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: Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)14:17:47 No.799888486 > Be me > Goes downstairs to the condo's gym > 9/10 girl on one of the treadmills > Says hi > Hops on the other treadmill 22 KB JPG besides her > She's perfect: 1.60m / mid to large boobs / brunette > We're both running and share some glances > She finishes her exercise > Smiles at me before leaving and says "goodbye" > feelsgoodman.jpg I've seen other girls there, but your average 5 or 6/10. Never such perfection. : Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)14:19:22 No.799888586 >>799888486 (OP) # Break into her house and c-- in her shampoo
: Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)14:17:47 No.799888486 > Be me > Goes downstairs to the condo's gym > 9/10 girl on one of the treadmills > Says hi > Hops on the other treadmill 22 KB JPG besides her > She's perfect: 1.60m / mid to large boobs / brunette > We're both running and share some glances > She finishes her exercise > Smiles at me before leaving and says "goodbye" > feelsgoodman.jpg I've seen other girls there, but your average 5 or 6/10. Never such perfection. : Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)14:19:22 No.799888586 >>799888486 (OP) # Break into her house and c-- in her shampoo

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Anon watches the first ever movie | /r/Greentext

WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA W-- ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"
WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA W-- ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Anon experiences a glitch in the matrix | /r/Greentext

: noko...also the game 09/29/17(Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #
: noko...also the game 09/29/17(Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Anon is definitely gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)16:21:32 No.63913432 >You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an incel. -the flash What does this mean? He told me in my dream lastnight. 54 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)16:22:37 No.63913438 >>63913432 (OP) # >dreams of the flash probably means you're gay
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)16:21:32 No.63913432 >You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an incel. -the flash What does this mean? He told me in my dream lastnight. 54 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)16:22:37 No.63913438 >>63913432 (OP) # >dreams of the flash probably means you're gay

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well, what are your expectations? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)19:06:45 No.28723600 >24 hours left before US intelligence agencies fully disclose what they've been hiding about UFO's What are your expectations in the upcoming report? 14 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)19:35:53 No.28723821 WE WUZ KANGZ! >>28723600 (OP) # >What are your expectations in the upcoming report? That jews are from space, jesus was a hologram and the world is run by black people who have been plotting for millennia to NO. YOU WERE D--- WRSHERS 89 KB JPG wash everyone's d--- at the same time!
: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)19:06:45 No.28723600 >24 hours left before US intelligence agencies fully disclose what they've been hiding about UFO's What are your expectations in the upcoming report? 14 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)19:35:53 No.28723821 WE WUZ KANGZ! >>28723600 (OP) # >What are your expectations in the upcoming report? That jews are from space, jesus was a hologram and the world is run by black people who have been plotting for millennia to NO. YOU WERE D--- WRSHERS 89 KB JPG wash everyone's d--- at the same time!

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anon got a bonzi buddy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes
: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Anon faces a dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)17:09:02 No.81037388 File: 1599847139726.jpg (22 KB, 720x720) No Signall since i can't get a new gpu right now should i get a cat instead?
Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)17:09:02 No.81037388 File: 1599847139726.jpg (22 KB, 720x720) No Signall since i can't get a new gpu right now should i get a cat instead?

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Anon scores friend’s sister | /r/Greentext

>at friend's place >both of us pretty autistic >start arguing and eventually sperg out over trivial s--- >he shoves me 33 KB JPG >l oversell it purpose >on floor >his older sister pops up and stands above me >asks me if Im okay >tell her ye it was just a joke >got a good peek of her panties under her skirt >ffw basically I had sex with her see ya later virgins
>at friend's place >both of us pretty autistic >start arguing and eventually sperg out over trivial s--- >he shoves me 33 KB JPG >l oversell it purpose >on floor >his older sister pops up and stands above me >asks me if Im okay >tell her ye it was just a joke >got a good peek of her panties under her skirt >ffw basically I had sex with her see ya later virgins

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Anon lives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)04:15:15 No.855808886 >be me >be born >live >die >be me 69 KB JPG >be born >live >die >be me >be born >live >... >wait >why does this all feel so familiar >google "hinduism reincarnation" >"In Hinduism the process of birth and rebirth-i.e., transmigration of souls-is endless until one achieves moksha, or liberation (literally “release") from that process. Moksha is achieved when one realizes that the eternal core of the individual (atman) and the Absolute reality (brahman) are one." >i feel liberated >i have achieved moksha >i am ready to move on >get text from mahadeva, the highest of all gods >"that doesn't f------ count, f-----. you don't get to achieve moksha just by googling it." >die >be me >be born >live >die
: Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)04:15:15 No.855808886 >be me >be born >live >die >be me 69 KB JPG >be born >live >die >be me >be born >live >... >wait >why does this all feel so familiar >google "hinduism reincarnation" >"In Hinduism the process of birth and rebirth-i.e., transmigration of souls-is endless until one achieves moksha, or liberation (literally “release") from that process. Moksha is achieved when one realizes that the eternal core of the individual (atman) and the Absolute reality (brahman) are one." >i feel liberated >i have achieved moksha >i am ready to move on >get text from mahadeva, the highest of all gods >"that doesn't f------ count, f-----. you don't get to achieve moksha just by googling it." >die >be me >be born >live >die

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Anon sets his alarm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)17:37:05 No.63394899 >alarm set for 2 hours and 11 minutes from now 324 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)17:37:05 No.63394899 >alarm set for 2 hours and 11 minutes from now 324 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >l start to sweat >Install GIMP >"Umm..what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >l tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school
: Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >l start to sweat >Install GIMP >"Umm..what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >l tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school

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Anon has a flesh of genius. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 16xdxpzz ) EE 05/29/21(Sat)17:27:45 No.12840583 >bone hurting was actually due to climbing >remembered i hadn't had more than a two day break from climbing in weeks >first two day break >bones stop hurting im so smart 38 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: 16xdxpzz ) EE 05/29/21(Sat)17:27:45 No.12840583 >bone hurting was actually due to climbing >remembered i hadn't had more than a two day break from climbing in weeks >first two day break >bones stop hurting im so smart 38 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon just lost.. | /r/Greentext

No. 5207588571 hour ago >>520758591 (OP) one time i was holding in a big s--- the whole match and lost and got so mad i didnt care anymore and shat myself in anger. 22 replies
No. 5207588571 hour ago >>520758591 (OP) one time i was holding in a big s--- the whole match and lost and got so mad i didnt care anymore and shat myself in anger. 22 replies

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Anon experiences the effects of reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/21(Thu)04:59:12 No.848781924 >Create Reddit account >Notice my arms start to get chubbier >Panic as my stomach begins to bulge out >Waddle towards the door >Fingers are too fat to grab the handle >Sit down to catch my breath 686 KB PNG >Body is getting fatter >Hair begins to grown on my neck >Clothes start to rip apart and fall to the floor >Skull starts to reshape, creating a fedora like form atop my head >"Mom help me!" >Mom enters the room >"Anon, what's going on!?" >"I'm.. I'm a big chungus!" >Mom bursts into tears >l'm now a redditor 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/04/21(Thu)04:59:12 No.848781924 >Create Reddit account >Notice my arms start to get chubbier >Panic as my stomach begins to bulge out >Waddle towards the door >Fingers are too fat to grab the handle >Sit down to catch my breath 686 KB PNG >Body is getting fatter >Hair begins to grown on my neck >Clothes start to rip apart and fall to the floor >Skull starts to reshape, creating a fedora like form atop my head >"Mom help me!" >Mom enters the room >"Anon, what's going on!?" >"I'm.. I'm a big chungus!" >Mom bursts into tears >l'm now a redditor 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon makes money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy money >remember hearing about girls 19 KB PNG selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable
: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy money >remember hearing about girls 19 KB PNG selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable

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Anon's an e-girl | /r/Greentext

>be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos > ТCАР. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his “pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl
>be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos > ТCАР. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his “pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl

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Anon’s experience in marketing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:00:00 No.855748035 OL THE BTE MEAL THE SEEME Sweet Cv Obtss.jpg 76 KB JPG >be me >somehow get into a high marketing position at mcdonalds, i'm young so i can help market to kids and such >hear about bts and their crazy ass fans "Hey CoAnon, hear about those BTS kids?" >we share a laugh after he looked up what bts stan twitter is >joke about a mcdonalds bts meal >it turns into a running joke in the office >boss hears about it >he wants me in the office >w--.exe "You've got a great idea, teaming up with that boy-band was a good idea, Anon" >3 or 4 weeks later >get back from my vacation days >get my complementary maccas at the front office >it's bts themed i think i want to kill myself
: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:00:00 No.855748035 OL THE BTE MEAL THE SEEME Sweet Cv Obtss.jpg 76 KB JPG >be me >somehow get into a high marketing position at mcdonalds, i'm young so i can help market to kids and such >hear about bts and their crazy ass fans "Hey CoAnon, hear about those BTS kids?" >we share a laugh after he looked up what bts stan twitter is >joke about a mcdonalds bts meal >it turns into a running joke in the office >boss hears about it >he wants me in the office >w--.exe "You've got a great idea, teaming up with that boy-band was a good idea, Anon" >3 or 4 weeks later >get back from my vacation days >get my complementary maccas at the front office >it's bts themed i think i want to kill myself

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Anon is a criminal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)23:46:13 No.855793548 i got a criminal record for having autism >be me >whenever i hear a police siren i start running so people think im cool and gangsta >july of last year 84 KB JPG >hear police siren >do the usual >police turn the corner >see me running looking back over my shoulder >they start chasing me >now im scared because they have guns drawn and I keep going >they catch me easily because im really overweight >they search me and find my sudoku book and laugh at me long story short i got community service for resisting arrest 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)23:46:13 No.855793548 i got a criminal record for having autism >be me >whenever i hear a police siren i start running so people think im cool and gangsta >july of last year 84 KB JPG >hear police siren >do the usual >police turn the corner >see me running looking back over my shoulder >they start chasing me >now im scared because they have guns drawn and I keep going >they catch me easily because im really overweight >they search me and find my sudoku book and laugh at me long story short i got community service for resisting arrest 2 Replies View Thread

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Literally Every Netflix Teen Drama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)06:53:00 No.151576002 >You thinking what im thinking? >Yeah *smiles* >Hard cut to gay a--- sex with spanking and he c--- in his ass 129 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/29/21 (Sat)06:59:19 No.151576201 >welcome to starbucks sir what is your orde- >fade into sex dungeon furry ball torture
: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)06:53:00 No.151576002 >You thinking what im thinking? >Yeah *smiles* >Hard cut to gay a--- sex with spanking and he c--- in his ass 129 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/29/21 (Sat)06:59:19 No.151576201 >welcome to starbucks sir what is your orde- >fade into sex dungeon furry ball torture

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