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: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)11:42:09 No.64361300 >it's been over 6 months, did you even started any tasks we agreed on? >lt's almost July and you not even started a single one? >so you just browse mindlessly on that website? "four chain"? >can you explain the term 216 KB PNG "shitposting" to me? >anon you have to set the direction of your life. >You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. hey, half a year wasted, cheers to the next 6 months i guess...
: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)11:42:09 No.64361300 >it's been over 6 months, did you even started any tasks we agreed on? >lt's almost July and you not even started a single one? >so you just browse mindlessly on that website? "four chain"? >can you explain the term 216 KB PNG "shitposting" to me? >anon you have to set the direction of your life. >You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. hey, half a year wasted, cheers to the next 6 months i guess...

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Anon is an idiot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)19:52:47 No.858370457 >be me >friends with girl I have a crush on >live in s----- small town >every year our town has a small 4th of July festival >"hey anon, wanna go with 18 KB JPG me this year?" >sure.jpeg >drive to festival >tons of people >my autism can't handle this >sit by myself like the autist I am >wait for her for an hour and a half >waiting for her still >"sorry anon I can't make it" >"oh ok haha that's fine" Why did I ever think I could date someone.
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)19:52:47 No.858370457 >be me >friends with girl I have a crush on >live in s----- small town >every year our town has a small 4th of July festival >"hey anon, wanna go with 18 KB JPG me this year?" >sure.jpeg >drive to festival >tons of people >my autism can't handle this >sit by myself like the autist I am >wait for her for an hour and a half >waiting for her still >"sorry anon I can't make it" >"oh ok haha that's fine" Why did I ever think I could date someone.

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Anon has girl troubles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)15:43:42 No.64440174 >be me, a lonely incel in summer class >2 week ago someone from class actually asked me out >somewhat ugly 3/10, pretty fat, but say yes because l can use a practice gf >bear with practice gf for 2 weeks, still 28 KB JPG don't kiss her cuz ugly >go to a night club together, a qt 6/10 asks me to dance >lean in to kiss the 6/10 but she pulls away looking disgusted >practice gf start to cry and runs out of club what should I do /r9k/, do I still have a chance with the 6/10? maybe she'll be at the same nightclub again next weekend
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)15:43:42 No.64440174 >be me, a lonely incel in summer class >2 week ago someone from class actually asked me out >somewhat ugly 3/10, pretty fat, but say yes because l can use a practice gf >bear with practice gf for 2 weeks, still 28 KB JPG don't kiss her cuz ugly >go to a night club together, a qt 6/10 asks me to dance >lean in to kiss the 6/10 but she pulls away looking disgusted >practice gf start to cry and runs out of club what should I do /r9k/, do I still have a chance with the 6/10? maybe she'll be at the same nightclub again next weekend

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anon does it hands free | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:33:31 No.858336695 >>858324859 (OP) >15 >Visit Yellowstone NP with family >We have food in the restaurant >l gotta take a sit so go to the toilet > Two stalls >Check first it's overflowing with s--- and tissue >Open door of second stall >Woman in her 30 sitting there >l think I'm in the wrong bathroom but she says she's wrong but she wants to stay and watch >I'm sorta creeped out but also suddenly horny >l say ok and sit down >She's standing in the corner of the stall watching >l'm super anxious so I can't pee or poop or anything just looking at her nervously >She says it's ok she knows what can help >She kneels down and grabs my d--- outta the bowl >Starts sucking >F--- I'm getting molested by a cougar >C-- in her mouth after a minute or so, turd flops out >She says I'm pretty cool and leaves >l return to my family >Sister asks if I was jerking off cuz I took so long >Smugly say I don't need to j------- lol >As we leave I see the women getting fries for her family
Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:33:31 No.858336695 >>858324859 (OP) >15 >Visit Yellowstone NP with family >We have food in the restaurant >l gotta take a sit so go to the toilet > Two stalls >Check first it's overflowing with s--- and tissue >Open door of second stall >Woman in her 30 sitting there >l think I'm in the wrong bathroom but she says she's wrong but she wants to stay and watch >I'm sorta creeped out but also suddenly horny >l say ok and sit down >She's standing in the corner of the stall watching >l'm super anxious so I can't pee or poop or anything just looking at her nervously >She says it's ok she knows what can help >She kneels down and grabs my d--- outta the bowl >Starts sucking >F--- I'm getting molested by a cougar >C-- in her mouth after a minute or so, turd flops out >She says I'm pretty cool and leaves >l return to my family >Sister asks if I was jerking off cuz I took so long >Smugly say I don't need to j------- lol >As we leave I see the women getting fries for her family

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anon gets mired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)20:38:30 No.62414397 >>62411966 (OP) # >Covering regular carriers route >Old lady comes out and grabs her mail >oh are you the new carrier >no just covering ks route today 32 KB JPG shes on vaction >oh thats too bad I could get used to seeing you *winks* thats as good as it gets boys
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)20:38:30 No.62414397 >>62411966 (OP) # >Covering regular carriers route >Old lady comes out and grabs her mail >oh are you the new carrier >no just covering ks route today 32 KB JPG shes on vaction >oh thats too bad I could get used to seeing you *winks* thats as good as it gets boys

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: bsbVnCJC )LI 07/04/21(Sun)20:50:37 No.328749308 File: wojak ngmi macdick.png (246 KB, 631x595) >>328746458 (OP) >go to the gym >see a qt working out >we lock eyes >*boner activated* NG MI >everyone notices my r----------- >banned from gym >tfw my own penis literally rises up against me
O Anonymous (ID: bsbVnCJC )LI 07/04/21(Sun)20:50:37 No.328749308 File: wojak ngmi macdick.png (246 KB, 631x595) >>328746458 (OP) >go to the gym >see a qt working out >we lock eyes >*boner activated* NG MI >everyone notices my r----------- >banned from gym >tfw my own penis literally rises up against me

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Anon's girl finds the cum room | /r/Greentext

No.858348231 07/04/21(Sun)13:00:51 1583890786215.jpg JPG 15.5 KiB 500x375 >have girl over >tell her to not go in ONE room in my house >she goes in it while im in the kitchen getting food >its my semen deposit room >plastic shoeboxes and tubs filled up with semen >room isnt even halfway filled, she still freaks out >anon why do you have a c-- deposit room >where the hell else am i supposed to put it all dumb bitch
No.858348231 07/04/21(Sun)13:00:51 1583890786215.jpg JPG 15.5 KiB 500x375 >have girl over >tell her to not go in ONE room in my house >she goes in it while im in the kitchen getting food >its my semen deposit room >plastic shoeboxes and tubs filled up with semen >room isnt even halfway filled, she still freaks out >anon why do you have a c-- deposit room >where the hell else am i supposed to put it all dumb bitch

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anon is american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:48:57 No.858354928 >be me, american >taking night classes at the local high school so i can get a phd and earn $15 an hour >school shooter enters classroom the third time this week 59 KB JPG >shoots me, i go unconscious >wake up in hospital, apparently my thirteen inches of chest fat stopped the bullet from hitting my heart >sell house, car and dog to pay hospital debt >finish treatment after a week >get shot by cop and die
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:48:57 No.858354928 >be me, american >taking night classes at the local high school so i can get a phd and earn $15 an hour >school shooter enters classroom the third time this week 59 KB JPG >shoots me, i go unconscious >wake up in hospital, apparently my thirteen inches of chest fat stopped the bullet from hitting my heart >sell house, car and dog to pay hospital debt >finish treatment after a week >get shot by cop and die

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Punching bag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)06:49:26 No.64435743 >back in highschool, had a bully who used to torment me by kicking me in the testicles >years later, go to the doctor for some constant lethargy Long story short >there's a massive amount of scar 322 KB PNG tissue in my testicles, and it's very likely that I'm infertile >also will likely have hormonal issues the rest of my life I don't really know why I'm posting this, but I'm genuinely considering killing the person who did this to me. What really do have to lose?
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)06:49:26 No.64435743 >back in highschool, had a bully who used to torment me by kicking me in the testicles >years later, go to the doctor for some constant lethargy Long story short >there's a massive amount of scar 322 KB PNG tissue in my testicles, and it's very likely that I'm infertile >also will likely have hormonal issues the rest of my life I don't really know why I'm posting this, but I'm genuinely considering killing the person who did this to me. What really do have to lose?

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Anon thanks Lord Todd | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me 255 KB PNG >lt has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd
: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me 255 KB PNG >lt has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd

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Anon has had enough. | /r/Greentext

File: pepewithgunjpg (7 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)13:06:58 No.858330042 >Trainee position >Experienced required
File: pepewithgunjpg (7 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)13:06:58 No.858330042 >Trainee position >Experienced required

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anon flirts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)13:57:03 No.62401984 40055F6F-9246-4AC6-8AB2-502AEECA287F.jpg 33 KB JPG >enter gym >see cute receptionist >lock eyes >mimick my jaw dropping on floor and eyes popping out >"AWOOGAAAAAAA" >she averts gaze out of shyness I'm asking her out next time I'm there
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)13:57:03 No.62401984 40055F6F-9246-4AC6-8AB2-502AEECA287F.jpg 33 KB JPG >enter gym >see cute receptionist >lock eyes >mimick my jaw dropping on floor and eyes popping out >"AWOOGAAAAAAA" >she averts gaze out of shyness I'm asking her out next time I'm there

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:00:48 No.858335154 >Be me EUROPEAN AMERICAN >Wake up >Grab pistol >Chamber check to make sure pistol fairy no steal bullits >They're still there thank goodness >Smell my pistol mmm metal and bullit 158 KB JPG smell >Kiss pistol put back in holster ..GOD BLESS AMERICA...
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:00:48 No.858335154 >Be me EUROPEAN AMERICAN >Wake up >Grab pistol >Chamber check to make sure pistol fairy no steal bullits >They're still there thank goodness >Smell my pistol mmm metal and bullit 158 KB JPG smell >Kiss pistol put back in holster ..GOD BLESS AMERICA...

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Anon powerlifts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/20(Tue)14:08:53 No.57664620 >be me >travelling australia >check in at hostel >hostel has makeshift gym >bench, bar, dumbbells, that's it >few guys are taking turns benching in gym >competing for most reps >only 1 plate >guys get animated, shouting, cheering >people by the pool notice, head over to check out what's going on >crowd of people now in the shed where gym is >for one plate bench >one >this is my moment >record is 17 reps >"mind if I try lads?" >fake fatigue at 12 reps >pretend to only just get 16th rep up >long pause after 16th rep >go for 17th >strain and cough and spit up to half way >drunk guys going crazy >literal crowd of people watching me bench one plate >pretend to fail 17th rep >ask for sip of beer for energy with bar resting on my chest >girl pours vodka in my mouth >that's better >fast rep the f--- out of the bar for 29 reps >become literal hero for the evening for one plate bench >alpha male of the hostel >for one f------ plate >8/10 french qt spent the night in my bunk best day of my life >>57664702 # >>57664903 # >>57665247 # >>57668417 # >>57676106 # >>57677707 #
: Anonymous 09/29/20(Tue)14:08:53 No.57664620 >be me >travelling australia >check in at hostel >hostel has makeshift gym >bench, bar, dumbbells, that's it >few guys are taking turns benching in gym >competing for most reps >only 1 plate >guys get animated, shouting, cheering >people by the pool notice, head over to check out what's going on >crowd of people now in the shed where gym is >for one plate bench >one >this is my moment >record is 17 reps >"mind if I try lads?" >fake fatigue at 12 reps >pretend to only just get 16th rep up >long pause after 16th rep >go for 17th >strain and cough and spit up to half way >drunk guys going crazy >literal crowd of people watching me bench one plate >pretend to fail 17th rep >ask for sip of beer for energy with bar resting on my chest >girl pours vodka in my mouth >that's better >fast rep the f--- out of the bar for 29 reps >become literal hero for the evening for one plate bench >alpha male of the hostel >for one f------ plate >8/10 french qt spent the night in my bunk best day of my life >>57664702 # >>57664903 # >>57665247 # >>57668417 # >>57676106 # >>57677707 #

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Anon is a smart fella | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
E Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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Anon has a strong heart | /r/Greentext

File: 1604547427029.jpg (134 KB, 683x667) O Mires Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:48:28 No.62411966 >>62412000 >>62412031 >>62412321 >>62412868 >>62412919 >>62413061 >>62413 >>62413535 >>62413991 >>62414004 >>62414303 >>62414396 >>62414397 >>62415480 >>62415689 >>62415714 >Be at female "friends" house >We're cuddling on the couch watching TV >She has her head resting right on my heart >She says "You have a strong heart" >"What do you mean?" >"I can hear your heart loudly through your jacket. I've never met someone who's heart I could hear like that especially with clothes on." >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:52:35 No.62412000 ► >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:53:33 No.62412013 > * O Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:54:18 No.62412031 >>62412854 >>62414370 File: 1624738585441.jpg (110 KB, 720x960) >>62411966 (OP). >puts ear over heart >is surprised she can hear your heart >you are too you two sound like a match made in retard heaven
File: 1604547427029.jpg (134 KB, 683x667) O Mires Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:48:28 No.62411966 >>62412000 >>62412031 >>62412321 >>62412868 >>62412919 >>62413061 >>62413 >>62413535 >>62413991 >>62414004 >>62414303 >>62414396 >>62414397 >>62415480 >>62415689 >>62415714 >Be at female "friends" house >We're cuddling on the couch watching TV >She has her head resting right on my heart >She says "You have a strong heart" >"What do you mean?" >"I can hear your heart loudly through your jacket. I've never met someone who's heart I could hear like that especially with clothes on." >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:52:35 No.62412000 ► >> Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:53:33 No.62412013 > * O Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:54:18 No.62412031 >>62412854 >>62414370 File: 1624738585441.jpg (110 KB, 720x960) >>62411966 (OP). >puts ear over heart >is surprised she can hear your heart >you are too you two sound like a match made in retard heaven

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Anon copes with her problems, but has harder times in her life. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)14:55:33 No.64435308 File: 1616461250154.jpg (36 KB, 334x400) >looking at old pictures of myself >bloated, red-faced, obvious alcoholic >look in the mirror >brighter, no bloating, happy, clearly sober >no bf to hug me and tell me I'm doing a good job >nobody to share it with >sit down and think about drinking
O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)14:55:33 No.64435308 File: 1616461250154.jpg (36 KB, 334x400) >looking at old pictures of myself >bloated, red-faced, obvious alcoholic >look in the mirror >brighter, no bloating, happy, clearly sober >no bf to hug me and tell me I'm doing a good job >nobody to share it with >sit down and think about drinking

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Anon is a certified virgin | /r/Greentext

>>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house?
>>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house?

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Anon questions the title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:44:13 No.3815539 >"king of the jungle" >doesn't actually live in a jungle ??? 253 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:40:45 No.3816028 >>3815539 (OP) # >Queen of Australia >Doesn't actually live in Australia 179 KB JPG >>3818624 # >>3818813 #
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:44:13 No.3815539 >"king of the jungle" >doesn't actually live in a jungle ??? 253 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:40:45 No.3816028 >>3815539 (OP) # >Queen of Australia >Doesn't actually live in Australia 179 KB JPG >>3818624 # >>3818813 #

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Anon takes a dump | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:09:04 No.64432554 >went to see a movie at the park tonight >portapotties instead of real bathrooms >get bad stomach pains >while waiting in line one girl starts shouting 'they've all been occupied 20 KB JPG a long time. Are they pooing? Gross! Why would you poo in a portapotty?" >already feeling embarassed, but too much pain to care >get into a porta potty >quietly do my business >after several minutes the door opens >I thought I had locked it, but it had not gone all the way >the guy apologizes and closes, but everyone saw me, a giant line of people >i can hear a woman asking if im 'okay', as i was sitting on the toilet >suddenly hear lots of laughing >it goes on for almost 3 whole minutes
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)09:09:04 No.64432554 >went to see a movie at the park tonight >portapotties instead of real bathrooms >get bad stomach pains >while waiting in line one girl starts shouting 'they've all been occupied 20 KB JPG a long time. Are they pooing? Gross! Why would you poo in a portapotty?" >already feeling embarassed, but too much pain to care >get into a porta potty >quietly do my business >after several minutes the door opens >I thought I had locked it, but it had not gone all the way >the guy apologizes and closes, but everyone saw me, a giant line of people >i can hear a woman asking if im 'okay', as i was sitting on the toilet >suddenly hear lots of laughing >it goes on for almost 3 whole minutes

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