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File: happy pep.png (34 KB, 200x161) O Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:16:43 No.853625853 [Reply] >be me >have bad day at school >parents can't pick me up >call uncle Jappy meal >uncle sees im in a sad mood "hey you wanna get some mcdonalds anon?" >i like mcdonalds sure >not sad anymore >thanks uncle:) >get mcdonalds >uncle is being funny
File: happy pep.png (34 KB, 200x161) O Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:16:43 No.853625853 [Reply] >be me >have bad day at school >parents can't pick me up >call uncle Jappy meal >uncle sees im in a sad mood "hey you wanna get some mcdonalds anon?" >i like mcdonalds sure >not sad anymore >thanks uncle:) >get mcdonalds >uncle is being funny

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Anon can‘t let go | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)04:55:24 No.63526124 >trying to get over this girl >been more than a year since we stopped talking >think I'm finally over her >all of a sudden start dreaming about her 17 KB JPG >literally dreaming >wake up sad when it happens I didn't even date her, why won't she leave my head
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)04:55:24 No.63526124 >trying to get over this girl >been more than a year since we stopped talking >think I'm finally over her >all of a sudden start dreaming about her 17 KB JPG >literally dreaming >wake up sad when it happens I didn't even date her, why won't she leave my head

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Anon does hate capitalism in a gay leftist way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)10:55:49 No.62563703 >the entire world caters to underages and boomers because they're the demographics with the most free time and money I'm unironically starting to hate capitalism but not in a gay leftist 43 KB JPG way. : Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)10:56:24 No.62563708 >>62563703 (OP) # >NOO0000 THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND MEEEEE
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)10:55:49 No.62563703 >the entire world caters to underages and boomers because they're the demographics with the most free time and money I'm unironically starting to hate capitalism but not in a gay leftist 43 KB JPG way. : Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)10:56:24 No.62563708 >>62563703 (OP) # >NOO0000 THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND MEEEEE

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Anon witnesses magic | /r/Greentext

>be me >jerkin >busted in my hand >was distracted with something else, Tooking away from my hand >dont feel the c-- from my hand move or anything >look back >its 9one >all of its f------ 9one what do b 18m 853680703 . JPG . 12KB · (400 x 400) Run.
>be me >jerkin >busted in my hand >was distracted with something else, Tooking away from my hand >dont feel the c-- from my hand move or anything >look back >its 9one >all of its f------ 9one what do b 18m 853680703 . JPG . 12KB · (400 x 400) Run.

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Anon has Schizophrenia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)09:35:29 No.16660705 >>16661078 >>16661195 >>16666953 >come home from drinking with my buddies, buzzed and getting tired. >see my wife walking to the bedroom, its bed time for her too. >laying in bed with wife. >we're talking in the dark as is our nightly routine. >she leaves to use the restroom. >comes back about 1min later, closes and locks the door as usual. >lays down in bed again. >she likes to sleep with her arm over me and head in my neck. >attempt to talk with her, no response. >assume she's fallen asleep. >start nodding off, brain thinking of stupid s--- like elephants doing back flips. >snap out of my sleep, bedroom door knob is jiggling. >look at the door, and hear my wife on the other side say, "stop playing let me in" >shitbrix.gif >look down at my sleeping wife. >can barely make anything out because of the dark. >slip out from under her and turn on the light. >look back at her, no ones there. >look around the room, wife starts getting p----- and demanding I let her in. >go to open the door. >pitch black of the hallway, no ones there. >shitmorebrix.gif >suddenly sober up and realize my wife is working a double shift. >drown_in_brix_shat.gif Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)11:49:21 No.16661078 >>16660705 # this would f--- with me.
Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)09:35:29 No.16660705 >>16661078 >>16661195 >>16666953 >come home from drinking with my buddies, buzzed and getting tired. >see my wife walking to the bedroom, its bed time for her too. >laying in bed with wife. >we're talking in the dark as is our nightly routine. >she leaves to use the restroom. >comes back about 1min later, closes and locks the door as usual. >lays down in bed again. >she likes to sleep with her arm over me and head in my neck. >attempt to talk with her, no response. >assume she's fallen asleep. >start nodding off, brain thinking of stupid s--- like elephants doing back flips. >snap out of my sleep, bedroom door knob is jiggling. >look at the door, and hear my wife on the other side say, "stop playing let me in" >shitbrix.gif >look down at my sleeping wife. >can barely make anything out because of the dark. >slip out from under her and turn on the light. >look back at her, no ones there. >look around the room, wife starts getting p----- and demanding I let her in. >go to open the door. >pitch black of the hallway, no ones there. >shitmorebrix.gif >suddenly sober up and realize my wife is working a double shift. >drown_in_brix_shat.gif Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)11:49:21 No.16661078 >>16660705 # this would f--- with me.

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Anon's life isn't fair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:20:02 No.63515626 >be bullied by chad throughout highschool >think it's okay because I spent time studying to get into my country's top uni and one day l'll show them >he also gets accepted in my uni and we're in the same f------ courses for the most part 937 KB GIF >continues bullying me >think it's okay because I invest in crypto and my coins are doing fine III eventually become rich and III show them >btc recent 20-25% dip makes every single of my coins crash >see on facebook class group that my bully bought doge at 3c and has already done more than a 10x so far Holy f------ s---. It's so f------ unfair. This guy gets to ruin my f------ highschool and college years, and I dont even get to feel superior ONCE in my entire f------ life.
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:20:02 No.63515626 >be bullied by chad throughout highschool >think it's okay because I spent time studying to get into my country's top uni and one day l'll show them >he also gets accepted in my uni and we're in the same f------ courses for the most part 937 KB GIF >continues bullying me >think it's okay because I invest in crypto and my coins are doing fine III eventually become rich and III show them >btc recent 20-25% dip makes every single of my coins crash >see on facebook class group that my bully bought doge at 3c and has already done more than a 10x so far Holy f------ s---. It's so f------ unfair. This guy gets to ruin my f------ highschool and college years, and I dont even get to feel superior ONCE in my entire f------ life.

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Anon needs to get a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)19:18:54 No.63516094 >Tfw your brother is rich and you leech off of him so you can be lazy 207 KB PNG 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue)19:20:04 No.63516100 >>63516094 (OP) # michael is that you? GET A F------ JOB!
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)19:18:54 No.63516094 >Tfw your brother is rich and you leech off of him so you can be lazy 207 KB PNG 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/04/21 (Tue)19:20:04 No.63516100 >>63516094 (OP) # michael is that you? GET A F------ JOB!

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)20:31:08 No.853659231 >be me >be arguing with friend online >calls me a monkey cuz brown >call him a F.A.S Baby >wait >look up fetal alcohol syndrome 129 KB JPG appearance >has all of the facial features >take the piss out of him for it then don't think about it for a few hours >sends him the link for the symptoms of F.A.S >mfw he finds out he has F.A.S >mfw his relationship with his parents is f------ ruined >mfw i realize i might be the reason for a divorce i f----- up big time bros
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)20:31:08 No.853659231 >be me >be arguing with friend online >calls me a monkey cuz brown >call him a F.A.S Baby >wait >look up fetal alcohol syndrome 129 KB JPG appearance >has all of the facial features >take the piss out of him for it then don't think about it for a few hours >sends him the link for the symptoms of F.A.S >mfw he finds out he has F.A.S >mfw his relationship with his parents is f------ ruined >mfw i realize i might be the reason for a divorce i f----- up big time bros

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This is a yikes | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 02/17/17(Fri)22:37:33 No.722793470 The day i figured out i had autism. >Be me >At the mall with my girlfriend (atm im a f------ normie) 41 KB JPG >Day is going p good >Suddenly gf sees a group of her friends >"Anon, come meet my friends!!" >ohno.jpg >anxiety builds up >dont wanna go out like this so i go with her to talk to her friends >spend a good five minutes standing in a circle with gf and her friends >l have not said a f------ word >Open my mouth to speak >Autism = activate >I start doing finger guns >"Hey guys, do you like things? I like things." >... >In the midst of the awkward silence my brain goes like "ayyo, dawg, ask em what they favorite type of milk is" >Ask them what they're favorite type of milk is >Awkward Silence 2, Electric Boogaloo >Make up excuse to go to the bathroom >Mfw in the stalls
:Anonymous 02/17/17(Fri)22:37:33 No.722793470 The day i figured out i had autism. >Be me >At the mall with my girlfriend (atm im a f------ normie) 41 KB JPG >Day is going p good >Suddenly gf sees a group of her friends >"Anon, come meet my friends!!" >ohno.jpg >anxiety builds up >dont wanna go out like this so i go with her to talk to her friends >spend a good five minutes standing in a circle with gf and her friends >l have not said a f------ word >Open my mouth to speak >Autism = activate >I start doing finger guns >"Hey guys, do you like things? I like things." >... >In the midst of the awkward silence my brain goes like "ayyo, dawg, ask em what they favorite type of milk is" >Ask them what they're favorite type of milk is >Awkward Silence 2, Electric Boogaloo >Make up excuse to go to the bathroom >Mfw in the stalls

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Anon is not amused | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 04/18/16(Mon)19:23:15 No.680081381 File: image.jpg (37 KB, 405x509) > >>680081694 >>680 >be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?" >ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day" >p-----.jpg >the intercom turns on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing I've done all day"
>> Anonymous 04/18/16(Mon)19:23:15 No.680081381 File: image.jpg (37 KB, 405x509) > >>680081694 >>680 >be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?" >ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day" >p-----.jpg >the intercom turns on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing I've done all day"

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Anon remembers something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)23:32:05 No.853670924 >be me at age 7 >throwing a tennis ball against the wall playing with my dog >one time it bounces off the wall and lands perfectly in a shoe across the room >think to myself that l'll never do that again in my life 375 KB JPG >be me now age 31 >still haven't
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)23:32:05 No.853670924 >be me at age 7 >throwing a tennis ball against the wall playing with my dog >one time it bounces off the wall and lands perfectly in a shoe across the room >think to myself that l'll never do that again in my life 375 KB JPG >be me now age 31 >still haven't

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Anon is a powerful man | /r/Greentext

CO7BD04E-OFCC-4702-97A7-2369253576C2.jpg 51 KB JPG >Parents make me go to a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like?
CO7BD04E-OFCC-4702-97A7-2369253576C2.jpg 51 KB JPG >Parents make me go to a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what power feels like?

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Anon needs to get his shit together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:06 No.853611867 >needs to go to the grocery store >hasn't showered in weeks f--- my life I don't want to take a shower 262 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:06 No.853611867 >needs to go to the grocery store >hasn't showered in weeks f--- my life I don't want to take a shower 262 KB JPG

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Anon has depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:44:47 No.63481750 >be me >depressed p------------ >decide to take LSD for the fırst time >take a tab in the morning on my day off 194 KB PNG >amazing experience. I feel happy with my life. >All my problems become solvable, and I have the motivation to have a productive day >plus the trip is fun af >relax in evening, then go to bed excited for work tomorrow >wake up >depression sets back in >want to kill myself again what the f---?
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:44:47 No.63481750 >be me >depressed p------------ >decide to take LSD for the fırst time >take a tab in the morning on my day off 194 KB PNG >amazing experience. I feel happy with my life. >All my problems become solvable, and I have the motivation to have a productive day >plus the trip is fun af >relax in evening, then go to bed excited for work tomorrow >wake up >depression sets back in >want to kill myself again what the f---?

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Anon is a man of culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)03:17:55 No.11119365 >take girl back home >open the door >she is immediately assaulted by the heat and noise of 500 NIVIDIA graphics cards mining bitcoin >only piece of furniture is an Ikea bookshelf packed from top to bottom with Fanged Noumena >"uh, sorry I have to go now" Why do they always leave? >>11120323 # >>11123248 #
: Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)03:17:55 No.11119365 >take girl back home >open the door >she is immediately assaulted by the heat and noise of 500 NIVIDIA graphics cards mining bitcoin >only piece of furniture is an Ikea bookshelf packed from top to bottom with Fanged Noumena >"uh, sorry I have to go now" Why do they always leave? >>11120323 # >>11123248 #

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Anon lives in a dystopia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)00:42:02 No.63505949 > be me, 1st grade > doing test > read about legal and criminal crimes > ask teacher what a criminal crime is 6 KB JPG > "its when you steal something" > damn, so all other crimes must be legal > thats retarded scam, but whatever > get home, dad is shouting at mom again > "dad, pls stop" > he starts beating me > Hear mom call 911 > "Hello. Yes, he is drunk again, please come quickly" > hear one line come from phone > "Sorry ma'am, that is a legal crime, nothing we can do about it > mfw
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)00:42:02 No.63505949 > be me, 1st grade > doing test > read about legal and criminal crimes > ask teacher what a criminal crime is 6 KB JPG > "its when you steal something" > damn, so all other crimes must be legal > thats retarded scam, but whatever > get home, dad is shouting at mom again > "dad, pls stop" > he starts beating me > Hear mom call 911 > "Hello. Yes, he is drunk again, please come quickly" > hear one line come from phone > "Sorry ma'am, that is a legal crime, nothing we can do about it > mfw

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Anon living the moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of 64 KB JPG it's soul and enslaved by technocrats
: Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of 64 KB JPG it's soul and enslaved by technocrats

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Normie depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon says the worst thing possible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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