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: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)16:42:40 No.63635983 >be me >be black >mfw 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed)16:45:23 No.63635998 >>63635983 (OP) # >be black >both ex gfs become cops >never go outside [Worried laughter.] 526 KB PNG

: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)16:42:40 No.63635983 >be me >be black >mfw 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed)16:45:23 No.63635998 >>63635983 (OP) # >be black >both ex gfs become cops >never go outside [Worried laughter.] 526 KB PNG

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anon is- is.. umm... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:46 No.3241343 Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been r---- (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly 423 KB JPG distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the r-----'s imaginary c-- out of my a------ and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:46 No.3241343 Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been r---- (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly 423 KB JPG distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the r-----'s imaginary c-- out of my a------ and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

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Anon is changing teams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)00:38:22 No.63583184 >make a tinder account >0 hits in an hour >make a grindr account >50 f--- want to suck my c--- and f--- me in the ass w--, is it really this easy for gays to have sex? 85 KB JPG

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)00:38:22 No.63583184 >make a tinder account >0 hits in an hour >make a grindr account >50 f--- want to suck my c--- and f--- me in the ass w--, is it really this easy for gays to have sex? 85 KB JPG

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Anon is an asshole | /r/Greentext

>get into dispute with coworkers >everyone is p----- at me >I think I'm justified >let's try r/AmltheAsshole >post gets on front page >95% of the comments say 16 KB JPG YTA >ohshit.png >surely I wasn't THAT horrible >screenshot of the post ends up on r/iamatotalpieceofshit and gets more upvotes than the original AITA post : Anonymous 06/25/19(Tue)16:46:07 No.803144110 >inb4 posted on r/4chan stick to b, f-----

>get into dispute with coworkers >everyone is p----- at me >I think I'm justified >let's try r/AmltheAsshole >post gets on front page >95% of the comments say 16 KB JPG YTA >ohshit.png >surely I wasn't THAT horrible >screenshot of the post ends up on r/iamatotalpieceofshit and gets more upvotes than the original AITA post : Anonymous 06/25/19(Tue)16:46:07 No.803144110 >inb4 posted on r/4chan stick to b, f-----

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Anons web was something else | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG

: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG

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Anon is at the train-station | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins 4 KB JPG

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins 4 KB JPG

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Anon bullies back | /r/Greentext

>be me >16, in school >in pause in the classroom with some others, minding my own business. >a girl that's bisexual calls me a f----- and laughs, 77 KB JPG others laugh with her >i look up, say that being bi is a mental illness as a response and laugh aswell >she storms out crying >calls the teacher, everyone else in the room screams at me >eventually get kicked out of the school >mfw

>be me >16, in school >in pause in the classroom with some others, minding my own business. >a girl that's bisexual calls me a f----- and laughs, 77 KB JPG others laugh with her >i look up, say that being bi is a mental illness as a response and laugh aswell >she storms out crying >calls the teacher, everyone else in the room screams at me >eventually get kicked out of the school >mfw

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Anon has a neighbour | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)19:58:26 No.851366393 >be me >taking a s--- >window to bathroom is open and my bathroom is located in the backside of my house so you can see garden through window of bathroom 6 KB JPG my neighbour is in his garden >hear me fart as the result of me trying to force it out >he makes a fart sound >tfw l'm sealing my bathroom windows forever

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)19:58:26 No.851366393 >be me >taking a s--- >window to bathroom is open and my bathroom is located in the backside of my house so you can see garden through window of bathroom 6 KB JPG my neighbour is in his garden >hear me fart as the result of me trying to force it out >he makes a fart sound >tfw l'm sealing my bathroom windows forever

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anon is a patriot | /r/Greentext

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

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Anon is full of shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: y19g821D) = Is this true...?? 06/05/18(Tue)14:08:21 No.5390981 >just been told the flap in boxers is for pulling your d--- thru and pissing >l've been wearing them backwards my whole life >always referred to the flap as the s------- 19 KB JPG >l'm 28 So everyone else really goes bare ass when they s---? How the f--- do you guys guide it in the bowl then?!

: Anonymous (ID: y19g821D) = Is this true...?? 06/05/18(Tue)14:08:21 No.5390981 >just been told the flap in boxers is for pulling your d--- thru and pissing >l've been wearing them backwards my whole life >always referred to the flap as the s------- 19 KB JPG >l'm 28 So everyone else really goes bare ass when they s---? How the f--- do you guys guide it in the bowl then?!

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Anon exploits the poor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)13:28:16 No.63636092 >finally win the lottery >remember that lottery tickets are disproportionately bought by lower income groups >mfw I realize I got rich at the 129 KB PNG expense of poorfags

: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)13:28:16 No.63636092 >finally win the lottery >remember that lottery tickets are disproportionately bought by lower income groups >mfw I realize I got rich at the 129 KB PNG expense of poorfags

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Anon realizes time flies fast | /r/Greentext

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Anon picks a side in israel-palestine conflict | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2¡USCV3U ) H 05/12/21(Wed)08:05:57 No.321166552 >>321166198 (OP) # I went to a arab store and ordered a kebab. I said: You heard on the news how the goddamn alyahadi Israelis are killing palestinian children. I get to cashier. Cashier says: Dont worry you dont have to pay its a gift. I go to Jew owned store and say: You heard what those terrorist palestinians are doing to israeli children? I go to cashier and cashier says: That would be 12.35€. I made the decision, i side with 50 KB JPG palestine. >>321167077 # >>321167702 # >>321170047 # >>321170108 #

: Anonymous (ID: 2¡USCV3U ) H 05/12/21(Wed)08:05:57 No.321166552 >>321166198 (OP) # I went to a arab store and ordered a kebab. I said: You heard on the news how the goddamn alyahadi Israelis are killing palestinian children. I get to cashier. Cashier says: Dont worry you dont have to pay its a gift. I go to Jew owned store and say: You heard what those terrorist palestinians are doing to israeli children? I go to cashier and cashier says: That would be 12.35€. I made the decision, i side with 50 KB JPG palestine. >>321167077 # >>321167702 # >>321170047 # >>321170108 #

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Anon is not a racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:12:32 No.751146774 What race would you erase from existence forever? 53 KB GIF : Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:16:08 No.751147037 >>751146774 (OP) # 400m it doesn't have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m but doesn't let long-distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races its just kinda a s----- middle ground nobody likes >>751147105 # >>751147321 # >>751147501 # >>751147654 #

: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:12:32 No.751146774 What race would you erase from existence forever? 53 KB GIF : Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:16:08 No.751147037 >>751146774 (OP) # 400m it doesn't have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m but doesn't let long-distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races its just kinda a s----- middle ground nobody likes >>751147105 # >>751147321 # >>751147501 # >>751147654 #

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Anon uncovers the truth behind a movie poster | /r/Greentext

1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention

1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention

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Anon likes interesting facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:37:33 No.854170715 Things that keep you up at night? >be me >9-10 years old >really like interesting facts 16 KB JPG because autism >looking at google images for interesting facts >find one that says "mcdonalds has a secret item called the mcgangbang" >its two cheeseburgers with a chicken sandwich in between them >don't know what gangbang means because sheltered little t--- >tell everyone I know about the mcgangbang Now be me, 20 years old >mfw it haunts me everyday 10 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:37:33 No.854170715 Things that keep you up at night? >be me >9-10 years old >really like interesting facts 16 KB JPG because autism >looking at google images for interesting facts >find one that says "mcdonalds has a secret item called the mcgangbang" >its two cheeseburgers with a chicken sandwich in between them >don't know what gangbang means because sheltered little t--- >tell everyone I know about the mcgangbang Now be me, 20 years old >mfw it haunts me everyday 10 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon shits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 813862559 >be me >8 years old >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw 10 REPLIES ...

Anonymous 1 hour ago 813862559 >be me >8 years old >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw 10 REPLIES ...

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Anon does not like new girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)02:01:17 No.9632485 >be me > was in high school >a 5/10 new girl joins class as new student >decide to befriend her because she seems nice 52 KB JPG >starts talking >tells me how she has depression and adhd and various mental illnesses >i asked her if they are diagnosed >she said no but its 'obvious' >mfw i befriended a retarded basic white c--- >ok well maybe thats just a bad thing about her >still being friends with her >tells me how shes the s--- of everyone and how every guy in the class thinks shes hot >tells me a dude has been staring at her boobs >she is completely flat >mfw I wasted my time on retarded basic white c--- >mfw white c--- still thinks l'm her friend 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)02:01:17 No.9632485 >be me > was in high school >a 5/10 new girl joins class as new student >decide to befriend her because she seems nice 52 KB JPG >starts talking >tells me how she has depression and adhd and various mental illnesses >i asked her if they are diagnosed >she said no but its 'obvious' >mfw i befriended a retarded basic white c--- >ok well maybe thats just a bad thing about her >still being friends with her >tells me how shes the s--- of everyone and how every guy in the class thinks shes hot >tells me a dude has been staring at her boobs >she is completely flat >mfw I wasted my time on retarded basic white c--- >mfw white c--- still thinks l'm her friend 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be | /r/Greentext

>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt

>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt

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Anon play a game | /r/Greentext

connect 4.jpg 37 KB JPG >Valiant effort, Mr. Bond. However, you neglected to look diagonally.

connect 4.jpg 37 KB JPG >Valiant effort, Mr. Bond. However, you neglected to look diagonally.

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