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It's 1 year anniversary of george floyd's death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 04/27/21(Tue)03:00:56 No.63399653 >it's another "waaah I wanna kill myself but it's too hard, someone please tell me the easiest way to commit suicide" thread 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)03:03:23 No.63399677 Just stop breathing f----- 248 KB JPG >>63399724 #
: Anonymous E 04/27/21(Tue)03:00:56 No.63399653 >it's another "waaah I wanna kill myself but it's too hard, someone please tell me the easiest way to commit suicide" thread 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)03:03:23 No.63399677 Just stop breathing f----- 248 KB JPG >>63399724 #

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Anon's motivation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Short greentext story for you (...) 05/25/21(Tue)12:09:11 No.63831544 22.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >watching p--- where 4 ugly guys f--- 5 attractive japanese girls >think to myself "if they can be so unattractive and f--- attractive girls, so can i" >ffw 2 hours or so >watching video on "signs you're attractive even if you don't think so" >mfw i don't fit into any of their described "signs" >mfw p--- boosted my confidence and a video that was supposed to show me that i'm attractive lowered my confidence
: Anonymous Short greentext story for you (...) 05/25/21(Tue)12:09:11 No.63831544 22.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >watching p--- where 4 ugly guys f--- 5 attractive japanese girls >think to myself "if they can be so unattractive and f--- attractive girls, so can i" >ffw 2 hours or so >watching video on "signs you're attractive even if you don't think so" >mfw i don't fit into any of their described "signs" >mfw p--- boosted my confidence and a video that was supposed to show me that i'm attractive lowered my confidence

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Anon has a good cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)22:38:34 No.63830961 The closest I ever came. >staying the night at my older, big tiddy cousin's house >sleeping in her room >figure l'll be sleeping on the floor >lie on the floor 38 KB JPG >"Anon, what are you doing? You can sleep in my bed with me." >0-ok >get in bed with her >literally cannot sleep unless I j------- >wait for her to fall asleep >silently j------- >about to finish >she reaches over me and grabs a tissue from her night stand >"here" >t-thanks >coom >clean up and throw tissue away >embarrassed for the rest of the night We never talked about it, but her and I were always super close and are still super close.
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)22:38:34 No.63830961 The closest I ever came. >staying the night at my older, big tiddy cousin's house >sleeping in her room >figure l'll be sleeping on the floor >lie on the floor 38 KB JPG >"Anon, what are you doing? You can sleep in my bed with me." >0-ok >get in bed with her >literally cannot sleep unless I j------- >wait for her to fall asleep >silently j------- >about to finish >she reaches over me and grabs a tissue from her night stand >"here" >t-thanks >coom >clean up and throw tissue away >embarrassed for the rest of the night We never talked about it, but her and I were always super close and are still super close.

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Anon hates Indians | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:55:07 No.63829340 is there anything worse than being indian? >average height is 5'2 >average iq is 80 >average d--- size is 4 inches >lowest rated race on dating sites >horrible english accent >made fun of because street s------ stock www.ahuttermock.com T4B49 26 KB JPG what keeps pajeets alive? 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:55:07 No.63829340 is there anything worse than being indian? >average height is 5'2 >average iq is 80 >average d--- size is 4 inches >lowest rated race on dating sites >horrible english accent >made fun of because street s------ stock www.ahuttermock.com T4B49 26 KB JPG what keeps pajeets alive? 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Atleast he tried | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 minuti fa 44099910 >at the bus stop >its raining >notice qt girl >shes getting drenched >place my umbrella over her >"umm no thanks" >takes five steps back 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 8 minuti fa 44099910 >at the bus stop >its raining >notice qt girl >shes getting drenched >place my umbrella over her >"umm no thanks" >takes five steps back 2 REPLIES

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Anon isn’t very smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)17:54:17 No.63827970 >be me, 7th grade >get big cut on arm after tripping during recess >about to ask to go to nurse's office >see qt that l'd been crushing on for the whole year 8 KB JPG >decide to let it bleed >12-year-old tard mind thought that it would make me look tough and impress her >end up bleeding all over my arm >people keep telling me to go to the nurse >refuse >everyone thinks that l'm weird and gross for the rest of the year, hear jokes about it until I graduate high school >qt ended up getting with another guy just a week after the incident >mfw I tried to attract a girl by bleeding all over myself, in the process making myself look like a nasty fool to the whole school being autistic is a f------ curse 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)17:54:17 No.63827970 >be me, 7th grade >get big cut on arm after tripping during recess >about to ask to go to nurse's office >see qt that l'd been crushing on for the whole year 8 KB JPG >decide to let it bleed >12-year-old tard mind thought that it would make me look tough and impress her >end up bleeding all over my arm >people keep telling me to go to the nurse >refuse >everyone thinks that l'm weird and gross for the rest of the year, hear jokes about it until I graduate high school >qt ended up getting with another guy just a week after the incident >mfw I tried to attract a girl by bleeding all over myself, in the process making myself look like a nasty fool to the whole school being autistic is a f------ curse 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is in dog-mode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:28:45 No.63829063 >hear car door shut outside in any direction >get up and look out window every single time who else here dog-mode? how the f--- do i stop this nightmare 114 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)04:28:45 No.63829063 >hear car door shut outside in any direction >get up and look out window every single time who else here dog-mode? how the f--- do i stop this nightmare 114 KB PNG

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Anon has a music video idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/20(Sat)20:52:44 No.831920423 Music Video idea: >Elmo and Cookie Monster are just chillin >Their d---- are fused together >There's a bunch of kids using said infused d--- like a jump rope 27 KB JPG >this is going on in the background >Big birds also there >And naturally he's wall twerking >Then he does a flip >He proceeds to spread his ass cheeks like elevator doors >Takes giant s--- >But not like no bird s--- I'm talkin like a football sized human s--- >S--- falls to the floor >Big bird picks it up >Realizes if he puts his s--- under his pillow, the poop goblins will take it and give him money >The giant s--- hatches before he can take it >Then I pop out and start rapping
: Anonymous 07/11/20(Sat)20:52:44 No.831920423 Music Video idea: >Elmo and Cookie Monster are just chillin >Their d---- are fused together >There's a bunch of kids using said infused d--- like a jump rope 27 KB JPG >this is going on in the background >Big birds also there >And naturally he's wall twerking >Then he does a flip >He proceeds to spread his ass cheeks like elevator doors >Takes giant s--- >But not like no bird s--- I'm talkin like a football sized human s--- >S--- falls to the floor >Big bird picks it up >Realizes if he puts his s--- under his pillow, the poop goblins will take it and give him money >The giant s--- hatches before he can take it >Then I pop out and start rapping

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Anon doesn't believe in microwaves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) 107 KB JPG >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) 107 KB JPG >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)20:54:01 No.16160067 >be me >put hot sauce on a cupcake >friends all look at me like I'm nuts What? It's good 150 KB JPG 8 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)04:10:12 No.16162111 >>16160067 (OP) # how is it good you lying sack of s---
: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)20:54:01 No.16160067 >be me >put hot sauce on a cupcake >friends all look at me like I'm nuts What? It's good 150 KB JPG 8 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)04:10:12 No.16162111 >>16160067 (OP) # how is it good you lying sack of s---

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Anon is a business man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars 36 KB JPG and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game
: Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars 36 KB JPG and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game

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Anon has a break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)22:17:13 No.855244018 >be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face 27 KB JPG drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >f--- they're gonna cut my life >don't wanna die, know it's not real but still scared >f--- did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >w--.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, f---, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can't calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)22:17:13 No.855244018 >be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face 27 KB JPG drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >f--- they're gonna cut my life >don't wanna die, know it's not real but still scared >f--- did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >w--.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, f---, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can't calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork

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7000 members and now I'm officially 1 ton this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)04:56:18 No.842375793 >get mod on a discord server with over 1000 members >instantly gain 300 pounds >mfw 9 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)04:56:18 No.842375793 >get mod on a discord server with over 1000 members >instantly gain 300 pounds >mfw 9 KB JPG

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:28:59 No.50517462 >Oh, s---, whats good Anon! I didn't know you were coming out to the club tonight! 69 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:30:05 No.50517481 >>50517462 (OP)# >haha what's up my n-----
: Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:28:59 No.50517462 >Oh, s---, whats good Anon! I didn't know you were coming out to the club tonight! 69 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:30:05 No.50517481 >>50517462 (OP)# >haha what's up my n-----

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Anon hates the uk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TF5W8IEU ) 3 COMFY 09/24/20(Thu)15:38:02 No.278949312 >go looking on google maps for cool random places in the world >live in s------- UK irl >find a random town in the US that feels a lot like Arlen from King of the Hill 53 KB JPG >start going back to this random tiny town in Nebraska with population of like 2k >feel so comfy and nostalgic for something I experienced >tfw they didn't even take it away from me, I never ever had it That is all.
: Anonymous (ID: TF5W8IEU ) 3 COMFY 09/24/20(Thu)15:38:02 No.278949312 >go looking on google maps for cool random places in the world >live in s------- UK irl >find a random town in the US that feels a lot like Arlen from King of the Hill 53 KB JPG >start going back to this random tiny town in Nebraska with population of like 2k >feel so comfy and nostalgic for something I experienced >tfw they didn't even take it away from me, I never ever had it That is all.

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Anon tries to get laid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)10:03:19 No.849174362 >step mom moving stuff in the house >shelf falls over and traps her arm >she yells for my help >"anon, please, help me. I'm stuck." 420 KB JPG >l know exactly where this is going >whip my d--- out >she yells what the f--- >my dad walks in >flips out >they call the cops, I get arested W-- BangBros, you lied to me
: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)10:03:19 No.849174362 >step mom moving stuff in the house >shelf falls over and traps her arm >she yells for my help >"anon, please, help me. I'm stuck." 420 KB JPG >l know exactly where this is going >whip my d--- out >she yells what the f--- >my dad walks in >flips out >they call the cops, I get arested W-- BangBros, you lied to me

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Anon attempts to bait people | /r/Greentext

File: 1619698215846.jpg (813 KB, 900x1273) O Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)16:51:15 No.63824872 ► >>63824916 >>63825000 >>63825436 >>63825482 >>63825788 >Hello UWU im a depressed and suicidal woman >can you add me on discord? pretty pleaseeee >sweetyyy im so saaaad..uwu >> Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)16:54:27 No.63824916 >>63825383 File: smart pepe.png (285 KB, 1000x800) >>63824872 (OP) i won't fall for this for the 4th time
File: 1619698215846.jpg (813 KB, 900x1273) O Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)16:51:15 No.63824872 ► >>63824916 >>63825000 >>63825436 >>63825482 >>63825788 >Hello UWU im a depressed and suicidal woman >can you add me on discord? pretty pleaseeee >sweetyyy im so saaaad..uwu >> Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)16:54:27 No.63824916 >>63825383 File: smart pepe.png (285 KB, 1000x800) >>63824872 (OP) i won't fall for this for the 4th time

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Anon gets the support he needs. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)01:57:26 No.20646288 9084BAB6-2752-45E4-98F1-7AA02FA1B196.jpg 113 KB JPG >be cis man >feeling down >go to FtM online support group >post selfies >"omg you're so handsome!!" >"you look so strong" >"how did you get so handsome" >rinse and repeat whenever l'm feeling insecure
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)01:57:26 No.20646288 9084BAB6-2752-45E4-98F1-7AA02FA1B196.jpg 113 KB JPG >be cis man >feeling down >go to FtM online support group >post selfies >"omg you're so handsome!!" >"you look so strong" >"how did you get so handsome" >rinse and repeat whenever l'm feeling insecure

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first post on here lmao | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)00:02:47 No.806524731 >Be me >At school, 12th grade, 18, male, virgin f-- standing in the hallway >hiding in the hallway >take out juul >*puff puff* >9/10 qt3.14 is walking between 34 KB JPG classes >sees me >walks to me >"hey anon can I hit your juul?" >*autism kicks in* uhh, sure yeah *hands juul over* >she hits it a few times >hands it back >"thanks anon" *she walks away* >hit juul >taste her lipstick Tfw we basically f-----. Cya later virgins : Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)00:05:23 No.806524842 >>806524731 (OP) # >>autism kicks in That made no sense in context, so l'm concluding you're just a f------ summerfag that has seen one too many r/greentext posts >>806524880 #
: Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)00:02:47 No.806524731 >Be me >At school, 12th grade, 18, male, virgin f-- standing in the hallway >hiding in the hallway >take out juul >*puff puff* >9/10 qt3.14 is walking between 34 KB JPG classes >sees me >walks to me >"hey anon can I hit your juul?" >*autism kicks in* uhh, sure yeah *hands juul over* >she hits it a few times >hands it back >"thanks anon" *she walks away* >hit juul >taste her lipstick Tfw we basically f-----. Cya later virgins : Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)00:05:23 No.806524842 >>806524731 (OP) # >>autism kicks in That made no sense in context, so l'm concluding you're just a f------ summerfag that has seen one too many r/greentext posts >>806524880 #

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Anon releases a silent killer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)13:52:53 No.63817521 >did a sneaky fart >cute girl suddenly comes round the corner 45 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)13:52:53 No.63817521 >did a sneaky fart >cute girl suddenly comes round the corner 45 KB PNG

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