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Anon is losing his religion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)14:01:14 No.856354782 >be me, 21 >meet this hot girl in physics course >easily 9/10 REEEEEE >prof pairs up partners at random >her and I are paired >holyshit.jpg >get to know each other and she's cool, likes my 18 KB GIF music and dark humor >learn she's not a virgin which goes against my Christian morals >tell her l'm down for hand stuff maybe >alone together after class at her apartment >she's sucking my d--- and it feels so f------ good >I have never felt this way before >she wanted to f--- but I said no >she goes on vacation for a week and I use that week to self reflect >I don't want to date someone who isn't pursing God and has had sex guys jerking off doesn't feel the same anymore. Has anyone experienced this? How do I go back to before?
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)14:01:14 No.856354782 >be me, 21 >meet this hot girl in physics course >easily 9/10 REEEEEE >prof pairs up partners at random >her and I are paired >holyshit.jpg >get to know each other and she's cool, likes my 18 KB GIF music and dark humor >learn she's not a virgin which goes against my Christian morals >tell her l'm down for hand stuff maybe >alone together after class at her apartment >she's sucking my d--- and it feels so f------ good >I have never felt this way before >she wanted to f--- but I said no >she goes on vacation for a week and I use that week to self reflect >I don't want to date someone who isn't pursing God and has had sex guys jerking off doesn't feel the same anymore. Has anyone experienced this? How do I go back to before?

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Anon makes a freudian slip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/18(Sun)18:32:41 No.49494835 Dumbest s--- youve said out loud Ir9k/ ? >Be me >Play CSGO >Always tell friends See you f------ c---- later when I get 52 KB JPG offline >Mom heads off to work >Waves goodbye >Wave back >See you later you f------ c--- >mfw
: Anonymous 11/25/18(Sun)18:32:41 No.49494835 Dumbest s--- youve said out loud Ir9k/ ? >Be me >Play CSGO >Always tell friends See you f------ c---- later when I get 52 KB JPG offline >Mom heads off to work >Waves goodbye >Wave back >See you later you f------ c--- >mfw

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Anon realizes something bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:48:39 No.49553714 >the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:48:39 No.49553714 >the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has a problematic son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:37:13 No.64053455 >graduate from college >get a respectful, high paying job >meet your wife >marry and start a family >have a boy and raise him >he becomes 18, has great grades, is going to a good college >he starts posting on 4chan 1-94 466 KB PNG
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:37:13 No.64053455 >graduate from college >get a respectful, high paying job >meet your wife >marry and start a family >have a boy and raise him >he becomes 18, has great grades, is going to a good college >he starts posting on 4chan 1-94 466 KB PNG

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Anon tactically uses the gamerword | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)06:33:24 No.835441659 >be a fren in a discord server Born to Fren >a non fren there >the non fren is super toxic and makes me sad >playing league of legends like always in discord group >we are winning >pretend to laugh at all toxic non 74 KB JPG fren's jokes >he's feeling good >starts being toxic towards enemy team >i laugh and say over voice >now is the time i strike >"call their adc a n-----" >he laughs and calls them n----- >report him after the game with a support ticket >next day in discord >he is freaking out >his account has been perma banned >he had a beta account and had the retail skins >non fren deleted
: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)06:33:24 No.835441659 >be a fren in a discord server Born to Fren >a non fren there >the non fren is super toxic and makes me sad >playing league of legends like always in discord group >we are winning >pretend to laugh at all toxic non 74 KB JPG fren's jokes >he's feeling good >starts being toxic towards enemy team >i laugh and say over voice >now is the time i strike >"call their adc a n-----" >he laughs and calls them n----- >report him after the game with a support ticket >next day in discord >he is freaking out >his account has been perma banned >he had a beta account and had the retail skins >non fren deleted

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Anon wants /b/ to name their band | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:29:48 No.777362751 Okolla name_our_band.jpg 67 KB JPG Hey /b/ name our band : Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:31:29 No.777362870 >>777362751 (OP) # What Direction >>777362905 # >>777365720 # >>777365858 # >>777366089 # >>777366580 #
: Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:29:48 No.777362751 Okolla name_our_band.jpg 67 KB JPG Hey /b/ name our band : Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:31:29 No.777362870 >>777362751 (OP) # What Direction >>777362905 # >>777365720 # >>777365858 # >>777366089 # >>777366580 #

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Anon has a fart bottle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-03-31 02:55:17 Post No.27522204 [Report] Quoted by: >>27522338 >>27522541 File: image.jpg (65 KB, 600x760) Image search: [igdb] [SauceNao] [Google] image.jpg >obsessed with all things fart related since 16 >keep an empty liquor bottle under my bed >rip farts into it daily >huff it like spray paint while I j------- >do this for years >don't even imagine it's girls farts anymore >purely associate the scent with pleasure >the high is pretty sweet too >23 now >come home from work one day >uh... anon..? >what >w-- was in that empty bottle under your bed >play dumb >because it said scotch but it didn't smell like scotch. Didn't smell like scotch at all >mfw I inadvertently made my mom smell 7 years worth of my j------ farts
Anonymous 2016-03-31 02:55:17 Post No.27522204 [Report] Quoted by: >>27522338 >>27522541 File: image.jpg (65 KB, 600x760) Image search: [igdb] [SauceNao] [Google] image.jpg >obsessed with all things fart related since 16 >keep an empty liquor bottle under my bed >rip farts into it daily >huff it like spray paint while I j------- >do this for years >don't even imagine it's girls farts anymore >purely associate the scent with pleasure >the high is pretty sweet too >23 now >come home from work one day >uh... anon..? >what >w-- was in that empty bottle under your bed >play dumb >because it said scotch but it didn't smell like scotch. Didn't smell like scotch at all >mfw I inadvertently made my mom smell 7 years worth of my j------ farts

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Ben Shapiro discovers Grindr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:53:15 No.64048017 >Lets say, hypothetically, you download Grindr. >So, naturally, you open it and make a profile. >Speaking logically, what is your next step? >As we assume you are a rational 123 KB JPG person seeking ends, you presumably downloaded the app for its purpose. >The purpose of this app, it is clear, is to get TOPPED. >Does it not follow then that you should go on Grindr and get TOPPED?
: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:53:15 No.64048017 >Lets say, hypothetically, you download Grindr. >So, naturally, you open it and make a profile. >Speaking logically, what is your next step? >As we assume you are a rational 123 KB JPG person seeking ends, you presumably downloaded the app for its purpose. >The purpose of this app, it is clear, is to get TOPPED. >Does it not follow then that you should go on Grindr and get TOPPED?

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anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

06/08/21(Tue)06:54:49 No.64052548 : Anonymous >meet girl slightly more polite than IN USE usual >imagine my first kiss with her >imagine my first intercourse with her >imagine our family What is this phenomenon called? SUICIDE BOOTH 125 KB GIF ITT: We discuss our crushes. 06/08/21(Tue)06:58:53 No.64052581 : Anonymous >>64052548 (OP)# >What is this phenomenon called? loneliness
06/08/21(Tue)06:54:49 No.64052548 : Anonymous >meet girl slightly more polite than IN USE usual >imagine my first kiss with her >imagine my first intercourse with her >imagine our family What is this phenomenon called? SUICIDE BOOTH 125 KB GIF ITT: We discuss our crushes. 06/08/21(Tue)06:58:53 No.64052581 : Anonymous >>64052548 (OP)# >What is this phenomenon called? loneliness

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Anon is smart | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/18(Mon)20:46:07 No.48462004 >be me >use both 4chan and reddit >import my greentext from 4chan to reddit >get upvoted >profit 128 KB PNG
onymous 10/01/18(Mon)20:46:07 No.48462004 >be me >use both 4chan and reddit >import my greentext from 4chan to reddit >get upvoted >profit 128 KB PNG

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Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)23:59:17 No.856312814 >be me >get extremely drunk at friend's birthday >i get my ass out of there around ЗАМ >had to walk to the main street for 335 KB JPG the next two hours >i was never really attracted to men (maybe some femboys or traps cause they are feminine) >during these 2 hours I got so horny that I installed grindr and was a bit away from visiting some random dude and getting f----- by him, managed to get a hold of my sanity, but I was still horny after coming back home regardless >the shame and humiliation about my actions kicked in around evening >it's been a couple days and I get more urges to install grindr again and get f----- by some dude with a big c--- Should I oppose my inner demons or become one of the f------? It's getting harder and harder with each day no matter how many times I bust my c---.
: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)23:59:17 No.856312814 >be me >get extremely drunk at friend's birthday >i get my ass out of there around ЗАМ >had to walk to the main street for 335 KB JPG the next two hours >i was never really attracted to men (maybe some femboys or traps cause they are feminine) >during these 2 hours I got so horny that I installed grindr and was a bit away from visiting some random dude and getting f----- by him, managed to get a hold of my sanity, but I was still horny after coming back home regardless >the shame and humiliation about my actions kicked in around evening >it's been a couple days and I get more urges to install grindr again and get f----- by some dude with a big c--- Should I oppose my inner demons or become one of the f------? It's getting harder and harder with each day no matter how many times I bust my c---.

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Anon Goes Outside | /r/Greentext

File: huh.png (106 KB, 612x491) O Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)01:53:00 No.856341029 [Reply] >be me >parents always nagging at me >"go outside anon" >"touch some grass anon" >go outside and touch some grass >feelsnice.jpg >wonder what it tastes like >"w-- anon" >no longer allowed outside It's a lose-lose world, /b/ros.
File: huh.png (106 KB, 612x491) O Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)01:53:00 No.856341029 [Reply] >be me >parents always nagging at me >"go outside anon" >"touch some grass anon" >go outside and touch some grass >feelsnice.jpg >wonder what it tastes like >"w-- anon" >no longer allowed outside It's a lose-lose world, /b/ros.

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Anon’s dad probably has the tism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)23:28:54 No.63225053 >having coffee on street with my dad >pair of girls of questionable age walk by >one is in a bikini >dad says 'very nice' in a Borat voice >one girl hears and looks visibly disgusted I think my dad might be a massive autist
Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)23:28:54 No.63225053 >having coffee on street with my dad >pair of girls of questionable age walk by >one is in a bikini >dad says 'very nice' in a Borat voice >one girl hears and looks visibly disgusted I think my dad might be a massive autist

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Anon explains the rules of the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/20(Mon)15:24:15 No.139971074 Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I
: Anonymous 09/28/20(Mon)15:24:15 No.139971074 Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I

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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire >smells like when we used to ORISTA napalm the g---- >flip steak >top side of steak is branded with 100 KB JPG Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.
: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire >smells like when we used to ORISTA napalm the g---- >flip steak >top side of steak is branded with 100 KB JPG Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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Anon meets God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/20(Tue)01:28:31 No.58340533 >be me >christian >have 3.5 peener >gf wanted sex >told her the big NO >gf breaks up 150 KB JPG >drive home sad >got into car accident >went to heaven >meet god >God shakes my hand >he whispered >"mah n----" >i smiled >sent back to earth
: Anonymous 05/26/20(Tue)01:28:31 No.58340533 >be me >christian >have 3.5 peener >gf wanted sex >told her the big NO >gf breaks up 150 KB JPG >drive home sad >got into car accident >went to heaven >meet god >God shakes my hand >he whispered >"mah n----" >i smiled >sent back to earth

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Anon likes Jojo | /r/Greentext

> be me jojo-tard > read some of the manga from pt.1 > think hamon is real, decide to try it. > breath real hard, almost pass out > try to play fight with my autistic older 89 KB JPG brother > punch him in the gut > tardstrength.mp4 > punches me square in the jaw > go to dentist, they tell me i need fake teeth as most are broken > ask if they ever come out > "when your big boy teeth grow in!" > walk out of the dentist office trip and break the fake teeth.
> be me jojo-tard > read some of the manga from pt.1 > think hamon is real, decide to try it. > breath real hard, almost pass out > try to play fight with my autistic older 89 KB JPG brother > punch him in the gut > tardstrength.mp4 > punches me square in the jaw > go to dentist, they tell me i need fake teeth as most are broken > ask if they ever come out > "when your big boy teeth grow in!" > walk out of the dentist office trip and break the fake teeth.

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Anon debates on which language to learn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UQnqWT1N )L What language should people le(...) 06/07/21(Mon)19:28:10 No.12898750 >German pros: hitlers language. cons: f------ composed words and gutural sounds. >French Pros: women like it. 36 KB JPG Cons:women like it and sounds like someone is gagging on a d--- >Italian. pros: easy to learn and has a rythm that anyone can learn. cons: you look very stupid trying to replicate accents. >russian/ukranian pros: you can talk with the prettiest females in the world with this. cons:you need to learn another alphabet debatable: easy to pronounce if you can roll your tongue like romance speakers, but as a native english speaker it would be harder. >chinese pros: you would communicate to your future overlords and ask for mercy cons: is ching chong and ping pong all day.
: Anonymous (ID: UQnqWT1N )L What language should people le(...) 06/07/21(Mon)19:28:10 No.12898750 >German pros: hitlers language. cons: f------ composed words and gutural sounds. >French Pros: women like it. 36 KB JPG Cons:women like it and sounds like someone is gagging on a d--- >Italian. pros: easy to learn and has a rythm that anyone can learn. cons: you look very stupid trying to replicate accents. >russian/ukranian pros: you can talk with the prettiest females in the world with this. cons:you need to learn another alphabet debatable: easy to pronounce if you can roll your tongue like romance speakers, but as a native english speaker it would be harder. >chinese pros: you would communicate to your future overlords and ask for mercy cons: is ching chong and ping pong all day.

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Anon is a school pooper | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)03:25:52 No.856345759 >senior year in hs >take a s--- in the school toilets every morning during first class >pass by the janitor everytime >mfw he knows it's me who nearly clogs the toilet every morning >mfw he avoids my stare everytime Tell me your sigmale success stories below
Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)03:25:52 No.856345759 >senior year in hs >take a s--- in the school toilets every morning during first class >pass by the janitor everytime >mfw he knows it's me who nearly clogs the toilet every morning >mfw he avoids my stare everytime Tell me your sigmale success stories below

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Anon Takes a Sexy Shower | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 787170054 36 min. ago 0. >be me 15 >Parents don't give a f--- about me, I have nothing to do, so I spend most of my time bumming around with other loser friends >One day at skate park, piss off some older dudes, my friends bail on me and I get jumped >They take my wallet and snap my board >l'm walking home head hung low, ripped shirt broken board >Friends qt older sister is driving by and sees 83.3 kB JPG me >Pulls over >"OMG anon what happened" Tell her, she invited me over to get cleaned up >We get there, she whipes blood off my face, starts telling me how mad she is that those assholes did what they did to me >Starts to massage me >Boner activated >Hey anon why dont you take a shower and clean up your scrapes >l agree, she brings me to the bathroom, starts undressing me, her hand brushes on my boner >Giggles, "ooh anon, a little excited are we?" >Tells me to get in the shower, tells me she'll be right back >lm washing off, see the door start to crack open >See eye peering in at me >Feeling bold, "why dont you come join me you little slut" >Voice booms "don't mind if I do!" >Her dad runs in and f---- the s--- out of my ass and then leaves me broken on the shower floor
Anonymous | 787170054 36 min. ago 0. >be me 15 >Parents don't give a f--- about me, I have nothing to do, so I spend most of my time bumming around with other loser friends >One day at skate park, piss off some older dudes, my friends bail on me and I get jumped >They take my wallet and snap my board >l'm walking home head hung low, ripped shirt broken board >Friends qt older sister is driving by and sees 83.3 kB JPG me >Pulls over >"OMG anon what happened" Tell her, she invited me over to get cleaned up >We get there, she whipes blood off my face, starts telling me how mad she is that those assholes did what they did to me >Starts to massage me >Boner activated >Hey anon why dont you take a shower and clean up your scrapes >l agree, she brings me to the bathroom, starts undressing me, her hand brushes on my boner >Giggles, "ooh anon, a little excited are we?" >Tells me to get in the shower, tells me she'll be right back >lm washing off, see the door start to crack open >See eye peering in at me >Feeling bold, "why dont you come join me you little slut" >Voice booms "don't mind if I do!" >Her dad runs in and f---- the s--- out of my ass and then leaves me broken on the shower floor

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