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: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)21:23:28 No.63487395 >pick up guitar >play for 5 minutes gest angry when hitting wrong notes >pick up book >read for 2 minutes before picking up my phone >play video game 185 KB PNG >alt+f4 after 10 minutes What the f---?! What am I supposed to do?
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)21:23:28 No.63487395 >pick up guitar >play for 5 minutes gest angry when hitting wrong notes >pick up book >read for 2 minutes before picking up my phone >play video game 185 KB PNG >alt+f4 after 10 minutes What the f---?! What am I supposed to do?

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Anons watch Vsauce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)07:49:06 No.13049097 >>13049083 (OP) # >Vsauce 76 KB JPG >>13049101 # : Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)07:51:00 No.13049101 >>13049097 # >Michael here 48 KB JPG >>13053073 # >>13053901 #
: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)07:49:06 No.13049097 >>13049083 (OP) # >Vsauce 76 KB JPG >>13049101 # : Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)07:51:00 No.13049101 >>13049097 # >Michael here 48 KB JPG >>13053073 # >>13053901 #

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Anon is living healthy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I reach my 250 step goal for t(...) 05/02/21(Sun)20:59:57 No.63487110 Nicely Done! 250/250 fitbit 230D3667-D5DF-494E-A3AE-27FE8B16C716.jpg 870 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >right as I Coom > versa 2 Fitbit watch tells me good job on your step goal
Anonymous I reach my 250 step goal for t(...) 05/02/21(Sun)20:59:57 No.63487110 Nicely Done! 250/250 fitbit 230D3667-D5DF-494E-A3AE-27FE8B16C716.jpg 870 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >right as I Coom > versa 2 Fitbit watch tells me good job on your step goal

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)20:44:25 No.853485752 >on a night out >f----- up >call an Uber >wait 5 mins, Nigerian dude picks me up >starts talking >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is cool >notice that he's not picking anyone else up >drive by a group of people waving at the car to stop >ask him why he just aired those people >"Those people? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are 320 KB JPG black" wot
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)20:44:25 No.853485752 >on a night out >f----- up >call an Uber >wait 5 mins, Nigerian dude picks me up >starts talking >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is cool >notice that he's not picking anyone else up >drive by a group of people waving at the car to stop >ask him why he just aired those people >"Those people? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are 320 KB JPG black" wot

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Anon is passionate about the vaccine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:45:57 No.63482717 Filac LEVIS EST. 2021 EUMNI VERSE BYIS file.png 1.36 MB PNG >she got moderna >dropped the w---- #pfizer ONVERSE
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:45:57 No.63482717 Filac LEVIS EST. 2021 EUMNI VERSE BYIS file.png 1.36 MB PNG >she got moderna >dropped the w---- #pfizer ONVERSE

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Anon is an unbelievably awful person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:00:29 No.853483268 Alright, l'll bite. >9th grade >There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair 94 KB JPG >Has very few friends due to her condition >She's a fantastic artist >My friends and I decide to prank her for s---- and giggles >l pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly >We start to hang out outside of school >Sleep over at her house one night >We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal >Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass) >After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom >Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom- half of all of her art pieces off and trash them >Leave >The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art >l said, "I made them look like you" >All my friends laugh heartily >She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe l'll call her some time.
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:00:29 No.853483268 Alright, l'll bite. >9th grade >There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair 94 KB JPG >Has very few friends due to her condition >She's a fantastic artist >My friends and I decide to prank her for s---- and giggles >l pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly >We start to hang out outside of school >Sleep over at her house one night >We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal >Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass) >After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom >Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom- half of all of her art pieces off and trash them >Leave >The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art >l said, "I made them look like you" >All my friends laugh heartily >She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe l'll call her some time.

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Anon likes femboys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F---, guess im gay now 05/02/21(Sun)10:25:30 No.63483864 GARY I NEED >be me >attracted to femboys >think that after i have a good time with a femboy i'll have "gotten it out of my system" and i'll be straight again FEMBOY AFFECTION 72 KB JPG >didn't work, even more attracted to them now and females just dont do it for me anymore pic related 81
: Anonymous F---, guess im gay now 05/02/21(Sun)10:25:30 No.63483864 GARY I NEED >be me >attracted to femboys >think that after i have a good time with a femboy i'll have "gotten it out of my system" and i'll be straight again FEMBOY AFFECTION 72 KB JPG >didn't work, even more attracted to them now and females just dont do it for me anymore pic related 81

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anon is at math class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: dlvNZoUJ)E 08/21/18(Tue)02:58:33 No.6234215 >Be me >14 >math class >flip through the book to see where we left off >yawn like three times in a row 85 KB PNG >tired like balls >whatthefuck.jpg >l was really energetic an hour ago >look over to my friend >she yawns >she's almost asleep >teacher says she's tired >whatthefuck.v2 >look around the class >everyone's yawning their souls away >someone mentions he's tired as well >like four people are resting their heads on the table >headmaster talks trough the intercom >we have to evacuate >everyone goes outside >get told to go home >get home >sleep >wake up >7 pm >look at the news >someone had planted some sleeping gas in our school or some s--- >mfw our whole class was high
: Anonymous (ID: dlvNZoUJ)E 08/21/18(Tue)02:58:33 No.6234215 >Be me >14 >math class >flip through the book to see where we left off >yawn like three times in a row 85 KB PNG >tired like balls >whatthefuck.jpg >l was really energetic an hour ago >look over to my friend >she yawns >she's almost asleep >teacher says she's tired >whatthefuck.v2 >look around the class >everyone's yawning their souls away >someone mentions he's tired as well >like four people are resting their heads on the table >headmaster talks trough the intercom >we have to evacuate >everyone goes outside >get told to go home >get home >sleep >wake up >7 pm >look at the news >someone had planted some sleeping gas in our school or some s--- >mfw our whole class was high

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Wholesome as always | /r/Greentext

File: 40-401842_pepe-emotes-pep(...).jpg (177 KB, 840x774) Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)03:38:03 No.63480254 >>63480276 >>63480287 >>63480319 >>63480882 >>63481010 >>63481020 >>63481033 >>63481038 >>63481049 >>63481140 >>63481141 >>63481151 >>63481247 >be me >parents leave for the weekend >sister and I are alone >as soon as they leave turn to my sister and joke "now that they're gone there's nothing stopping me from r----- you" and then laugh so she knows I'm joking >she goes straight to her room and locks the door >get a really angry call from my parents telling me to stay away from her and they are going to have a serious talk with me when they come back Like I'm her brother why the f--- did she have to do that? Should I have joked about vaginas cause apparently thats the only thing women joke about?
File: 40-401842_pepe-emotes-pep(...).jpg (177 KB, 840x774) Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)03:38:03 No.63480254 >>63480276 >>63480287 >>63480319 >>63480882 >>63481010 >>63481020 >>63481033 >>63481038 >>63481049 >>63481140 >>63481141 >>63481151 >>63481247 >be me >parents leave for the weekend >sister and I are alone >as soon as they leave turn to my sister and joke "now that they're gone there's nothing stopping me from r----- you" and then laugh so she knows I'm joking >she goes straight to her room and locks the door >get a really angry call from my parents telling me to stay away from her and they are going to have a serious talk with me when they come back Like I'm her brother why the f--- did she have to do that? Should I have joked about vaginas cause apparently thats the only thing women joke about?

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Anon meets his coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 60FPx7ph ) E 05/02/21(Sun)11:11:50 No.319695053 626723465354.jpg 20 KB JPG >Pleasure to meet you, anon. I'm Jaquarius. I'll be working with you How respond do? 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous (ID: FO52loze) 05/02/21(Sun)11:15:49 No.319695575 : Anonymous (ID: WwK1xk89 ) 05/02/21(Sun)11:16:19 No.319695644 : Anonymous (ID: OWFW+y+W) E 05/02/21(Sun)11:16:20 No.319695652 626723465354.jpg 41 KB JPG Nice to meet you too Jaquarius. I'm quite sure that this gas station robbery will prove very fruitful, and hopefully will provide enough currency to satiate our drug addictions.
: Anonymous (ID: 60FPx7ph ) E 05/02/21(Sun)11:11:50 No.319695053 626723465354.jpg 20 KB JPG >Pleasure to meet you, anon. I'm Jaquarius. I'll be working with you How respond do? 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous (ID: FO52loze) 05/02/21(Sun)11:15:49 No.319695575 : Anonymous (ID: WwK1xk89 ) 05/02/21(Sun)11:16:19 No.319695644 : Anonymous (ID: OWFW+y+W) E 05/02/21(Sun)11:16:20 No.319695652 626723465354.jpg 41 KB JPG Nice to meet you too Jaquarius. I'm quite sure that this gas station robbery will prove very fruitful, and hopefully will provide enough currency to satiate our drug addictions.

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Anon likes to live behind the moon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)16:56:50 No.63484216 SLEEK'N'TEARS 1615943093403.png 153 KB PNG >still don't know what bitcoin is but at this point committed to not finding out
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)16:56:50 No.63484216 SLEEK'N'TEARS 1615943093403.png 153 KB PNG >still don't know what bitcoin is but at this point committed to not finding out

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Anon's in a pinch | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:56:34 No.63482812 [Reply] > >>63483666 >>63484709 >have 2 female acquaintances >they both know I am single and have been for a long tine >they know what type of girls I like >they have a lot of single female friends >they keep suggesting me to date the ugliest ones What the f--- + 25 replies omitted. Click here to view.
O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:56:34 No.63482812 [Reply] > >>63483666 >>63484709 >have 2 female acquaintances >they both know I am single and have been for a long tine >they know what type of girls I like >they have a lot of single female friends >they keep suggesting me to date the ugliest ones What the f--- + 25 replies omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon doesn’t understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 > be me LIGHTNING Harly Potter THIEF THE > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife 69 KB JPG and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 > be me LIGHTNING Harly Potter THIEF THE > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife 69 KB JPG and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is a shitty friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 399044708 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on 640.5 kB PNG runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.
Anonymous | 399044708 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on 640.5 kB PNG runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.

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Anon destroys the immersion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)10:13:29 No.63480527 >play video games 12 hours a day >forget how ugly I am >see the mirror during a piss break >day ruined gaming trance gone 28 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)10:13:29 No.63480527 >play video games 12 hours a day >forget how ugly I am >see the mirror during a piss break >day ruined gaming trance gone 28 KB JPG

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Anon has a nosebleed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)22:55:23 No.63477585 >wake up >have a blocked nose >blow my nose, blood comes out >i notice my pillow is also full of blood >this happens every morning for a few days >doctor says im healthy and he doesnt 10 KB JPG know whats causing the nose bleed >install a camera next to my bed >r--- dwarf sneaks into my room and performs nasal sex on me >after r----- my nostrils he proceeds r----- my ears
: Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)22:55:23 No.63477585 >wake up >have a blocked nose >blow my nose, blood comes out >i notice my pillow is also full of blood >this happens every morning for a few days >doctor says im healthy and he doesnt 10 KB JPG know whats causing the nose bleed >install a camera next to my bed >r--- dwarf sneaks into my room and performs nasal sex on me >after r----- my nostrils he proceeds r----- my ears

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2 is a conspiracy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Coworkers hate me story 05/02/21(Sun)02:08:33 No.63479592 >be me today >2 weeks into new restaurant job >Two coworkers are polishing glasses with me >They like to talk about anime >Be a coniseur yourself, but never 721 KB PNG mention it >The fat one says to the skinny one, "I'm about 1 season into assassination classroom right now, it's my new show." >Already watched it, so say to him "heh, It's pretty funny right?" >he says "Yeah it's really funny" >Ffw like 30 seconds >Fat one and skinny one are in the corner of the room >Overhear the fat one say "don't bring anime up around him, i don't want him to think he can talk to us" >Tfw never did anything bas to those guys Idk what the f--- happened, im not even fat autist sperg or gross and that's the first and only anime thing I've said on that job All my other coworkers like me, so what's their f------ deal?
Anonymous Coworkers hate me story 05/02/21(Sun)02:08:33 No.63479592 >be me today >2 weeks into new restaurant job >Two coworkers are polishing glasses with me >They like to talk about anime >Be a coniseur yourself, but never 721 KB PNG mention it >The fat one says to the skinny one, "I'm about 1 season into assassination classroom right now, it's my new show." >Already watched it, so say to him "heh, It's pretty funny right?" >he says "Yeah it's really funny" >Ffw like 30 seconds >Fat one and skinny one are in the corner of the room >Overhear the fat one say "don't bring anime up around him, i don't want him to think he can talk to us" >Tfw never did anything bas to those guys Idk what the f--- happened, im not even fat autist sperg or gross and that's the first and only anime thing I've said on that job All my other coworkers like me, so what's their f------ deal?

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:18:32 No.853462337 >be me >see all funny greentexts on reddit and s--- >hey 4chan must be pretty funny >go on 4chan >politics and trannies 36 KB JPG Why? 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:18:32 No.853462337 >be me >see all funny greentexts on reddit and s--- >hey 4chan must be pretty funny >go on 4chan >politics and trannies 36 KB JPG Why? 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon is miserable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)15:58:47 No.853458303 > be me, femanon > ugly as f*ck > depressed because of it > eat to find relief > fat.jpeg > hate myself even more > eat to find relief > repeat 121 KB JPG Will I die as a virgin? 10 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)15:58:47 No.853458303 > be me, femanon > ugly as f*ck > depressed because of it > eat to find relief > fat.jpeg > hate myself even more > eat to find relief > repeat 121 KB JPG Will I die as a virgin? 10 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon handles exotic pets | /r/Greentext

File: nn5kj1GRxK1tu78sco1_250.jpg (15 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:51:02 No.853461298 >work with exotic animal rehabilitation >mostly former "pets" that either should never have been kept inside a house, or became problem animals because of mistreatment "This thing is evil, it attacks people for no reason." >he lashes in self-defense because your insecure handling scares him "It keeps destroying everything in my house." >Does he have any chew toys? >meet a girl with green hair, an 8/10 who's clever and funny >she paints props for this local theater, really down to earth despite of literally working in drama "I hate the kind of women who are like 'If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best'. I'm a f------ s--- show at my worst and nobody deserves to deal with that." >been dating for 7 months when I see her first bad episode, she texts me out of the blue saying she's leaving me because I should be with someone better >Go to her place to see if she's at least physically OK. >by the time I get her to calm down she's crying and begging me to take her back as if I was the one who left. >she's back to her own bubbly, wonderful self once she's cried it out, gotten food and thoroughly dicked down >learn to pick up on the warning signs before she does, herself >get her some kind of a nice treat if I notice she hasn't been eating >she's always falling in love with a new project she'll probably give up halfway, if she hasn't done that for a while it's time to take her out to try something new >we've been together for 3 years, she hasn't had an episode for a year, and only relapsed once because of quarantine >l don't think she knows I still check her for cuts, but she hasn't self-harmed in years >recently she got into her head to write a cook book, I told her that's a wonderful idea and gave a few suggestions from the ideas >it probably won't be finished but she's happily typing and humming along to her music >safe environment, appropriate nutrition, secure handling and proper enrichment It's not rocket science.
File: nn5kj1GRxK1tu78sco1_250.jpg (15 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:51:02 No.853461298 >work with exotic animal rehabilitation >mostly former "pets" that either should never have been kept inside a house, or became problem animals because of mistreatment "This thing is evil, it attacks people for no reason." >he lashes in self-defense because your insecure handling scares him "It keeps destroying everything in my house." >Does he have any chew toys? >meet a girl with green hair, an 8/10 who's clever and funny >she paints props for this local theater, really down to earth despite of literally working in drama "I hate the kind of women who are like 'If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best'. I'm a f------ s--- show at my worst and nobody deserves to deal with that." >been dating for 7 months when I see her first bad episode, she texts me out of the blue saying she's leaving me because I should be with someone better >Go to her place to see if she's at least physically OK. >by the time I get her to calm down she's crying and begging me to take her back as if I was the one who left. >she's back to her own bubbly, wonderful self once she's cried it out, gotten food and thoroughly dicked down >learn to pick up on the warning signs before she does, herself >get her some kind of a nice treat if I notice she hasn't been eating >she's always falling in love with a new project she'll probably give up halfway, if she hasn't done that for a while it's time to take her out to try something new >we've been together for 3 years, she hasn't had an episode for a year, and only relapsed once because of quarantine >l don't think she knows I still check her for cuts, but she hasn't self-harmed in years >recently she got into her head to write a cook book, I told her that's a wonderful idea and gave a few suggestions from the ideas >it probably won't be finished but she's happily typing and humming along to her music >safe environment, appropriate nutrition, secure handling and proper enrichment It's not rocket science.

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