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: Anonymous Istalk/ but not actual stalkin(...) 07/05/21(Mon)06:30:29 No.64450356 Anyone else have individuals they are obsessed with and they follow STALKER obsessively on social media? >crush has TikTok >Made an account, follow her and she accepted (kinda stupid of her but I aint gonna complain) 52 KB JPG >Pretend to be LGBT even though I hate LGBT (except her. she is LGBT so I gotta pretend) >Make stupid dumb f------ tik tok videos >Do this all just so I can follow her private account without her getting suspicious Anyone in a similar boat?
: Anonymous Istalk/ but not actual stalkin(...) 07/05/21(Mon)06:30:29 No.64450356 Anyone else have individuals they are obsessed with and they follow STALKER obsessively on social media? >crush has TikTok >Made an account, follow her and she accepted (kinda stupid of her but I aint gonna complain) 52 KB JPG >Pretend to be LGBT even though I hate LGBT (except her. she is LGBT so I gotta pretend) >Make stupid dumb f------ tik tok videos >Do this all just so I can follow her private account without her getting suspicious Anyone in a similar boat?

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: Anonymous Inflection point: Should I bec(...) 07/05/21 (Mon)22:05:02 No.64455881 >27 yo >khvirgin >Meet a cute 31 year old single mom >She has a 7 year old boy >Starts showing interest in me >Thinks I'm cool, flirts, eventually asks 183 KB JPG me out. >The date was awesome, I was nervous and she thought it was cute. >Drops her at her place, the nanny is just leaving >"Hey anon, my kid is already sleeping, don't you want to come in?" >holyshititshappening.jpg >Small talk on the couch, she jumps on top of me and starts making out with me. >Sex.jpg >l never felt so happy in my life >Been together for two months >Her kid is a cool guy, loves dinosaurs >We go to the museum, see some fossils I buy him ice cream and a toy triceratops. >"uncle anon, this is the best day ever" For the first time in my life, I feel a fraction of what a being a father is like. I feel purpose and drive, my job doesn't seem pointless anymore. I look forward to meeting them and doing family stuff together. Am I making a huge mistake? I think I'm gonna marry this woman and adopt the little guy.
: Anonymous Inflection point: Should I bec(...) 07/05/21 (Mon)22:05:02 No.64455881 >27 yo >khvirgin >Meet a cute 31 year old single mom >She has a 7 year old boy >Starts showing interest in me >Thinks I'm cool, flirts, eventually asks 183 KB JPG me out. >The date was awesome, I was nervous and she thought it was cute. >Drops her at her place, the nanny is just leaving >"Hey anon, my kid is already sleeping, don't you want to come in?" >holyshititshappening.jpg >Small talk on the couch, she jumps on top of me and starts making out with me. >Sex.jpg >l never felt so happy in my life >Been together for two months >Her kid is a cool guy, loves dinosaurs >We go to the museum, see some fossils I buy him ice cream and a toy triceratops. >"uncle anon, this is the best day ever" For the first time in my life, I feel a fraction of what a being a father is like. I feel purpose and drive, my job doesn't seem pointless anymore. I look forward to meeting them and doing family stuff together. Am I making a huge mistake? I think I'm gonna marry this woman and adopt the little guy.

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

No.858448729 07/05/21(Mon)20:53:49 2FF96163-8F5C-4F2A-BBB1-316F07C56ADF.png PNG 550.9 Kiв 619х562 >be me >friends share p--- all the time in group chat >decide to do a little trolling >save an entire folder of traps that pass as female if you don't know better >every time they send sauce, I send a trap >they always respond with reaction images and gifs about how hot the pics are >l do this for a year >finally tell them they were all dudes >some are p-----, one actually came out as gay in the midst of all the chaos >group chat is still blowing up >eating tendies and laughing my ass off
No.858448729 07/05/21(Mon)20:53:49 2FF96163-8F5C-4F2A-BBB1-316F07C56ADF.png PNG 550.9 Kiв 619х562 >be me >friends share p--- all the time in group chat >decide to do a little trolling >save an entire folder of traps that pass as female if you don't know better >every time they send sauce, I send a trap >they always respond with reaction images and gifs about how hot the pics are >l do this for a year >finally tell them they were all dudes >some are p-----, one actually came out as gay in the midst of all the chaos >group chat is still blowing up >eating tendies and laughing my ass off

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Anon bout to drop his spaghetti | /r/Greentext

NHH Norges Handelshayskole Am ae O Anonymous (ID: 2otgtgwJ)E 07/05/21 (Mon)20:17:19 No.328877168 >>328878497 >>328878922 >>328879170 >>328879729 >>328879803 >>328879914 >>328 >>328883515 >>328883596 >>328884325 >>328885545 >>328885606 >have lecture >walk in room >see pic related >faint artificial strawberry scent in the air >hot summer day >24 degrees in the room >walk up to front of the class >knees are weak, legs can hardly carry you >turn around to face the class >100 fertile, breeding age nord female faces >sweat leaking out of every part of your body >r----------- coming on >aint nothing stopping this bad boy What do?
NHH Norges Handelshayskole Am ae O Anonymous (ID: 2otgtgwJ)E 07/05/21 (Mon)20:17:19 No.328877168 >>328878497 >>328878922 >>328879170 >>328879729 >>328879803 >>328879914 >>328 >>328883515 >>328883596 >>328884325 >>328885545 >>328885606 >have lecture >walk in room >see pic related >faint artificial strawberry scent in the air >hot summer day >24 degrees in the room >walk up to front of the class >knees are weak, legs can hardly carry you >turn around to face the class >100 fertile, breeding age nord female faces >sweat leaking out of every part of your body >r----------- coming on >aint nothing stopping this bad boy What do?

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anon remembers his childhood | /r/Greentext

File: potato brains.jpg (14 KB, 180x179) O Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)13:31:11 No.18598203 >do d------ as a kid >keeps you up at night at age 30
File: potato brains.jpg (14 KB, 180x179) O Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)13:31:11 No.18598203 >do d------ as a kid >keeps you up at night at age 30

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Anon is a furfag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)22:49:21 No.752568030 >wake up, eat cereal >get dressed, go to school >endure classes, talk with classmates >even get a 10 on a test >come home >log onto discord, start talking with ppl >i go afk to get something >can't find it anywhere >mom calls me downstairs to ask what „this" is >i come to see what this normie is reffering to as „this" >i see what i was looking for >get it, go back upstairs >equip the fursuit i was looking for >start video chatting to my furriends again whilst casually browsing e621 >tfw mom asks why $2500 is missing from her credit card >tfw still can't find buttplug tail >tfw eljen
: Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)22:49:21 No.752568030 >wake up, eat cereal >get dressed, go to school >endure classes, talk with classmates >even get a 10 on a test >come home >log onto discord, start talking with ppl >i go afk to get something >can't find it anywhere >mom calls me downstairs to ask what „this" is >i come to see what this normie is reffering to as „this" >i see what i was looking for >get it, go back upstairs >equip the fursuit i was looking for >start video chatting to my furriends again whilst casually browsing e621 >tfw mom asks why $2500 is missing from her credit card >tfw still can't find buttplug tail >tfw eljen

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Anon was a bit sleepy | /r/Greentext


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Anon is smart | /r/Greentext

File: images (4).jpg (9 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)20:48:30 No.858415929 >Be me, can solve 4chan's new captcha >Be you, can't solve 4chan's new captcha >Why live?
File: images (4).jpg (9 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)20:48:30 No.858415929 >Be me, can solve 4chan's new captcha >Be you, can't solve 4chan's new captcha >Why live?

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Anon reads Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)05:36:59 No.177928 >highly skilled and renowned witch >prodigy wizard who managed to become an animagus at the age of 13 > members of Dumbledore's original Order of the Phoenix >don't apparate away with their son when a serial killer knocks down the door >James literally sacrificed himself to save time thanks, Rowling, you hack
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)05:36:59 No.177928 >highly skilled and renowned witch >prodigy wizard who managed to become an animagus at the age of 13 > members of Dumbledore's original Order of the Phoenix >don't apparate away with their son when a serial killer knocks down the door >James literally sacrificed himself to save time thanks, Rowling, you hack

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: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)23:54:40 No.858435513 >be me >mom forces me to wear ass-lock when I leave the house. >picrelated.jpeg >said it is for my own protection >Out late at night getting some tenders 878 KB PNG >exiting McBurger with my sweet tenders and sauce >go down weird dark ally to get home >see strange guy, ignore him. >he says something to me but I couldn't hear him. >l walk a bit closer to ask him what he said >suddenly he grabs me and forces me to my knees >Pulls down my pants and underwear >hear him say “Oh s--- he has an ass-lock" >he tries to pull it out >notbudging.exe >It is firmly locked in place >realizes he won't have sweet boipussy tonight >lets me go and I run away My mom was actually right for once. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)23:54:40 No.858435513 >be me >mom forces me to wear ass-lock when I leave the house. >picrelated.jpeg >said it is for my own protection >Out late at night getting some tenders 878 KB PNG >exiting McBurger with my sweet tenders and sauce >go down weird dark ally to get home >see strange guy, ignore him. >he says something to me but I couldn't hear him. >l walk a bit closer to ask him what he said >suddenly he grabs me and forces me to my knees >Pulls down my pants and underwear >hear him say “Oh s--- he has an ass-lock" >he tries to pull it out >notbudging.exe >It is firmly locked in place >realizes he won't have sweet boipussy tonight >lets me go and I run away My mom was actually right for once. 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon has girly legs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)18:18:25 No.64456672 >born with long very girly legs >wax them for the lols >run my hands up and down my super smooth skin >smack them and watch the thigh chub jiggle >think about guys rubbing their cocks against them Uh oh I think I'm gay
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)18:18:25 No.64456672 >born with long very girly legs >wax them for the lols >run my hands up and down my super smooth skin >smack them and watch the thigh chub jiggle >think about guys rubbing their cocks against them Uh oh I think I'm gay

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Anon and a cat | /r/Greentext

>be me >weeb f----- >house sitting for a friends >they have 4 cats and 2 dogs >start watching anime on laptop >cat comes and sits on my lap >enjoying anime together >next day >start watching anime on laptop >cat comes up and sits on my lap >enjoying anime again >this happens every time I turn on anime >friends get back >cat won't snuggle up with anyone >"hey anon what the f--- did you do to our cat" 19.9 kB JPG >"turn on some anime" >"what the f--- no" >"trust me" >they do it and cat snuggles up >mfw they never want me to house sit again because I turned one if there cats into a weeb and they have to watch anime whenever they want to be with the cat >mfw I turned the cat into a f------ weeb >mfw my friends are now weebs due to the transitive property >mfw I have the power to make everyone a weeb >mfw you are all weebs now
>be me >weeb f----- >house sitting for a friends >they have 4 cats and 2 dogs >start watching anime on laptop >cat comes and sits on my lap >enjoying anime together >next day >start watching anime on laptop >cat comes up and sits on my lap >enjoying anime again >this happens every time I turn on anime >friends get back >cat won't snuggle up with anyone >"hey anon what the f--- did you do to our cat" 19.9 kB JPG >"turn on some anime" >"what the f--- no" >"trust me" >they do it and cat snuggles up >mfw they never want me to house sit again because I turned one if there cats into a weeb and they have to watch anime whenever they want to be with the cat >mfw I turned the cat into a f------ weeb >mfw my friends are now weebs due to the transitive property >mfw I have the power to make everyone a weeb >mfw you are all weebs now

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Anon asserts dominance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: y8a5Jp+d 07/05/21(Mon)09:33:34 No.328807380 >"Ok Mr. Anon , thank you for coming to your Interview. Take a seat" What do? 1.31 MB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 1KXCYIE ) 07/05/21(Mon)10:47:42 No.328814155 >>328807380 (OP) # "i'll stand" 201 KB PNG
: Anonymous (ID: y8a5Jp+d 07/05/21(Mon)09:33:34 No.328807380 >"Ok Mr. Anon , thank you for coming to your Interview. Take a seat" What do? 1.31 MB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 1KXCYIE ) 07/05/21(Mon)10:47:42 No.328814155 >>328807380 (OP) # "i'll stand" 201 KB PNG

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Anon takes revenge. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rPXtQ6Nr ) gaming story time 02/15/19(Fri)09:29:06 No.203270195 >be me >xboxfag >more of a casual gamer, just play every now and then >pretty good tho >enjoy my time, distracts me from life 16 KB JPG >enter xxx_pu55ys1layer_xxx >f------ chad >always joins my games without me inviting him >f---- up whatever I'm doing >makes fun of me >knows I'm a virgin >lol just get laid anon >f------ chad >one day I'm playing cod just doing my thing >he joins >"lol 1v1 me bro" >f------ fine >epicgamertime.jpg >l rain hell upon him with the force of a thousand virgins >he doesn't get a single kill >feelsgood.gif >he's f------ p----- >"F------ AiMbOt" >starts cursing at me >makes fun of me >says l'll never get laid >oh that's it >the camel's back has shattered >plan devised >tell him I'm going to f--- his mom >".dude what?" >I leave the game and start planning >l use my epic gamer skills to find out where this f----- lives >I show up to his house while he's at school >knock on the door >his mom answers the door with open arms >sweet lady, almost makes me feel bad for what I'm about to do >almost >we go into her living room and make conversation >laughing at all my jokes >l go in for the kiss >she hesitates at first but I'm persistent >manonamission >she gives in to my charm and kisses back >getting steamy >l penetrate her as soon as I hear the front door open >'mom I'm home!" >he walks in just to see me balls feel in the woman who spawned him >look of absolute horror and disgust on his face >he runs out of the house >mom's crying >I leave, my work done >mfw my brother finally stopped joining my games
Anonymous (ID: rPXtQ6Nr ) gaming story time 02/15/19(Fri)09:29:06 No.203270195 >be me >xboxfag >more of a casual gamer, just play every now and then >pretty good tho >enjoy my time, distracts me from life 16 KB JPG >enter xxx_pu55ys1layer_xxx >f------ chad >always joins my games without me inviting him >f---- up whatever I'm doing >makes fun of me >knows I'm a virgin >lol just get laid anon >f------ chad >one day I'm playing cod just doing my thing >he joins >"lol 1v1 me bro" >f------ fine >epicgamertime.jpg >l rain hell upon him with the force of a thousand virgins >he doesn't get a single kill >feelsgood.gif >he's f------ p----- >"F------ AiMbOt" >starts cursing at me >makes fun of me >says l'll never get laid >oh that's it >the camel's back has shattered >plan devised >tell him I'm going to f--- his mom >".dude what?" >I leave the game and start planning >l use my epic gamer skills to find out where this f----- lives >I show up to his house while he's at school >knock on the door >his mom answers the door with open arms >sweet lady, almost makes me feel bad for what I'm about to do >almost >we go into her living room and make conversation >laughing at all my jokes >l go in for the kiss >she hesitates at first but I'm persistent >manonamission >she gives in to my charm and kisses back >getting steamy >l penetrate her as soon as I hear the front door open >'mom I'm home!" >he walks in just to see me balls feel in the woman who spawned him >look of absolute horror and disgust on his face >he runs out of the house >mom's crying >I leave, my work done >mfw my brother finally stopped joining my games

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Anon lost it | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)13:14:56 No.64452929 >Play a vidya game >Suck giant italian ballsacks >2 years later become some what of a pro, top 10 on my team every game >Leave to visit relatives for a week to celebrate 4th of July >Come back and turn on PS4 78 KB JPG >Get gang r---- every game Everytime anons, everytime...
| Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)13:14:56 No.64452929 >Play a vidya game >Suck giant italian ballsacks >2 years later become some what of a pro, top 10 on my team every game >Leave to visit relatives for a week to celebrate 4th of July >Come back and turn on PS4 78 KB JPG >Get gang r---- every game Everytime anons, everytime...

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anon is american | /r/Greentext

File: Only+america+can+invade+more+countr.).jpg (23 KB, 300x250) O Anonymous 10/02/15(Fri)18:35:18 No.644391905 [Reply] >>644395643 >>644395963 >Be American >Wake up to sound of gun fire >use my crane to get out of bed, cuz genetics >get on freedom scooter and take the escalator downstairs >Get to living room and mom haven't fetched my morning big mac yet >Get mad and shoot her in the knee caps >Has to drive to expensive college on empty stomach >after wating in traffic for 3 hours get to class late >The daily school shooting has already been and all my class mates are dead >tips school shooter >Go to kfc for a bucket of chicken >tips 120% >Gets home >Terrorists crashed a boeing into my house and killed my mexican gardener >Gets sued by neighbours >Have nothing left >Spends rest of life doing perscription drugs and living in a trailer park >gets aids and cant afford health care >dies Did i forget something?
File: Only+america+can+invade+more+countr.).jpg (23 KB, 300x250) O Anonymous 10/02/15(Fri)18:35:18 No.644391905 [Reply] >>644395643 >>644395963 >Be American >Wake up to sound of gun fire >use my crane to get out of bed, cuz genetics >get on freedom scooter and take the escalator downstairs >Get to living room and mom haven't fetched my morning big mac yet >Get mad and shoot her in the knee caps >Has to drive to expensive college on empty stomach >after wating in traffic for 3 hours get to class late >The daily school shooting has already been and all my class mates are dead >tips school shooter >Go to kfc for a bucket of chicken >tips 120% >Gets home >Terrorists crashed a boeing into my house and killed my mexican gardener >Gets sued by neighbours >Have nothing left >Spends rest of life doing perscription drugs and living in a trailer park >gets aids and cant afford health care >dies Did i forget something?

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Sad Ending | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)01:07:58 No.64447011 File: 1f27f978e6f39a8a1634daf01(..).png (111 KB, 399x388) >>64447158 >>64444342 (OP) I feel ya OP >Be me >Five or so years ago >At a party I threw at my place >Get drunk >Debate starts being political >I spend two hours arguing that our country is in the hands of jewish neocons pushing the globohomo agenda >Try and redpill my friends >Eventually say that there is no proof of homicidal gas chambers >Everyone looks shocked and disgusted >End up friendless and divorced They had no counter argument, so they resorted to this. Sad!
I Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)01:07:58 No.64447011 File: 1f27f978e6f39a8a1634daf01(..).png (111 KB, 399x388) >>64447158 >>64444342 (OP) I feel ya OP >Be me >Five or so years ago >At a party I threw at my place >Get drunk >Debate starts being political >I spend two hours arguing that our country is in the hands of jewish neocons pushing the globohomo agenda >Try and redpill my friends >Eventually say that there is no proof of homicidal gas chambers >Everyone looks shocked and disgusted >End up friendless and divorced They had no counter argument, so they resorted to this. Sad!

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Anon is a horrible brother | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say I'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >tum 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >tum around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours
Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say I'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >tum 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >tum around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours

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