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File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: tOWidatY [Reply] 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: tOWidatY [Reply] 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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They're here again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it....the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as I can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wall and I run upstairs >l must prepare.
: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it....the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as I can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wall and I run upstairs >l must prepare.

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Anon has an amazing day | /r/Greentext

File: apples jpg (57 KB, 460x460) O Anonymous 09/27/19(Fri)17:28:43 No.54597642 [Rep Enjoying the little things stories? >be me, walking past local market >pass stand with many different apples >desire to eat apple intensifies >select good-looking apple, approach apple lady to pay >"Just the one? You can just have it." >nice early fall day >walk streets eating free apple >it's super juicy and crunchy to the max, 9.5/10 >Thanks, apple lady
File: apples jpg (57 KB, 460x460) O Anonymous 09/27/19(Fri)17:28:43 No.54597642 [Rep Enjoying the little things stories? >be me, walking past local market >pass stand with many different apples >desire to eat apple intensifies >select good-looking apple, approach apple lady to pay >"Just the one? You can just have it." >nice early fall day >walk streets eating free apple >it's super juicy and crunchy to the max, 9.5/10 >Thanks, apple lady

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Full circle boys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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anon gets observed | /r/Greentext

>Work from home as a call center agent >They record every call >They record our screen activity at all times (Remote desktop) BIG BROTHER is watching you >They reserve the right to randomly request we send them a picture of our 165 KB JPG "Work area" >New memo comes out today >All agents must keep their webcams on at all times for monitoring purposes. >All agents that do not have a webcam may request that one be mailed to them at no cost This can't be legal.
>Work from home as a call center agent >They record every call >They record our screen activity at all times (Remote desktop) BIG BROTHER is watching you >They reserve the right to randomly request we send them a picture of our 165 KB JPG "Work area" >New memo comes out today >All agents must keep their webcams on at all times for monitoring purposes. >All agents that do not have a webcam may request that one be mailed to them at no cost This can't be legal.

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Anon wastes their gpu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:59:07 No.63408829 >>63407505 (OP) # >tfw RTX 3080 >paid MSRP for it at launch >could now sell it for $2k if I wanted to due to shortages >literally all i do is play visual novels and games that could run on an IGPU 220 KB JPG >>63409273 #
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:59:07 No.63408829 >>63407505 (OP) # >tfw RTX 3080 >paid MSRP for it at launch >could now sell it for $2k if I wanted to due to shortages >literally all i do is play visual novels and games that could run on an IGPU 220 KB JPG >>63409273 #

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Anon embraces the trend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21 (Tue)22:16:11 No.63412268 >Be me lonely af virgin and 22 >Am on Discord constantly night and day >Get a harem of trans girls surrounding me for literally just existing and validating them >I literally hookup with one of them irl and got my d--- sucked everyday for the entire 284 KB PNG week they were with me >We are now extremely close and are making plans to move in together Bros literally why are we not for dating trannies? This has been literally the best experience of my life and is setting me on track to actually enjoy life and make something of myself and leave my parents house. Pic related cause it is basically me and gf.
: Anonymous 04/27/21 (Tue)22:16:11 No.63412268 >Be me lonely af virgin and 22 >Am on Discord constantly night and day >Get a harem of trans girls surrounding me for literally just existing and validating them >I literally hookup with one of them irl and got my d--- sucked everyday for the entire 284 KB PNG week they were with me >We are now extremely close and are making plans to move in together Bros literally why are we not for dating trannies? This has been literally the best experience of my life and is setting me on track to actually enjoy life and make something of myself and leave my parents house. Pic related cause it is basically me and gf.

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Anons struggle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:35:17 No.63416448 >get a match >"hey" >I write hey how are you >..... Get unmatched 99 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:35:17 No.63416448 >get a match >"hey" >I write hey how are you >..... Get unmatched 99 KB JPG

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Anon will hacker you | /r/Greentext

>0000000oo0oI will hacker you
>0000000oo0oI will hacker you

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Anon sees a bushel of blackberries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)00:42:25 No.149702872 >mfw I go frolicking in the fields and see a bushel of delightful blackberries
Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)00:42:25 No.149702872 >mfw I go frolicking in the fields and see a bushel of delightful blackberries

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Anon is a voluntary celibate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38174160 2 mins ago .. >almost 2 weeks into nofap >liking traps less and less It dawned on me that boipussy is actually just man ass, I feel sick. 153.5 kB PNG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 38174160 2 mins ago .. >almost 2 weeks into nofap >liking traps less and less It dawned on me that boipussy is actually just man ass, I feel sick. 153.5 kB PNG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon goes to only fans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:05:05 No.63415372 >Go on Onlyfans >Tip for 500$ worth of personal content >Open bank dispute once girl sends content >Get money back and resell her content to simps 906 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:05:05 No.63415372 >Go on Onlyfans >Tip for 500$ worth of personal content >Open bank dispute once girl sends content >Get money back and resell her content to simps 906 KB JPG

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anon keeps walking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)02:35:44 No.851553453 pepe what.jpg 8 KB JPG Greentext time >Be me, a few weeks ago >Taking public transit and walking home because truck is in auto shop >Walking behind this one person >They turn around, 1/10, short, fat, man hating boner killing feminist stops and looks right at me with a face like I was gonna f------ r--- her. >Walk past her without making eye contact >Glance at shadows and she starts walking while muttering "yeah keep walking" What in gods name am I going to do to you, we are walking past a busy street at 4 in the afternoon. Most guys wouldn't even shoot you because it'd be considered a waste of ammunition.
: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)02:35:44 No.851553453 pepe what.jpg 8 KB JPG Greentext time >Be me, a few weeks ago >Taking public transit and walking home because truck is in auto shop >Walking behind this one person >They turn around, 1/10, short, fat, man hating boner killing feminist stops and looks right at me with a face like I was gonna f------ r--- her. >Walk past her without making eye contact >Glance at shadows and she starts walking while muttering "yeah keep walking" What in gods name am I going to do to you, we are walking past a busy street at 4 in the afternoon. Most guys wouldn't even shoot you because it'd be considered a waste of ammunition.

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IOANNIS BRAVOS | /r/Greentext

JB.jpg 29 KВ JPG >>124388673 (OP) # REMINDER: Reminder that Johnny Bravo (1OANNIS BRAVOS) is a HELLENIC man! But whitey won't tell you. >Hair Gel >Lives with his mom into late adulthood >Frequents a diner >Sexually harasses every woman he sees.
JB.jpg 29 KВ JPG >>124388673 (OP) # REMINDER: Reminder that Johnny Bravo (1OANNIS BRAVOS) is a HELLENIC man! But whitey won't tell you. >Hair Gel >Lives with his mom into late adulthood >Frequents a diner >Sexually harasses every woman he sees.

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anon got collection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection
: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection

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*CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU* | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)05:55:25 No.148868594 i (12).jpg 141 KB JPG >everyday im suffering
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)05:55:25 No.148868594 i (12).jpg 141 KB JPG >everyday im suffering

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)15:56:00 No.63409433 >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the 42 KB JPG sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee RIP stink bug
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)15:56:00 No.63409433 >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the 42 KB JPG sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee RIP stink bug

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anon has a crummy homelife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:48:10 No.24042357 >be me, when I was 15 >brother slept through alarm, was late to school, missed entire first class >parents dismiss it as an honest mistake >be me, months later >sleep through alarm >late to school, miss entire first class >grounded for 2 weeks, beaten, berated 23 KB JPG why is life this way
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:48:10 No.24042357 >be me, when I was 15 >brother slept through alarm, was late to school, missed entire first class >parents dismiss it as an honest mistake >be me, months later >sleep through alarm >late to school, miss entire first class >grounded for 2 weeks, beaten, berated 23 KB JPG why is life this way

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Anon is overweight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man

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Anon doesn’t get vaccinated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Qklmn4Ey 04/27/21(Tue)12:39:38 No.318932776 >didn't get the vaccine because /pol/ said it'll make me infertile asT >currently posting from a hospital bed after catching COVID and experiencing severe symptoms >may possibly die because I listened to /pol/ 1.54 MB PNG Th-thanks... SE
: Anonymous (ID: Qklmn4Ey 04/27/21(Tue)12:39:38 No.318932776 >didn't get the vaccine because /pol/ said it'll make me infertile asT >currently posting from a hospital bed after catching COVID and experiencing severe symptoms >may possibly die because I listened to /pol/ 1.54 MB PNG Th-thanks... SE

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