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: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)23:27:29 No.857270798 >be me >jerking off to my usual coom material >notice footsteps coming up the stairs >close all tabs and put c--- away >mom barges into room asking if i can print something on my pc for her 136 KB PNG >marches over to my monitors to observe >desktop visible >ohshit.jpg >mom says "wow anon you sure do have alot of folders" >franticly open search engine to hide desktop >most visited sites had x------ listed >close tab and just let desktop be visible in shame pic related f------ kill me i renamed them after this happened to avoid this from happening again dont think she knows what loli, shota, futa, and traps are but the other stuff had the full names before usually i don't feel any guilt or shame when jerking my c--- but in situations like that i cant help but cringe
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)23:27:29 No.857270798 >be me >jerking off to my usual coom material >notice footsteps coming up the stairs >close all tabs and put c--- away >mom barges into room asking if i can print something on my pc for her 136 KB PNG >marches over to my monitors to observe >desktop visible >ohshit.jpg >mom says "wow anon you sure do have alot of folders" >franticly open search engine to hide desktop >most visited sites had x------ listed >close tab and just let desktop be visible in shame pic related f------ kill me i renamed them after this happened to avoid this from happening again dont think she knows what loli, shota, futa, and traps are but the other stuff had the full names before usually i don't feel any guilt or shame when jerking my c--- but in situations like that i cant help but cringe

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anon needs to learn Spanish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)19:38:29 No.857274472 /b/ I have a situation >be me >college student >smart but bad student >have to take Spanish to graduate >take Spanish first semester online >get a B, completely fail to learn the language 70 KB JPG >take Spanish second semester >same result >take Spanish over summer >have to do an oral interview in Spanish >cannot speak Spanish What do I do /b/? The class starts this week, I have six weeks to learn how to speak Spanish. Am I f-----?
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)19:38:29 No.857274472 /b/ I have a situation >be me >college student >smart but bad student >have to take Spanish to graduate >take Spanish first semester online >get a B, completely fail to learn the language 70 KB JPG >take Spanish second semester >same result >take Spanish over summer >have to do an oral interview in Spanish >cannot speak Spanish What do I do /b/? The class starts this week, I have six weeks to learn how to speak Spanish. Am I f-----?

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Anons first post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:00 No.847744971 >be me >decide to finally make a post on 4chan after years of lurking >nobody responds >keep waiting >keep waiting >keep waiting 70 KB JPG >the only person who responds calls me a f----- >post dies >even in a website full of losers I'm a bigger one then all of them >mfw : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:55 No.847745022 f-----
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:00 No.847744971 >be me >decide to finally make a post on 4chan after years of lurking >nobody responds >keep waiting >keep waiting >keep waiting 70 KB JPG >the only person who responds calls me a f----- >post dies >even in a website full of losers I'm a bigger one then all of them >mfw : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:55 No.847745022 f-----

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Anon is being falsely accused. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: JOqZmNbH) How do you deal with feminist (...) 06/20/21(Sun)17:15:55 No.326765221 >Be 24 years old >Work with a 30 year old woman who has falsely accused a male of sexual harassment and has set back his career for а year >Attempted to falsely accuse a 48 year old male of sexual harassment, though I called 148 KB PNG her out on it. >She's not insanely p----- at me, especially when I told her that I'm avoiding her because of what she did >30 however she's still considered conventionally attractive, and is more social than I am >ls using her social savvy and looks to convince other guys to hate me and see me as a weird guy >My tolerance for this is at an end, and she might end up falsely accusing me too What do /pol/? I feel like I can't just ignore this forever. : Anonymous (ID: s80Jvcce )E 06/20/21(Sun)17:17:07 No.326765336 kill her >>326765695 #
: Anonymous (ID: JOqZmNbH) How do you deal with feminist (...) 06/20/21(Sun)17:15:55 No.326765221 >Be 24 years old >Work with a 30 year old woman who has falsely accused a male of sexual harassment and has set back his career for а year >Attempted to falsely accuse a 48 year old male of sexual harassment, though I called 148 KB PNG her out on it. >She's not insanely p----- at me, especially when I told her that I'm avoiding her because of what she did >30 however she's still considered conventionally attractive, and is more social than I am >ls using her social savvy and looks to convince other guys to hate me and see me as a weird guy >My tolerance for this is at an end, and she might end up falsely accusing me too What do /pol/? I feel like I can't just ignore this forever. : Anonymous (ID: s80Jvcce )E 06/20/21(Sun)17:17:07 No.326765336 kill her >>326765695 #

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Anon‘s normie conspiracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)21:19:38 No.64234583 Imagine if everyone else other than you on this board is actually a normie in real life and they were just playing along with the r9k culture a alamy stock photo >what are you doing anon? >oh it's just this funny internet 128 KB JPG meme where we pretend to be virgins haha. >what? Why would you do that? >its just funny. We make fun of each other but we all know we are all just lying >look at this guy! Haha! He's saying he's 25 year old kissless virgin? >What? Does that kind of person even exist? >of course not. They are just saying it as a meme. here let me reply to him >'same. I am 5'6 and ugly. It's over for me. I cant even afford plastic surgery.' >Anon just come to the bed with me >yea yea. after just one more post lol
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)21:19:38 No.64234583 Imagine if everyone else other than you on this board is actually a normie in real life and they were just playing along with the r9k culture a alamy stock photo >what are you doing anon? >oh it's just this funny internet 128 KB JPG meme where we pretend to be virgins haha. >what? Why would you do that? >its just funny. We make fun of each other but we all know we are all just lying >look at this guy! Haha! He's saying he's 25 year old kissless virgin? >What? Does that kind of person even exist? >of course not. They are just saying it as a meme. here let me reply to him >'same. I am 5'6 and ugly. It's over for me. I cant even afford plastic surgery.' >Anon just come to the bed with me >yea yea. after just one more post lol

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Anon dislikes romance | /r/Greentext

File: soyjak(8621).png (534 KB, 898x1500) O Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)02:49:56 No.4555439 > >>4555450 >romance >dating >significant other >i love you >i want to stay with you forever >i really care about you >please do not leave me Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)02:51:21 No.4555450 ► >>4555439 (OP) I have to prescribe you meds and sex. Have them both immediately. Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)02:52:23 No.4555457 File: dr soyberg.png (167 KB, 686x911) >I have to prescribe you meds and sex. Have them both immediately.
File: soyjak(8621).png (534 KB, 898x1500) O Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)02:49:56 No.4555439 > >>4555450 >romance >dating >significant other >i love you >i want to stay with you forever >i really care about you >please do not leave me Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)02:51:21 No.4555450 ► >>4555439 (OP) I have to prescribe you meds and sex. Have them both immediately. Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)02:52:23 No.4555457 File: dr soyberg.png (167 KB, 686x911) >I have to prescribe you meds and sex. Have them both immediately.

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Anon loses it in quarantine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)03:12:44 No.857242722 Thread on how you went insane during quarantine. l'll start > Be me 123 KB JPG > Bored out of my mind. School ended and ran out of games to play > Haven't seen another person face to face in over 3 months > Start browsing YouTube Feed > Find a catchy animation music video of a furry promoting body modification > Listen to it on repeat the next night > Lose all sanity > Listen to it on loop every night for hours for the next 3 months > Become an annoying furry I've been like this for over a year now /b/ I don't think I can reverse it
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)03:12:44 No.857242722 Thread on how you went insane during quarantine. l'll start > Be me 123 KB JPG > Bored out of my mind. School ended and ran out of games to play > Haven't seen another person face to face in over 3 months > Start browsing YouTube Feed > Find a catchy animation music video of a furry promoting body modification > Listen to it on repeat the next night > Lose all sanity > Listen to it on loop every night for hours for the next 3 months > Become an annoying furry I've been like this for over a year now /b/ I don't think I can reverse it

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Anon meets a kind stranger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 hours ago 434656828 : >1 in the morning >GF at the time wanted to get food and rent a movie to fool around to before bed >Stop by a redbox at a walgreens near her place >Black guy dressed like f------ Peter Pan or something pulls up to us in his car by the redbox >Figure, "oh s--- here we go, going to have to fight some nog" >"Nah y'all don't need to be paying for that now, f--- a redbox my dude" >Hands us a Wal-Mart bag filled with about 40 burnt disks with recent movie titles on them >Backseat is full of these bags >Go to shake his hand and say "Jesus man, thanks. What's your name?" >"Who me? Y'all can just call me... N---- ROBIN HOOD!" >Dude peels out of the parking lot and speeds off into the night >GF and I confused as f--- >Go home, put in the disks >About half of the movies are HD rips of what the disks says they are, other half are actually just filled to the brim with new brazzers scenes Unironically the most based dude I've ever met 6 REPLIES
Anonymous 6 hours ago 434656828 : >1 in the morning >GF at the time wanted to get food and rent a movie to fool around to before bed >Stop by a redbox at a walgreens near her place >Black guy dressed like f------ Peter Pan or something pulls up to us in his car by the redbox >Figure, "oh s--- here we go, going to have to fight some nog" >"Nah y'all don't need to be paying for that now, f--- a redbox my dude" >Hands us a Wal-Mart bag filled with about 40 burnt disks with recent movie titles on them >Backseat is full of these bags >Go to shake his hand and say "Jesus man, thanks. What's your name?" >"Who me? Y'all can just call me... N---- ROBIN HOOD!" >Dude peels out of the parking lot and speeds off into the night >GF and I confused as f--- >Go home, put in the disks >About half of the movies are HD rips of what the disks says they are, other half are actually just filled to the brim with new brazzers scenes Unironically the most based dude I've ever met 6 REPLIES

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Anon beats the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)15:08:10 No.857276105 >be me >try to find someone to have sex with >fail again and again >realize l'm involuntary celibate >panicking, don't want to live life as an incel 13 KB PNG >idea.jpg >choose to become celibate >mfw no longer an incel
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)15:08:10 No.857276105 >be me >try to find someone to have sex with >fail again and again >realize l'm involuntary celibate >panicking, don't want to live life as an incel 13 KB PNG >idea.jpg >choose to become celibate >mfw no longer an incel

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Tastes good?? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Crab talk 06/17/21(Thu)12:46:29 No.3837030 >walk into cage >can't get out >f------ dies Why do people like these things so much? 438 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:40:45 No.3837083 because cute
: Anonymous Crab talk 06/17/21(Thu)12:46:29 No.3837030 >walk into cage >can't get out >f------ dies Why do people like these things so much? 438 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:40:45 No.3837083 because cute

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Anon's new Russian GF | /r/Greentext

File: 20210419_181955.jpg (663 KB, 1760x1088) O Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:37:03 No.857237800 ► >857238106 >Be me >Just graduated from HS, moving to college at end of summer >Decide to be bold >Ask out girl to a party that I've liked for 2 years bc no reprocussions if rejected >9/10 alt Russian ballerina girl but not the cringey kind >ls actually interesting >Super socially manipulative, finally someone I can actually relate to >A bit mentally unstable, but you know what they say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" >She actually says yes Holymcfuckingshit.mpeg >Go to party >Shoreline gathering with 60 ppl >As time goes on, we talk and get closer and closer >Vodka starts getting passed around >Sun starts to set >Start inching my way closer slowly, casually grabbing her ass in the process, she grins >Bottle comes around, she smiles, takes a massive swig and holds the bottle up to my lips >Take large swig as well bc momma didn't raise a bitch >Time goes by >Some absolute retard sets off loud ass fireworks >Everyone else is doing other illegal s---, also a lot of gang members at party, a few wanted >Party abruptly ends bc nobody wants to be arrested >Start walking away from beach >Cops show 5 mins later Whew.jpg Cont O Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:42:46 No.857238106 ► >>857237800 (OP) >Get invited to an after-party by someone else there >Drive to new location >Party is crazy af: body shots, coke, volcanos, etc. >She puts on my hat, stares at me, and kisses me on the cheek >Eventually, we are both drunk/high and horny >Motion her to follow me >She does >Out of nowhere, she stops me, jumps directly at me, and locks her legs around my waist >Carry her to a partially empty shed in the backyard >Start making out >She plays "Tear You Apart" on her phone >We're all over each other >She drops to her knees and starts unbuckling my pants Oralsex png >She's way too good at sucking d--- >C-- on her lips and straight down her throat "Thanks for the snack anon" >Literally speechless >She laughs and kisses me >Goes to her bag and pulls out a pack of Marlboros >She knows exactly what she's doing >We share a c--, my first time trying one Headrush pdf >Party is dying down >We're both gonna sleep at the house >Cuddle up on a reclining couch and watch the new conjuring movie with a few other people >Fall asleep holding hands >Wake up, sun is just starting to rise >We're >She guides my hand to her t--- Literallyperfect jpg >Massage >She starts softly moaning, everyone else is still asleep >Slowly move lower, start rubbing/fingering her >Moans get a bit louder "Don't you dare f------ stop" >Cover her mouth while she quivers in ecstasy half >Cuddle for another hour >Eventually, I have to drive her home >Literally the best 15 hours of my life >Smack her ass as she gets out of the car "Anon, I'll see you again sometime, yeah?" "100%" >She pulls up her skirt and flashes me as she walks up the driveway >That actually just happened >l pinch myself just to make sure I'm not dreaming, I wouldn't even be that sad if I was >Mfw I'm picking her up again tomorrow Moral of the story: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, be bold /b/ros!
File: 20210419_181955.jpg (663 KB, 1760x1088) O Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:37:03 No.857237800 ► >857238106 >Be me >Just graduated from HS, moving to college at end of summer >Decide to be bold >Ask out girl to a party that I've liked for 2 years bc no reprocussions if rejected >9/10 alt Russian ballerina girl but not the cringey kind >ls actually interesting >Super socially manipulative, finally someone I can actually relate to >A bit mentally unstable, but you know what they say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" >She actually says yes Holymcfuckingshit.mpeg >Go to party >Shoreline gathering with 60 ppl >As time goes on, we talk and get closer and closer >Vodka starts getting passed around >Sun starts to set >Start inching my way closer slowly, casually grabbing her ass in the process, she grins >Bottle comes around, she smiles, takes a massive swig and holds the bottle up to my lips >Take large swig as well bc momma didn't raise a bitch >Time goes by >Some absolute retard sets off loud ass fireworks >Everyone else is doing other illegal s---, also a lot of gang members at party, a few wanted >Party abruptly ends bc nobody wants to be arrested >Start walking away from beach >Cops show 5 mins later Whew.jpg Cont O Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:42:46 No.857238106 ► >>857237800 (OP) >Get invited to an after-party by someone else there >Drive to new location >Party is crazy af: body shots, coke, volcanos, etc. >She puts on my hat, stares at me, and kisses me on the cheek >Eventually, we are both drunk/high and horny >Motion her to follow me >She does >Out of nowhere, she stops me, jumps directly at me, and locks her legs around my waist >Carry her to a partially empty shed in the backyard >Start making out >She plays "Tear You Apart" on her phone >We're all over each other >She drops to her knees and starts unbuckling my pants Oralsex png >She's way too good at sucking d--- >C-- on her lips and straight down her throat "Thanks for the snack anon" >Literally speechless >She laughs and kisses me >Goes to her bag and pulls out a pack of Marlboros >She knows exactly what she's doing >We share a c--, my first time trying one Headrush pdf >Party is dying down >We're both gonna sleep at the house >Cuddle up on a reclining couch and watch the new conjuring movie with a few other people >Fall asleep holding hands >Wake up, sun is just starting to rise >We're >She guides my hand to her t--- Literallyperfect jpg >Massage >She starts softly moaning, everyone else is still asleep >Slowly move lower, start rubbing/fingering her >Moans get a bit louder "Don't you dare f------ stop" >Cover her mouth while she quivers in ecstasy half >Cuddle for another hour >Eventually, I have to drive her home >Literally the best 15 hours of my life >Smack her ass as she gets out of the car "Anon, I'll see you again sometime, yeah?" "100%" >She pulls up her skirt and flashes me as she walks up the driveway >That actually just happened >l pinch myself just to make sure I'm not dreaming, I wouldn't even be that sad if I was >Mfw I'm picking her up again tomorrow Moral of the story: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, be bold /b/ros!

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Anon commits frog Holocaust | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm sorry frogs please forgive(...) 06/17/21(Thu)23:56:27 No.383811 I'm really goddamn sorry frogs >be me >maybe 10 or 11 >hundreds of little tree frogs used to play and frolic outside my parents house >decide to see how many I can put 110 KB JPG in a 5 gallon bucket >go around the house for an hour >collect over 50 cute, delicate little froggys >favorite stuffed animal as a baby was a frog >remember a cool trick my friend from school showed me >get the ingredients together >using a spray paint can and a lighter, I prepare to commit mass murder inside the bucket >bend down 90 degrees directly over the bucket and fire >send over 50 frogs to an agonizing death with one fire paint blast >paint fireball launches straight out of the bucket and into my face >with the smell of the Holocaust, I lose my eyebrows, eyelashes, some hair >fell to the ground and sat in silence for a couple minutes thinking about what I had just done >clean everything up >feel no remorse and forget about it for years to come >peer over and watch as the survivors writhe >their charred skins covered in black paint >suddenly remember many years later >feel really goddamn bad about it How do I make it up to the frogs, I'm sorry
: Anonymous I'm sorry frogs please forgive(...) 06/17/21(Thu)23:56:27 No.383811 I'm really goddamn sorry frogs >be me >maybe 10 or 11 >hundreds of little tree frogs used to play and frolic outside my parents house >decide to see how many I can put 110 KB JPG in a 5 gallon bucket >go around the house for an hour >collect over 50 cute, delicate little froggys >favorite stuffed animal as a baby was a frog >remember a cool trick my friend from school showed me >get the ingredients together >using a spray paint can and a lighter, I prepare to commit mass murder inside the bucket >bend down 90 degrees directly over the bucket and fire >send over 50 frogs to an agonizing death with one fire paint blast >paint fireball launches straight out of the bucket and into my face >with the smell of the Holocaust, I lose my eyebrows, eyelashes, some hair >fell to the ground and sat in silence for a couple minutes thinking about what I had just done >clean everything up >feel no remorse and forget about it for years to come >peer over and watch as the survivors writhe >their charred skins covered in black paint >suddenly remember many years later >feel really goddamn bad about it How do I make it up to the frogs, I'm sorry

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anon reads Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/20(Wed)23:59:29 No.140724042 >"HARRY POTTER DIDYA PUTCHER F-----' NAME INDA GOBLET A' FIYAH!?" >"No sir, I-l didn't!" Harry pleaded. >"LIAR! APOSTATE! BLASPHEMER!" Dumbledore 119 KB JPG roared in Harry's face. >This cannot be tolerated, Potter! You have defiled the holy sacrament of the Tri-Wizard Tournament! Now all of Hogwarts is at risk!" >The students' faces turned pale as a ghost, and audible whispers and gasped could be heard from the crowd. >'SILENCE!" Dumbledore declared. "Mr. Potter has committed an unforgivable sin. We all know what must be done. The Great Goblet's wrath must be appeased." >"NO HEADMASTER, PLEASE! TAKE ME INSTEAD!" Ron cried, running towards Harry and Dumbledore. >"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Dumbledore's wand unleashed the killing curse, and Ron's lifeless body crumpled to the floor. The students screamed in horror. >"SILENCE, YOU FOOLISH CHILDREN! SILENCE!" Dumbledore screamed calmly. >Snape seized Harry by the arm and dragged him to the Goblet. Dumbledore carefully took hold of the Goblet, lowering it from its pedestal onto a gold-trimmed square of silk fabric on the floor. Snape forced Harry into a kneeling position, his neck position directly over the Goblet. Dumbledore stood over Harry. He and the students began to chant in unison. >"0 Great and Mighty Goblet of Fire, grant mercy to us, your unworthy servants. Accept this recompense of blood, in exchange for the sins of Hogwarts. Let the death of this blasphemer satisfy your vengeance." >Snape unsheathed a ritual athame, and seizing Harry by his scalp began to cut his throat open. Blood gushed out into the Goblet as Harry gurgled in pain. .this recompense of blood, in exchange for.." >The flow of blood trickled off. Harry was dead. The chanting ceased, and Dumbledore turned to address the crowd of students. >"May the death of your classmate, Harry Potter, serve as a reminder of where you stand. We serve the Goblet of Fire. The Goblet is our master." >The chanted, and chanted, and chanted.. oblet our master..." The students >>140724184 # >»140724309 # >>140724913 # >>140726190 # >>140726492 # »140728617 # >>140728877 # >>140730182 # >>140731340 # 2»140731457 # >>140731813 # >>140735238 # >>140737011 # >>140738002 # >>140746851 # >>140749889 # >>140752724 # >>140759867 # >140759994 #
: Anonymous 10/14/20(Wed)23:59:29 No.140724042 >"HARRY POTTER DIDYA PUTCHER F-----' NAME INDA GOBLET A' FIYAH!?" >"No sir, I-l didn't!" Harry pleaded. >"LIAR! APOSTATE! BLASPHEMER!" Dumbledore 119 KB JPG roared in Harry's face. >This cannot be tolerated, Potter! You have defiled the holy sacrament of the Tri-Wizard Tournament! Now all of Hogwarts is at risk!" >The students' faces turned pale as a ghost, and audible whispers and gasped could be heard from the crowd. >'SILENCE!" Dumbledore declared. "Mr. Potter has committed an unforgivable sin. We all know what must be done. The Great Goblet's wrath must be appeased." >"NO HEADMASTER, PLEASE! TAKE ME INSTEAD!" Ron cried, running towards Harry and Dumbledore. >"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Dumbledore's wand unleashed the killing curse, and Ron's lifeless body crumpled to the floor. The students screamed in horror. >"SILENCE, YOU FOOLISH CHILDREN! SILENCE!" Dumbledore screamed calmly. >Snape seized Harry by the arm and dragged him to the Goblet. Dumbledore carefully took hold of the Goblet, lowering it from its pedestal onto a gold-trimmed square of silk fabric on the floor. Snape forced Harry into a kneeling position, his neck position directly over the Goblet. Dumbledore stood over Harry. He and the students began to chant in unison. >"0 Great and Mighty Goblet of Fire, grant mercy to us, your unworthy servants. Accept this recompense of blood, in exchange for the sins of Hogwarts. Let the death of this blasphemer satisfy your vengeance." >Snape unsheathed a ritual athame, and seizing Harry by his scalp began to cut his throat open. Blood gushed out into the Goblet as Harry gurgled in pain. .this recompense of blood, in exchange for.." >The flow of blood trickled off. Harry was dead. The chanting ceased, and Dumbledore turned to address the crowd of students. >"May the death of your classmate, Harry Potter, serve as a reminder of where you stand. We serve the Goblet of Fire. The Goblet is our master." >The chanted, and chanted, and chanted.. oblet our master..." The students >>140724184 # >»140724309 # >>140724913 # >>140726190 # >>140726492 # »140728617 # >>140728877 # >>140730182 # >>140731340 # 2»140731457 # >>140731813 # >>140735238 # >>140737011 # >>140738002 # >>140746851 # >>140749889 # >>140752724 # >>140759867 # >140759994 #

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Anon is prehistoric | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)17:22:16 No.63953020 >grug lose job >chief gives grug shiny rock for no work >everyone say grug being good for stay in cave and get no work rocks >one summer later >everyone mad at grug for still get no work rocks 42 KB JPG >no enough grugs to work because of no work rocks >grug staying on no work rocks until he no get them anymore Get clubbed rockcucks. Grug on vacation.
Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)17:22:16 No.63953020 >grug lose job >chief gives grug shiny rock for no work >everyone say grug being good for stay in cave and get no work rocks >one summer later >everyone mad at grug for still get no work rocks 42 KB JPG >no enough grugs to work because of no work rocks >grug staying on no work rocks until he no get them anymore Get clubbed rockcucks. Grug on vacation.

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Anon is grossed out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)21:46:31 No.64221029 >girls have to go to the bathroom >suddenly lose interest in women 15 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)21:46:31 No.64221029 >girls have to go to the bathroom >suddenly lose interest in women 15 KB JPG

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Anon's brother sees his greentext | /r/Greentext

Franklin >be me Goes to Siberian Gulag >write greentext resuming my s----- life >next day >hear brother laughing hyserically in his room 1005 KB JPG >go to see what the f--- he's doing >mfw he's on reddit >mfw i see my greentext >mfw he says the guy that wrote it is a f------ loser and should kill himself What do anons
Franklin >be me Goes to Siberian Gulag >write greentext resuming my s----- life >next day >hear brother laughing hyserically in his room 1005 KB JPG >go to see what the f--- he's doing >mfw he's on reddit >mfw i see my greentext >mfw he says the guy that wrote it is a f------ loser and should kill himself What do anons

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Anon is missing the body of Christ | /r/Greentext

drakenjosh.jpg 174 KB JPG >"Drake?" >"What?" >"Where is the body of Christ?"
drakenjosh.jpg 174 KB JPG >"Drake?" >"What?" >"Where is the body of Christ?"

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Anon is Greg | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)09:57:51 No.78 >be me >greg 48 KB JPG
I Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)09:57:51 No.78 >be me >greg 48 KB JPG

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Anon likes peaches | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: DnPhzBcN 06/20/21(Sun)20:32:27 No.12989285 >walking down the road yesterday >'man i could go for a nice fresh peach' >hear knock on the door today >neighbor comes in to give me a plate of peaches >"t-t-thank you" "want some more?" "n no thanks its plenty" 59 KB PNG >have peaches thank you kind lady im sorry for being an awkward autist around you
: Anonymous (ID: DnPhzBcN 06/20/21(Sun)20:32:27 No.12989285 >walking down the road yesterday >'man i could go for a nice fresh peach' >hear knock on the door today >neighbor comes in to give me a plate of peaches >"t-t-thank you" "want some more?" "n no thanks its plenty" 59 KB PNG >have peaches thank you kind lady im sorry for being an awkward autist around you

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Anon is a time traveler | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)13:43:46 No.64229951 >2035 >literature class >greentexts are teaching material >you're reading this >f--- you, future f-- > 361 KB PNG >PS: Your teacher is right, that statement was a rebellion against our selfish and indifferent society!
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)13:43:46 No.64229951 >2035 >literature class >greentexts are teaching material >you're reading this >f--- you, future f-- > 361 KB PNG >PS: Your teacher is right, that statement was a rebellion against our selfish and indifferent society!

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