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File: pepewithgunjpg (7 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)13:06:58 No.858330042 >Trainee position >Experienced required
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: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)13:57:03 No.62401984 40055F6F-9246-4AC6-8AB2-502AEECA287F.jpg 33 KB JPG >enter gym >see cute receptionist >lock eyes >mimick my jaw dropping on floor and eyes popping out >"AWOOGAAAAAAA" >she averts gaze out of shyness I'm asking her out next time I'm there
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)13:57:03 No.62401984 40055F6F-9246-4AC6-8AB2-502AEECA287F.jpg 33 KB JPG >enter gym >see cute receptionist >lock eyes >mimick my jaw dropping on floor and eyes popping out >"AWOOGAAAAAAA" >she averts gaze out of shyness I'm asking her out next time I'm there

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:00:48 No.858335154 >Be me EUROPEAN AMERICAN >Wake up >Grab pistol >Chamber check to make sure pistol fairy no steal bullits >They're still there thank goodness >Smell my pistol mmm metal and bullit 158 KB JPG smell >Kiss pistol put back in holster ..GOD BLESS AMERICA...
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:00:48 No.858335154 >Be me EUROPEAN AMERICAN >Wake up >Grab pistol >Chamber check to make sure pistol fairy no steal bullits >They're still there thank goodness >Smell my pistol mmm metal and bullit 158 KB JPG smell >Kiss pistol put back in holster ..GOD BLESS AMERICA...

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Anon powerlifts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/20(Tue)14:08:53 No.57664620 >be me >travelling australia >check in at hostel >hostel has makeshift gym >bench, bar, dumbbells, that's it >few guys are taking turns benching in gym >competing for most reps >only 1 plate >guys get animated, shouting, cheering >people by the pool notice, head over to check out what's going on >crowd of people now in the shed where gym is >for one plate bench >one >this is my moment >record is 17 reps >"mind if I try lads?" >fake fatigue at 12 reps >pretend to only just get 16th rep up >long pause after 16th rep >go for 17th >strain and cough and spit up to half way >drunk guys going crazy >literal crowd of people watching me bench one plate >pretend to fail 17th rep >ask for sip of beer for energy with bar resting on my chest >girl pours vodka in my mouth >that's better >fast rep the f--- out of the bar for 29 reps >become literal hero for the evening for one plate bench >alpha male of the hostel >for one f------ plate >8/10 french qt spent the night in my bunk best day of my life >>57664702 # >>57664903 # >>57665247 # >>57668417 # >>57676106 # >>57677707 #
: Anonymous 09/29/20(Tue)14:08:53 No.57664620 >be me >travelling australia >check in at hostel >hostel has makeshift gym >bench, bar, dumbbells, that's it >few guys are taking turns benching in gym >competing for most reps >only 1 plate >guys get animated, shouting, cheering >people by the pool notice, head over to check out what's going on >crowd of people now in the shed where gym is >for one plate bench >one >this is my moment >record is 17 reps >"mind if I try lads?" >fake fatigue at 12 reps >pretend to only just get 16th rep up >long pause after 16th rep >go for 17th >strain and cough and spit up to half way >drunk guys going crazy >literal crowd of people watching me bench one plate >pretend to fail 17th rep >ask for sip of beer for energy with bar resting on my chest >girl pours vodka in my mouth >that's better >fast rep the f--- out of the bar for 29 reps >become literal hero for the evening for one plate bench >alpha male of the hostel >for one f------ plate >8/10 french qt spent the night in my bunk best day of my life >>57664702 # >>57664903 # >>57665247 # >>57668417 # >>57676106 # >>57677707 #

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Anon is a smart fella | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
E Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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Anon has a strong heart | /r/Greentext

File: 1604547427029.jpg (134 KB, 683x667) O Mires Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:48:28 No.62411966 >>62412000 >>62412031 >>62412321 >>62412868 >>62412919 >>62413061 >>62413 >>62413535 >>62413991 >>62414004 >>62414303 >>62414396 >>62414397 >>62415480 >>62415689 >>62415714 >Be at female "friends" house >We're cuddling on the couch watching TV >She has her head resting right on my heart >She says "You have a strong heart" >"What do you mean?" >"I can hear your heart loudly through your jacket. I've never met someone who's heart I could hear like that especially with clothes on." >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:52:35 No.62412000 ► >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:53:33 No.62412013 > * O Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:54:18 No.62412031 >>62412854 >>62414370 File: 1624738585441.jpg (110 KB, 720x960) >>62411966 (OP). >puts ear over heart >is surprised she can hear your heart >you are too you two sound like a match made in retard heaven
File: 1604547427029.jpg (134 KB, 683x667) O Mires Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:48:28 No.62411966 >>62412000 >>62412031 >>62412321 >>62412868 >>62412919 >>62413061 >>62413 >>62413535 >>62413991 >>62414004 >>62414303 >>62414396 >>62414397 >>62415480 >>62415689 >>62415714 >Be at female "friends" house >We're cuddling on the couch watching TV >She has her head resting right on my heart >She says "You have a strong heart" >"What do you mean?" >"I can hear your heart loudly through your jacket. I've never met someone who's heart I could hear like that especially with clothes on." >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:52:35 No.62412000 ► >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:53:33 No.62412013 > * O Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:54:18 No.62412031 >>62412854 >>62414370 File: 1624738585441.jpg (110 KB, 720x960) >>62411966 (OP). >puts ear over heart >is surprised she can hear your heart >you are too you two sound like a match made in retard heaven

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Anon copes with her problems, but has harder times in her life. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)14:55:33 No.64435308 File: 1616461250154.jpg (36 KB, 334x400) >looking at old pictures of myself >bloated, red-faced, obvious alcoholic >look in the mirror >brighter, no bloating, happy, clearly sober >no bf to hug me and tell me I'm doing a good job >nobody to share it with >sit down and think about drinking
O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)14:55:33 No.64435308 File: 1616461250154.jpg (36 KB, 334x400) >looking at old pictures of myself >bloated, red-faced, obvious alcoholic >look in the mirror >brighter, no bloating, happy, clearly sober >no bf to hug me and tell me I'm doing a good job >nobody to share it with >sit down and think about drinking

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Anon is a certified virgin | /r/Greentext

>>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house?
>>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house?

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Anon questions the title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:44:13 No.3815539 >"king of the jungle" >doesn't actually live in a jungle ??? 253 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:40:45 No.3816028 >>3815539 (OP) # >Queen of Australia >Doesn't actually live in Australia 179 KB JPG >>3818624 # >>3818813 #
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:44:13 No.3815539 >"king of the jungle" >doesn't actually live in a jungle ??? 253 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:40:45 No.3816028 >>3815539 (OP) # >Queen of Australia >Doesn't actually live in Australia 179 KB JPG >>3818624 # >>3818813 #

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Anon takes a dump | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:09:04 No.64432554 >went to see a movie at the park tonight >portapotties instead of real bathrooms >get bad stomach pains >while waiting in line one girl starts shouting 'they've all been occupied 20 KB JPG a long time. Are they pooing? Gross! Why would you poo in a portapotty?" >already feeling embarassed, but too much pain to care >get into a porta potty >quietly do my business >after several minutes the door opens >I thought I had locked it, but it had not gone all the way >the guy apologizes and closes, but everyone saw me, a giant line of people >i can hear a woman asking if im 'okay', as i was sitting on the toilet >suddenly hear lots of laughing >it goes on for almost 3 whole minutes
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:09:04 No.64432554 >went to see a movie at the park tonight >portapotties instead of real bathrooms >get bad stomach pains >while waiting in line one girl starts shouting 'they've all been occupied 20 KB JPG a long time. Are they pooing? Gross! Why would you poo in a portapotty?" >already feeling embarassed, but too much pain to care >get into a porta potty >quietly do my business >after several minutes the door opens >I thought I had locked it, but it had not gone all the way >the guy apologizes and closes, but everyone saw me, a giant line of people >i can hear a woman asking if im 'okay', as i was sitting on the toilet >suddenly hear lots of laughing >it goes on for almost 3 whole minutes

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Anon is concerned about his privacy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:18:30 No.64430977 >parents have installed hidden cams in my room I have no idea why they'd do something like that, f---, I'm so nervous, I was just dancing around being autistic in my room yesterday, they probably saw that, it's so embarrassing. Why would a parent do this 7 KB JPG to their child, bros? : Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:22:01 No.64431014 >>64430977 (OP) # to watch you masturbate (: www.frue-emiley-faces.de 56 KB GIF
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:18:30 No.64430977 >parents have installed hidden cams in my room I have no idea why they'd do something like that, f---, I'm so nervous, I was just dancing around being autistic in my room yesterday, they probably saw that, it's so embarrassing. Why would a parent do this 7 KB JPG to their child, bros? : Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:22:01 No.64431014 >>64430977 (OP) # to watch you masturbate (: www.frue-emiley-faces.de 56 KB GIF

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Anon meets a cowboy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/12/19(Tue)09:02:21 No.123956570 >At cinema >cowboy with 10 gallon hat sits in front of me >ask him to take off hat >head is the same size and shape as the hat 12 KB GIF
Anonymous 11/12/19(Tue)09:02:21 No.123956570 >At cinema >cowboy with 10 gallon hat sits in front of me >ask him to take off hat >head is the same size and shape as the hat 12 KB GIF

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Anon is cheesed to meet you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)19:17:32 No.858301715 I am cheesed to meet you. >Their skins starts shrinking, eventually I meet someone In et aeth ripping. They scream in agony. | am cheesed to meet you. >Their body's transformation begins, THE CASE GOES ÇOLD THE AUTHORITIES CANNOT FIND ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO MAKE THE CHARGES STICK agonizingly slow. They continue to screech in pain. 26 KB JPG I am cheesed to meet you. >The whiskers sprout, their hair falling out. They howl like a dog. I am cheesed to meet you. >After an eternity, the conversion is complete. Another cog in the machine. I am cheesed to meet you. >The spread will never end. I am cheesed to meet you.
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)19:17:32 No.858301715 I am cheesed to meet you. >Their skins starts shrinking, eventually I meet someone In et aeth ripping. They scream in agony. | am cheesed to meet you. >Their body's transformation begins, THE CASE GOES ÇOLD THE AUTHORITIES CANNOT FIND ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO MAKE THE CHARGES STICK agonizingly slow. They continue to screech in pain. 26 KB JPG I am cheesed to meet you. >The whiskers sprout, their hair falling out. They howl like a dog. I am cheesed to meet you. >After an eternity, the conversion is complete. Another cog in the machine. I am cheesed to meet you. >The spread will never end. I am cheesed to meet you.

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Anon gets a wish. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haha that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---
: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haha that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---

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The sharif he likes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)14:33:44 No.64426605 Islam Apologia for imperialism Simplistic view of religion Anti-imperialist struggle Nuance ZIONISM Atheism ISLAM Secular dogmatism One true religion Materialist hedonism Justice for all WE WUZ SCEINTISTS N SHEIT Higher suicide rate Self-improvement Scientism Emphasis on learning Anti-degeneracy Life has meaning No basis for objective morality Salvation from the hellfire Nihilistic existence TATATTAT muftinowe com Islam.jpg 80 KB JPG >Men are still men >Men win divorce >Men can have 4 wives, as all the elder Prophets did >Women can only have 1 husband >Men run the family >Men can 'correct' their wives if they act uppity >Adulterous women are stoned >Pre-marital sex having normies are lashed hundred times >Women that are r---- need 4 witnesses to prove it and if they lie their head is on the swivel >Parents can discipline their children >No degeneracy >No drugs >No alcohol >No pork >No dogs >No music Which way western man?
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)14:33:44 No.64426605 Islam Apologia for imperialism Simplistic view of religion Anti-imperialist struggle Nuance ZIONISM Atheism ISLAM Secular dogmatism One true religion Materialist hedonism Justice for all WE WUZ SCEINTISTS N SHEIT Higher suicide rate Self-improvement Scientism Emphasis on learning Anti-degeneracy Life has meaning No basis for objective morality Salvation from the hellfire Nihilistic existence TATATTAT muftinowe com Islam.jpg 80 KB JPG >Men are still men >Men win divorce >Men can have 4 wives, as all the elder Prophets did >Women can only have 1 husband >Men run the family >Men can 'correct' their wives if they act uppity >Adulterous women are stoned >Pre-marital sex having normies are lashed hundred times >Women that are r---- need 4 witnesses to prove it and if they lie their head is on the swivel >Parents can discipline their children >No degeneracy >No drugs >No alcohol >No pork >No dogs >No music Which way western man?

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Anon is fat | /r/Greentext


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For everything (turn, turn, turn), there is a season | /r/Greentext


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Anon loves broccoli | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:47:25 No.106871385 Do real kids actually not like broccoli? It seems to be a trope for characters to hate it, but I loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid. 38 KB JPG Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:57:05 No.106871668 I was poor so we had nothing but microwave s--- and ramen. I didnt try broccoli until i was in jr high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. I wish i could have f----- my friends mom
: Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:47:25 No.106871385 Do real kids actually not like broccoli? It seems to be a trope for characters to hate it, but I loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid. 38 KB JPG Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:57:05 No.106871668 I was poor so we had nothing but microwave s--- and ramen. I didnt try broccoli until i was in jr high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. I wish i could have f----- my friends mom

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Anon uses Febreze | /r/Greentext

File: OF69E76C-E313-476F-8BF9-9(...).png (46 KB, 945x1234) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)00:37:30 No.858313553 [Reply] >take a s--- >it stinks >use air freshener >now it just smells like s--- and air freshener
File: OF69E76C-E313-476F-8BF9-9(...).png (46 KB, 945x1234) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)00:37:30 No.858313553 [Reply] >take a s--- >it stinks >use air freshener >now it just smells like s--- and air freshener

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