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Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:18 No.96828504 W G WON AN ACADEMY AWARD. How did this happen? Anonymous STORY OF LOW THEEN 98 KB JPG Anonymous DIDN'T. 11/15/13(Fri)10:20 No.96828566 >hating on wallace and gromit 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828634 Animating Clay > Making cartoons. Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828638 >talking s--- about wallace and gromit 68 KB JPG
Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:18 No.96828504 W G WON AN ACADEMY AWARD. How did this happen? Anonymous STORY OF LOW THEEN 98 KB JPG Anonymous DIDN'T. 11/15/13(Fri)10:20 No.96828566 >hating on wallace and gromit 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828634 Animating Clay > Making cartoons. Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828638 >talking s--- about wallace and gromit 68 KB JPG

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/17/24(Sun)17:30:08 No.76818727 1488 으 R 148 KB PNG >Who are you calling skinhead?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/17/24(Sun)17:30:08 No.76818727 1488 으 R 148 KB PNG >Who are you calling skinhead?

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anon is excited for the fight | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: loserfight.jpg (90 KB, 1200x675) Ra [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [■Auto] Choose your fighter Mark 03/17/2 Who will you be rooting for >28 year old young retard >57 year old brain damaged man
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: loserfight.jpg (90 KB, 1200x675) Ra [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [■Auto] Choose your fighter Mark 03/17/2 Who will you be rooting for >28 year old young retard >57 year old brain damaged man

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Stupid And Annoyed | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Matches ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/17/24(Sun)16:58:31 No.76818477 Your turn (156) Their turn (185) >341 Matches >No Dates This app f------ sucks 70 KB PNG > >
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Matches ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/17/24(Sun)16:58:31 No.76818477 Your turn (156) Their turn (185) >341 Matches >No Dates This app f------ sucks 70 KB PNG > >

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Walmart specimens | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)14:10:10 No.76817040 Walmart.com 3 Great Wa 101 Reload S qht1mbucv8131[1].jpg 45 KB JPG >at walmart >while looking at something you feel something brush against your arm >you turn your head and see that it was one of picrel's lard- filled asscheeks wwyd? Reload Reload u Walmart
Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)14:10:10 No.76817040 Walmart.com 3 Great Wa 101 Reload S qht1mbucv8131[1].jpg 45 KB JPG >at walmart >while looking at something you feel something brush against your arm >you turn your head and see that it was one of picrel's lard- filled asscheeks wwyd? Reload Reload u Walmart

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4chan on Agent 47 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)17:15:19 No.670482028 File: 156485107.png (236 KB, 808x853) >>670481673 (OP) >born in Romania >gameplay involves taking people's lives
Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)17:15:19 No.670482028 File: 156485107.png (236 KB, 808x853) >>670481673 (OP) >born in Romania >gameplay involves taking people's lives

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Based Anon or Balkan Anon? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)11:27:11 No.76627269 >Just watches clips LIVE HASAN REACTION >Gives smooth-brian comments >AFK for 50% of his streams >Eats into the mic >S---- on his audience and fellow leftoids 42 KB JPG Why do retards watch this gross Turk-roach? Honestly. Are the majority of his audience just haters and a-logs?
: Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)11:27:11 No.76627269 >Just watches clips LIVE HASAN REACTION >Gives smooth-brian comments >AFK for 50% of his streams >Eats into the mic >S---- on his audience and fellow leftoids 42 KB JPG Why do retards watch this gross Turk-roach? Honestly. Are the majority of his audience just haters and a-logs?

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Swedish anon is fed up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ¦ ¦ 369 KB PNG 03/17/24(Sun)20:16:37 No.194959462 >highest taxes in the world >public sector and fake jobs required by the public sector (every company requires an environment diversity blabla consultant by law) is dominated by women >private sector paying the taxes is dominated by men >men still pay for women, indirectly >don't get to reproduce anymore Socialism is the biggest scam in history and my country is proof of it. Any man supporting it is a cuckold.
Anonymous ¦ ¦ 369 KB PNG 03/17/24(Sun)20:16:37 No.194959462 >highest taxes in the world >public sector and fake jobs required by the public sector (every company requires an environment diversity blabla consultant by law) is dominated by women >private sector paying the taxes is dominated by men >men still pay for women, indirectly >don't get to reproduce anymore Socialism is the biggest scam in history and my country is proof of it. Any man supporting it is a cuckold.

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Anon finds happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Life is cool 03/17/24(Sun)02:12:44 No.76810873 >Be me >See a group of turkeys in a van >Immitate the sound of yelping >The turkeys yelp back >Die of laughter >Day instantly becomes better 54 KB PNG Truly life is good
Anonymous Life is cool 03/17/24(Sun)02:12:44 No.76810873 >Be me >See a group of turkeys in a van >Immitate the sound of yelping >The turkeys yelp back >Die of laughter >Day instantly becomes better 54 KB PNG Truly life is good

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Anon's buddy marries a single mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /pVZzS+R) 03/15/24(Fri)21:05:20 No.461858786 95 KB JPG >>461856865 # >be best friends with guy who was best man at my wedding >he gets with a girl who already has a kid >has a kid with her at 25 >she doesn't work, he is working two jobs to support themselves in a 2 bed apartment in a questionable side of town >see him maybe 3 times a year >anytime I ask to hang at a concert or show, I'll even pay his ticket in, he says he is too busy picking up overtime >can't afford a wedding, did a courthouse ceremony >last saw him at superbowl party >had the thousand yard stare that only sleep deprivation + mounting stress can give >mfw this is the same guy who 12 years ago was the charismatic jokester of the group and I admired his ambitious plans for college and career
Anonymous (ID: /pVZzS+R) 03/15/24(Fri)21:05:20 No.461858786 95 KB JPG >>461856865 # >be best friends with guy who was best man at my wedding >he gets with a girl who already has a kid >has a kid with her at 25 >she doesn't work, he is working two jobs to support themselves in a 2 bed apartment in a questionable side of town >see him maybe 3 times a year >anytime I ask to hang at a concert or show, I'll even pay his ticket in, he says he is too busy picking up overtime >can't afford a wedding, did a courthouse ceremony >last saw him at superbowl party >had the thousand yard stare that only sleep deprivation + mounting stress can give >mfw this is the same guy who 12 years ago was the charismatic jokester of the group and I admired his ambitious plans for college and career

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I can relate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 140 KB JPG 03/17/24(Sun) 18:50:39 No.915493086 >an old bully apologized to me today >physical, verbal and social bullying >I'm afraid of girls because all the girls bullied me in elementary and middle school >afraid to go outside because used to get attacked if I ran into the wrong kids >no confidence because always reminded I'm not s--- by everyone >literally, it was a running gag amongst the entire school to make fun of me for no reason >haven't thought about school in years but now I'm f------ seething >didn't hold a grudge but now I kind of do Life long damage that yes, is my responsibility to get over and I've been trying but while I have a life long constant battle I have to fight every single day this a------ just says "sorry" like that f------ helps. What the f--- does a sorry do? Sorry. I don't want a hear your sorry, I want to be able to talk to people without my entire body acting like they're gonna attack me. I wanna be able to talk to girls without expecting them to tell me I'm disgusting. But hey, he's sorry. I gotta f------ hype myself up just so I can go out with friends. I gotta practice talking to coworkers because if I don't I will end up shutting down when they approach me. But he's sorry so it's ok. Just a little mess up because he was young. I told him we're cool but in truth, it's not cool. Very much not cool
: Anonymous 140 KB JPG 03/17/24(Sun) 18:50:39 No.915493086 >an old bully apologized to me today >physical, verbal and social bullying >I'm afraid of girls because all the girls bullied me in elementary and middle school >afraid to go outside because used to get attacked if I ran into the wrong kids >no confidence because always reminded I'm not s--- by everyone >literally, it was a running gag amongst the entire school to make fun of me for no reason >haven't thought about school in years but now I'm f------ seething >didn't hold a grudge but now I kind of do Life long damage that yes, is my responsibility to get over and I've been trying but while I have a life long constant battle I have to fight every single day this a------ just says "sorry" like that f------ helps. What the f--- does a sorry do? Sorry. I don't want a hear your sorry, I want to be able to talk to people without my entire body acting like they're gonna attack me. I wanna be able to talk to girls without expecting them to tell me I'm disgusting. But hey, he's sorry. I gotta f------ hype myself up just so I can go out with friends. I gotta practice talking to coworkers because if I don't I will end up shutting down when they approach me. But he's sorry so it's ok. Just a little mess up because he was young. I told him we're cool but in truth, it's not cool. Very much not cool

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anon analyzes boobs vs ass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: q7/rYR2u 04/02/23(Sun)13:25:37 No.422056582 6A22F75F-1D12-4EA0-9E31-C7A3F6982835.jpg 44 KB JPG The "assman" is a person that didn't exist over a decade ago, and now thier everywhere and for some reason nobody finds that scary. That general human sexuality is that influenced by trends is spiritually terrifying. I'm well aware that I'm an exception at this point as a staunch boob guy, but I pretty much know at this point that if the powers that be wanted to make everyone gay, they absolutely could. 3.5 million years of human history and nobody at all cares about ass during the entirety of it, suddenly in the past 10 years like 35- 40% of men like it more than boobs? Something is afoot.
Anonymous (ID: q7/rYR2u 04/02/23(Sun)13:25:37 No.422056582 6A22F75F-1D12-4EA0-9E31-C7A3F6982835.jpg 44 KB JPG The "assman" is a person that didn't exist over a decade ago, and now thier everywhere and for some reason nobody finds that scary. That general human sexuality is that influenced by trends is spiritually terrifying. I'm well aware that I'm an exception at this point as a staunch boob guy, but I pretty much know at this point that if the powers that be wanted to make everyone gay, they absolutely could. 3.5 million years of human history and nobody at all cares about ass during the entirety of it, suddenly in the past 10 years like 35- 40% of men like it more than boobs? Something is afoot.

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Anon missed a few groups | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ¡QgWOLqL This site is left wing 03/17/24(Sun)11:56:33 No.462012101 81 KB JPG >Anti establishment >Anti free trade >Anti USA >Anti war >Anti Israel So wait, how is the average/pol/tard right wing?
: Anonymous (ID: ¡QgWOLqL This site is left wing 03/17/24(Sun)11:56:33 No.462012101 81 KB JPG >Anti establishment >Anti free trade >Anti USA >Anti war >Anti Israel So wait, how is the average/pol/tard right wing?

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Anon doesn't understands women problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)04:47:07 No. 197321921 >breaks up a 20+ year marriage >cheats on her husband >divorces him >leaves him to become a single father >loses her mind when he bangs the teacher What was her f------ problem? ☐ Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)04:53:23 No. 197322049 Women aren't human and don't have souls
Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)04:47:07 No. 197321921 >breaks up a 20+ year marriage >cheats on her husband >divorces him >leaves him to become a single father >loses her mind when he bangs the teacher What was her f------ problem? ☐ Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)04:53:23 No. 197322049 Women aren't human and don't have souls

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Anon is not having a good time with Hinge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB JPG >Its a dude 03/17/24(Sun)02:26:04 No.915476483 >Be me >Get Hinge for the first time >Swiping as normal, a decent range of good looking women >Run out of likes for the day. >Forget about it >Check on it the next day >Somebody liked me! >I deliberately set it to straight but whatever >Start swiping again >Literally one day after, its nothing but fatties >Like I went 10 for 10 in my first 10 swipes >Not just fat but morbid obesity >I'm not talking a couple extra cookies a day, I'm talking a couple extra packs of cookies every hour >To make matters worse, the onslaught of fat chicks was sporadically interrupted by the presence of t----- >I mean, I'm not the best looking guy but nothing like these girls >Is it just that Hinge Al detects if you look s--- in your photo or something? Its one thing to get no bitches on the algorithm, but its another thing to be actively ridiculed by the algorithm. If I don't get a decent one soon, I'm deleting
Anonymous 22 KB JPG >Its a dude 03/17/24(Sun)02:26:04 No.915476483 >Be me >Get Hinge for the first time >Swiping as normal, a decent range of good looking women >Run out of likes for the day. >Forget about it >Check on it the next day >Somebody liked me! >I deliberately set it to straight but whatever >Start swiping again >Literally one day after, its nothing but fatties >Like I went 10 for 10 in my first 10 swipes >Not just fat but morbid obesity >I'm not talking a couple extra cookies a day, I'm talking a couple extra packs of cookies every hour >To make matters worse, the onslaught of fat chicks was sporadically interrupted by the presence of t----- >I mean, I'm not the best looking guy but nothing like these girls >Is it just that Hinge Al detects if you look s--- in your photo or something? Its one thing to get no bitches on the algorithm, but its another thing to be actively ridiculed by the algorithm. If I don't get a decent one soon, I'm deleting

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Get N or Get Out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/24(Sat)22:21:20 No.670352315 >be zoomer >grow up under the notion the n64 was the biggest and most popular s--- ever >check sales >it sold less than a third of what the playstation 1 did w--? 361 KB JPG Anonymous >>670352454 # 03/16/24(Sat)22:26:51 No.670352642 Thing is, even in America the PS1 outsold the N64 by 2:1. So where does the myth of N64 being this super popular behemoth comes from? >>670352882 # >>670352942 # >>670353064 # >>670353229 # >>670353424 # >>670355224 # >>670355840 # >>670356932 # >>670358517 # >>670358952 # >>670365584 # >>670365715 # >>670370830 # >>670373241 # >>670373551 # >>670373902 # >>670387530 # >>670389527 # >>670394384 # >>670394861 #
Anonymous 03/16/24(Sat)22:21:20 No.670352315 >be zoomer >grow up under the notion the n64 was the biggest and most popular s--- ever >check sales >it sold less than a third of what the playstation 1 did w--? 361 KB JPG Anonymous >>670352454 # 03/16/24(Sat)22:26:51 No.670352642 Thing is, even in America the PS1 outsold the N64 by 2:1. So where does the myth of N64 being this super popular behemoth comes from? >>670352882 # >>670352942 # >>670353064 # >>670353229 # >>670353424 # >>670355224 # >>670355840 # >>670356932 # >>670358517 # >>670358952 # >>670365584 # >>670365715 # >>670370830 # >>670373241 # >>670373551 # >>670373902 # >>670387530 # >>670389527 # >>670394384 # >>670394861 #

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Anon and modern wars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ✡ 82 KB JPG 03/16/24 (Sat) 18:03:59 No.915468475 >both bully smaller, weaker country that neighbors them >both have complete disregard for human life >both attempt to spread propaganda around the world >yet most who support one oppose the other, despite it making no sense from a moral standpoint Why is this?
Anonymous ✡ 82 KB JPG 03/16/24 (Sat) 18:03:59 No.915468475 >both bully smaller, weaker country that neighbors them >both have complete disregard for human life >both attempt to spread propaganda around the world >yet most who support one oppose the other, despite it making no sense from a moral standpoint Why is this?

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Anon with his mom | /r/Greentext

42 KB JPG >be at a social event organized by the company my mom works at >guy with Down Syndrome accidentally drops part of his drink around my mom's breast area >my mom is like "w--?" >he's incredibly sorry about it and quickly proceeds to start rubbing the stained area with his bare hands (he's oblivious to the fact this is inappropriate behavior) >my mom, who already saw he's a downie, is left stunned, not knowing how to react in order to not hurt the feelings of the poor guy >the following moments she would look all blushed, shyly starting sentences but not finishing them >the guy eventually notices the stain isn't going away, so he increases the intensity of the rubbing >that's when the upper buttons of my mom's blouse would get accidentally unbuttoned >he doesn't mind and is now rubbing her breasts with only her bra in between, and then... >..then I woke up with j--- in my underwear Why do I have dreams like these? Also, how was the story going to follow? Such a cliffhanger.
42 KB JPG >be at a social event organized by the company my mom works at >guy with Down Syndrome accidentally drops part of his drink around my mom's breast area >my mom is like "w--?" >he's incredibly sorry about it and quickly proceeds to start rubbing the stained area with his bare hands (he's oblivious to the fact this is inappropriate behavior) >my mom, who already saw he's a downie, is left stunned, not knowing how to react in order to not hurt the feelings of the poor guy >the following moments she would look all blushed, shyly starting sentences but not finishing them >the guy eventually notices the stain isn't going away, so he increases the intensity of the rubbing >that's when the upper buttons of my mom's blouse would get accidentally unbuttoned >he doesn't mind and is now rubbing her breasts with only her bra in between, and then... >..then I woke up with j--- in my underwear Why do I have dreams like these? Also, how was the story going to follow? Such a cliffhanger.

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What truly happens when you tell a guy to man up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/24(Sat) 16:07:57 No.76806249 28 tumblr_mmfxka3T3X1s8i1jyo3_1280.jpg 130 KB JPG >Had sex with a h----- once thinking it would finally make me a chad and stop being afraid of women >It was terrible and i was too anxious to even get an orgasm >Almost accepted a construction job on another state thinking it would make me less of a p---- >Pussied out of it in the last moment (thankfully) >Took welding classes just to make people stop saying i couldn't handle a manly job (though i did it mostly to prove it to myself) >Constantly switching between embracing my introverted personality and trying to change and be more extroverted and doing crazy s--- i regret later What the f--- is wrong with me... i want this to stop...
Anonymous 03/16/24(Sat) 16:07:57 No.76806249 28 tumblr_mmfxka3T3X1s8i1jyo3_1280.jpg 130 KB JPG >Had sex with a h----- once thinking it would finally make me a chad and stop being afraid of women >It was terrible and i was too anxious to even get an orgasm >Almost accepted a construction job on another state thinking it would make me less of a p---- >Pussied out of it in the last moment (thankfully) >Took welding classes just to make people stop saying i couldn't handle a manly job (though i did it mostly to prove it to myself) >Constantly switching between embracing my introverted personality and trying to change and be more extroverted and doing crazy s--- i regret later What the f--- is wrong with me... i want this to stop...

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Billions must die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/24(Sat)23:22:35 No.197303721 1700452820990636.png 146 KB PNG >HARKONNENS could be here, he thought. >I've never been on this planet before. There could be HARKONNENS anywhere. The hot Arrakis breeze felt good against his stillsuit. >I hate HARKONNENS, he thought. Hans Zimmer's soundtrack reverberated throughout his urine pouches, calming him down even as the spice blew through his lungs, washing away his (merited) fear of HARKONNENS until the mind-killer was gone and only he remained. >With an orni, you can go anywhere you want, he thought to himself, out loud.
: Anonymous 03/16/24(Sat)23:22:35 No.197303721 1700452820990636.png 146 KB PNG >HARKONNENS could be here, he thought. >I've never been on this planet before. There could be HARKONNENS anywhere. The hot Arrakis breeze felt good against his stillsuit. >I hate HARKONNENS, he thought. Hans Zimmer's soundtrack reverberated throughout his urine pouches, calming him down even as the spice blew through his lungs, washing away his (merited) fear of HARKONNENS until the mind-killer was gone and only he remained. >With an orni, you can go anywhere you want, he thought to himself, out loud.

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