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Anon is a powerful man | /r/Greentext

CO7BD04E-OFCC-4702-97A7-2369253576C2.jpg 51 KB JPG >Parents make me go to a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like?
CO7BD04E-OFCC-4702-97A7-2369253576C2.jpg 51 KB JPG >Parents make me go to a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like?

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Anon needs to get his shit together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:06 No.853611867 >needs to go to the grocery store >hasn't showered in weeks f--- my life I don't want to take a shower 262 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:06 No.853611867 >needs to go to the grocery store >hasn't showered in weeks f--- my life I don't want to take a shower 262 KB JPG

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Anon has depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:44:47 No.63481750 >be me >depressed p------------ >decide to take LSD for the fırst time >take a tab in the morning on my day off 194 KB PNG >amazing experience. I feel happy with my life. >All my problems become solvable, and I have the motivation to have a productive day >plus the trip is fun af >relax in evening, then go to bed excited for work tomorrow >wake up >depression sets back in >want to kill myself again what the f---?
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:44:47 No.63481750 >be me >depressed p------------ >decide to take LSD for the fırst time >take a tab in the morning on my day off 194 KB PNG >amazing experience. I feel happy with my life. >All my problems become solvable, and I have the motivation to have a productive day >plus the trip is fun af >relax in evening, then go to bed excited for work tomorrow >wake up >depression sets back in >want to kill myself again what the f---?

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Anon is a man of culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)03:17:55 No.11119365 >take girl back home >open the door >she is immediately assaulted by the heat and noise of 500 NIVIDIA graphics cards mining bitcoin >only piece of furniture is an Ikea bookshelf packed from top to bottom with Fanged Noumena >"uh, sorry I have to go now" Why do they always leave? >>11120323 # >>11123248 #
: Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)03:17:55 No.11119365 >take girl back home >open the door >she is immediately assaulted by the heat and noise of 500 NIVIDIA graphics cards mining bitcoin >only piece of furniture is an Ikea bookshelf packed from top to bottom with Fanged Noumena >"uh, sorry I have to go now" Why do they always leave? >>11120323 # >>11123248 #

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Anon lives in a dystopia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)00:42:02 No.63505949 > be me, 1st grade > doing test > read about legal and criminal crimes > ask teacher what a criminal crime is 6 KB JPG > "its when you steal something" > damn, so all other crimes must be legal > thats retarded scam, but whatever > get home, dad is shouting at mom again > "dad, pls stop" > he starts beating me > Hear mom call 911 > "Hello. Yes, he is drunk again, please come quickly" > hear one line come from phone > "Sorry ma'am, that is a legal crime, nothing we can do about it > mfw
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)00:42:02 No.63505949 > be me, 1st grade > doing test > read about legal and criminal crimes > ask teacher what a criminal crime is 6 KB JPG > "its when you steal something" > damn, so all other crimes must be legal > thats retarded scam, but whatever > get home, dad is shouting at mom again > "dad, pls stop" > he starts beating me > Hear mom call 911 > "Hello. Yes, he is drunk again, please come quickly" > hear one line come from phone > "Sorry ma'am, that is a legal crime, nothing we can do about it > mfw

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Anon living the moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of 64 KB JPG it's soul and enslaved by technocrats
: Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of 64 KB JPG it's soul and enslaved by technocrats

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Normie depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon says the worst thing possible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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Anon had a weird childhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)00:12:43 No.853216982 >Be me >Be born a male >Mother gives me a very feminine name >Doesn't let me cut my hair until I'm old and defiant enough to put 285 KB JPG up a fight over it (about 13ish) >Constantly makes me wear dresses and ribbons around the house >Buys me some boy toys but mostly gives me stuffed animals and dress-up clothes, surprisingly I only had one Barbie >Always thought this was normal until I was about 17 only because I brought it up to a friend >Moved out at 18 because f--- that Anyone else have a weird childhood?
: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)00:12:43 No.853216982 >Be me >Be born a male >Mother gives me a very feminine name >Doesn't let me cut my hair until I'm old and defiant enough to put 285 KB JPG up a fight over it (about 13ish) >Constantly makes me wear dresses and ribbons around the house >Buys me some boy toys but mostly gives me stuffed animals and dress-up clothes, surprisingly I only had one Barbie >Always thought this was normal until I was about 17 only because I brought it up to a friend >Moved out at 18 because f--- that Anyone else have a weird childhood?

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Anon wants to see the unga bunga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:34:15 No.13066852 Do you think we will be able to revive Neanderthals in our lifetime? 77 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)10:55:10 No.13067923 >terraform Mars >build a few megastructures out of rocks and sheeit >raise a few genetically engineered Neanderthals and teach them basic survival skills >Release them on the surface and dip out for a few thousand years TFW this will be possible in a few decades : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)11:05:15 No.13067955 >>13066852 (OP) # Have you looked in a mirror?
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:34:15 No.13066852 Do you think we will be able to revive Neanderthals in our lifetime? 77 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)10:55:10 No.13067923 >terraform Mars >build a few megastructures out of rocks and sheeit >raise a few genetically engineered Neanderthals and teach them basic survival skills >Release them on the surface and dip out for a few thousand years TFW this will be possible in a few decades : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)11:05:15 No.13067955 >>13066852 (OP) # Have you looked in a mirror?

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Anon gets no recognition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:19:39 No.63515623 >Chad was a great team leader >Good job Stacy for being a fantastic team player >Woah Becky, shat a fast motivational speaker you are >Anon, so what if you made the whole project yourself, you're supposed to let others get a plus for your work 594 KB PNG >NO YOU WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR OWN, YOU WILL BE IN A TEAM, YOU WILL UPGRADE YOUR TEAMWORK SKILLS >HOW DARE YOU WANT TO WORN INDIVIDUALLY I f------ hate college, I do all the work and get no recognition
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:19:39 No.63515623 >Chad was a great team leader >Good job Stacy for being a fantastic team player >Woah Becky, shat a fast motivational speaker you are >Anon, so what if you made the whole project yourself, you're supposed to let others get a plus for your work 594 KB PNG >NO YOU WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR OWN, YOU WILL BE IN A TEAM, YOU WILL UPGRADE YOUR TEAMWORK SKILLS >HOW DARE YOU WANT TO WORN INDIVIDUALLY I f------ hate college, I do all the work and get no recognition

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Anon did what? Why? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the PROE DUMB water cooler >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially 271 KB JPG taking legal action >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before l'm found out : Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208 >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why?
: Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the PROE DUMB water cooler >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially 271 KB JPG taking legal action >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before l'm found out : Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208 >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why?

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Anon plays gta | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ID 01/04/17(Wed)01:14:04 No.69468391 1478150604265.jpg 17 KB JPG >be mexican >play grand theft auto >pauses game >still hearing police sirens and gun shots >>69468475 #
Anonymous ID 01/04/17(Wed)01:14:04 No.69468391 1478150604265.jpg 17 KB JPG >be mexican >play grand theft auto >pauses game >still hearing police sirens and gun shots >>69468475 #

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Anon has a crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)13:02:17 No.63481896 2 >>63480254 (OP) # >go to school >walk up to crush >gather all of my courage >"i-i could stab you in t-the throat r-right now and n-no one c-could help you" 63 KB JPG >she starts crying >w--.gif >tell her it was just a joke >w---- can't hear me over her crying
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)13:02:17 No.63481896 2 >>63480254 (OP) # >go to school >walk up to crush >gather all of my courage >"i-i could stab you in t-the throat r-right now and n-no one c-could help you" 63 KB JPG >she starts crying >w--.gif >tell her it was just a joke >w---- can't hear me over her crying

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Anon has an advice | /r/Greentext

24m (5/4 13:49) · 853616741 12 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 47KB · (637 × 622) 6 Replies > Be me > Depressed , anxious and stressed > Vent to girl > Says she wants to suck my c--- with no strings attached to make me happy > She is 3 hours drive away What do? 24m (5/4 13:50) · 853616768 1 Reply >>853616741 (OP) You fap, and when you c--, you'll completely forget about her
24m (5/4 13:49) · 853616741 12 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 47KB · (637 × 622) 6 Replies > Be me > Depressed , anxious and stressed > Vent to girl > Says she wants to suck my c--- with no strings attached to make me happy > She is 3 hours drive away What do? 24m (5/4 13:50) · 853616768 1 Reply >>853616741 (OP) You fap, and when you c--, you'll completely forget about her

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Anon gets a test boost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)16:37:19 No.61288935 >>61288673 (OP) # >about to go to gym >can't find my water jug >take my sister's baby bottle with one of those plastic nipple tips and fill it 258 KB JPG dn >sucking on it between sets simulates sucking a real boob >get test boost >rep out my 1RM >>61289007 # >>61290401 # >>61292073 # >>61300345 #
: Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)16:37:19 No.61288935 >>61288673 (OP) # >about to go to gym >can't find my water jug >take my sister's baby bottle with one of those plastic nipple tips and fill it 258 KB JPG dn >sucking on it between sets simulates sucking a real boob >get test boost >rep out my 1RM >>61289007 # >>61290401 # >>61292073 # >>61300345 #

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Anon doesn‘t like Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)16:40:10 No.62566420 >full-grown adult >uses a Harry Potter reference in a conversation 7 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)16:40:10 No.62566420 >full-grown adult >uses a Harry Potter reference in a conversation 7 KB JPG

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Anon is going forward | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)12:14:27 No.853613597 >be me >22 year old kissless virgin >i am pretty fit and like a 7/10 in beauty, but im trash with girls and very shy >accepted that i will stay like this forever and don't even look for a gf 23 KB JPG anymore >new university semester starts >live in a university dorm >it's a mixed dorm with 20 males and 20 females (only the kitchen is shared though) >go to the kitchen and see a beautiful asian girl >i always had a thing for asian girls >say hi, make some small talk (since she was new here) and stuff >leave after some minutes, don't think anything else because i know that i have 0 chances >after that i saw her everyday in the kitchen, always having friendly talks with her and stuff >one day i come back very late at night to the dormitory and find her alone crying in the kitchen >ask if everything is okay, to which she replies yes >was about to leave, but then decided to man the f--- up >so i grabbed her, hugged her and then we both went on a walk in the campus for like 1 hour while just speaking about life >at the end she hugs mad and says thanks >fell in love right there with her >from that day on i hanged out with her everyday >2 weeks ago i asked her out >now she is my girlfriend even i f------ made it even though i had lost all my hope, don't worry anons, we will all make it
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)12:14:27 No.853613597 >be me >22 year old kissless virgin >i am pretty fit and like a 7/10 in beauty, but im trash with girls and very shy >accepted that i will stay like this forever and don't even look for a gf 23 KB JPG anymore >new university semester starts >live in a university dorm >it's a mixed dorm with 20 males and 20 females (only the kitchen is shared though) >go to the kitchen and see a beautiful asian girl >i always had a thing for asian girls >say hi, make some small talk (since she was new here) and stuff >leave after some minutes, don't think anything else because i know that i have 0 chances >after that i saw her everyday in the kitchen, always having friendly talks with her and stuff >one day i come back very late at night to the dormitory and find her alone crying in the kitchen >ask if everything is okay, to which she replies yes >was about to leave, but then decided to man the f--- up >so i grabbed her, hugged her and then we both went on a walk in the campus for like 1 hour while just speaking about life >at the end she hugs mad and says thanks >fell in love right there with her >from that day on i hanged out with her everyday >2 weeks ago i asked her out >now she is my girlfriend even i f------ made it even though i had lost all my hope, don't worry anons, we will all make it

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Anons sister protects her virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >l turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. >>853595531 #
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)09:45:01 No.853595325 >older sister comes into my room one night >Hey little bro. can i sleep with you? >What? Sure i guess. Just go to sleep >Sister gets into bed. >2 mins later she starts kicking my back >Stop it! Whats up? >I cant sleep little bro. Stay awake with me. >Ok. What do you wanna do? >Im cold. *starts rubbing her legs on my inner thigh* >Stop it. Just go to sleep. >l turn my back on her and fall asleep. >She leaves. About 10 years later i realized what was going on. >>853595531 #

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