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: Anonymous I can't be the only one. 05/16/21(Sun)07:23:21 No.63691618 >be me >have constant narrator in my head >always talking, always thinking in words >basically need words to process sensory input from the world >typically think as if I'm having a 42 KB JPG conversation with someone >always thinking about past or future, or some topic or issue >saw youtube video recently that said this can be unhealthy >said it is kind of a coping mechanism >realized most people don't think like I do and instead tune into the world around them >have been trying to change, trying to silence the internal narrator >try to be in moment instead >anyone else know this feel?
: Anonymous I can't be the only one. 05/16/21(Sun)07:23:21 No.63691618 >be me >have constant narrator in my head >always talking, always thinking in words >basically need words to process sensory input from the world >typically think as if I'm having a 42 KB JPG conversation with someone >always thinking about past or future, or some topic or issue >saw youtube video recently that said this can be unhealthy >said it is kind of a coping mechanism >realized most people don't think like I do and instead tune into the world around them >have been trying to change, trying to silence the internal narrator >try to be in moment instead >anyone else know this feel?

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Anon has a laptop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #

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Anon wonders why liveleak got shut down | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war

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Anon is having acute renal failure. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:39:09 No.8490226 Day 6 of urine retention 228 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:39:09 No.8490226 Day 6 of urine retention 228 KB JPG

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anon explains the purpose of his gains. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what is your "end goal", anon?(...) 07/23/20(Thu) 16:32:28 No.56584035 what is the main goal with your /fit/ lifestyle? Is it to stay healthy the rest of your life? To get in shape to find a decent partner? Or are you just fighting off the feeling of depression? 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu) 16:35:13 No.56584062 >>56584035 (OP) # The complete destruction of the state of Israel. >>56584110 # >>56584111 # >>56584120 # >>56584126 # >>56584152 # >>56584169 # >>56584173 # >>56584180 # >>56584366 # >>56584435 # >>56584537 # >>56584569 # >>56584955 # >>56585050 # >>56585190 # >>56585220 # >>56585229 # >>56585303 # >>56585315 # >>56585626 # >>56585751 # >>56585830 # >>56585958 # >>56585978 # >>56585997 # >>56586080 # >>56586146 # >>56586355 # >>56586417 # >>56586477 # >>56586602 # >>56586738 # >>56587656 # >>56587689 # >>56587850 # >>56588158 # >>56588198 # >>56588943 # >>56589062 # >>56589128 # >>56589506 # >>56589533 #
: Anonymous what is your "end goal", anon?(...) 07/23/20(Thu) 16:32:28 No.56584035 what is the main goal with your /fit/ lifestyle? Is it to stay healthy the rest of your life? To get in shape to find a decent partner? Or are you just fighting off the feeling of depression? 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu) 16:35:13 No.56584062 >>56584035 (OP) # The complete destruction of the state of Israel. >>56584110 # >>56584111 # >>56584120 # >>56584126 # >>56584152 # >>56584169 # >>56584173 # >>56584180 # >>56584366 # >>56584435 # >>56584537 # >>56584569 # >>56584955 # >>56585050 # >>56585190 # >>56585220 # >>56585229 # >>56585303 # >>56585315 # >>56585626 # >>56585751 # >>56585830 # >>56585958 # >>56585978 # >>56585997 # >>56586080 # >>56586146 # >>56586355 # >>56586417 # >>56586477 # >>56586602 # >>56586738 # >>56587656 # >>56587689 # >>56587850 # >>56588158 # >>56588198 # >>56588943 # >>56589062 # >>56589128 # >>56589506 # >>56589533 #

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Anon stands up for the little guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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Canon loves his mom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on 10 KB JPG every video Thanks Mom
: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on 10 KB JPG every video Thanks Mom

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Anon is a hacker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)00:37:59 No.854528611 >be measly russian hacker >breach weak security of United States gasoline pipeline >demand $5million in bitcoins >angry old man screams to me "you lying pony dog" >continues to babble nonsense 101 KB JPG about Cornpops cereal and amtrak trains >i hang up on the old fool. perhaps him ill. >pipeline company calls back and apologize >sending bitcoin right over
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)00:37:59 No.854528611 >be measly russian hacker >breach weak security of United States gasoline pipeline >demand $5million in bitcoins >angry old man screams to me "you lying pony dog" >continues to babble nonsense 101 KB JPG about Cornpops cereal and amtrak trains >i hang up on the old fool. perhaps him ill. >pipeline company calls back and apologize >sending bitcoin right over

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Anon goes bald | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)19:25:47 No.63683187 >tfw oldfag >start to see my hair thining last <- month >say f--- it and shave it all breaking bad style >end up feeling alot better after a while 258 KB JPG >people from my gaming store I go to all the time say I look like a army drone or a monk now >in the store yesterday and got asked out by a girl out of nowhere This never happened with hair, you guys where dead wrong, this is the best s--- to ever happen to me. May be leaving robotdom now, Post more blackpills so I know what not to do lol.
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)19:25:47 No.63683187 >tfw oldfag >start to see my hair thining last <- month >say f--- it and shave it all breaking bad style >end up feeling alot better after a while 258 KB JPG >people from my gaming store I go to all the time say I look like a army drone or a monk now >in the store yesterday and got asked out by a girl out of nowhere This never happened with hair, you guys where dead wrong, this is the best s--- to ever happen to me. May be leaving robotdom now, Post more blackpills so I know what not to do lol.

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A day in the life in Brazil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Owixse6M 05/14/21(Fri)16:36:42 No.321578057 >>321575733 # Day in life of Brazil: >Wake up 5am >Eat a swamp rat for breakfast >Mom kisses you before you leave breath still smells of c-- 265 KB JPG and cigarettes after being h----- all night >Dodge bullets in the favela on the way to school >Spend morning selling drugs at school to help pay for Dads sex change >pray to Christ Redeemer you make enough money to have drugs left over for you and your 6yr old brother >Lunchtime Sopa de Macaco >Afternoon horticulture learn chop down endangered trees >Afterschool music lessons learn same 2step beat Reggaton 4 hours >Have to walk long way home because police firefight in 22nd ramshackle street >Get home, wake mum up for dinner >She orders a pizza with banana, peanuts, olives, egg and peas >>321578420 # >>321579272 # >>321587413 # >>321587811 #
: Anonymous (ID: Owixse6M 05/14/21(Fri)16:36:42 No.321578057 >>321575733 # Day in life of Brazil: >Wake up 5am >Eat a swamp rat for breakfast >Mom kisses you before you leave breath still smells of c-- 265 KB JPG and cigarettes after being h----- all night >Dodge bullets in the favela on the way to school >Spend morning selling drugs at school to help pay for Dads sex change >pray to Christ Redeemer you make enough money to have drugs left over for you and your 6yr old brother >Lunchtime Sopa de Macaco >Afternoon horticulture learn chop down endangered trees >Afterschool music lessons learn same 2step beat Reggaton 4 hours >Have to walk long way home because police firefight in 22nd ramshackle street >Get home, wake mum up for dinner >She orders a pizza with banana, peanuts, olives, egg and peas >>321578420 # >>321579272 # >>321587413 # >>321587811 #

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Anon does a heist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 >>549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit
Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 >>549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit

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Anon on a deathbed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment
Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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Anon is a male ally | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)01:51:31 No.62271235 >be me, last year >sitting in university library >headphones on, taking notes from textbook >feel tap on shoulder >ignore it, whoever it is will 611 KB PNG go away >feel tap on shoulder again >ignore again >hand is placed on my textbook and starts tapping it >painted nails, goddamnit it's a female >slide textbook away, keep ignoring >hand comes over from other side, placed on textbook yet again >grab hand and shove away as hard as I can >feel thud on the floor, can see people look out of the corner of my eye >ignore this too >subtly turn down music to listen >woman is crying, sounds like she's still laying on the floor >another female voice is talking (sounds like consolation), eventually both start moving away >get back to studying, haven't moved from my chair or even looked at them at this point >finish up a couple hours later and go back to dorm >get an email from the dean telling me that there was a complaint filed against me, have to attend meetings and go through disciplinary procedures >oh s--- l'm gonna get expelled >mfw I find out that the girl was from a feminist club and was trying to recruit me as a "male ally" >mfw there was a security camera in the library that captured everything >mfw the university dismissed the complaint and actually wanted to investigate her for instigating
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)01:51:31 No.62271235 >be me, last year >sitting in university library >headphones on, taking notes from textbook >feel tap on shoulder >ignore it, whoever it is will 611 KB PNG go away >feel tap on shoulder again >ignore again >hand is placed on my textbook and starts tapping it >painted nails, goddamnit it's a female >slide textbook away, keep ignoring >hand comes over from other side, placed on textbook yet again >grab hand and shove away as hard as I can >feel thud on the floor, can see people look out of the corner of my eye >ignore this too >subtly turn down music to listen >woman is crying, sounds like she's still laying on the floor >another female voice is talking (sounds like consolation), eventually both start moving away >get back to studying, haven't moved from my chair or even looked at them at this point >finish up a couple hours later and go back to dorm >get an email from the dean telling me that there was a complaint filed against me, have to attend meetings and go through disciplinary procedures >oh s--- l'm gonna get expelled >mfw I find out that the girl was from a feminist club and was trying to recruit me as a "male ally" >mfw there was a security camera in the library that captured everything >mfw the university dismissed the complaint and actually wanted to investigate her for instigating

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Anon is a coombender | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ideg/ - Degenerate General 05/16/21(Sun)01:28:26 No.63687021 How degenerate are you? I'm very degenerate. >I literally think about p--- 80% of the time >l j------- 5 times a day, sometimes more 523 KB PNG >I have days where I exclusively j------- all day (Sundays) >I can j------- to almost anything (as long as its legal) >My d--- is damaged from so much prone masturbating, it's 1 inch smaller than it used to be and less girthy >my underwear is stained + usually encrusted with semen >In college I accidentally coomed on my homework, had to tell professor my dog slobbered all over it, I don't think he believed me >Had a Pornhub and Brazzers subscription ever since I had my first credit card >Only anime I ever watched is hentai >Only watch movies/shows to COOM >My room is unironically filled with posters of nude women (both 2d and 3d), don't have any friends or family who visit anyway >Planning on getting a sex doll soon, trying to save up for a very high end one >Have my d--- in my hand right now
: Anonymous Ideg/ - Degenerate General 05/16/21(Sun)01:28:26 No.63687021 How degenerate are you? I'm very degenerate. >I literally think about p--- 80% of the time >l j------- 5 times a day, sometimes more 523 KB PNG >I have days where I exclusively j------- all day (Sundays) >I can j------- to almost anything (as long as its legal) >My d--- is damaged from so much prone masturbating, it's 1 inch smaller than it used to be and less girthy >my underwear is stained + usually encrusted with semen >In college I accidentally coomed on my homework, had to tell professor my dog slobbered all over it, I don't think he believed me >Had a Pornhub and Brazzers subscription ever since I had my first credit card >Only anime I ever watched is hentai >Only watch movies/shows to COOM >My room is unironically filled with posters of nude women (both 2d and 3d), don't have any friends or family who visit anyway >Planning on getting a sex doll soon, trying to save up for a very high end one >Have my d--- in my hand right now

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Anons brother is the best prankster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)16:40:40 No.840133738 >be my brother >dad and brother hating each other >dad is a hardcore homophobic (but it's the ok homophobic because it's out of religious reasons) >brother has greatidea.exe 108 KB JPG >to prank dad he pretends to be gay >goes all in: making out in front of everyone, "accidentally“ leaving used condoms in his room etc. >he's doing the whole gay show >dad is furious and raging every day >wants brother to move out >brother keeps his show up and moves together with his "boyfriend“ >dad breaks up contact but brother keeps the show running, just in case >time forward brother marries new prank-boyfriend >dad is completely done with him >dad died >hilarious brother won't stop the prank >even goes a step further and buys a house with his prank-husband and they even adopt a child together >hilarious! >dad would be so furios if he'd know >brother is the best prankster of them all >pic is my brothers “husband“ receiving a prank- b------ from him when they're old
: Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)16:40:40 No.840133738 >be my brother >dad and brother hating each other >dad is a hardcore homophobic (but it's the ok homophobic because it's out of religious reasons) >brother has greatidea.exe 108 KB JPG >to prank dad he pretends to be gay >goes all in: making out in front of everyone, "accidentally“ leaving used condoms in his room etc. >he's doing the whole gay show >dad is furious and raging every day >wants brother to move out >brother keeps his show up and moves together with his "boyfriend“ >dad breaks up contact but brother keeps the show running, just in case >time forward brother marries new prank-boyfriend >dad is completely done with him >dad died >hilarious brother won't stop the prank >even goes a step further and buys a house with his prank-husband and they even adopt a child together >hilarious! >dad would be so furios if he'd know >brother is the best prankster of them all >pic is my brothers “husband“ receiving a prank- b------ from him when they're old

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Anon likes Elon Musk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/21 (Sat) 20:24:48 No.254585 >>254620 File (hide): 1621106688329.png (47.36 KB, 255x201, 4b491f087eaa0f88353189f42f....png) >OMG ELON MUSK DID A THING!!! HE'S JUST LIKE ME!
Anonymous 05/15/21 (Sat) 20:24:48 No.254585 >>254620 File (hide): 1621106688329.png (47.36 KB, 255x201, 4b491f087eaa0f88353189f42f....png) >OMG ELON MUSK DID A THING!!! HE'S JUST LIKE ME!

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Anon works at McDonald's. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.747624916 >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked animatic >underpaid McDonald's employees when telling the 714th Rick and Morty fan that they can't have their McNasty meme sauce to dip their mcnugs in Source animatic 9.034 notes >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and l'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh l'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.747624916 >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked animatic >underpaid McDonald's employees when telling the 714th Rick and Morty fan that they can't have their McNasty meme sauce to dip their mcnugs in Source animatic 9.034 notes >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and l'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh l'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"

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Anon blames Israel. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)11:17:27 No.49127376 >be me >gamer >c-- on the floor >eat it >vomit on myself >blame Israel 345 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)11:19:28 No.49127399 >>49127376 (OP) # IT WUS DA JEWS! THEIR FULT IM A FAILURE! >>49127717 # : Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)11:57:43 No.49127717 >>49127376 (OP) # >>49127399 # mock all you want, but have you seen any proof that the jews DIDN'T do it?
: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)11:17:27 No.49127376 >be me >gamer >c-- on the floor >eat it >vomit on myself >blame Israel 345 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)11:19:28 No.49127399 >>49127376 (OP) # IT WUS DA JEWS! THEIR FULT IM A FAILURE! >>49127717 # : Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)11:57:43 No.49127717 >>49127376 (OP) # >>49127399 # mock all you want, but have you seen any proof that the jews DIDN'T do it?

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Anon signs a petition | /r/Greentext

*CONCERN* >Be me >Have a grandpa who believes in Q, etc >l ask him on fb if he knows where Q comes from >He said it was a website called 4-something >Ask him if he ever been there >He say no >I send him the link to this marvelous website >l tell him Q came from /pol/ >Told him to never go to /b/ >A few hours pass by >Wondering what's up to >Suddenly he writes me back >Says he was horrified about everything he saw >Was especially shocked by the loli and shota threads >Has lost faith in Q and humanity >The next day >l see his fb page >He posted a petition to ban 4chan >He raided MAGA pages to share his petition >Apparently he wrote to all of his friends about the things he saw >l signed the petition so he wouldn't suspect I'm a /b/tard I wonder if I should have kept my mouth shut 50m (5/15 23:14) · 854500701 >>854500571 (OP) >Be me >have retarded grandkid who should kys F--- off loser. You're the worst
*CONCERN* >Be me >Have a grandpa who believes in Q, etc >l ask him on fb if he knows where Q comes from >He said it was a website called 4-something >Ask him if he ever been there >He say no >I send him the link to this marvelous website >l tell him Q came from /pol/ >Told him to never go to /b/ >A few hours pass by >Wondering what's up to >Suddenly he writes me back >Says he was horrified about everything he saw >Was especially shocked by the loli and shota threads >Has lost faith in Q and humanity >The next day >l see his fb page >He posted a petition to ban 4chan >He raided MAGA pages to share his petition >Apparently he wrote to all of his friends about the things he saw >l signed the petition so he wouldn't suspect I'm a /b/tard I wonder if I should have kept my mouth shut 50m (5/15 23:14) · 854500701 >>854500571 (OP) >Be me >have retarded grandkid who should kys F--- off loser. You're the worst

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: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:13:12 No.852508752 >do something bad >nobody was hurt but it was very immoral >feel disgusted by myself and vow never to do it again afterwards >nobody knows about it >if anyone knew, they would hate 22 KB JPG me How do I get over the guilt? I feel horrible... : Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:14:19 No.852508819 >>852508752 (OP) # Same guy from last thread? You jerked off to some 16 year old on tik tok right? >>852508885 # >>852508993 # : Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:15:29 No.852508885 >>852508819 # yes >>852508913 #
: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:13:12 No.852508752 >do something bad >nobody was hurt but it was very immoral >feel disgusted by myself and vow never to do it again afterwards >nobody knows about it >if anyone knew, they would hate 22 KB JPG me How do I get over the guilt? I feel horrible... : Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:14:19 No.852508819 >>852508752 (OP) # Same guy from last thread? You jerked off to some 16 year old on tik tok right? >>852508885 # >>852508993 # : Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:15:29 No.852508885 >>852508819 # yes >>852508913 #

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