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Anonymous "Later virgins" meme thread 31 KB PNG 05/06/23(Sat)23:43:04 No.898825743 >the bible says "If a man thinks about adulterating with a woman he has already done it in his heart" Later virgins
Anonymous "Later virgins" meme thread 31 KB PNG 05/06/23(Sat)23:43:04 No.898825743 >the bible says "If a man thinks about adulterating with a woman he has already done it in his heart" Later virgins

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Anonymous Women problems I'm depressed. >chick 1 showed interest in me >I was too shy to say anything >she was so warm to me (can't describe just how kind she was) >she's married with kids now >chick 2 appears years later >still thinking about the first one >chick 2 is also just as kind and she's just as pretty, but I still want the first one I keep thinking I would be happier with the first chick vs the second one, so it just feels wrong to be with the second one. Chances are I would happily be with the second one if I never met the first. 824 KB JPG 05/07/23(Sun)13:52:26 No.73229919 I'm stuck. I'm just f------ depressed that I didn't say anything because I know for a fact I would have been happy with her. I can't move on. 10 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>73229919 (OP) # >I'm just f------ depressed That's the least of your mental issues dumbass 05/07/23(Sun)14:52:13 No.73230350
Anonymous Women problems I'm depressed. >chick 1 showed interest in me >I was too shy to say anything >she was so warm to me (can't describe just how kind she was) >she's married with kids now >chick 2 appears years later >still thinking about the first one >chick 2 is also just as kind and she's just as pretty, but I still want the first one I keep thinking I would be happier with the first chick vs the second one, so it just feels wrong to be with the second one. Chances are I would happily be with the second one if I never met the first. 824 KB JPG 05/07/23(Sun)13:52:26 No.73229919 I'm stuck. I'm just f------ depressed that I didn't say anything because I know for a fact I would have been happy with her. I can't move on. 10 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>73229919 (OP) # >I'm just f------ depressed That's the least of your mental issues dumbass 05/07/23(Sun)14:52:13 No.73230350

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Everyday, Anon sees her father. | /r/Greentext

mys >be me >dad leaves for cigarettes 15 years ago >decide to go to store for food >see dad still in line, cigarettes in hand >wave to him everyday
mys >be me >dad leaves for cigarettes 15 years ago >decide to go to store for food >see dad still in line, cigarettes in hand >wave to him everyday

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File: 1583909845492.webm (2.94 MB, 720x804) HI Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)00:31:01 No.73230189 [Reply]► >>73230295 >>73230386 >>73230503 >guy I know was an incel >he worked really hard to get a gf, got fit, went to parties, did all the normie s--- >he gets a gf >quickly gets engaged to her >she wants to be a trad wife and stay home >he agrees to it >she f----- like 10 dudes before him and she's like 20yo Why would you agree to provide trad wife lifestyle for a woman who's not a virgin? That woman isn't trad, she just doesn't want to work.
File: 1583909845492.webm (2.94 MB, 720x804) HI Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)00:31:01 No.73230189 [Reply]► >>73230295 >>73230386 >>73230503 >guy I know was an incel >he worked really hard to get a gf, got fit, went to parties, did all the normie s--- >he gets a gf >quickly gets engaged to her >she wants to be a trad wife and stay home >he agrees to it >she f----- like 10 dudes before him and she's like 20yo Why would you agree to provide trad wife lifestyle for a woman who's not a virgin? That woman isn't trad, she just doesn't want to work.

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File: 689435689965.jpg (167 KB, 976x850) Anonymous (ID: qazFUTuu) 05/05/23 (Fri)21:39:17 No.5486833 >>54868346 >>54868355 >>54868434 >>54868438 >>54868446 >>54868482 >>54868885 >>54869078 >visit bakery twice a week >usually buy the same thing >they suddenly try upsell me >turn it down >they insist, buy more for only x more >no thanks >they keep pushing >give in >never return again
File: 689435689965.jpg (167 KB, 976x850) Anonymous (ID: qazFUTuu) 05/05/23 (Fri)21:39:17 No.5486833 >>54868346 >>54868355 >>54868434 >>54868438 >>54868446 >>54868482 >>54868885 >>54869078 >visit bakery twice a week >usually buy the same thing >they suddenly try upsell me >turn it down >they insist, buy more for only x more >no thanks >they keep pushing >give in >never return again

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Fem(anon) wants be milked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im a femcel and I need my t---(...) 04/16/23(Sun)16:57:50 No.72973296 111 KB JPG >Be me femcel lvl 20 >no friends, my uni major has 90% of girls >have supersensitive n------ that make my head go to clouds when I twist them >Keep having random dreams where I make some creatures suck my n------ >everytime feel that pleasant pulsing in my clit, almost cummings or feeling heavenly catharsis Is it OK to ask random older man to suck my n------ like a dude asking for a b-------? I am a virgin but holy f---, I don't even need sex just some hunk to suck on them. These dumb t--- need to be sucked or I might go crazy. Like I need to experience it once if I want my life to have any value.
: Anonymous Im a femcel and I need my t---(...) 04/16/23(Sun)16:57:50 No.72973296 111 KB JPG >Be me femcel lvl 20 >no friends, my uni major has 90% of girls >have supersensitive n------ that make my head go to clouds when I twist them >Keep having random dreams where I make some creatures suck my n------ >everytime feel that pleasant pulsing in my clit, almost cummings or feeling heavenly catharsis Is it OK to ask random older man to suck my n------ like a dude asking for a b-------? I am a virgin but holy f---, I don't even need sex just some hunk to suck on them. These dumb t--- need to be sucked or I might go crazy. Like I need to experience it once if I want my life to have any value.

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Mods can suck my pinkie | /r/Greentext

File: 4E073E26-F264-43A3-8B4F-E().jpg (21 KB, 412x351) Reddit mods are scum Reddit le boon 05/07/23(Sun)02:59:37 No.898835505 ► >>898835561 >>898835671 >>898836005 >be me scrolling reddit >See post on le abortion >comment "I don't like abortion" >downvoted to hell and permabanned > zefuk.png >post my troubles on a different sub >anon your views are misinforming and your posts are political >but it's my opinionnnnnn >downvoted to hell and permabanned again >foreskinretraction.scr Why are all the amerimut anons assuming everything is political? Can't even have a decent conversation on that s--- platform without being banned. Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun)03:00:49 No.898835561 ► >>898835878 >>898835505 (OP). Go back, f-----. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:03:07 No.898835671 ► >>898835505 (OP). I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: • Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a/s. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. Reddit le boon 05/07/23(Sun)03:07:07 No.898835878 ► >>898836045 >>898835561 Please I just want huggies and to be accepted.:( ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:09:47 No.898836005 File: 12UscfY.jpg (110 KB, 500x364) >>898835505 (OP) Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:10:43 No.898836045 ► >>898835878 Kill yourself.
File: 4E073E26-F264-43A3-8B4F-E().jpg (21 KB, 412x351) Reddit mods are scum Reddit le boon 05/07/23(Sun)02:59:37 No.898835505 ► >>898835561 >>898835671 >>898836005 >be me scrolling reddit >See post on le abortion >comment "I don't like abortion" >downvoted to hell and permabanned > zefuk.png >post my troubles on a different sub >anon your views are misinforming and your posts are political >but it's my opinionnnnnn >downvoted to hell and permabanned again >foreskinretraction.scr Why are all the amerimut anons assuming everything is political? Can't even have a decent conversation on that s--- platform without being banned. Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun)03:00:49 No.898835561 ► >>898835878 >>898835505 (OP). Go back, f-----. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:03:07 No.898835671 ► >>898835505 (OP). I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: • Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a/s. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. Reddit le boon 05/07/23(Sun)03:07:07 No.898835878 ► >>898836045 >>898835561 Please I just want huggies and to be accepted.:( ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:09:47 No.898836005 File: 12UscfY.jpg (110 KB, 500x364) >>898835505 (OP) Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:10:43 No.898836045 ► >>898835878 Kill yourself.

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High 4channer thinks the wind is peeling you | /r/Greentext

Verizonmous what the f--- is wind??? 6:34 PM 04/16/23(Sun)22:47:28 4154-pepe-holy-scared.gif 1.42 MB GIF 18% 0 No.72983378 >heat is caused by the moment of atoms >atoms move and slam into each other causing more atoms to move >heat is the feeling of particles slamming into you very very forcefully >your body is hot because of atoms slamming against your insides, this movement originates from digestion >wind is cold >wind is cold even though it's a bunch of particles moving very very fast >wind is cold because it draws your heat away >your heat is your atoms moving very very fast >wind is taking your atoms >wind is taking you >wind is slowly peeling you >if you were in a very windy place you would get peeled like cheese in a peeler i must be getting something wrong, right? why does no one else actually question this s--- i mean does this not freak anyone else out? I
Verizonmous what the f--- is wind??? 6:34 PM 04/16/23(Sun)22:47:28 4154-pepe-holy-scared.gif 1.42 MB GIF 18% 0 No.72983378 >heat is caused by the moment of atoms >atoms move and slam into each other causing more atoms to move >heat is the feeling of particles slamming into you very very forcefully >your body is hot because of atoms slamming against your insides, this movement originates from digestion >wind is cold >wind is cold even though it's a bunch of particles moving very very fast >wind is cold because it draws your heat away >your heat is your atoms moving very very fast >wind is taking your atoms >wind is taking you >wind is slowly peeling you >if you were in a very windy place you would get peeled like cheese in a peeler i must be getting something wrong, right? why does no one else actually question this s--- i mean does this not freak anyone else out? I

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Female fatigue | /r/Greentext

Why are so many men dropping out of society? Why are so many men dropping o(...) 05/04/23(Thu)20:51:24 No.425873721 698 KB PNG >I went to the STEM class(90% women) >I went to the trade school (70% women) >I went to the apple store (all women employees) >I went to get some clothes(all women employees) >I went to grab my driving license(all women employees with one man as a security guard) >I went to the local saloon (its basically women drinking and chittering) >I open up tik-tok(its mostly women and men dressed up as women) >I open up spotify(its just feminine singers that are mainstream) >I started watching twitch streams (literally mostly women) >I opened up politics (Its all just women) >l browse pol(70% posts have naked women) What the hell is going on lads? What the hell is happening to us? 14 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Why are so many men dropping out of society? Why are so many men dropping o(...) 05/04/23(Thu)20:51:24 No.425873721 698 KB PNG >I went to the STEM class(90% women) >I went to the trade school (70% women) >I went to the apple store (all women employees) >I went to get some clothes(all women employees) >I went to grab my driving license(all women employees with one man as a security guard) >I went to the local saloon (its basically women drinking and chittering) >I open up tik-tok(its mostly women and men dressed up as women) >I open up spotify(its just feminine singers that are mainstream) >I started watching twitch streams (literally mostly women) >I opened up politics (Its all just women) >l browse pol(70% posts have naked women) What the hell is going on lads? What the hell is happening to us? 14 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon is passionate about goth girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>21611580 why do so many cute raven-haired girls do this ugly s--- to themselves? Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)23:44:24 No.21612900 71 KB JPG 04/17/23(Mon)23:48:33 No.21612902 >>21612900 kys f-- theres not nearly enough goth girls to go around
Anonymous >>21611580 why do so many cute raven-haired girls do this ugly s--- to themselves? Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)23:44:24 No.21612900 71 KB JPG 04/17/23(Mon)23:48:33 No.21612902 >>21612900 kys f-- theres not nearly enough goth girls to go around

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Femanon is stuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 219 KB PNG >Be me >25 F 05/06/23 (Sat)16:03:15 No.28897749 >Still stuck trying to earn bachelor's at a s----- university full of younger rich kids with yuppie parents that get to spend weekends attending yacht parties or f------ in their dorm rooms >Be stuck in the worst dorm complex on campus, FULL of couples >Every night I am stuck listening to the moans and groans of people through walls >Even my dorm's RA is a giant w---- and she routinely brings guys into her dorm every weekend to f--- >Be the only one on my campus who's my age >Be the only one on campus who is NOT G----------- >Haven't had anything remotely sexual done to me since 4 years ago >Have only had the experience of having one partner in my entire quarter century years of living >Feel like you're stuck in a miserable sexless purgatory where no one's willing to even toss you a pity f--- Sometimes I really wish for the sweet release of death
: Anonymous 219 KB PNG >Be me >25 F 05/06/23 (Sat)16:03:15 No.28897749 >Still stuck trying to earn bachelor's at a s----- university full of younger rich kids with yuppie parents that get to spend weekends attending yacht parties or f------ in their dorm rooms >Be stuck in the worst dorm complex on campus, FULL of couples >Every night I am stuck listening to the moans and groans of people through walls >Even my dorm's RA is a giant w---- and she routinely brings guys into her dorm every weekend to f--- >Be the only one on my campus who's my age >Be the only one on campus who is NOT G----------- >Haven't had anything remotely sexual done to me since 4 years ago >Have only had the experience of having one partner in my entire quarter century years of living >Feel like you're stuck in a miserable sexless purgatory where no one's willing to even toss you a pity f--- Sometimes I really wish for the sweet release of death

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Anon's tragedy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat) 08:07:11 No.72879678 >doesn't talk to girls while in highschool >"It's ok I'll just join a bunch of clubs in college to meet girls" >doesn't join clubs and spends all free time either studying, gaming, or gym >"I-It's ok once I start making good money from engineering I'll be able to take girls on dates and be slaying" >picks an extremely male-dominant career that rarely involves interactions with women Yeah, hey listen... Can I have my job back? 62 KB JPG >"uh I...I still have plenty of time to be normal and learn how to flirt and have a dating life. I'm in shape, have a good job, am and told I'm funny. I'll just go out to bars to meet girls" >doesn't go out due to fear of looking awkward at a bar alone briefly glancing at women. >"M-maybe online dating will work..." >"3 matches in a month, no responses" Is this really my life? I never got over the learning how to talk to girls phase, and I don't know how dating works as an adult. I physically, legitamately, unironically become autistic when I am near a girl my age. I go mute and legit make the wide-eyed/flustered emoji face. I'm 24 now and if I am unable to learn how to turn my situation around this year, then by 25 I will swallow my pride, wipe away my tears, and go see a legal sex worker to finally exeperience what it's like to be normal.
: Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat) 08:07:11 No.72879678 >doesn't talk to girls while in highschool >"It's ok I'll just join a bunch of clubs in college to meet girls" >doesn't join clubs and spends all free time either studying, gaming, or gym >"I-It's ok once I start making good money from engineering I'll be able to take girls on dates and be slaying" >picks an extremely male-dominant career that rarely involves interactions with women Yeah, hey listen... Can I have my job back? 62 KB JPG >"uh I...I still have plenty of time to be normal and learn how to flirt and have a dating life. I'm in shape, have a good job, am and told I'm funny. I'll just go out to bars to meet girls" >doesn't go out due to fear of looking awkward at a bar alone briefly glancing at women. >"M-maybe online dating will work..." >"3 matches in a month, no responses" Is this really my life? I never got over the learning how to talk to girls phase, and I don't know how dating works as an adult. I physically, legitamately, unironically become autistic when I am near a girl my age. I go mute and legit make the wide-eyed/flustered emoji face. I'm 24 now and if I am unable to learn how to turn my situation around this year, then by 25 I will swallow my pride, wipe away my tears, and go see a legal sex worker to finally exeperience what it's like to be normal.

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actual redpill | /r/Greentext

07/08/20(Wed) 23:10:43 No.56350464 Fatties are the perfect consumers. They eat more food, they buy more processed food instead of making it themselves, they buy more and bigger clothes, they drive cars more, they consume entertainment more since they never go anywhere, and the best of all, once it's time to finally retire from the hamster wheel, they die quickly out of the way and stop being a strain on economy : Anonymous You'll never see campaigns to promote actual health in america. Keeping people fat is too profitable. There might be one or two people every now and again bringing up the issues of most people being over weight, but it'll quickly be overshadowed by horse- s--- HAES campaigns and what not, funded by big corporations >>56350996 # >>56351096 # >>56351153 # >>56351363 # >>56351372 # >>56351679 # >>56352347 # >>56352884 #
07/08/20(Wed) 23:10:43 No.56350464 Fatties are the perfect consumers. They eat more food, they buy more processed food instead of making it themselves, they buy more and bigger clothes, they drive cars more, they consume entertainment more since they never go anywhere, and the best of all, once it's time to finally retire from the hamster wheel, they die quickly out of the way and stop being a strain on economy : Anonymous You'll never see campaigns to promote actual health in america. Keeping people fat is too profitable. There might be one or two people every now and again bringing up the issues of most people being over weight, but it'll quickly be overshadowed by horse- s--- HAES campaigns and what not, funded by big corporations >>56350996 # >>56351096 # >>56351153 # >>56351363 # >>56351372 # >>56351679 # >>56352347 # >>56352884 #

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Anone finds solicice for once | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i dream a fishe 05/04/23(Thu)13:59:34 No.10769049 1683216194222243.jpg 42 KB JPG : Anonymous god i wish that were me >>10769386 # : Anonymous the nice dogger is warme and wette 05/04/23(Thu)18:13:09 No.10769347 05/04/23(Thu)18:21:22 No.10769359
: Anonymous i dream a fishe 05/04/23(Thu)13:59:34 No.10769049 1683216194222243.jpg 42 KB JPG : Anonymous god i wish that were me >>10769386 # : Anonymous the nice dogger is warme and wette 05/04/23(Thu)18:13:09 No.10769347 05/04/23(Thu)18:21:22 No.10769359

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Anon gets roasted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 JPG 2 Replies >>10772476 # 05/06/23 (Sat)16:04:19 No.10772472 we need to take women's rights away to solve natality issues on the west : Anonymous >>10772474 # they f--- you? View Thread : Magick why do cute anime girls f--- pigs sometimes 05/06/23 (Sat)16:05:48 No.10772474 05/06/23 (Sat)16:08:03 No.10772476
: Anonymous 117 JPG 2 Replies >>10772476 # 05/06/23 (Sat)16:04:19 No.10772472 we need to take women's rights away to solve natality issues on the west : Anonymous >>10772474 # they f--- you? View Thread : Magick why do cute anime girls f--- pigs sometimes 05/06/23 (Sat)16:05:48 No.10772474 05/06/23 (Sat)16:08:03 No.10772476

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Anon wants to be blonde | /r/Greentext

File: 1683158445359875.gif (2.32 MB, 498x280) DEFEAT Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat)15:18:54 No.73224742 [Reply] ► >>73224818 >>73224845 >>73224851 >try to looksmax by becoming blonde to match blue eyes >now i just look like some s----- 3rd rate cosplay of a blonde instead of a blonde >all my family tried to talk me out of it, asked why >noone would say its bc im ugly and avoid the question >family always has something s----- to say about everything i do, what do they know? >do it anyways because confident and a bit low inhib sometimes >now all my family constantly goes on about how it looks terrible and theyre embarrassed to be seen with me in public >friends say looooooks gooooood hahah no really im sorry but REALLY yea looks GREEEEEEEEEAT >spent 200$ at a salon to just have to look like a retard and spend the money to have to dye it back >brutal defeat >FOR NOW MARK MY WORDS I WILL BECOME FIT AND TAKE BETTER CARE OF MY SKIN AND SOMEDAY SOMEDAY I WILL LOOK GOOD AS A BLONDE
File: 1683158445359875.gif (2.32 MB, 498x280) DEFEAT Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat)15:18:54 No.73224742 [Reply] ► >>73224818 >>73224845 >>73224851 >try to looksmax by becoming blonde to match blue eyes >now i just look like some s----- 3rd rate cosplay of a blonde instead of a blonde >all my family tried to talk me out of it, asked why >noone would say its bc im ugly and avoid the question >family always has something s----- to say about everything i do, what do they know? >do it anyways because confident and a bit low inhib sometimes >now all my family constantly goes on about how it looks terrible and theyre embarrassed to be seen with me in public >friends say looooooks gooooood hahah no really im sorry but REALLY yea looks GREEEEEEEEEAT >spent 200$ at a salon to just have to look like a retard and spend the money to have to dye it back >brutal defeat >FOR NOW MARK MY WORDS I WILL BECOME FIT AND TAKE BETTER CARE OF MY SKIN AND SOMEDAY SOMEDAY I WILL LOOK GOOD AS A BLONDE

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