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Femanon is self-conscious about her looks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Prolly single for life 05/05/21(Wed)10:58:16 No.63529547 Hello /r9k, femanon here. I wouldn't consider myself conventionally pretty, am never meant to find love. I'm not stereotypically horrendous >5'4 >110lbs >Default sims face except chubby 134 KB JPG cheeks and normie hair >Passive personality cuz no confidence Where to go from here 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)11:01:02 No.63529572 >>63529547 (OP) # try watching blacked
: Anonymous Prolly single for life 05/05/21(Wed)10:58:16 No.63529547 Hello /r9k, femanon here. I wouldn't consider myself conventionally pretty, am never meant to find love. I'm not stereotypically horrendous >5'4 >110lbs >Default sims face except chubby 134 KB JPG cheeks and normie hair >Passive personality cuz no confidence Where to go from here 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)11:01:02 No.63529572 >>63529547 (OP) # try watching blacked

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Anon is Abigail Shapiro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:27:30 No.853705361 8:55 I had a miscarriage Classically Abby · 43K views ·I day ago Screenshot_20210505-052324~3.png 1.33 MB PNG >be a hardcore jew conservative >pro life bimbo >get pregnant >happiest I've been since the pandemic >get my covid vaccine Uhoh.png >f------ miscarriage >go to hell for murdering my child Pic related
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:27:30 No.853705361 8:55 I had a miscarriage Classically Abby · 43K views ·I day ago Screenshot_20210505-052324~3.png 1.33 MB PNG >be a hardcore jew conservative >pro life bimbo >get pregnant >happiest I've been since the pandemic >get my covid vaccine Uhoh.png >f------ miscarriage >go to hell for murdering my child Pic related

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Anon figures out how to speak polish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG

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Anon is a truck driver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:41:10 No.853686432 File: 20210501_110819.jpg (64 KB, 723x414) >> >be me >truck driver >truck parked in city center >sleep in truck, no toilet in sight >wake up, need to s--- HARD >put plastic bag on passenger seat >kneel over, push it out >feels good man >passenger door opens >co-worker asks for coffee >stares in shock for 3 seconds >says nothing, closes door >l wipe, put clothes on >throw bag into bin outside >give coworker coffe >pretend like nothing happened I wonder how many coworkers know about this now
Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:41:10 No.853686432 File: 20210501_110819.jpg (64 KB, 723x414) >> >be me >truck driver >truck parked in city center >sleep in truck, no toilet in sight >wake up, need to s--- HARD >put plastic bag on passenger seat >kneel over, push it out >feels good man >passenger door opens >co-worker asks for coffee >stares in shock for 3 seconds >says nothing, closes door >l wipe, put clothes on >throw bag into bin outside >give coworker coffe >pretend like nothing happened I wonder how many coworkers know about this now

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anon becomes a christian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)15:40:45 No.61062269 >l'm 27 and don't enjoy anything anymore >read the New Testament >become a Christian >Start practicing nofap >get a job 80 KB JPG >fix my relationship with my parents >start fasting and exercising frequently >quit p--- and m----------- >start practicing guitar >meditate everyday for 15 minutes >suddenly everything becomes enjoyable again >Even the sunlight is beautiful >walking down a forest trail is incredible >feel the best I've felt in years I'm 27 and I'm starting to enjoy things again. Is this the beginning of the road?
: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)15:40:45 No.61062269 >l'm 27 and don't enjoy anything anymore >read the New Testament >become a Christian >Start practicing nofap >get a job 80 KB JPG >fix my relationship with my parents >start fasting and exercising frequently >quit p--- and m----------- >start practicing guitar >meditate everyday for 15 minutes >suddenly everything becomes enjoyable again >Even the sunlight is beautiful >walking down a forest trail is incredible >feel the best I've felt in years I'm 27 and I'm starting to enjoy things again. Is this the beginning of the road?

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Anon almost wishes for a nuclear winter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)16:33:16 No.786016999 > be me > stationed in the Mojave >fuckmylife.jpeg >get a radio call >some mailman who helped us out is being attacked my fiends >haul ass over there with my 209 KB JPG squad >arrive and he's surrounded >he also has a granny t----- nightkin with him alongside some robotic eyeball >try to help out by snipping a few >mailman then literally pulls out drugs from his anus >he proceeds to pop pills, inject needles, and then smoke a bowl >he then pulls out a double barrel >mailman then gets a blank stare >kills 2 fiends >reloads and gets shot in the back >ignores it while reloading >kills the rest >he then looks at his watch and then is gone without saying a word >mfw
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)16:33:16 No.786016999 > be me > stationed in the Mojave >fuckmylife.jpeg >get a radio call >some mailman who helped us out is being attacked my fiends >haul ass over there with my 209 KB JPG squad >arrive and he's surrounded >he also has a granny t----- nightkin with him alongside some robotic eyeball >try to help out by snipping a few >mailman then literally pulls out drugs from his anus >he proceeds to pop pills, inject needles, and then smoke a bowl >he then pulls out a double barrel >mailman then gets a blank stare >kills 2 fiends >reloads and gets shot in the back >ignores it while reloading >kills the rest >he then looks at his watch and then is gone without saying a word >mfw

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anon visits france | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52818309 4 min. ago >visit france >they use "le" unironically 416.0 kB PNG
Anonymous | 52818309 4 min. ago >visit france >they use "le" unironically 416.0 kB PNG

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Anon has a minty fresh asshole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)23:37:54 No.848520127 >mild throat infection >no, not the rona >gotta suckle on some pills throughout the day to ease the pain >pills are minty fresh as f--- >need to take a s--- 15 KB JPG >s---.exe >spit on toilet paper as per usual because f--- dry toilet paper roughing up my sweet boipussy >realize too late that my spit is nothing but spicy- minty goodness that is now smeared all over my a------ >mfw
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)23:37:54 No.848520127 >mild throat infection >no, not the rona >gotta suckle on some pills throughout the day to ease the pain >pills are minty fresh as f--- >need to take a s--- 15 KB JPG >s---.exe >spit on toilet paper as per usual because f--- dry toilet paper roughing up my sweet boipussy >realize too late that my spit is nothing but spicy- minty goodness that is now smeared all over my a------ >mfw

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Anon is still an introvert | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)20:23:34 No.853692455 >be an introvert >cannot talk at the parties >just stand at the corner and watch people >from time to time someone approaches and tries to 'fix' me giving me advice or 14 KB JPG whatever >missed on so many good moments and friendship opportunities >anyhow >get a VR headset >install VR Chat >join a crowded room >still an introvert Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)20:23:34 No.853692455 >be an introvert >cannot talk at the parties >just stand at the corner and watch people >from time to time someone approaches and tries to 'fix' me giving me advice or 14 KB JPG whatever >missed on so many good moments and friendship opportunities >anyhow >get a VR headset >install VR Chat >join a crowded room >still an introvert Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon is not the main character | /r/Greentext

>be bullied by chad throughout highschool >think it's okay because I spent time studying to get into my country's top uni and one day I'll show them 937 KB GIF >he also gets accepted in my uni and we're in the same f------ courses for the most part >continues bullying me >think it's okay because I invest in crypto and my coins are doing fine IIII eventually become rich and III show them >btc recent 20-25% dip makes every single of my coins crash >see on facebook class group that my bully bought doge at 3c and has already done more than a 10x so far Holy f------ s---. It's so f------ unfair. This guy gets to ruin my f------ highschool and college years, and I dont even get to feel superior ONCE in my entire f------ life.
>be bullied by chad throughout highschool >think it's okay because I spent time studying to get into my country's top uni and one day I'll show them 937 KB GIF >he also gets accepted in my uni and we're in the same f------ courses for the most part >continues bullying me >think it's okay because I invest in crypto and my coins are doing fine IIII eventually become rich and III show them >btc recent 20-25% dip makes every single of my coins crash >see on facebook class group that my bully bought doge at 3c and has already done more than a 10x so far Holy f------ s---. It's so f------ unfair. This guy gets to ruin my f------ highschool and college years, and I dont even get to feel superior ONCE in my entire f------ life.

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Classic /b/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)09:28:38 No.850628048 >go to /b/ >see indian kid get crushed by an elevator >close /b/ 49 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)09:28:38 No.850628048 >go to /b/ >see indian kid get crushed by an elevator >close /b/ 49 KB PNG

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Anons mom found out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)12:09:33 No.853691974 >be me >morning >go to school >while l'm at school mom enters my room to leave fresh laundry on my bed >she smells a strange scent >she checks my room and finds my poop drawer 245 KB JPG It's f------ over, guys View Thread
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)12:09:33 No.853691974 >be me >morning >go to school >while l'm at school mom enters my room to leave fresh laundry on my bed >she smells a strange scent >she checks my room and finds my poop drawer 245 KB JPG It's f------ over, guys View Thread

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Anon baits the Thots | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35699023 >thought of a fun game I can play >make a fake Chad tinder and see how many matches I can get >make the account get a picture of a Chad on google images >literally call him Chad >make the most normie bio I can think of and fill it with emojis >swipe right on every girl >made the account on Monday already have 60 matches >girls actually message me first >at first I f--- with them but they still keep messaging me looking for Chad c--- >starting to get attached to these girls >tfw they would never date me as myself >tfw the only time l'm not scared to talk to girls is when I'm texting as Chad Th-this game isn't fun anymore robots
Anonymous 35699023 >thought of a fun game I can play >make a fake Chad tinder and see how many matches I can get >make the account get a picture of a Chad on google images >literally call him Chad >make the most normie bio I can think of and fill it with emojis >swipe right on every girl >made the account on Monday already have 60 matches >girls actually message me first >at first I f--- with them but they still keep messaging me looking for Chad c--- >starting to get attached to these girls >tfw they would never date me as myself >tfw the only time l'm not scared to talk to girls is when I'm texting as Chad Th-this game isn't fun anymore robots

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Anon is a nice guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come >she was too drunk after party to 17 KB JPG drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come >she was too drunk after party to 17 KB JPG drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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Anon doesn't like Amazons space program | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)20:22:58 No.13075889 >>13075737 (OP) # >be blue origin >make a video titled "it´s time" >everyone gets hyped about new glenn >it´s a video about flying didlo i hate them so f------ much
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)20:22:58 No.13075889 >>13075737 (OP) # >be blue origin >make a video titled "it´s time" >everyone gets hyped about new glenn >it´s a video about flying didlo i hate them so f------ much

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Anon has super powers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 853672756 43 min ago >Parents make me go to a therapist because shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like? 52.4 kB JPG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY ... Anonymous 853673362 36 min ago >>853672756 (OP) >>is this what power feels like? Power, no. Autism, yes.
Anonymous 853672756 43 min ago >Parents make me go to a therapist because shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like? 52.4 kB JPG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY ... Anonymous 853673362 36 min ago >>853672756 (OP) >>is this what power feels like? Power, no. Autism, yes.

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Anon gets BTFO | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)05:55:53 No.63077012 >DUDE DO YOU REMEMBER 2XXX or 1XXX I MISS MY CHILDHOOD SO MUCH BROS WHY CAN'T IT BE LIKE THE OLD DAY- 81 KB JPG SHUT THE F--- UP. I hate nostalgia tards so much. You know how tony soprano says that remember when is the lowest form of conversation? He is f------ correct, I literally cannot stand the amount of nostalgic sentiment on the internet and even IRL. F--- OFF. : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)05:58:48 No.63077044 >>63077012 (OP) # Do you remember when op wasnt a f-----? Yeah me neither. 185 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)05:55:53 No.63077012 >DUDE DO YOU REMEMBER 2XXX or 1XXX I MISS MY CHILDHOOD SO MUCH BROS WHY CAN'T IT BE LIKE THE OLD DAY- 81 KB JPG SHUT THE F--- UP. I hate nostalgia tards so much. You know how tony soprano says that remember when is the lowest form of conversation? He is f------ correct, I literally cannot stand the amount of nostalgic sentiment on the internet and even IRL. F--- OFF. : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)05:58:48 No.63077044 >>63077012 (OP) # Do you remember when op wasnt a f-----? Yeah me neither. 185 KB PNG

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Anon doesn't believe in magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)00:24:32 No.853685688 >no fire >spinny plate 35 KB JPG >MМMMMMMМMMMMMMMMMMMMMMММMMMMMMМ >ВЕЕР ВЕЕР ВЕЕР >??? >food hot Please don't tell me you retards believe this s---?
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)00:24:32 No.853685688 >no fire >spinny plate 35 KB JPG >MМMMMMMМMMMMMMMMMMMMMMММMMMMMMМ >ВЕЕР ВЕЕР ВЕЕР >??? >food hot Please don't tell me you retards believe this s---?

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Anon speeds | /r/Greentext

AMI autistIC? Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)12:11:51 No.63519717 >>63519780 >be me >Go do some volounteering stuff to help the poor or whatever >Have to move and dismantle a bunch of plumbing/mechanical stuff >Have to go home >Get in car, a badly beaten 90's shitbox >Remember Simpsons episode where Homer dances to I Feel Free by Cream >Put song on >Feel rush of happyness wash over me >Step on the gas >30 over the speed limit all the way home >Take a couple turns at risky speeds >Feel the uncontrollable urge to scream and laugh >Scream like a f------ maniac while doing 60 on narrow country roads >For some reason the dash lights, which were broken, start working again >Scream at the tol of my lungs "I F------ LOVE THIS CAR!" >Get home >Literally sweating from the amount of screaming I've done Is this what being autistic feels like?
AMI autistIC? Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)12:11:51 No.63519717 >>63519780 >be me >Go do some volounteering stuff to help the poor or whatever >Have to move and dismantle a bunch of plumbing/mechanical stuff >Have to go home >Get in car, a badly beaten 90's shitbox >Remember Simpsons episode where Homer dances to I Feel Free by Cream >Put song on >Feel rush of happyness wash over me >Step on the gas >30 over the speed limit all the way home >Take a couple turns at risky speeds >Feel the uncontrollable urge to scream and laugh >Scream like a f------ maniac while doing 60 on narrow country roads >For some reason the dash lights, which were broken, start working again >Scream at the tol of my lungs "I F------ LOVE THIS CAR!" >Get home >Literally sweating from the amount of screaming I've done Is this what being autistic feels like?

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