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: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)10:24:40 No.61622659 >last set of push downs (and last reps of the day) >last rep and l am burning. Push down with a fit of rage shaking 145 KB JPG hard >nail it >exhale and say - thats how you do it, bitch >black girl right behind me replies - thats right white boi, looking fine Felt good because black girls tell it like it is
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)10:24:40 No.61622659 >last set of push downs (and last reps of the day) >last rep and l am burning. Push down with a fit of rage shaking 145 KB JPG hard >nail it >exhale and say - thats how you do it, bitch >black girl right behind me replies - thats right white boi, looking fine Felt good because black girls tell it like it is

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Anon fell for the marriage meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)20:29:06 No.856697587 >fall in love >get married >5 years later find out she's been cheating with my best friend for 4 >takes all my money 73 KB JPG Gonna neck myself f--- : Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)20:29:37 No.856697619 Kill her first : Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)20:30:14 No.856697649 >>856697587 (OP) # >falling for the marriage meme Can't say you didn't deserve it.
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)20:29:06 No.856697587 >fall in love >get married >5 years later find out she's been cheating with my best friend for 4 >takes all my money 73 KB JPG Gonna neck myself f--- : Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)20:29:37 No.856697619 Kill her first : Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)20:30:14 No.856697649 >>856697587 (OP) # >falling for the marriage meme Can't say you didn't deserve it.

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Anon spittn facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:22:29 No.13248081 >Aliens visiting us >Humans dying of disease and poverty >Aliens not doing S--- to help us >"OMG ALIENS SO COOL!" Why should we give these f------ 929 KB JPG an inch of our respect? If they have the technology to travel through space, surely it would be effortless for them to fix biology, yet they aren't doing s--- to help us out. They are technically murdering us, slaughtering us slowly, by not helping us; inaction is merely action through omission. : Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:26:06 No.13248098 >>13248081 (OP) # When's the last time you thought about using your human faculties to alleviate all the problems pigeons face as a species? >>13248118 # >>13248160 # >>13248175 # >>13248821 # >>13248958 #
: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:22:29 No.13248081 >Aliens visiting us >Humans dying of disease and poverty >Aliens not doing S--- to help us >"OMG ALIENS SO COOL!" Why should we give these f------ 929 KB JPG an inch of our respect? If they have the technology to travel through space, surely it would be effortless for them to fix biology, yet they aren't doing s--- to help us out. They are technically murdering us, slaughtering us slowly, by not helping us; inaction is merely action through omission. : Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:26:06 No.13248098 >>13248081 (OP) # When's the last time you thought about using your human faculties to alleviate all the problems pigeons face as a species? >>13248118 # >>13248160 # >>13248175 # >>13248821 # >>13248958 #

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Anon activities the secret MIB weapon | /r/Greentext

06/08/21(Tue)15:43:27 No.13251713 : Anonymous = Code Monkeying >Be me and decide to generate cool mandelbrot fractals >Absolutely no coding experience >Find a comfy 50 line github repo in python 91 KB PNG >"Wow! it works yaaayy science" >Increase some random parameters by an order of 10 >Laptop starts sounding like a F-16 jet engine and hasn't finished rendering after 30 minutes When will it halt bros I'm scared? : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:48:58 No.13251718 Stop the script tard >>13253213 # : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:57:57 No.13251745 >>13251713 (OP) # STOP THE SCRIPT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL >>13252046 # >>13253213 #
06/08/21(Tue)15:43:27 No.13251713 : Anonymous = Code Monkeying >Be me and decide to generate cool mandelbrot fractals >Absolutely no coding experience >Find a comfy 50 line github repo in python 91 KB PNG >"Wow! it works yaaayy science" >Increase some random parameters by an order of 10 >Laptop starts sounding like a F-16 jet engine and hasn't finished rendering after 30 minutes When will it halt bros I'm scared? : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:48:58 No.13251718 Stop the script tard >>13253213 # : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:57:57 No.13251745 >>13251713 (OP) # STOP THE SCRIPT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL >>13252046 # >>13253213 #

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Chad wants to lift anon up | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 17 >Year is 2016 >11th Grade >Shy, low self-esteem weeb with average looks, not a lot of friends. Knew a few girls and got hit on a few times, but no gf because too shy. >PE Class >It's Weight lifting and /fit/ stuff >FML.mov >l do a few reps on the first machine I see with the lowest weight possible because f--- that s--- >Class Chad ends up increasing the weight a bit when I'm taking a break >l don't notice and resume my reps >l don't notice the change in weight >Chad comes up to me with the biggest grin on his face >WTFjpg >He tells me to check the weight I lifted >l realize it's higher than when I started >HolyShit.gif >"See, Anon ? You're stronger than you think you are." >tfw he and his friends befriended me and set their minds to improving my self-esteem for the rest of the year It happened so long ago but I remember it like it was yesterday.
>Be me, 17 >Year is 2016 >11th Grade >Shy, low self-esteem weeb with average looks, not a lot of friends. Knew a few girls and got hit on a few times, but no gf because too shy. >PE Class >It's Weight lifting and /fit/ stuff >FML.mov >l do a few reps on the first machine I see with the lowest weight possible because f--- that s--- >Class Chad ends up increasing the weight a bit when I'm taking a break >l don't notice and resume my reps >l don't notice the change in weight >Chad comes up to me with the biggest grin on his face >WTFjpg >He tells me to check the weight I lifted >l realize it's higher than when I started >HolyShit.gif >"See, Anon ? You're stronger than you think you are." >tfw he and his friends befriended me and set their minds to improving my self-esteem for the rest of the year It happened so long ago but I remember it like it was yesterday.

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Anon hates teeth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)19:29:34 No.856693926 >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BRUSH TWICE A DAY? >YOU WILL BUY THE BRUSH >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY I SUGAR SAUCE SCIENCE >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY 249 KB PNG SUGAR DRINK >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR STRING >YOU WILL RUB ALL THIS SUGAR ON YOUR ΤΕΕTH TWICE A DAY >THEN ONCE A YEAR YOU WILL GO TO THE DENTIST WHO SAYS YOUR TEETH NEED TO BE REMOVED (YOU PAY) BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SUGAR >WHY? SCIENCE SAYS INVISIBLE BUGS WILL EAT YOUR TEETH AWAY IF YOU DON'T 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)19:29:34 No.856693926 >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BRUSH TWICE A DAY? >YOU WILL BUY THE BRUSH >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY I SUGAR SAUCE SCIENCE >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY 249 KB PNG SUGAR DRINK >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR STRING >YOU WILL RUB ALL THIS SUGAR ON YOUR ΤΕΕTH TWICE A DAY >THEN ONCE A YEAR YOU WILL GO TO THE DENTIST WHO SAYS YOUR TEETH NEED TO BE REMOVED (YOU PAY) BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SUGAR >WHY? SCIENCE SAYS INVISIBLE BUGS WILL EAT YOUR TEETH AWAY IF YOU DON'T 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon brings her boyfriend home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:20:16 No.794209193 >Your daughter brings home her asian boyfriend for the first time How do you react to her being a race traitor? 79 KB JPG 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:23:52 No.794209336 I'm fine with it. Smart, high earners : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:26:06 No.794209415 I'm ok with it. No n----- at least.
: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:20:16 No.794209193 >Your daughter brings home her asian boyfriend for the first time How do you react to her being a race traitor? 79 KB JPG 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:23:52 No.794209336 I'm fine with it. Smart, high earners : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:26:06 No.794209415 I'm ok with it. No n----- at least.

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Don't look at me | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other JPG 7.3 kB is retarded >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY
Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other JPG 7.3 kB is retarded >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Just don’t Anon! | /r/Greentext

> Be me > Be frequent 4chan user > Use reddit often as well because I don't want to live here my whole life > Post green text > Post it on reddit 28 KB JPG > Sleep.exe > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine > 1.3k upvotes There is no way to succeed on the internet
> Be me > Be frequent 4chan user > Use reddit often as well because I don't want to live here my whole life > Post green text > Post it on reddit 28 KB JPG > Sleep.exe > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine > 1.3k upvotes There is no way to succeed on the internet

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Anon experiences family drama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)21:12:54 No.64116465 >mom moves back in with boyfriend of questionable character who she's broken up with twice already >little brother doesn't want to be around him and doesn't want to go to bf's house at all, only wants to 129 KB PNG see mom when boyfriend isn't around >mom says he's being selfish and regularly guilt trips him on the phone Who's in the wrong here?
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)21:12:54 No.64116465 >mom moves back in with boyfriend of questionable character who she's broken up with twice already >little brother doesn't want to be around him and doesn't want to go to bf's house at all, only wants to 129 KB PNG see mom when boyfriend isn't around >mom says he's being selfish and regularly guilt trips him on the phone Who's in the wrong here?

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Anon discovers a conspiracy | /r/Greentext


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It has begun | /r/Greentext


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Anon and the geneva conventions | /r/Greentext

File: 20210421 230533.png (126 KB, 680x538) UN THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS UN OF 12 AUGUST 1949 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:59:37 No.4266899 >>4266999 >>4267015 >>4267273 > HEY, DON'T SHOOT THAT PARACHUTER. > YOU HAVE TO LET HIM LAND.
File: 20210421 230533.png (126 KB, 680x538) UN THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS UN OF 12 AUGUST 1949 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:59:37 No.4266899 >>4266999 >>4267015 >>4267273 > HEY, DON'T SHOOT THAT PARACHUTER. > YOU HAVE TO LET HIM LAND.

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Anon confronts his past | /r/Greentext

File: 85D5CBA4-704A-4BCF-90CF-E(...).jpg (31 KB, 333x320) O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)07:30:16 No.856657859 >see hot cashier at convenient store MAGNUM XL >desperately want to impress her >walk up to counter >ask for magnum condoms >she actually looks intrigued >turns to take magnums off pegboard >suddenly, old high school bully appears >loudly proclaims he remembers me >asks if i recall gym class together >hot cashier is listening intently >loud bully man leans over counter >whispers to hot cashier >"he's gotta micropenis" >they both look at me snickering TROJAN MAGNUM LARGE BIZE CONDOMB XL LUBRICATED For Contraception Plas STE Pretection >cashier puts magnums back on pegboard >loud bully man grabs box of tampons >hands them to me >"here, anon...take these instead" >hot cashier laughs >look directly at old high school bully >pull out my ten-inch c--- >let it dangle dominantly before him >see cashier's n------ harden >loud bully man stammers in awe >"it...it can't be...it...it can't..." >mfw i got a penis extension in college
File: 85D5CBA4-704A-4BCF-90CF-E(...).jpg (31 KB, 333x320) O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)07:30:16 No.856657859 >see hot cashier at convenient store MAGNUM XL >desperately want to impress her >walk up to counter >ask for magnum condoms >she actually looks intrigued >turns to take magnums off pegboard >suddenly, old high school bully appears >loudly proclaims he remembers me >asks if i recall gym class together >hot cashier is listening intently >loud bully man leans over counter >whispers to hot cashier >"he's gotta micropenis" >they both look at me snickering TROJAN MAGNUM LARGE BIZE CONDOMB XL LUBRICATED For Contraception Plas STE Pretection >cashier puts magnums back on pegboard >loud bully man grabs box of tampons >hands them to me >"here, anon...take these instead" >hot cashier laughs >look directly at old high school bully >pull out my ten-inch c--- >let it dangle dominantly before him >see cashier's n------ harden >loud bully man stammers in awe >"it...it can't be...it...it can't..." >mfw i got a penis extension in college

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Anon has a hyperglycemic crisis and posts to 4chan instead of calling 911 | /r/Greentext

SNICKERS SNICKEiD SNIGKERS DNICRERS DNIGKENT DUKED MED P MLED SNICKERS DNGREID DNIGKERS SNICKER TUL DOCIA P A SACEC MLE CHOCOLATE-PEANUTS CARANE M SNICKERS CandiyWarehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SNIBKENS 7561
SNICKERS SNICKEiD SNIGKERS DNICRERS DNIGKENT DUKED MED P MLED SNICKERS DNGREID DNIGKERS SNICKER TUL DOCIA P A SACEC MLE CHOCOLATE-PEANUTS CARANE M SNICKERS CandiyWarehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SNIBKENS 7561

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Anon on Eriksen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)19:55:12 No.64115578 >Danish footballer gets a heart attack and lose consciousness >everyone is crying, the fans, the players of both teams and the wife >the match ends for this reason >if it happened to you no one would give a s--- or they even happy 62 KB JPG about
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)19:55:12 No.64115578 >Danish footballer gets a heart attack and lose consciousness >everyone is crying, the fans, the players of both teams and the wife >the match ends for this reason >if it happened to you no one would give a s--- or they even happy 62 KB JPG about

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Anon breaks up a fight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:27:41 No.856668639 Tweet >be me Letran James ing.la >Ве сор >Just want to help people >Get a call for a potential knife threat YOU'RE NEXT HACCOUNTABILITY >Arrive on scene and see teen trying to kill another teen 57 KB JPG >Have to shoot >Develop ptsd from having to kill a teen >Will haunt me until I die >Suddenly sportsball man is calling me an a------ >Feelsbadman 45 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:27:41 No.856668639 Tweet >be me Letran James ing.la >Ве сор >Just want to help people >Get a call for a potential knife threat YOU'RE NEXT HACCOUNTABILITY >Arrive on scene and see teen trying to kill another teen 57 KB JPG >Have to shoot >Develop ptsd from having to kill a teen >Will haunt me until I die >Suddenly sportsball man is calling me an a------ >Feelsbadman 45 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon meets a bunch of redditors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)20:32:40 No.62015196 >Be me MIAS JIA >Very retard >Walk past group of zoomers >Here "Yeah, my grandpa's surprisingly based" >Immediately stride over to them >"BASED?! BASED IN WHAT?!" >Immediately turn to me and one EHIAÐ ON 617 KB JPG of them quips "Based in your lack of bitches, I think"
: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)20:32:40 No.62015196 >Be me MIAS JIA >Very retard >Walk past group of zoomers >Here "Yeah, my grandpa's surprisingly based" >Immediately stride over to them >"BASED?! BASED IN WHAT?!" >Immediately turn to me and one EHIAÐ ON 617 KB JPG of them quips "Based in your lack of bitches, I think"

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Anon is a patriot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)08:11:45 No.856659487 Biden f-- triggering thread >be me "To ae e te aurter, te urvive to find aning in the rrering >live in Pittsburgh >gas is now 3.25 a gallon. But they say there's no issue i te >want to build a wooden fence around my house. 23 KB JPG >wood is astronomically more expensive. >conflicts continue to mount around the world. >Democrat politicians won't even vote for the programs Biden ran on >no student loan relief. >highest unemployment in who knows when >us government more worried about sending money overseas rather than helping the people already living here >media and left covering up origins of covid >fauci is a huge f-----, on some 12 monkeys s--- >every politician, from left to right, is more corrupt then the next >media is completely dishonest and will only report what helps their side >etc Trump ain't prez anymore. Convicting him, cutting his head off and pissing down his neck won't solve your problems. What do we do about the current administration and the future? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)08:11:45 No.856659487 Biden f-- triggering thread >be me "To ae e te aurter, te urvive to find aning in the rrering >live in Pittsburgh >gas is now 3.25 a gallon. But they say there's no issue i te >want to build a wooden fence around my house. 23 KB JPG >wood is astronomically more expensive. >conflicts continue to mount around the world. >Democrat politicians won't even vote for the programs Biden ran on >no student loan relief. >highest unemployment in who knows when >us government more worried about sending money overseas rather than helping the people already living here >media and left covering up origins of covid >fauci is a huge f-----, on some 12 monkeys s--- >every politician, from left to right, is more corrupt then the next >media is completely dishonest and will only report what helps their side >etc Trump ain't prez anymore. Convicting him, cutting his head off and pissing down his neck won't solve your problems. What do we do about the current administration and the future? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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