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: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon says the worst thing possible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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Anon had a weird childhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)00:12:43 No.853216982 >Be me >Be born a male >Mother gives me a very feminine name >Doesn't let me cut my hair until I'm old and defiant enough to put 285 KB JPG up a fight over it (about 13ish) >Constantly makes me wear dresses and ribbons around the house >Buys me some boy toys but mostly gives me stuffed animals and dress-up clothes, surprisingly I only had one Barbie >Always thought this was normal until I was about 17 only because I brought it up to a friend >Moved out at 18 because f--- that Anyone else have a weird childhood?
: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)00:12:43 No.853216982 >Be me >Be born a male >Mother gives me a very feminine name >Doesn't let me cut my hair until I'm old and defiant enough to put 285 KB JPG up a fight over it (about 13ish) >Constantly makes me wear dresses and ribbons around the house >Buys me some boy toys but mostly gives me stuffed animals and dress-up clothes, surprisingly I only had one Barbie >Always thought this was normal until I was about 17 only because I brought it up to a friend >Moved out at 18 because f--- that Anyone else have a weird childhood?

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Anon wants to see the unga bunga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:34:15 No.13066852 Do you think we will be able to revive Neanderthals in our lifetime? 77 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)10:55:10 No.13067923 >terraform Mars >build a few megastructures out of rocks and sheeit >raise a few genetically engineered Neanderthals and teach them basic survival skills >Release them on the surface and dip out for a few thousand years TFW this will be possible in a few decades : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)11:05:15 No.13067955 >>13066852 (OP) # Have you looked in a mirror?
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:34:15 No.13066852 Do you think we will be able to revive Neanderthals in our lifetime? 77 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)10:55:10 No.13067923 >terraform Mars >build a few megastructures out of rocks and sheeit >raise a few genetically engineered Neanderthals and teach them basic survival skills >Release them on the surface and dip out for a few thousand years TFW this will be possible in a few decades : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)11:05:15 No.13067955 >>13066852 (OP) # Have you looked in a mirror?

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Anon gets no recognition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:19:39 No.63515623 >Chad was a great team leader >Good job Stacy for being a fantastic team player >Woah Becky, shat a fast motivational speaker you are >Anon, so what if you made the whole project yourself, you're supposed to let others get a plus for your work 594 KB PNG >NO YOU WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR OWN, YOU WILL BE IN A TEAM, YOU WILL UPGRADE YOUR TEAMWORK SKILLS >HOW DARE YOU WANT TO WORN INDIVIDUALLY I f------ hate college, I do all the work and get no recognition
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:19:39 No.63515623 >Chad was a great team leader >Good job Stacy for being a fantastic team player >Woah Becky, shat a fast motivational speaker you are >Anon, so what if you made the whole project yourself, you're supposed to let others get a plus for your work 594 KB PNG >NO YOU WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR OWN, YOU WILL BE IN A TEAM, YOU WILL UPGRADE YOUR TEAMWORK SKILLS >HOW DARE YOU WANT TO WORN INDIVIDUALLY I f------ hate college, I do all the work and get no recognition

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Anon did what? Why? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the PROE DUMB water cooler >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially 271 KB JPG taking legal action >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before l'm found out : Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208 >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why?
: Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the PROE DUMB water cooler >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially 271 KB JPG taking legal action >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before l'm found out : Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208 >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why?

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Anon plays gta | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ID 01/04/17(Wed)01:14:04 No.69468391 1478150604265.jpg 17 KB JPG >be mexican >play grand theft auto >pauses game >still hearing police sirens and gun shots >>69468475 #
Anonymous ID 01/04/17(Wed)01:14:04 No.69468391 1478150604265.jpg 17 KB JPG >be mexican >play grand theft auto >pauses game >still hearing police sirens and gun shots >>69468475 #

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Anon has a crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)13:02:17 No.63481896 2 >>63480254 (OP) # >go to school >walk up to crush >gather all of my courage >"i-i could stab you in t-the throat r-right now and n-no one c-could help you" 63 KB JPG >she starts crying >w--.gif >tell her it was just a joke >w---- can't hear me over her crying
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)13:02:17 No.63481896 2 >>63480254 (OP) # >go to school >walk up to crush >gather all of my courage >"i-i could stab you in t-the throat r-right now and n-no one c-could help you" 63 KB JPG >she starts crying >w--.gif >tell her it was just a joke >w---- can't hear me over her crying

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Anon has an advice | /r/Greentext

24m (5/4 13:49) · 853616741 12 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 47KB · (637 × 622) 6 Replies > Be me > Depressed , anxious and stressed > Vent to girl > Says she wants to suck my c--- with no strings attached to make me happy > She is 3 hours drive away What do? 24m (5/4 13:50) · 853616768 1 Reply >>853616741 (OP) You fap, and when you c--, you'll completely forget about her
24m (5/4 13:49) · 853616741 12 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 47KB · (637 × 622) 6 Replies > Be me > Depressed , anxious and stressed > Vent to girl > Says she wants to suck my c--- with no strings attached to make me happy > She is 3 hours drive away What do? 24m (5/4 13:50) · 853616768 1 Reply >>853616741 (OP) You fap, and when you c--, you'll completely forget about her

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Anon gets a test boost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)16:37:19 No.61288935 >>61288673 (OP) # >about to go to gym >can't find my water jug >take my sister's baby bottle with one of those plastic nipple tips and fill it 258 KB JPG dn >sucking on it between sets simulates sucking a real boob >get test boost >rep out my 1RM >>61289007 # >>61290401 # >>61292073 # >>61300345 #
: Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)16:37:19 No.61288935 >>61288673 (OP) # >about to go to gym >can't find my water jug >take my sister's baby bottle with one of those plastic nipple tips and fill it 258 KB JPG dn >sucking on it between sets simulates sucking a real boob >get test boost >rep out my 1RM >>61289007 # >>61290401 # >>61292073 # >>61300345 #

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Anon doesn‘t like Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)16:40:10 No.62566420 >full-grown adult >uses a Harry Potter reference in a conversation 7 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)16:40:10 No.62566420 >full-grown adult >uses a Harry Potter reference in a conversation 7 KB JPG

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Anon is going forward | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)12:14:27 No.853613597 >be me >22 year old kissless virgin >i am pretty fit and like a 7/10 in beauty, but im trash with girls and very shy >accepted that i will stay like this forever and don't even look for a gf 23 KB JPG anymore >new university semester starts >live in a university dorm >it's a mixed dorm with 20 males and 20 females (only the kitchen is shared though) >go to the kitchen and see a beautiful asian girl >i always had a thing for asian girls >say hi, make some small talk (since she was new here) and stuff >leave after some minutes, don't think anything else because i know that i have 0 chances >after that i saw her everyday in the kitchen, always having friendly talks with her and stuff >one day i come back very late at night to the dormitory and find her alone crying in the kitchen >ask if everything is okay, to which she replies yes >was about to leave, but then decided to man the f--- up >so i grabbed her, hugged her and then we both went on a walk in the campus for like 1 hour while just speaking about life >at the end she hugs mad and says thanks >fell in love right there with her >from that day on i hanged out with her everyday >2 weeks ago i asked her out >now she is my girlfriend even i f------ made it even though i had lost all my hope, don't worry anons, we will all make it
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)12:14:27 No.853613597 >be me >22 year old kissless virgin >i am pretty fit and like a 7/10 in beauty, but im trash with girls and very shy >accepted that i will stay like this forever and don't even look for a gf 23 KB JPG anymore >new university semester starts >live in a university dorm >it's a mixed dorm with 20 males and 20 females (only the kitchen is shared though) >go to the kitchen and see a beautiful asian girl >i always had a thing for asian girls >say hi, make some small talk (since she was new here) and stuff >leave after some minutes, don't think anything else because i know that i have 0 chances >after that i saw her everyday in the kitchen, always having friendly talks with her and stuff >one day i come back very late at night to the dormitory and find her alone crying in the kitchen >ask if everything is okay, to which she replies yes >was about to leave, but then decided to man the f--- up >so i grabbed her, hugged her and then we both went on a walk in the campus for like 1 hour while just speaking about life >at the end she hugs mad and says thanks >fell in love right there with her >from that day on i hanged out with her everyday >2 weeks ago i asked her out >now she is my girlfriend even i f------ made it even though i had lost all my hope, don't worry anons, we will all make it

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Anons sister protects her virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >l turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. >>853595531 #
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >l turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. >>853595531 #

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Anon is a monkey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)19:35:16 No.62484247 >live alone and start to feel lonely >install vrchat and join some servers >all e-couples, whiney americans and furries >get really depressed cause it's all degen cliques 44 KB JPG >suddenly come across some other guys with monkey avatars >more people notice and start monkeying around >end up spending the night harassing e-couples with 4 other guys >leave not feeling so lonely 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)19:35:16 No.62484247 >live alone and start to feel lonely >install vrchat and join some servers >all e-couples, whiney americans and furries >get really depressed cause it's all degen cliques 44 KB JPG >suddenly come across some other guys with monkey avatars >more people notice and start monkeying around >end up spending the night harassing e-couples with 4 other guys >leave not feeling so lonely 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon shows off his moves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)10:01:28 No.63513074 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance 36 KB JPG >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves >"uhh okay sure" >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >ring ring ring! >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)10:01:28 No.63513074 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance 36 KB JPG >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves >"uhh okay sure" >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >ring ring ring! >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.

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Anon's erection makes him successful | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)10:18:00 No.62639327 >be me >18 >really horny, hyper fetish >no napkins available and don't fancy splooging in my hand either so i can rub one out hell yeah 523 KB GIF >play league instead >play leona because she was new at the time >begun fantasizing about her having massive tiddies because horny >an idea sparks in my mind >give her massive mommy milkers >download blender >find way to extract model from lol >takes a good while but it works >start editing the model >having the time of my life and a fountain in my pants >realize i actually really enjoy 3d modelling >since school was going terribly anyways, i went all in >10 years later >3d modelling is my career now >currently working for fatshark >parents who wanted me to be a doctor have disowned me and i revel in it >all because i got extremely horny but resisted the urge to fap Im not quite sure if i made the right choice or not, but atleast im having a decent life right now
: Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)10:18:00 No.62639327 >be me >18 >really horny, hyper fetish >no napkins available and don't fancy splooging in my hand either so i can rub one out hell yeah 523 KB GIF >play league instead >play leona because she was new at the time >begun fantasizing about her having massive tiddies because horny >an idea sparks in my mind >give her massive mommy milkers >download blender >find way to extract model from lol >takes a good while but it works >start editing the model >having the time of my life and a fountain in my pants >realize i actually really enjoy 3d modelling >since school was going terribly anyways, i went all in >10 years later >3d modelling is my career now >currently working for fatshark >parents who wanted me to be a doctor have disowned me and i revel in it >all because i got extremely horny but resisted the urge to fap Im not quite sure if i made the right choice or not, but atleast im having a decent life right now

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Anon is edgy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/22/17(Fri)08:38:03 No.41950774 ITT: Embarrassing stories GOD DAMNI THAN EDGY >be me >19 >humor drier than the sahara 130 KB PNG >talking to mombot >aunt is 9 months pregnant >miscarriage.png >rip in pepperonis >autist moment loading 50% >"so you know your aunt sarah?" >yeah 75% >"well you know how she is 9 months pregnant?" > yeah (spit it the f--- out woman) 99% >"last night she had a miscarriage" >well you cant flush that down the toilet >wut >say nothing whole ride home >sit in room because im too afraid to talk to her wut do? 70 Replies / 24 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/22/17(Fri)08:38:03 No.41950774 ITT: Embarrassing stories GOD DAMNI THAN EDGY >be me >19 >humor drier than the sahara 130 KB PNG >talking to mombot >aunt is 9 months pregnant >miscarriage.png >rip in pepperonis >autist moment loading 50% >"so you know your aunt sarah?" >yeah 75% >"well you know how she is 9 months pregnant?" > yeah (spit it the f--- out woman) 99% >"last night she had a miscarriage" >well you cant flush that down the toilet >wut >say nothing whole ride home >sit in room because im too afraid to talk to her wut do? 70 Replies / 24 Images View Thread

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Just my type | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)21:27:00 No.63461418 >be me about a week ago >in college class >answered some question the prof asked >kid in my class makes a joke and 185 KB PNG says that I talk in Times New Roman >whatthefuckdoesthatmean.jpg >everyone laughs >they say they meant it as a compliment What the f--- does this mean? Im a bit autistic so I don't get clues like this. Am I just being made fun of?
: Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)21:27:00 No.63461418 >be me about a week ago >in college class >answered some question the prof asked >kid in my class makes a joke and 185 KB PNG says that I talk in Times New Roman >whatthefuckdoesthatmean.jpg >everyone laughs >they say they meant it as a compliment What the f--- does this mean? Im a bit autistic so I don't get clues like this. Am I just being made fun of?

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Anon is trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)21:58:53 No.853563148 ITT : share your best trolling stories. I'll start >be me >work at office late >it's december and cold outside 102 KB JPG >with my coworker we are bored >decide to find something to do during dinner break >go online >go on Craigslist >idea.exe >post an ad in the adult section >say we are a hot woman looking for sex >get tons of answers >start chatting through email >guy wanna come >better_idea.py >tell him that we like a man in a trench coat but nothing underneath >give him an address near the office where we can see him from upstairs >guy says ok >we wait >a car finally pulls over >it's an uber >a guy comes out >he is in a trench coat >the coat flaps around and we can see he is wearing nothing underneath >guy looks around and tries to send emails >we kek at him for almost 15 minutes >finally gives up and goes away >receive an angry email >we send back pics of him in his trench coat >mfw the entire time I did that I love trolling people and I will do it again. 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)21:58:53 No.853563148 ITT : share your best trolling stories. I'll start >be me >work at office late >it's december and cold outside 102 KB JPG >with my coworker we are bored >decide to find something to do during dinner break >go online >go on Craigslist >idea.exe >post an ad in the adult section >say we are a hot woman looking for sex >get tons of answers >start chatting through email >guy wanna come >better_idea.py >tell him that we like a man in a trench coat but nothing underneath >give him an address near the office where we can see him from upstairs >guy says ok >we wait >a car finally pulls over >it's an uber >a guy comes out >he is in a trench coat >the coat flaps around and we can see he is wearing nothing underneath >guy looks around and tries to send emails >we kek at him for almost 15 minutes >finally gives up and goes away >receive an angry email >we send back pics of him in his trench coat >mfw the entire time I did that I love trolling people and I will do it again. 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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