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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)17:42:01 No.854036063 Devilish stories thread >Have a big d--- by American standards(7.5) but pretty ugly face so no gf >Go to Japan (Marines) >Girls there are attracted to me just 645 KB PNG because l'm white >Have sex with dozens of Japanese girls during the time I'm there >Now every Japanese guy these girls f--- from now on will disappoint them Top kek
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)17:42:01 No.854036063 Devilish stories thread >Have a big d--- by American standards(7.5) but pretty ugly face so no gf >Go to Japan (Marines) >Girls there are attracted to me just 645 KB PNG because l'm white >Have sex with dozens of Japanese girls during the time I'm there >Now every Japanese guy these girls f--- from now on will disappoint them Top kek

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Anon is a solder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US R1X Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... T DX Iwas in Ine miumary u my >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli
Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US R1X Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... T DX Iwas in Ine miumary u my >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli

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Anon is an NPC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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Anon finally finds a soulmate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)00:04:09 No.63597231 >Straight >No friends >Never had a gf >Go to college THE ANGEL PEVL ON e >New guy in class comes in >He's openly gay and kind to everyone, including me. Literally an 1.82 MB PNG angel who could do noting wrong >We become good friends over time >A few months roll by >He confesses to me >Says he always felt like this since he first met I don't know what to do anons, I don't want to break his heart and having a lover would be nice, but I don't know how people will view me. I don't want to be made fun of : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)00:06:04 No.63597256 >>63597231 (OP) # Go get topped OP 13 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)00:04:09 No.63597231 >Straight >No friends >Never had a gf >Go to college THE ANGEL PEVL ON e >New guy in class comes in >He's openly gay and kind to everyone, including me. Literally an 1.82 MB PNG angel who could do noting wrong >We become good friends over time >A few months roll by >He confesses to me >Says he always felt like this since he first met I don't know what to do anons, I don't want to break his heart and having a lover would be nice, but I don't know how people will view me. I don't want to be made fun of : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)00:06:04 No.63597256 >>63597231 (OP) # Go get topped OP 13 KB PNG

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Anon cures depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked 9 KB JPG >realize deppression is cringe >litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked 9 KB JPG >realize deppression is cringe >litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon plays with fire, gets burned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 #
: Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 #

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Anon can‘t sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:31:49 No.63594178 >be me >have house >renovation next door >5 am 30 KB PNG >BBVBVBVBVVVVVVWWWMMMMMMM >f--- you, Jerry
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:31:49 No.63594178 >be me >have house >renovation next door >5 am 30 KB PNG >BBVBVBVBVVVVVVWWWMMMMMMM >f--- you, Jerry

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Anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/21(Tue)19:40:45 No.137577790 1609952754578.jpg 6 KB JPG >applying for a cashier position >have to write a two-page motivational letter
: Anonymous 01/12/21(Tue)19:40:45 No.137577790 1609952754578.jpg 6 KB JPG >applying for a cashier position >have to write a two-page motivational letter

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Anon beats racism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)19:34:23 No.548733976 f.jpg 29 KB JPG >>548732910_(OP)_# >game ends >l say "ni" >someone says "gg" >l say "er"
: Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)19:34:23 No.548733976 f.jpg 29 KB JPG >>548732910_(OP)_# >game ends >l say "ni" >someone says "gg" >l say "er"

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Anon fights back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.619019470 21 minutes ago >16 years old >walking to the bus stop to go to school >group of girls walking behind me >hear one say "you dare me?" >the other one say "I double dare you" >This bitch blindsides me and swings her fist into my temple from behind >Thatfuckishappening.jpg >l fall face first into concrete >the other two laugh as my nose bleed >get up >she got all up in my face, shoved me and yelled, "Whatchu gonna do about it, f-----? Hit a girl?" >Dont tempt me bitch >slammed my palm into her face and knocked her the f--- out >mfw they call me a monster >mfw they sream women beater What do you guys think of girls using their gender to protect themselves 5 replies Anonymous No.619019875 18 minutes ago f----- got em
Anonymous No.619019470 21 minutes ago >16 years old >walking to the bus stop to go to school >group of girls walking behind me >hear one say "you dare me?" >the other one say "I double dare you" >This bitch blindsides me and swings her fist into my temple from behind >Thatfuckishappening.jpg >l fall face first into concrete >the other two laugh as my nose bleed >get up >she got all up in my face, shoved me and yelled, "Whatchu gonna do about it, f-----? Hit a girl?" >Dont tempt me bitch >slammed my palm into her face and knocked her the f--- out >mfw they call me a monster >mfw they sream women beater What do you guys think of girls using their gender to protect themselves 5 replies Anonymous No.619019875 18 minutes ago f----- got em

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Anon doesn't sell drugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake feels good man drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to 30 KB JPG freshmen >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake feels good man drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to 30 KB JPG freshmen >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class

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Anon has a good friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >l take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >l think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >l take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >l think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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Anon discovers FDS | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this 35 KB JPG https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this 35 KB JPG https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread

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Anon spills the beans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: eDLgEdpo GUYS HELP I SCREWED UP BAD!!! 04/24/17(Mon)16:01:43 No.122645157 >be me >time to get wisdom teeth pulled out >go under drugs >my family now has videos of me crying profusely as i rant on about how the jews 37 KB JPG are subverting our white culture >mfw the doctor is jewish >mfw everybody knows i'm a bad goy >plz 2 help
: Anonymous (ID: eDLgEdpo GUYS HELP I SCREWED UP BAD!!! 04/24/17(Mon)16:01:43 No.122645157 >be me >time to get wisdom teeth pulled out >go under drugs >my family now has videos of me crying profusely as i rant on about how the jews 37 KB JPG are subverting our white culture >mfw the doctor is jewish >mfw everybody knows i'm a bad goy >plz 2 help

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Anon hates his father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!" >he does a running jump 83 KB JPG >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!" >he does a running jump 83 KB JPG >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME

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Anon is socially inept | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/18(Wed)15:20:34 No.48226468 >This Uber driver is known for great conversation 7 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 09/19/18(Wed)15:20:34 No.48226468 >This Uber driver is known for great conversation 7 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon gets the good succ | /r/Greentext

f------ hell /b/ros, this just happened yesterday. >be me >go to best bros house >we be having a good time, getting high, watching crazy s--- on the tele >s--- was so cash >he says hes got to go to the store for more munchies >ok bro >he leaves >be alone watching tv >his bitch walks out of his bedroom >l say hello and she looks at me and nods >lol, she never was much of a talker >ask her how her day was > rough" >yeah, I know that feel girl >shes just awkwardly staring at me now >pat on the seat next to me and invite her to sit down >she comes over and sits >we are watching some s--- on like comedy central or whatever >she doesn't seem too interested >she rests her head on my lap >boner jpeg >start stroking her hair >she likes it >she looks up at me with dem puppy-dog eyes >it was f------ adorable >my boner is now reaching full potential >she sees it and stares at it >l unzip my pants and take out my d--- >she starts licking it >she was kinda sloppy, but still good >about to c-- >friend comes back in from store >mfw he sees me getting sucked off by his dog
f------ hell /b/ros, this just happened yesterday. >be me >go to best bros house >we be having a good time, getting high, watching crazy s--- on the tele >s--- was so cash >he says hes got to go to the store for more munchies >ok bro >he leaves >be alone watching tv >his bitch walks out of his bedroom >l say hello and she looks at me and nods >lol, she never was much of a talker >ask her how her day was > rough" >yeah, I know that feel girl >shes just awkwardly staring at me now >pat on the seat next to me and invite her to sit down >she comes over and sits >we are watching some s--- on like comedy central or whatever >she doesn't seem too interested >she rests her head on my lap >boner jpeg >start stroking her hair >she likes it >she looks up at me with dem puppy-dog eyes >it was f------ adorable >my boner is now reaching full potential >she sees it and stares at it >l unzip my pants and take out my d--- >she starts licking it >she was kinda sloppy, but still good >about to c-- >friend comes back in from store >mfw he sees me getting sucked off by his dog

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

>>47921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depression >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift s--- at first but progress becomes noticeable >enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it >love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet >losing fat fast >gaining mass fast >confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed >he tells me he's proud of me I f------ love you dad, I'm so incredibly lucky I'm your son
>>47921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depression >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift s--- at first but progress becomes noticeable >enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it >love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet >losing fat fast >gaining mass fast >confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed >he tells me he's proud of me I f------ love you dad, I'm so incredibly lucky I'm your son

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Anon is a philosopher? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)20:26:41 No.849995996 >be me >a philosopher >be me? they are based, de not quarret with them V they are shills, ignore them." -Nepetetus 338 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)20:26:41 No.849995996 >be me >a philosopher >be me? they are based, de not quarret with them V they are shills, ignore them." -Nepetetus 338 KB JPG

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Anon finishes the game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 543509053 2 sa. önce •0. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 543509053 2 sa. önce •0. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY

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