanges eye contact with me regularly in every class we have together (you have to understand that this was the most female interaction i had) >decide to try and talk to her one 300 KB PNG day >have no idea what to say so i just tell her about how i don't like peanut butter and ask her if she likes it >"it's okay" >"oh" >silence >walk away not knowing what else to say >she stops looking at me in class
: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)03:07:02 No.64506499 >be in high school >cute girl exchanges eye contact with me regularly in every class we have together (you have to understand that this was the most female interaction i had) >decide to try and talk to her one 300 KB PNG day >have no idea what to say so i just tell her about how i don't like peanut butter and ask her if she likes it >"it's okay" >"oh" >silence >walk away not knowing what else to say >she stops looking at me in class

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Anon asks the real questions | /r/Greentext

File: boys-minecraft-steve-delu(...).jpg (227 KB, 1750x2500) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)18:36:38 No.858686548 ► >have no friends >no family >lives alone >doesn't drive >doesn't know what love is >doesn't have sex >eats off the land >builds everything he needs >grows wheat >inbreeds farm animals for food >looks for shiny rocks >world trying to kill him >makes his own drugs in a cauldron >wears the same thing every day Is Steve based?
File: boys-minecraft-steve-delu(...).jpg (227 KB, 1750x2500) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)18:36:38 No.858686548 ► >have no friends >no family >lives alone >doesn't drive >doesn't know what love is >doesn't have sex >eats off the land >builds everything he needs >grows wheat >inbreeds farm animals for food >looks for shiny rocks >world trying to kill him >makes his own drugs in a cauldron >wears the same thing every day Is Steve based?

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Happy birthday Anon. | /r/Greentext

07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 : Anonymous Reume or 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow
07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 : Anonymous Reume or 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow

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Anon didn’t know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)14:09:46 No.858673600 >hear about 4chan greentexts on /b/ >decide to go on /b/ for some funny stories >it's all loli hentai >it's all loli hentai 76 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)14:09:46 No.858673600 >hear about 4chan greentexts on /b/ >decide to go on /b/ for some funny stories >it's all loli hentai >it's all loli hentai 76 KB PNG

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Anon’s brain does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.6415813 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG
Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.6415813 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG

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Anon thinks.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:47:00 No.61759721 >Girls have milk in their boobs >They're walking around with MILK in their bouncy soft boobies 167 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:49:20 No.61759773 >they won't let you have any Truly a clown world.
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:47:00 No.61759721 >Girls have milk in their boobs >They're walking around with MILK in their bouncy soft boobies 167 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:49:20 No.61759773 >they won't let you have any Truly a clown world.

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Anon has a home intruder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)12:01:52 No.858614355 >be me e >buy 1780s cannon used in the revolutionary war >buy the s--- to use it too >burglar breaks into home >cannon already loaded for this 96 KB PNG moment >fires cannon, hitting them point blank >blood covers the walls >you cant even tell there was a person >cannon ball continues through what used to be the burglar >hits my neighbors house and his neighbors too Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)12:01:52 No.858614355 >be me e >buy 1780s cannon used in the revolutionary war >buy the s--- to use it too >burglar breaks into home >cannon already loaded for this 96 KB PNG moment >fires cannon, hitting them point blank >blood covers the walls >you cant even tell there was a person >cannon ball continues through what used to be the burglar >hits my neighbors house and his neighbors too Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 4 Replies View Thread

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We live in a clownciety. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)09:45:56 No.855977512 >We live in a society where f------ are tolerated and they are given a month were there flamboyant and deviant behavior is condoned. >Meanwhile gamers, the most oppressed class, aren't celebrated 9 KB JPG once. >Truly a clown world 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)09:47:17 No.855977564 >le reddit clown world 211 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)09:45:56 No.855977512 >We live in a society where f------ are tolerated and they are given a month were there flamboyant and deviant behavior is condoned. >Meanwhile gamers, the most oppressed class, aren't celebrated 9 KB JPG once. >Truly a clown world 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)09:47:17 No.855977564 >le reddit clown world 211 KB JPG

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anon have to burp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/19(Sat)19:58:06 No.791020382 >Be 18 >be me being retard >have to burp really loudly >close to 19 year old sisters room >walk in burp really loudly >w-- anon 8 KB JPG >*leave >realize I can burp loud on command >walk back in with a lot of burp air in lungs >small burp followed by a lot of throw up >l ate a chicken pot pie 10 min prior >throw up all over carpet >sister told parents what happened >its been a week and parents still won't look me in the eyes >I think it asserted my dominance in the house, but I still want attention from family >wat do
: Anonymous 01/26/19(Sat)19:58:06 No.791020382 >Be 18 >be me being retard >have to burp really loudly >close to 19 year old sisters room >walk in burp really loudly >w-- anon 8 KB JPG >*leave >realize I can burp loud on command >walk back in with a lot of burp air in lungs >small burp followed by a lot of throw up >l ate a chicken pot pie 10 min prior >throw up all over carpet >sister told parents what happened >its been a week and parents still won't look me in the eyes >I think it asserted my dominance in the house, but I still want attention from family >wat do

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Anon has hit the wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IgtosoVU ) 07/02/21(Fri)09:09:01 No.328403419 >Early 20's >Looked like a young teenager. >Very very skinny, thigh gap, trendy anime haircut, etc. >MILFS and young alternative girls find me cute >30 hits >That all stops >Just mega fatties around last call, or "enbies" thinking I have weed or they can cuck me. Yeah, nah.
: Anonymous (ID: IgtosoVU ) 07/02/21(Fri)09:09:01 No.328403419 >Early 20's >Looked like a young teenager. >Very very skinny, thigh gap, trendy anime haircut, etc. >MILFS and young alternative girls find me cute >30 hits >That all stops >Just mega fatties around last call, or "enbies" thinking I have weed or they can cuck me. Yeah, nah.

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Anon listens to music | /r/Greentext

39m (7/9 23:57) · 104696654 5 Re · 3 Img · JPG · 5KB · (201 × 251) 3 Replies >best part of the song is a short outro fading out
39m (7/9 23:57) · 104696654 5 Re · 3 Img · JPG · 5KB · (201 × 251) 3 Replies >best part of the song is a short outro fading out

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Anon debunks microwaves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) 107 KB JPG >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) 107 KB JPG >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon was a pretty boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)03:17:19 No.64496348 DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS 3:28 1625764451734.png 511 KB PNG >was a pretty boy in college and high school >women used to mire me every time i went out >but had anxiety and ended up talking to not a single girl >now virgin at 27 >girls stopped checking me out at 24 View Thread 4 Replies
: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)03:17:19 No.64496348 DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS 3:28 1625764451734.png 511 KB PNG >was a pretty boy in college and high school >women used to mire me every time i went out >but had anxiety and ended up talking to not a single girl >now virgin at 27 >girls stopped checking me out at 24 View Thread 4 Replies

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Who wears short shorts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)07:59:50 No.62111403 Do you give a f--- about how others see you, /fit/? I'm: >30 years old >dad bod 53 KB JPG >learning to swim at the gym in 1on1 sessions currently >swim shorts are far too small since i had them for 10 years >scare away all the kids and others from the lane i'm in >balding >don't give a f--- and still show up daily for gains
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)07:59:50 No.62111403 Do you give a f--- about how others see you, /fit/? I'm: >30 years old >dad bod 53 KB JPG >learning to swim at the gym in 1on1 sessions currently >swim shorts are far too small since i had them for 10 years >scare away all the kids and others from the lane i'm in >balding >don't give a f--- and still show up daily for gains

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