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: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)17:44:05 No.64410352 >high school, 9th grade >english teacher is reading the names of people that don't have to retake a test >gets to my name >girl loudly asks "Who's anon?" >people start laughing, while 39 KB PNG someone at my table points out that l'm anon
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)17:44:05 No.64410352 >high school, 9th grade >english teacher is reading the names of people that don't have to retake a test >gets to my name >girl loudly asks "Who's anon?" >people start laughing, while 39 KB PNG someone at my table points out that l'm anon

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: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)11:43:12 No.858198249 >be me middle school assasinfag 7 KB PNG dress like assassin wear s----- leather gauntlet on left arm middle school men's locker room airassasination.jpeg jump off locker make the noises with my mouth sweaty wrist hits the back of classmates neck at 30MPH floor him to the f------ ground requiescatinpace.wav never speaks to me again pic related
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)11:43:12 No.858198249 >be me middle school assasinfag 7 KB PNG dress like assassin wear s----- leather gauntlet on left arm middle school men's locker room airassasination.jpeg jump off locker make the noises with my mouth sweaty wrist hits the back of classmates neck at 30MPH floor him to the f------ ground requiescatinpace.wav never speaks to me again pic related

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O Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)23:01:52 No.64402302 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and i unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost chock on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and i swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends
O Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)23:01:52 No.64402302 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and i unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost chock on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and i swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends

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File: iu.jpg (32 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:28:01 No.4623881 >>4624045 >>4624063 >>4624108 >>4624211 >make extremely unfunny, bland post with no thought >get 0 replies >reply to it about 50 times all saying stuff like "kek" "based" or "my sides" actual people start replying to it Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:28:33 No.4623884 >>4624144 wait wait wait the last line was supposed to be greentext I f----- up O Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:53:20 No.4624036 D>>4624144 kek Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:53:50 No.4624040 D>>4624144 based
File: iu.jpg (32 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:28:01 No.4623881 >>4624045 >>4624063 >>4624108 >>4624211 >make extremely unfunny, bland post with no thought >get 0 replies >reply to it about 50 times all saying stuff like "kek" "based" or "my sides" actual people start replying to it Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:28:33 No.4623884 >>4624144 wait wait wait the last line was supposed to be greentext I f----- up O Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:53:20 No.4624036 D>>4624144 kek Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)13:53:50 No.4624040 D>>4624144 based

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Aliens visit 4chan | /r/Greentext

File: a.jpg (82 KB, 1300x650) U Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)15:18:27 No.64410693 Вe prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)15:19:00 No.64410700 >aliens confirmed retarded Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)15:20:09 No.64410711 >this is not a warning >you have been warned f------
File: a.jpg (82 KB, 1300x650) U Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)15:18:27 No.64410693 Вe prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)15:19:00 No.64410700 >aliens confirmed retarded Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)15:20:09 No.64410711 >this is not a warning >you have been warned f------

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Anon has had enough. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)10:56:31 No.858185718 Why are /pol/cels and moralfags like this, literally : >most of the loli content is a google search away, just think about it >trannies are 0,0001% of the global population, there's none here and once you stop deliberately using leddit they'll GLUE 395 KB PNG disappear from your life >what does it matter ? Drumpf or Bidet ? You're still a wageslave, its like choosing between a 23,99 and 24 cm dildo >"OMMGG ONE PERSON IN A GROUP IS BAD, BELIEVE THIS SCREENSHOT HERE"...and ?What does it matter again >"x race is bad, y race is better than z race" this literally disappear once you close your pc Why would you care this much about things you can't change and will do nothing about ? F------ pathetic 51 Replies / 24 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)10:56:31 No.858185718 Why are /pol/cels and moralfags like this, literally : >most of the loli content is a google search away, just think about it >trannies are 0,0001% of the global population, there's none here and once you stop deliberately using leddit they'll GLUE 395 KB PNG disappear from your life >what does it matter ? Drumpf or Bidet ? You're still a wageslave, its like choosing between a 23,99 and 24 cm dildo >"OMMGG ONE PERSON IN A GROUP IS BAD, BELIEVE THIS SCREENSHOT HERE"...and ?What does it matter again >"x race is bad, y race is better than z race" this literally disappear once you close your pc Why would you care this much about things you can't change and will do nothing about ? F------ pathetic 51 Replies / 24 Images View Thread

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Anon wants to take a shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 minutes ago 858107619 >be me 40 minutes ago >shopping in supermarket >out of nowhere huge urge to take a s--- >ignore it >urge becomes bigger and bigger >start sweating and legs feel weak >pay my stuff and start walking fast to the bathroom >i can feel it coming out >clench my ass so hard not even wi-fi could pass between my ass cheeks >arrive in the stall >at the same time as im sitting i let it out >s--- for like 5 minutes, it hurts like hell >can feel tear in my eye >but at least i made it on time 4 REPLIES Anonymous 10 minutes ago 858107660 : >>858107619 (OP) F--- yeah im s------- while posting this Anonymous 9 minutes ago 858107702 congrats anon
Anonymous 10 minutes ago 858107619 >be me 40 minutes ago >shopping in supermarket >out of nowhere huge urge to take a s--- >ignore it >urge becomes bigger and bigger >start sweating and legs feel weak >pay my stuff and start walking fast to the bathroom >i can feel it coming out >clench my ass so hard not even wi-fi could pass between my ass cheeks >arrive in the stall >at the same time as im sitting i let it out >s--- for like 5 minutes, it hurts like hell >can feel tear in my eye >but at least i made it on time 4 REPLIES Anonymous 10 minutes ago 858107660 : >>858107619 (OP) F--- yeah im s------- while posting this Anonymous 9 minutes ago 858107702 congrats anon

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Anon is dog | /r/Greentext

File: google-image-search jpg (71 KB, 666x1000) O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)08:46:13 No.858179686 >>858179812 >>858179906 >>858180030 >>858180746 >be me >be hour ago >it's raining >went for a ride in my car >suburbs, driving around, no particular destination >at the bus stop, a woman in her 30s is hitchhiking >stop, take her >she asks where I am heading and if I can take her to a nearby town (3km away) >l tell her I'm just driving around and I will happily do it >she is sexy, dressed in elegant jacket >we chat and joke a little, she is very self-confident >I'm starting to like her >we arrive at the shop she needed to visit >she asks me if I can wait for her and that she will be back in a few minutes >You want me to wait for you here like a dog?' I joke >Well. yes, if you could. So. stay? >she jokes back and smiles at me with a grin >not sure what she meant by this >after like 10 minutes she is back >she asks if I will drive her home >sure >at her place, she invites me in, I agree >she leaves the car, smiles and commands me: >'Heel. Or shall I get you a leash?' >l'm so shocked I just follow her and say nothing >w--? she really starts to treat me like a dog >l'm into femdom, and she strangely seems to fit the picture >at her house now, she is taking a shower what do? if she really is into femdom, should I let her tie me up or sth? please reply quickly Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)08:47:33 No.858179749 >>858179785 >>858179909 you boutta get tied up and robbed son
File: google-image-search jpg (71 KB, 666x1000) O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)08:46:13 No.858179686 >>858179812 >>858179906 >>858180030 >>858180746 >be me >be hour ago >it's raining >went for a ride in my car >suburbs, driving around, no particular destination >at the bus stop, a woman in her 30s is hitchhiking >stop, take her >she asks where I am heading and if I can take her to a nearby town (3km away) >l tell her I'm just driving around and I will happily do it >she is sexy, dressed in elegant jacket >we chat and joke a little, she is very self-confident >I'm starting to like her >we arrive at the shop she needed to visit >she asks me if I can wait for her and that she will be back in a few minutes >You want me to wait for you here like a dog?' I joke >Well. yes, if you could. So. stay? >she jokes back and smiles at me with a grin >not sure what she meant by this >after like 10 minutes she is back >she asks if I will drive her home >sure >at her place, she invites me in, I agree >she leaves the car, smiles and commands me: >'Heel. Or shall I get you a leash?' >l'm so shocked I just follow her and say nothing >w--? she really starts to treat me like a dog >l'm into femdom, and she strangely seems to fit the picture >at her house now, she is taking a shower what do? if she really is into femdom, should I let her tie me up or sth? please reply quickly Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)08:47:33 No.858179749 >>858179785 >>858179909 you boutta get tied up and robbed son

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Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)18:36 No.12169872 File: 1334874960.jpg-(6 KB, 154x132, 1328423311634.jpg) >be in school >hot girl in front of me >she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she's not wearing panties >turns around and looks at me >"like what you see?" >whole class goes "ooooo0000oh" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti
Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)18:36 No.12169872 File: 1334874960.jpg-(6 KB, 154x132, 1328423311634.jpg) >be in school >hot girl in front of me >she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she's not wearing panties >turns around and looks at me >"like what you see?" >whole class goes "ooooo0000oh" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti

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Anon rage-quits | /r/Greentext

File: 1625172650413.jpg (30 KB, 350x263) O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)11:43:13 No.562278681 >>562278861 >>56227893 >a dark spirit has inva- O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)11:43:54 No.562278726 ► Now you can't see and he can kill you for free. Good one OP.
File: 1625172650413.jpg (30 KB, 350x263) O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)11:43:13 No.562278681 >>562278861 >>56227893 >a dark spirit has inva- O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)11:43:54 No.562278726 ► Now you can't see and he can kill you for free. Good one OP.

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Anon’s sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)17:08:19 No.64408282 >have mom, dad and one sister >she is older than me >rather normal family >she hits puberty >just stops going to school >starts taking drugs >just leaves at age 13 and lives 29 KB JPG with some grown drug dealer >parents freak out >dad frantically tries to find her >mom falls into a deep depression >she is gone and never contacts them >parents devastated >3 years later she stands at our doorstep, pregnant >parents are glad she's back and want to help her >she gives birth and lives in our house for a few weeks >dad is watching the baby and she simply leaves again >gone again >parents, now around 50, have to take care of yet another child all over again >it's a adhd drug baby >mom has to quit her job in order to watch the child >the added stress messes my parents up extremely >their health starts to fail >another few years pass and she contacts my parents again >now 20, married to some rich 35 year old manlet >pregnant again but not from the manlet >he thinks it's his child >she is basically rich now, never helps us financially >pretends nothing ever happened I hate women.
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)17:08:19 No.64408282 >have mom, dad and one sister >she is older than me >rather normal family >she hits puberty >just stops going to school >starts taking drugs >just leaves at age 13 and lives 29 KB JPG with some grown drug dealer >parents freak out >dad frantically tries to find her >mom falls into a deep depression >she is gone and never contacts them >parents devastated >3 years later she stands at our doorstep, pregnant >parents are glad she's back and want to help her >she gives birth and lives in our house for a few weeks >dad is watching the baby and she simply leaves again >gone again >parents, now around 50, have to take care of yet another child all over again >it's a adhd drug baby >mom has to quit her job in order to watch the child >the added stress messes my parents up extremely >their health starts to fail >another few years pass and she contacts my parents again >now 20, married to some rich 35 year old manlet >pregnant again but not from the manlet >he thinks it's his child >she is basically rich now, never helps us financially >pretends nothing ever happened I hate women.

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: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)08:40:20 No.153106043 >goes to US Government or other large company >"Hey I got turned into an invincible shapeshifter as strong as Spider-Man. Give me $20 milliom dollars and l'll tell you 24 KB JPG how." There, now you don't have to become a supervillain robbing banks you stupid f------ d-------. No one your wife left you, dumb s--- : Anonymous 07/02/21 (Fri)08:41:41 No.153106101 >>153106043 (OP) # imagine thinking you can trust the US government >>153110336 #
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)08:40:20 No.153106043 >goes to US Government or other large company >"Hey I got turned into an invincible shapeshifter as strong as Spider-Man. Give me $20 milliom dollars and l'll tell you 24 KB JPG how." There, now you don't have to become a supervillain robbing banks you stupid f------ d-------. No one your wife left you, dumb s--- : Anonymous 07/02/21 (Fri)08:41:41 No.153106101 >>153106043 (OP) # imagine thinking you can trust the US government >>153110336 #

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Anon meets Americans | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)16:09:31 UTC-7 No.512174620 Replies: >>512175571 >>512175575 >>512175783 >>512176376 >>512176557 >>512176565 >>512177862 >>512178206 >>512179616 >>512180187 >>512180465 >>512181819 >>512181907 >>512182163 >>512182390 >>512182706 >>512183017 >>512183387 >>512185028 >>512185538 >>512186051 Why are American airports to s---? >decide to go on holiday to America >plane lands at JFK airport >all the American passengers start clapping as the plane comes to a stop >GOOD JAAAB, GOOD JAAAB CLAPCLAPCLAP >Hamburgers start falling out of the overhead compartments >American passengers start paying tips to the other passengers based on their in-flight performance >clapping intensifies >fireworks and streamers burst everywhere >F--- this, quickly make my way to the exit of the plane >other amiercans also making way to the exit >they see the captain >"GOOD JAAAB, YOU WERE GREAT, AMAZING FLIGHT SIR, GOOD JAAAAAB" >enter the terminal building >hamburger music starts playing >greeted by an immigration officer >he already knows my name, age, address and the exact time (to the second) i took my last s--- because NSA >still hear faint clapping and screams of "good jaaaab" coming from down the other way >the immigration officer says i need a cavity search >he sticks his fat sausage fingers into my arse >im in so much pain, his fingers are easily as girthy as a pringles tin >OK SIR, GOOD JAAAB WE'RE ALL CLEAR HERE >hands me a 20% tip >walk out of the cavity search room and are greeted to a round of applause from a group of overweight americlaps >GO000OD JAAAAAB f--- american airports. F--- THEM. >> O Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)16:11:48 UTC-7 No.512174942 Replies: >>512175081 >>512175571 >»512175771 >>512177045 >>512180924 >>512181819 >>512182261 >>512182759 >>512183017 >>512183387 >>512185028 >>512185615 We get excited when our flight ends on a runway and not in an office building.
O Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)16:09:31 UTC-7 No.512174620 Replies: >>512175571 >>512175575 >>512175783 >>512176376 >>512176557 >>512176565 >>512177862 >>512178206 >>512179616 >>512180187 >>512180465 >>512181819 >>512181907 >>512182163 >>512182390 >>512182706 >>512183017 >>512183387 >>512185028 >>512185538 >>512186051 Why are American airports to s---? >decide to go on holiday to America >plane lands at JFK airport >all the American passengers start clapping as the plane comes to a stop >GOOD JAAAB, GOOD JAAAB CLAPCLAPCLAP >Hamburgers start falling out of the overhead compartments >American passengers start paying tips to the other passengers based on their in-flight performance >clapping intensifies >fireworks and streamers burst everywhere >F--- this, quickly make my way to the exit of the plane >other amiercans also making way to the exit >they see the captain >"GOOD JAAAB, YOU WERE GREAT, AMAZING FLIGHT SIR, GOOD JAAAAAB" >enter the terminal building >hamburger music starts playing >greeted by an immigration officer >he already knows my name, age, address and the exact time (to the second) i took my last s--- because NSA >still hear faint clapping and screams of "good jaaaab" coming from down the other way >the immigration officer says i need a cavity search >he sticks his fat sausage fingers into my arse >im in so much pain, his fingers are easily as girthy as a pringles tin >OK SIR, GOOD JAAAB WE'RE ALL CLEAR HERE >hands me a 20% tip >walk out of the cavity search room and are greeted to a round of applause from a group of overweight americlaps >GO000OD JAAAAAB f--- american airports. F--- THEM. >> O Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)16:11:48 UTC-7 No.512174942 Replies: >>512175081 >>512175571 >»512175771 >>512177045 >>512180924 >>512181819 >>512182261 >>512182759 >>512183017 >>512183387 >>512185028 >>512185615 We get excited when our flight ends on a runway and not in an office building.

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: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:07:10 No.858141598 >be me >goes on a date with this really cute girl >everything goes great >later that night she texts me saying she doesn't know what she wants, that she has never had a long-term or 7 KB PNG serious relationship >i tell her that i don't want a short-term relationship >she says it's not gonna work out and pretty much says goodbye did i make the right call? feels like i'd never get the chance to date anyone who's that cute again probably a self esteem issue idk
: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:07:10 No.858141598 >be me >goes on a date with this really cute girl >everything goes great >later that night she texts me saying she doesn't know what she wants, that she has never had a long-term or 7 KB PNG serious relationship >i tell her that i don't want a short-term relationship >she says it's not gonna work out and pretty much says goodbye did i make the right call? feels like i'd never get the chance to date anyone who's that cute again probably a self esteem issue idk

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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:29:47 No.63619834 >accidentally hit camera app >selfie cam is on >day ruined 225 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:34:56 No.63619897 >>63619834 (OP) # >wake up >not chad >life ruined : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:36:04 No.63619910 >>63619834 (OP) # >wake up >see 50+ missing assignments >year ruined >>63619929 # : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:38:07 No.63619929 >>63619910 # Take the study pill : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:40:44 No.63619957 >wake up >remember shes gone forever >void 107 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:29:47 No.63619834 >accidentally hit camera app >selfie cam is on >day ruined 225 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:34:56 No.63619897 >>63619834 (OP) # >wake up >not chad >life ruined : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:36:04 No.63619910 >>63619834 (OP) # >wake up >see 50+ missing assignments >year ruined >>63619929 # : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:38:07 No.63619929 >>63619910 # Take the study pill : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)03:40:44 No.63619957 >wake up >remember shes gone forever >void 107 KB JPG

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Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No.11884997 Replies: >>11885009 I'm gay- My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--.
Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No.11884997 Replies: >>11885009 I'm gay- My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--.

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It doesn't matter if we all die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:51:22 No.64402815 >be me >dont like being in public >barely go outside except to get food >friend hits me up and asks me to chill 128 KB JPG >agree to meet up reluctantly >put on an outfit of new clothes that i ordered off the internet, never go anywhere so i never opened them or worn them anywhere >really like these new clothes and i have also been working out so i have a better physique >been taking care of myself despite not going anywhere >hair freshly washed and done up >skin care routine has my skin glowing >shave face and body >feel confident >anxiety gone >head outside to park to meet friend to get picked up >wait 2 hours >it starts raining >by an umbrella >someone yells "nice outfit, goth-" >as the car drove away his sentence cuts off >i shout "THANKS" after his car >car turns around >drives all the way up the street >makes a K turn >drives back towards me >drives through a deep ass puddle >barely dodge the water >hear a bunch of chicks laughing as the car drives off >driver (male) throws a drink at me but thankfully misses >hear him yell "EMO ASS-" >couldnt understand the rest of his sentence as he sped down the street >get home and take clothes off >workout >check phone after >friend still has yet to open the message
: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:51:22 No.64402815 >be me >dont like being in public >barely go outside except to get food >friend hits me up and asks me to chill 128 KB JPG >agree to meet up reluctantly >put on an outfit of new clothes that i ordered off the internet, never go anywhere so i never opened them or worn them anywhere >really like these new clothes and i have also been working out so i have a better physique >been taking care of myself despite not going anywhere >hair freshly washed and done up >skin care routine has my skin glowing >shave face and body >feel confident >anxiety gone >head outside to park to meet friend to get picked up >wait 2 hours >it starts raining >by an umbrella >someone yells "nice outfit, goth-" >as the car drove away his sentence cuts off >i shout "THANKS" after his car >car turns around >drives all the way up the street >makes a K turn >drives back towards me >drives through a deep ass puddle >barely dodge the water >hear a bunch of chicks laughing as the car drives off >driver (male) throws a drink at me but thankfully misses >hear him yell "EMO ASS-" >couldnt understand the rest of his sentence as he sped down the street >get home and take clothes off >workout >check phone after >friend still has yet to open the message

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Anon's Favorite Insult | /r/Greentext

File: plebit,png (96 KB, 491x567) O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:03:42 No.858167997 >be me >check out reddit for once >top of reddit feed "what is your favorite insult" >sees un-insulting insults >mytrainingwillpayoff jpg >cracks knuckles >N----- >hits send >account suspended for three days Why are they like this?
File: plebit,png (96 KB, 491x567) O Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:03:42 No.858167997 >be me >check out reddit for once >top of reddit feed "what is your favorite insult" >sees un-insulting insults >mytrainingwillpayoff jpg >cracks knuckles >N----- >hits send >account suspended for three days Why are they like this?

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