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| Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:37:56 No.483230194 >be me >9 at the time >playing luigi's mansion for the first time >get to the piano ghost melody >develop crush on her 21 KB JPG >force parents to buy me a keyboard and take me to piano lessons >eventually get really good at it >ffw 3 years >playing the piano at some department store while waiting for my mom to finish shopping >girl from my school sees me "wow anon i didn't know you played that good" >turns out she's also a piano f-- >get her number fuckyeah.jpg >ffw to today >still with her >going to college >probably gonna major in music >mfw this all started cuz i had a crush on some ghost bitch from luigi's mansion thanks luigi
| Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:37:56 No.483230194 >be me >9 at the time >playing luigi's mansion for the first time >get to the piano ghost melody >develop crush on her 21 KB JPG >force parents to buy me a keyboard and take me to piano lessons >eventually get really good at it >ffw 3 years >playing the piano at some department store while waiting for my mom to finish shopping >girl from my school sees me "wow anon i didn't know you played that good" >turns out she's also a piano f-- >get her number fuckyeah.jpg >ffw to today >still with her >going to college >probably gonna major in music >mfw this all started cuz i had a crush on some ghost bitch from luigi's mansion thanks luigi

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Anon had a weird dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)09:04:21 No.28673243 I got a run in with a possible dream demoness too. >be me >about 10 >wake up in bed, middle of the night >room is brightly lit while it should've been pitch black (my mom works nights, I sleep in her bed) >there's a pretty lady in a red dress in the foot of the bed >asks me to sit beside her >i am compelled to do it >she shows me how to sex, i finally learn that the belly button is not a sex organ >teaches me how to rub my pee pee >at the end she puts the red dress on me >i go and pleasure myself in bed >i realize i'm in her body now >orgasm and wakeup >start crossdressing the very next week That f----- me up from a very early age. >>28674843 #
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)09:04:21 No.28673243 I got a run in with a possible dream demoness too. >be me >about 10 >wake up in bed, middle of the night >room is brightly lit while it should've been pitch black (my mom works nights, I sleep in her bed) >there's a pretty lady in a red dress in the foot of the bed >asks me to sit beside her >i am compelled to do it >she shows me how to sex, i finally learn that the belly button is not a sex organ >teaches me how to rub my pee pee >at the end she puts the red dress on me >i go and pleasure myself in bed >i realize i'm in her body now >orgasm and wakeup >start crossdressing the very next week That f----- me up from a very early age. >>28674843 #

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Anon has an art class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Best trip ever 09/24/18(Mon)13:02:20 No.48316602 >be me 17yr old >in italy with my art class >so hot you melt on the pavement >genius teacher decides to make us climb a goddamn vulcano >a 3 hours walk >right before we start my shoelaces decides to f--- with each other 997 KB PNG >smash myself so hard on the ground like the little s--- i am >ithurt.jpg >start to bleed a s--- ton from my knee >ohfuck.jpg >bitch teacher sees this and think im not capable to climb the f------ vulcano from hell >hell no im doing this >start to climb and teacher still bitching around >tell me i can't do it and makes fun of me >still bleeding and in lot of pain >one hour later the guide stops us >say that the teacher is slowing us down >mfw she has to leave >mfw when i make it to the top
: Anonymous Best trip ever 09/24/18(Mon)13:02:20 No.48316602 >be me 17yr old >in italy with my art class >so hot you melt on the pavement >genius teacher decides to make us climb a goddamn vulcano >a 3 hours walk >right before we start my shoelaces decides to f--- with each other 997 KB PNG >smash myself so hard on the ground like the little s--- i am >ithurt.jpg >start to bleed a s--- ton from my knee >ohfuck.jpg >bitch teacher sees this and think im not capable to climb the f------ vulcano from hell >hell no im doing this >start to climb and teacher still bitching around >tell me i can't do it and makes fun of me >still bleeding and in lot of pain >one hour later the guide stops us >say that the teacher is slowing us down >mfw she has to leave >mfw when i make it to the top

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Anon buys a fur coat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 64Alc1j5 A 11/28/17(Tue)18:10:31 No.3117772 >be me >at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC >wife wants to buy a fur coat >drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png >look outside to front of store and see a 55 KB JPG guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse >looks like a real f------ skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off >employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers >get a brillliant f------ idea >find the most expensive coat in the entire store >coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars >tell wife to try it on "you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?" >tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it) >wife puts on coat, and we walk outside >store owner is looking at us from the inside of store >libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood >coat is absolutely ruined >i tackle him to ground >store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store >they call the cops >he has to pay the store back for the coat >mfw i probably just made this guy homeless
: Anonymous (ID: 64Alc1j5 A 11/28/17(Tue)18:10:31 No.3117772 >be me >at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC >wife wants to buy a fur coat >drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png >look outside to front of store and see a 55 KB JPG guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse >looks like a real f------ skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off >employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers >get a brillliant f------ idea >find the most expensive coat in the entire store >coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars >tell wife to try it on "you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?" >tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it) >wife puts on coat, and we walk outside >store owner is looking at us from the inside of store >libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood >coat is absolutely ruined >i tackle him to ground >store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store >they call the cops >he has to pay the store back for the coat >mfw i probably just made this guy homeless

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Anon likes his boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon is rarded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread Memecenter.com
: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread Memecenter.com

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NO WAYY!!! | /r/Greentext

Fit Width - Expand Images File: 1335163350 jpg-(80 KB, 640x480, 0423120237.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 5TDGYS81) 04/23/12(Mon)02:42:30 No.395218538 Are you ready for this? [-1O Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:43:26 No.395218672 File: 1335163406.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120237a.jpg) Here T-D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:01 No.395218745 File: 1335163441.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120238. jpg) GO! [-) D Anonymous (ID: Q7IECA27) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:35 No.395218841 File: 1335163475 jpg-(45 KB, 640x352, 005961. jpg) MOTHER OF GOD [-1D Anonymous (ID: TZghhEW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:18 No.395218939 File: 1335163518. png-(250 KB, 518x394, 366. png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: VCtZ89Z) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:39 No.395218985 File: 1335163539 gif (1.39 MB, 240x252, adsfasdadfad cffa gif) NO F------ WAY [-1D Anonymous (ID: OugZWYUC) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:48 No.395219002 File: 1335163548 jpg-(10 KB, 247x248, 02/25/12, 57 days old) where the f--- did the quarter go? [-)D Anonymous (ID: u10/ytx9) 04/23/12(Mon)02:48:15 No. 395219369 File: 1335163695 jpg-(36 KB, 446x337, 08/13/11, 253 days old) I-1D Anonymous (ID: EN5owkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:50:34 No.395219709 File: 1335163834. jpg-(62 KB, 640x480, 04231202377.jpg) SHAZAM [-10 Anonymous (ID: yrzgyKBL) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:00 No.395219771 File: 1335163860 .jpg-(56 KB, 400x309, 11. jpg) [-)D Anonymous (ID: 9omot+Ee) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:36 No.395219858 >>395219709 HOLY F------ SHITI ITS BACKI T-1D Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:28 No.395220284 File: 1335164068 jpg-(7 KB, 240x249, 08/05/09, 992 days old) [-10 Anonymous (ID: C218AXEA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:58 No.395220363 File: 1335164098.jpg-(18 KB, 265x283, 5-jazzz.jpg) dude. [-1D Anonymous (ID: VihMxb8P) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:22 No.395220421 File: 1335164122. png-(240 KB, 435x419. jbfuckingrocking.png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:27 No.395220436 File: 1335164127 ipg-(64 KB, 640x480, 0423120237aa jpg) The magic word is. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:56:55 No.395220657 File: 1335164215 jpg-(101 KB, 640x480, 0423120252. jpg) Wait, what the f---? [-10 Anonymous (ID: jpkv28xe) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:39 No.395221213 File: 1335164439.ipg-(41 KB, 401x450, 11/08/11, 166 days old) OH SWEET JESUS [-)D Anonymous (ID: uMBrIOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:50 No.395221246 File: 1335164450.jpg-(9 KB, 247x252, 01/06/11, 472 days old) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS S--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:01:53 No.395221418 File: 1335164513.jpg-(94 KB, 640x480, 0423120259.jpg) Last trick guys [-JD Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:03:54 No.395221738 File: 1335164634 jpg-(87 KB, 640x480, 0423120259a.jpg) What is the magic word? [-1D Anonymous (ID: MygsjrY) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:00 No.395221896 >>395221738 C---. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:49 No.395222010 File: 1335164749.jpg-(91 KB, 640x480, 0423120259b.jpg) C--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: uMBriOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:06:10 No.395222036 File: 1335164770.ipg-(44 KB, 311x334, 03/14/11, 406 days old) nuoh my god [-1O Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)03:07:06 No.395222129 File: 1335164826.jpg-(185 KB, 600x488, 03/25/12, 28 days old) >2395222010 [-1D Anonymous (ID: 9fuCQXos) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:04 No.395222275 File: 1335164884.gif-(1.83 MB, 200x200, 12/10/11, 134 days old) >>395222010 1-1O Anonymous (ID: Urby9LHy) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:13 No.395222303 File: 1335164893.ipg (10 KB, 251x229, 04/13/12, 9 days old) >>395222010 SWEET ZOMBIE JESUSI [-10 Anonymous (ID: nFSps0OD) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:04 No.395222576 File: 1335165004.jpg-(5 KB, 193x169, 05/15/08, 1438 days old) [-1D Anonymous (ID: 7a2gN1SH) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:07 No.395222579 File: 1335165007. png-(117 KB, 400x400, WUT. png) >>395222010 [-)D Anonymous (ID: JIMIWTA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:58: 16 No.395220858 >>395220657 Everyone, meet our new Secretary of the Treasury.
Fit Width - Expand Images File: 1335163350 jpg-(80 KB, 640x480, 0423120237.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 5TDGYS81) 04/23/12(Mon)02:42:30 No.395218538 Are you ready for this? [-1O Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:43:26 No.395218672 File: 1335163406.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120237a.jpg) Here T-D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:01 No.395218745 File: 1335163441.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120238. jpg) GO! [-) D Anonymous (ID: Q7IECA27) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:35 No.395218841 File: 1335163475 jpg-(45 KB, 640x352, 005961. jpg) MOTHER OF GOD [-1D Anonymous (ID: TZghhEW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:18 No.395218939 File: 1335163518. png-(250 KB, 518x394, 366. png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: VCtZ89Z) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:39 No.395218985 File: 1335163539 gif (1.39 MB, 240x252, adsfasdadfad cffa gif) NO F------ WAY [-1D Anonymous (ID: OugZWYUC) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:48 No.395219002 File: 1335163548 jpg-(10 KB, 247x248, 02/25/12, 57 days old) where the f--- did the quarter go? [-)D Anonymous (ID: u10/ytx9) 04/23/12(Mon)02:48:15 No. 395219369 File: 1335163695 jpg-(36 KB, 446x337, 08/13/11, 253 days old) I-1D Anonymous (ID: EN5owkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:50:34 No.395219709 File: 1335163834. jpg-(62 KB, 640x480, 04231202377.jpg) SHAZAM [-10 Anonymous (ID: yrzgyKBL) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:00 No.395219771 File: 1335163860 .jpg-(56 KB, 400x309, 11. jpg) [-)D Anonymous (ID: 9omot+Ee) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:36 No.395219858 >>395219709 HOLY F------ SHITI ITS BACKI T-1D Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:28 No.395220284 File: 1335164068 jpg-(7 KB, 240x249, 08/05/09, 992 days old) [-10 Anonymous (ID: C218AXEA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:58 No.395220363 File: 1335164098.jpg-(18 KB, 265x283, 5-jazzz.jpg) dude. [-1D Anonymous (ID: VihMxb8P) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:22 No.395220421 File: 1335164122. png-(240 KB, 435x419. jbfuckingrocking.png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:27 No.395220436 File: 1335164127 ipg-(64 KB, 640x480, 0423120237aa jpg) The magic word is. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:56:55 No.395220657 File: 1335164215 jpg-(101 KB, 640x480, 0423120252. jpg) Wait, what the f---? [-10 Anonymous (ID: jpkv28xe) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:39 No.395221213 File: 1335164439.ipg-(41 KB, 401x450, 11/08/11, 166 days old) OH SWEET JESUS [-)D Anonymous (ID: uMBrIOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:50 No.395221246 File: 1335164450.jpg-(9 KB, 247x252, 01/06/11, 472 days old) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS S--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:01:53 No.395221418 File: 1335164513.jpg-(94 KB, 640x480, 0423120259.jpg) Last trick guys [-JD Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:03:54 No.395221738 File: 1335164634 jpg-(87 KB, 640x480, 0423120259a.jpg) What is the magic word? [-1D Anonymous (ID: MygsjrY) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:00 No.395221896 >>395221738 C---. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:49 No.395222010 File: 1335164749.jpg-(91 KB, 640x480, 0423120259b.jpg) C--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: uMBriOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:06:10 No.395222036 File: 1335164770.ipg-(44 KB, 311x334, 03/14/11, 406 days old) nuoh my god [-1O Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)03:07:06 No.395222129 File: 1335164826.jpg-(185 KB, 600x488, 03/25/12, 28 days old) >2395222010 [-1D Anonymous (ID: 9fuCQXos) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:04 No.395222275 File: 1335164884.gif-(1.83 MB, 200x200, 12/10/11, 134 days old) >>395222010 1-1O Anonymous (ID: Urby9LHy) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:13 No.395222303 File: 1335164893.ipg (10 KB, 251x229, 04/13/12, 9 days old) >>395222010 SWEET ZOMBIE JESUSI [-10 Anonymous (ID: nFSps0OD) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:04 No.395222576 File: 1335165004.jpg-(5 KB, 193x169, 05/15/08, 1438 days old) [-1D Anonymous (ID: 7a2gN1SH) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:07 No.395222579 File: 1335165007. png-(117 KB, 400x400, WUT. png) >>395222010 [-)D Anonymous (ID: JIMIWTA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:58: 16 No.395220858 >>395220657 Everyone, meet our new Secretary of the Treasury.

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)01:32:00 No.63879146 >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage in my state >be hot girl 107 KB JPG >sell bathwater >make thousands of dollars If she sold her piss she'd be even richer. 1 jar of her piss is probably worth more than half a years salary for a robot doing manual labor. 37 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)03:38:44 No.63880320 >>63879146 (OP)# >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage >purchase bathwater like a retard >>63880346 #
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)01:32:00 No.63879146 >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage in my state >be hot girl 107 KB JPG >sell bathwater >make thousands of dollars If she sold her piss she'd be even richer. 1 jar of her piss is probably worth more than half a years salary for a robot doing manual labor. 37 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)03:38:44 No.63880320 >>63879146 (OP)# >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage >purchase bathwater like a retard >>63880346 #

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Anon is a good boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)02:05:38 No.43387146 >>43386672 It could be worse anon. >make a friend while playing TF2 >never really had a vidya friend before 73 KB JPG >we play together pretty often, talk about life a bit too >he mentions he's had a gf for about four years >one day says he's going to propose to her >give him some encouragement >next day he's online he says she rejected him >try to be supportive of him >he spirals into depression >spends all his time playing vidya for a few months >one day he tells me that he's planning on committing suicide >talk to him for a few days, see if he's really serious about it >realize I can't talk him out of it, he stopped going to his job after his gf dumped him, just became a recluse with no will to live >wish him the best in the after life and say goodbye >last online: 1764 days ago
: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)02:05:38 No.43387146 >>43386672 It could be worse anon. >make a friend while playing TF2 >never really had a vidya friend before 73 KB JPG >we play together pretty often, talk about life a bit too >he mentions he's had a gf for about four years >one day says he's going to propose to her >give him some encouragement >next day he's online he says she rejected him >try to be supportive of him >he spirals into depression >spends all his time playing vidya for a few months >one day he tells me that he's planning on committing suicide >talk to him for a few days, see if he's really serious about it >realize I can't talk him out of it, he stopped going to his job after his gf dumped him, just became a recluse with no will to live >wish him the best in the after life and say goodbye >last online: 1764 days ago

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Anon has a bad day in Russia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:14:49 No.855477908 >be me >lvan >run out of vodka and have to put ryazhenka on my morning kasha >хуй >strap on my tracksuit and head to the local vodka warehouse to get more >see my good comrade Ivan on the way there >we talk about how much we hate our lives >he has to get home to beat his wife so we say 98 KB JPG dosvedanya >at the vodka warehouse >employee there has a nametag >Ivan >buy my pallet of vodka and begin to wheel it back to my 10 square meter apartment >see a Lada Granta ram into another car, also a Lada Granta >two gopniks jump out of the second Lada and start shooting into the glass of the first one >hear a shotgun blast and see gopnik #1s head turn into stroganoff >cykablyat.jpg >gopnik #2 jumps back in his car and speeds off >I run over and open the door of the first car >guy is hit bad and falls out into my arms, dropping his Saiga-12 on the ground >I hold him while he's dying >l ask him what his name is >lvan
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:14:49 No.855477908 >be me >lvan >run out of vodka and have to put ryazhenka on my morning kasha >хуй >strap on my tracksuit and head to the local vodka warehouse to get more >see my good comrade Ivan on the way there >we talk about how much we hate our lives >he has to get home to beat his wife so we say 98 KB JPG dosvedanya >at the vodka warehouse >employee there has a nametag >Ivan >buy my pallet of vodka and begin to wheel it back to my 10 square meter apartment >see a Lada Granta ram into another car, also a Lada Granta >two gopniks jump out of the second Lada and start shooting into the glass of the first one >hear a shotgun blast and see gopnik #1s head turn into stroganoff >cykablyat.jpg >gopnik #2 jumps back in his car and speeds off >I run over and open the door of the first car >guy is hit bad and falls out into my arms, dropping his Saiga-12 on the ground >I hold him while he's dying >l ask him what his name is >lvan

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Anon is stuck in the middle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/18(Mon)21:23:24 No.774541587 >be me >charming enough for girls to hang out with me >not charming enough for girls to want to date me >aware enough to realize that i dont have a chance 22 KB JPG >autistic enough to keep having in-depth conversations with her in my head It's lonely in the middle.
: Anonymous 07/16/18(Mon)21:23:24 No.774541587 >be me >charming enough for girls to hang out with me >not charming enough for girls to want to date me >aware enough to realize that i dont have a chance 22 KB JPG >autistic enough to keep having in-depth conversations with her in my head It's lonely in the middle.

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Anon tries to make new friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)13:07:53 No.23914623 1526059190234.jpg 424 KB JPG >see weeb sticker on someone's car >crash into them so I get their address and possibly telephone number >>23915323 # Anonymous04/18/21(Sun)15:13:27 No.23915323 8:13 No.23914667 >>23914623 # Best way to make new friends
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)13:07:53 No.23914623 1526059190234.jpg 424 KB JPG >see weeb sticker on someone's car >crash into them so I get their address and possibly telephone number >>23915323 # Anonymous04/18/21(Sun)15:13:27 No.23915323 8:13 No.23914667 >>23914623 # Best way to make new friends

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Anon has a son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys
: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anon has a cool grandpa | /r/Greentext

lal Anonymous 07/28/20(Tue)02:41:37 No.206446180 >Had my grandpa over today, he's 84 and l'm 20 >We were talking about trends and such and the discussion moved over to the Japanese somehow >"Yeah those cartoons they make are a huge industry over there. Their animation probably racks in billions each year and it's enjoyed by people all over the world, the animation was inspired directly by Walt Disney's work and made into a whole new industry." 201 KB JPG >"Really?" >"Yeah wanna watch one with me?" >"Yeah show me one." >Show him the first episode of One Punch Man on Netflix >"H-------- Anon that was great." >He especially liked the crabman and the kid with a pair of balls for a chin >We went out for Icecream after and I dropped him off home >Get a call about 30 minutes ago >"Anon I was trying to take a nap, but I can't stop thinking about that One Punch Man, can we watch more tomorrow?" Sorry to blogpost but I love my Grandpa and I thought this would be a nice story to share. What are /al's experiences in introducing friends and family to anime?
lal Anonymous 07/28/20(Tue)02:41:37 No.206446180 >Had my grandpa over today, he's 84 and l'm 20 >We were talking about trends and such and the discussion moved over to the Japanese somehow >"Yeah those cartoons they make are a huge industry over there. Their animation probably racks in billions each year and it's enjoyed by people all over the world, the animation was inspired directly by Walt Disney's work and made into a whole new industry." 201 KB JPG >"Really?" >"Yeah wanna watch one with me?" >"Yeah show me one." >Show him the first episode of One Punch Man on Netflix >"H-------- Anon that was great." >He especially liked the crabman and the kid with a pair of balls for a chin >We went out for Icecream after and I dropped him off home >Get a call about 30 minutes ago >"Anon I was trying to take a nap, but I can't stop thinking about that One Punch Man, can we watch more tomorrow?" Sorry to blogpost but I love my Grandpa and I thought this would be a nice story to share. What are /al's experiences in introducing friends and family to anime?

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>in 2007 >15 >playing Modern Warfare on Xbox Live >end up killing each other with a guy over and over in tdm >invites me to play with him >accept invite >we start speaking via voicechat thingy >he is 13 >we chat about random s--- >suddenly background noise from his part >his parents arguing >"damn, it sounds pretty heated" >"they argue all the time, got used to it, dad lately started hitting mom though" >"jesus that sounds horrible" >"well, it kinda helps when I imagine it's a dark gag in a Family Guy episode"
>in 2007 >15 >playing Modern Warfare on Xbox Live >end up killing each other with a guy over and over in tdm >invites me to play with him >accept invite >we start speaking via voicechat thingy >he is 13 >we chat about random s--- >suddenly background noise from his part >his parents arguing >"damn, it sounds pretty heated" >"they argue all the time, got used to it, dad lately started hitting mom though" >"jesus that sounds horrible" >"well, it kinda helps when I imagine it's a dark gag in a Family Guy episode"

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1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention
1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention

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Anon draws a horse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:45:16 No.855450267 Finish the drawing @memes 186208663_4884118704970405_4907781042219396718_n.png 122 KB PNG Let's see how creative you retards are : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:48:12 No.855450430 Finish the drawing NIGG @merres basedhorse.png 148 KB PNG >>855450267 (OP) #
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:45:16 No.855450267 Finish the drawing @memes 186208663_4884118704970405_4907781042219396718_n.png 122 KB PNG Let's see how creative you retards are : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:48:12 No.855450430 Finish the drawing NIGG @merres basedhorse.png 148 KB PNG >>855450267 (OP) #

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