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Anon is simply devilish | /r/Greentext

How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. %3D Who is the loser now?
How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. %3D Who is the loser now?

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anon could stab her with the mighty D | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)00:46:16 No.757814844 >me 6 y.o. >out of f------ nowhere I stab this girl with a pencil (I stabbed her hand) >obviously I got into big trouble >4 years later we end up in the same group in elementary >she's still f------ p----- that I stabbed her with a pencil >a year later she moves out of town >2014, I'm bar diving, cruisin' for p---- >this hot chick has been eyeballing me all night >it's pretty obvious she wants the D >l approach with romantic intentions >"omg, are you anon from happy cloud kindergarden?" >why yes I am ma'am >you remember how you stabbed me with a pencil? I sill have the tip lodged under my skin >Crazy times right? anyway, now that we're both older I can stab you with the mighty D all night >she slaps me, calls me an a------ a proceeds to tell the security people l've been harassing her all night >they kicked me out f------ bitch, I'm glad I stabbed her and l'd do it again.
: Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)00:46:16 No.757814844 >me 6 y.o. >out of f------ nowhere I stab this girl with a pencil (I stabbed her hand) >obviously I got into big trouble >4 years later we end up in the same group in elementary >she's still f------ p----- that I stabbed her with a pencil >a year later she moves out of town >2014, I'm bar diving, cruisin' for p---- >this hot chick has been eyeballing me all night >it's pretty obvious she wants the D >l approach with romantic intentions >"omg, are you anon from happy cloud kindergarden?" >why yes I am ma'am >you remember how you stabbed me with a pencil? I sill have the tip lodged under my skin >Crazy times right? anyway, now that we're both older I can stab you with the mighty D all night >she slaps me, calls me an a------ a proceeds to tell the security people l've been harassing her all night >they kicked me out f------ bitch, I'm glad I stabbed her and l'd do it again.

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Anon reminisces the good old days | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nL2wgYrM) 05/11/21(Tue)10:42:31 No.35023847 v >>3 sadjak.jpg (31 KB, 720x748) google yandex iqdb wait >pretend to be sick >heat up thermometer on lightbulb when mom not looking >anon, youre burning up! III call you off school >wait til mom leaves >remove ethernet cord from back of router >slide family computer desk out of the way >stretch it across the room >plug into my ps2 >play star wars battlefront 2 online all day >end every match with 4 kills and 40 deaths >doesn't matter >the most fun l've ever had >put everything back in place at 4pm >slide back into bed >garage door opens >hi mom >hey anon, how you doing? you been drinking your fluids? >yes mom >eat chicken noodle soup while watching avatar on tv >bed time >drift into a dream filled slumber >the opportunities are endless >my whole life is in front of me
Anonymous (ID: nL2wgYrM) 05/11/21(Tue)10:42:31 No.35023847 v >>3 sadjak.jpg (31 KB, 720x748) google yandex iqdb wait >pretend to be sick >heat up thermometer on lightbulb when mom not looking >anon, youre burning up! III call you off school >wait til mom leaves >remove ethernet cord from back of router >slide family computer desk out of the way >stretch it across the room >plug into my ps2 >play star wars battlefront 2 online all day >end every match with 4 kills and 40 deaths >doesn't matter >the most fun l've ever had >put everything back in place at 4pm >slide back into bed >garage door opens >hi mom >hey anon, how you doing? you been drinking your fluids? >yes mom >eat chicken noodle soup while watching avatar on tv >bed time >drift into a dream filled slumber >the opportunities are endless >my whole life is in front of me

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Anon of the Hill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)19:33:16 No.150714206 210[1].jpg 13 KB JPG >>150711524 (OP) # >Peg, listen... heh... it's great that you're makin' money and all. But I'm not sure I'm comfortable with these dang messages you're getting. "Send feet", "show-", ugh...". p----"... And what's this one say? "Loved the video of you taking BBC"? You were on the news? >>150714262 # >>150716859 # 4HH
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)19:33:16 No.150714206 210[1].jpg 13 KB JPG >>150711524 (OP) # >Peg, listen... heh... it's great that you're makin' money and all. But I'm not sure I'm comfortable with these dang messages you're getting. "Send feet", "show-", ugh...". p----"... And what's this one say? "Loved the video of you taking BBC"? You were on the news? >>150714262 # >>150716859 # 4HH

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Sweden btfo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EE 05/05/21(Wed)20:25:12 No.144384578 >be American >butter comes in a bucket 14 KB PNG : Anonymous = 05/05/21(Wed)20:29:21 No.144384818 >>144384578 (OP) # >be Swedish >rapefugees come in women 2 KB JPG >>144384849 # >>144384880 # >>144384984 # >>144385049 #
: Anonymous EE 05/05/21(Wed)20:25:12 No.144384578 >be American >butter comes in a bucket 14 KB PNG : Anonymous = 05/05/21(Wed)20:29:21 No.144384818 >>144384578 (OP) # >be Swedish >rapefugees come in women 2 KB JPG >>144384849 # >>144384880 # >>144384984 # >>144385049 #

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Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)22:53:31 No.854132396 >be me >a depression riddled suicidal bitch >goes to school everyday looking like complete s--- >bullied >ask a girl who talks s--- about me what she thinks about my mental state >tells me everyone thinks I must be suicidal and have 28 KB JPG mental health issues >mfw I realize everyone knows how much I suffer and still choose to make fun of me Wow i must be that f------ annoying
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)22:53:31 No.854132396 >be me >a depression riddled suicidal bitch >goes to school everyday looking like complete s--- >bullied >ask a girl who talks s--- about me what she thinks about my mental state >tells me everyone thinks I must be suicidal and have 28 KB JPG mental health issues >mfw I realize everyone knows how much I suffer and still choose to make fun of me Wow i must be that f------ annoying

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Anon gets a fembot girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:17:37 No.63610569 >get fembot gf >its all fun and games >get her pregnent >she cuts her belly open and kills the unborn child in one of her depresive episodes 15 KB JPG be warned robots 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:17:37 No.63610569 >get fembot gf >its all fun and games >get her pregnent >she cuts her belly open and kills the unborn child in one of her depresive episodes 15 KB JPG be warned robots 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon gets lucky. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 05/10/21(Mon)15:21:12 No.63612917 >be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no one else but I don't really want to date 9 KB JPG her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a p---- to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:23:41 No.63612941 >>63612917 (OP) # I'm happy for your loss, anon. >>63613782 #
: Anonymous E 05/10/21(Mon)15:21:12 No.63612917 >be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no one else but I don't really want to date 9 KB JPG her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a p---- to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:23:41 No.63612941 >>63612917 (OP) # I'm happy for your loss, anon. >>63613782 #

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Anon becomes dom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/ | (Mon)19:19:25 Nó.850243563 >be me >straight >not a lot of money due to covid >gay friend works as a payboy >tells me there are a lot of people looking for young male doms >say f--- it and decide to try it out 198 KB JPG >only through webcam because of the virus >actually don't care about the virus >just don't want to see naked men irl >somehow get clients >don't know what the f--- do >just call them pieces of s--- and f----- >make close to 5k every month >literally easiest job I ever had W-- /b/ros, why did nobody ever tell me making money could be this easy? 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 03/ | (Mon)19:19:25 Nó.850243563 >be me >straight >not a lot of money due to covid >gay friend works as a payboy >tells me there are a lot of people looking for young male doms >say f--- it and decide to try it out 198 KB JPG >only through webcam because of the virus >actually don't care about the virus >just don't want to see naked men irl >somehow get clients >don't know what the f--- do >just call them pieces of s--- and f----- >make close to 5k every month >literally easiest job I ever had W-- /b/ros, why did nobody ever tell me making money could be this easy? 1 Reply View Thread

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anon beats the game | /r/Greentext

* Anonymous 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid
* Anonymous 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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Anon is getting TOPPED | /r/Greentext


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Anon provides help for poor girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?
: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?

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Anon goes to sleep early | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.

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Anon has a close call | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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Anon likes Beethoven | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)12:05:05 No.854093583 >come home from work >first thing I do is lay down in bed, and ponder at the roof >take my phone, some headphones and browse >out of thin air I think of listening to 6 KB JPG beethoven 9 >turn on the long 80 minute version >relax, listening to a quiet yet dramatic orchestra play out a tune to my ears i remember it felt otherworldly, haven't been happier that I listened to the full thing
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)12:05:05 No.854093583 >come home from work >first thing I do is lay down in bed, and ponder at the roof >take my phone, some headphones and browse >out of thin air I think of listening to 6 KB JPG beethoven 9 >turn on the long 80 minute version >relax, listening to a quiet yet dramatic orchestra play out a tune to my ears i remember it felt otherworldly, haven't been happier that I listened to the full thing

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)21:46:35 No.842567137 >be me, fish WHY? >live in science class fish tank >just swimming around randomly one day >"boy I sure love my life in this nice water" 26 KB PNG >a special needs kid proceeds to pour fabric softener in the tank >mfw
: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)21:46:35 No.842567137 >be me, fish WHY? >live in science class fish tank >just swimming around randomly one day >"boy I sure love my life in this nice water" 26 KB PNG >a special needs kid proceeds to pour fabric softener in the tank >mfw

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Anon wants Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:54:33 No.854040996 Do you have any good Kazaa stories? >be me >12yo, don't know how to spot suspicious files 6 KB JPG >Shrek 2.avi.exe 14kb >seems legit > can no longer boot computer > repairman comes over, my whole family is in the room when my downloaded scat p--- folder is discovered
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:54:33 No.854040996 Do you have any good Kazaa stories? >be me >12yo, don't know how to spot suspicious files 6 KB JPG >Shrek 2.avi.exe 14kb >seems legit > can no longer boot computer > repairman comes over, my whole family is in the room when my downloaded scat p--- folder is discovered

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Anon watches the Simpsons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.854057324 >Be me >Watching Simpsons guest couch gag compilation >LA-Z Rider (the 80s one) comes on reallyawesome.jpg >Look up animator >Steve Cutts 135 KB JPG >See his other works >Nothing but annoying "Humans bad" b------- >Mfw the only thing of value he ever has and will make is a f------ Simpsons couch gag
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.854057324 >Be me >Watching Simpsons guest couch gag compilation >LA-Z Rider (the 80s one) comes on reallyawesome.jpg >Look up animator >Steve Cutts 135 KB JPG >See his other works >Nothing but annoying "Humans bad" b------- >Mfw the only thing of value he ever has and will make is a f------ Simpsons couch gag

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Anon memed himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real
: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real

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Anon is terrified | /r/Greentext

File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49 22 No. 150720588 - >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??
File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49 22 No. 150720588 - >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??

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