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Anon is pretty normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)21:39:11 No.63904232 >21 years of age >still imagine myself in imaginary scenarios all the time (zombie apocalypse, action movie) >when l'm alone literally talk and SO THROW H A P ING SPARE act like I'm in said scenario 59 KB JPG am la manchild or just autistic
: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)21:39:11 No.63904232 >21 years of age >still imagine myself in imaginary scenarios all the time (zombie apocalypse, action movie) >when l'm alone literally talk and SO THROW H A P ING SPARE act like I'm in said scenario 59 KB JPG am la manchild or just autistic

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Anon celebrates New Year | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >l think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >l think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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Anons about to take vaccine | /r/Greentext

Vaccine story thread. I'll start: >be me >18 yo retard >Goes to get Covid vaccine >Pfizer >Talks to the receptionist to fill the paperwork >QUICK WE NEED SOMEBODY HERE! >What? >See a dude getting a reaction after getting a shot >Oh_fuck.png >Ambulance is called for the dude and he gets taken away >nurse looks at me >Are you still going to take the vaccine? >uhhhhhh.jpeg I ended up taking the vaccine and I'm still alive but still that s--- was kind of scary. I hope the dude gets out of that alive h-------- he just stopped moving and dropped. 2 REPLIES Anonymous 5 minutes ago 855601767 >>855601667 (OP) nice blogpost china
Vaccine story thread. I'll start: >be me >18 yo retard >Goes to get Covid vaccine >Pfizer >Talks to the receptionist to fill the paperwork >QUICK WE NEED SOMEBODY HERE! >What? >See a dude getting a reaction after getting a shot >Oh_fuck.png >Ambulance is called for the dude and he gets taken away >nurse looks at me >Are you still going to take the vaccine? >uhhhhhh.jpeg I ended up taking the vaccine and I'm still alive but still that s--- was kind of scary. I hope the dude gets out of that alive h-------- he just stopped moving and dropped. 2 REPLIES Anonymous 5 minutes ago 855601767 >>855601667 (OP) nice blogpost china

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Anon was a cool kid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)19:47:39 No.63902322 >be me at highschool >cool kid >friends with popular kids >girls talk to me Give Up! >wel| liked and remembered >good grades >parents love me >be me now 辛サーアップI 16 KB JPG >furry >diaper lover >femboy >alone >parents dead Why did everything have to go so wrong 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)19:48:57 No.63902346 >>63902322 (OP) # you tell me dude, just stop being a f-- lol
: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)19:47:39 No.63902322 >be me at highschool >cool kid >friends with popular kids >girls talk to me Give Up! >wel| liked and remembered >good grades >parents love me >be me now 辛サーアップI 16 KB JPG >furry >diaper lover >femboy >alone >parents dead Why did everything have to go so wrong 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)19:48:57 No.63902346 >>63902322 (OP) # you tell me dude, just stop being a f-- lol

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Anon is an anti-vaxxer | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext


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Anon is... You know the deal. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm not gay but... 05/29/21(Sat)20:24:20 No.63903121 >l'm not gay or asexual or other b------- but... i think vaginas look f------ disgusting. it's basically just layers of meat with a mini-d--- (clit) inside. 27 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)20:26:46 No.63903160 >>63903121 (OP) # Anon, don't keep yourself closeted. June is near, that's the perfect time for you to admit you are a raging homosexual. 115 KB JPG
: Anonymous I'm not gay but... 05/29/21(Sat)20:24:20 No.63903121 >l'm not gay or asexual or other b------- but... i think vaginas look f------ disgusting. it's basically just layers of meat with a mini-d--- (clit) inside. 27 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)20:26:46 No.63903160 >>63903121 (OP) # Anon, don't keep yourself closeted. June is near, that's the perfect time for you to admit you are a raging homosexual. 115 KB JPG

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Anon lives with his parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)19:32:27 No.63901258 s >live with parents ARE YOU TRY- ING TO MAKE ME CRY !? >work 48 hours a week >finally its the weekend >boomer dad is semi-retired >literally works for fun >knocked down a wall just to start 296 KB JPG rebuilding it >doing it today >on saturday >tells me that i have to join in >calls me lazy for wanting to relax at the weekend >tells me i can be lazy once i move out and that if i want food i have to help boomers are sadistic i already pay rent i cant wait to get a mortgage
: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)19:32:27 No.63901258 s >live with parents ARE YOU TRY- ING TO MAKE ME CRY !? >work 48 hours a week >finally its the weekend >boomer dad is semi-retired >literally works for fun >knocked down a wall just to start 296 KB JPG rebuilding it >doing it today >on saturday >tells me that i have to join in >calls me lazy for wanting to relax at the weekend >tells me i can be lazy once i move out and that if i want food i have to help boomers are sadistic i already pay rent i cant wait to get a mortgage

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Anon The Well-Armed Manlet | /r/Greentext

Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me and s--- 25 KB JPG >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again |
Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me and s--- 25 KB JPG >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again |

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Fishy gets food | /r/Greentext

brainlet koi 2.jpg 103 KB JPG >>2936664 # yaay pelleds
brainlet koi 2.jpg 103 KB JPG >>2936664 # yaay pelleds

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Anon has a request | /r/Greentext


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Anon attempted suicide | /r/Greentext


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Anon is the protagonist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)21:13:33 No.149822348 >21 seasons in >main character still has no girlfriend, motivation, or interests besides video games >stays in his room all day shitposting on a basket weaving forum 126 KB JPG What the f--- were the directors thinking?
: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)21:13:33 No.149822348 >21 seasons in >main character still has no girlfriend, motivation, or interests besides video games >stays in his room all day shitposting on a basket weaving forum 126 KB JPG What the f--- were the directors thinking?

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Anon is lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)08:00:53 No.63894919 >one chance at life >get the bestest kitty cat in the whole wide world 42 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)08:00:53 No.63894919 >one chance at life >get the bestest kitty cat in the whole wide world 42 KB PNG

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Anon realizes design flaws | /r/Greentext

>physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference 125 KB JPG >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?
>physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference 125 KB JPG >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?

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Anon is an arsonist | /r/Greentext

D Anon is an arsonist Anonymous 19/04/02(Tue)21:46 No. 3421 (Reply] File 155423436523.jpg - (144.36KB , 1000x847, VZGYWFO.jpg) >be me >working at chick-fil-a >doing a promo where you get a free entree or a meal for looking like a cow (costume=meal, tshirt=entree) >been super busy >tired as f--- >finaly it cools down a bit >landwhale and her daughter come up, they order 2 #1meals and diet(offcourse) cocke >give it to them for free >confusion.mp4 >say we "are doing a promo" and point to the sign >they walk away hàppy, oblivious to the fourth degree burn that just went down >mfw
D Anon is an arsonist Anonymous 19/04/02(Tue)21:46 No. 3421 (Reply] File 155423436523.jpg - (144.36KB , 1000x847, VZGYWFO.jpg) >be me >working at chick-fil-a >doing a promo where you get a free entree or a meal for looking like a cow (costume=meal, tshirt=entree) >been super busy >tired as f--- >finaly it cools down a bit >landwhale and her daughter come up, they order 2 #1meals and diet(offcourse) cocke >give it to them for free >confusion.mp4 >say we "are doing a promo" and point to the sign >they walk away hàppy, oblivious to the fourth degree burn that just went down >mfw

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Anon hacks the system | /r/Greentext

>go to club >pretend to be bisexual >retarded females think gays are "cute" >get several girls talking to me at once 4 KB JPG >go back to their place >"show us how you guys f---" >f--- every girl there in the ass >get dressed and leave
>go to club >pretend to be bisexual >retarded females think gays are "cute" >get several girls talking to me at once 4 KB JPG >go back to their place >"show us how you guys f---" >f--- every girl there in the ass >get dressed and leave

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Anon motivates his peers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.
: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.

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Anon is a woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 797920032 Vor 1 Min. •.. >Be me >Weak pathetic excuse for a man >Wanted to be a professional athlete all my life >Turned down everywhere I try >Start to come to terms with the fact that l'll never achieve my dream >2019 rolls around 55,2 kB JPG >Diversity PC nightmare >"But wait, I can use this to my advantage!" >sexchange.jpg >Am now a "woman" >Join female sports teams and get them arrested for hate speech if they say no >Beat the s--- out of everyone >Win all championships >Dumbass millenials call me brave and heroic Thanks system, I finally achieved my dream!
Anonymous | 797920032 Vor 1 Min. •.. >Be me >Weak pathetic excuse for a man >Wanted to be a professional athlete all my life >Turned down everywhere I try >Start to come to terms with the fact that l'll never achieve my dream >2019 rolls around 55,2 kB JPG >Diversity PC nightmare >"But wait, I can use this to my advantage!" >sexchange.jpg >Am now a "woman" >Join female sports teams and get them arrested for hate speech if they say no >Beat the s--- out of everyone >Win all championships >Dumbass millenials call me brave and heroic Thanks system, I finally achieved my dream!

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