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: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q 8KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #
: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q 8KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #

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Anon completes his life’s work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)22:53:49 No.852813440 >be me >write a funny greentext 6 months ago >post it on Reddit because I'm gay >gets like 35k upvotes >satisfied.jpeg >be browsing Reddit 2 days ago 27 KB JPG >see someone reposted my greentext >only got 12.5k upvotes >almost 50k people saw my greentext and upvoted it in total >be on IG today >see a meme account reposted my greentext >over 75k likes >mfw when I contributed to meme culture >mfw my life has meaning later virgins
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)22:53:49 No.852813440 >be me >write a funny greentext 6 months ago >post it on Reddit because I'm gay >gets like 35k upvotes >satisfied.jpeg >be browsing Reddit 2 days ago 27 KB JPG >see someone reposted my greentext >only got 12.5k upvotes >almost 50k people saw my greentext and upvoted it in total >be on IG today >see a meme account reposted my greentext >over 75k likes >mfw when I contributed to meme culture >mfw my life has meaning later virgins

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This is so deep | /r/Greentext

ar15.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >cause 37,000 deaths each year >cause an additional 2.35 million injuries >be the cause of nearly 1,600 children under age 15 >cost the US 230.6 billion per year, or an average of $820 per person. >be the greatest annual cause of death of healthy US citizens >be automobile >pic unrelated
ar15.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >cause 37,000 deaths each year >cause an additional 2.35 million injuries >be the cause of nearly 1,600 children under age 15 >cost the US 230.6 billion per year, or an average of $820 per person. >be the greatest annual cause of death of healthy US citizens >be automobile >pic unrelated

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Anon goes out to eat with a /b/ro | /r/Greentext

File: derp.png (94 KB, 313x228) Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)12:42:48 No.592816948 >>592817634 Tard thread. I'll start. >be me >be at restaurant with gf >get seated at a table, waiter comes and takes our drink order >get drinks and ready to order food >by this point I fairly certain waiter is a /b/ro (this will come into play later) >while ordering food, family with obvious tard comes in >full wailing about some s--- or another >think nothing of it and continue to order food >order placed, waiter leaves >he comes back our way and stops to take tard's family's order >tard orders a cheeseburger >tard's parents explicitly state no tomato on burger >letsplayagame.png >l call the waiter over >tell him "TIl give you $20 to put put tomato on his burger" ($20 to more than cover any tip he would lose) >waiter is /b/ro, tells me he'll do it for free >l tell him rush their order, and to hold ours (I want no distraction to watch this unfold) >Says sure, runs to kitchen laughing the whole way >10 minutes later tard food arrives >sees tomato, loses his s--- >starts yelling "TURMATO, TURMATO, TURMATO" with all of his might >father tries to quiet the beast >works for a few minutes >l give up watching, thinking I have lost >our food shows up, start eating >just then I hear the cry of one thousand tards >I look over to tard HQ >tard wails "NO TURPATO" and bulldozes the f------ table >s--- flies everywhere >allofmywut.gif >father of the beast corrals tard, takes him out of restaurant >mother pays waiter quickly, appologizes for the mess and leaves >The /b/rowaiter makes direct eye contact with me and smiles >gets other busboyfags to clean up Tardpocolypse >comes to our table with check >we pay, I leave $25 tip for thanks for te lulz >on the way out, the waiter comes over to me >whispers in my ear >"No tomato for the potato" >we both lose our s--- in the middle of the place >to this day my gf still has no idea l engineered Tardpocolypse >mfw
File: derp.png (94 KB, 313x228) Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)12:42:48 No.592816948 >>592817634 Tard thread. I'll start. >be me >be at restaurant with gf >get seated at a table, waiter comes and takes our drink order >get drinks and ready to order food >by this point I fairly certain waiter is a /b/ro (this will come into play later) >while ordering food, family with obvious tard comes in >full wailing about some s--- or another >think nothing of it and continue to order food >order placed, waiter leaves >he comes back our way and stops to take tard's family's order >tard orders a cheeseburger >tard's parents explicitly state no tomato on burger >letsplayagame.png >l call the waiter over >tell him "TIl give you $20 to put put tomato on his burger" ($20 to more than cover any tip he would lose) >waiter is /b/ro, tells me he'll do it for free >l tell him rush their order, and to hold ours (I want no distraction to watch this unfold) >Says sure, runs to kitchen laughing the whole way >10 minutes later tard food arrives >sees tomato, loses his s--- >starts yelling "TURMATO, TURMATO, TURMATO" with all of his might >father tries to quiet the beast >works for a few minutes >l give up watching, thinking I have lost >our food shows up, start eating >just then I hear the cry of one thousand tards >I look over to tard HQ >tard wails "NO TURPATO" and bulldozes the f------ table >s--- flies everywhere >allofmywut.gif >father of the beast corrals tard, takes him out of restaurant >mother pays waiter quickly, appologizes for the mess and leaves >The /b/rowaiter makes direct eye contact with me and smiles >gets other busboyfags to clean up Tardpocolypse >comes to our table with check >we pay, I leave $25 tip for thanks for te lulz >on the way out, the waiter comes over to me >whispers in my ear >"No tomato for the potato" >we both lose our s--- in the middle of the place >to this day my gf still has no idea l engineered Tardpocolypse >mfw

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Anon has no job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/18(Fri)23:15:58 No.4550017: Mom learned to dab >27 and still at home >No job >No driver's license >Mom does her weekly ritual of coming into my room and telling me I need to find a job >Usually tell her to shut the f--- up 70 KB PNG and leave me alone because it stresses me out and angers me >Try it again this time >She dabs >Ask her what the f--- she's doing >She says I need to find a job within the next three months or l'm out on my own >Start crying >She dabs again >Everytime I ask for something or try to get her to see my side she dabs on me without saying anything
: Anonymous 05/18/18(Fri)23:15:58 No.4550017: Mom learned to dab >27 and still at home >No job >No driver's license >Mom does her weekly ritual of coming into my room and telling me I need to find a job >Usually tell her to shut the f--- up 70 KB PNG and leave me alone because it stresses me out and angers me >Try it again this time >She dabs >Ask her what the f--- she's doing >She says I need to find a job within the next three months or l'm out on my own >Start crying >She dabs again >Everytime I ask for something or try to get her to see my side she dabs on me without saying anything

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Anon gets made fun of | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)17:59:13 No.63349216 >be me >New to fourchan >First green text >Feels goodman! >Nice to be a part of a community 806 KB PNG Hello and thanks in advance for welcoming me! 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:00:44 No.63349234 : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:04:34 No.63349276 >>63349216 (OP) # >hahahahah bros look at le greentext on yutub! >hahahaha 4chan funni brou >hahahaha 4chan is grintext >hahahaha me gonna make le epic 15 KB JPG greentext ahahahahaha
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)17:59:13 No.63349216 >be me >New to fourchan >First green text >Feels goodman! >Nice to be a part of a community 806 KB PNG Hello and thanks in advance for welcoming me! 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:00:44 No.63349234 : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:04:34 No.63349276 >>63349216 (OP) # >hahahahah bros look at le greentext on yutub! >hahahaha 4chan funni brou >hahahaha 4chan is grintext >hahahaha me gonna make le epic 15 KB JPG greentext ahahahahaha

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Anon should've said "I know" When they told him he's not muted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I really fkin hate online clas(...) 04/21/21(Wed)23:38:12 No.63321482 >be me having online class >after answering some questions i mute myself >be my fkin mouse >random doubleclicks >mute and unmute myself >in discord call with my friends, talking about how s--- the online class is and how s--- the 386 KB PNG teacher is >they go silent >w--.jpg >one of them says i'm not muted >go to online class tab >sees i'm not muted >Oh F---! >awkward silence >teacher did not say anything f--- me anons and f--- my mouse i would've smashed this s--- if i wasn't brok rn
: Anonymous I really fkin hate online clas(...) 04/21/21(Wed)23:38:12 No.63321482 >be me having online class >after answering some questions i mute myself >be my fkin mouse >random doubleclicks >mute and unmute myself >in discord call with my friends, talking about how s--- the online class is and how s--- the 386 KB PNG teacher is >they go silent >w--.jpg >one of them says i'm not muted >go to online class tab >sees i'm not muted >Oh F---! >awkward silence >teacher did not say anything f--- me anons and f--- my mouse i would've smashed this s--- if i wasn't brok rn

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Anon meets someone from grindr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)04:15:08 No.63341349 trolling on grindr is pretty hilarious >go on grindr >find some f----- who is desperate to meet up >make sure we meet up in the dead of night at a park >blow him and let him nut in my mouth >mfw this f----- didnt know he got pleasured by a STRAIGHT guy f------ queers >>63341602 #
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)04:15:08 No.63341349 trolling on grindr is pretty hilarious >go on grindr >find some f----- who is desperate to meet up >make sure we meet up in the dead of night at a park >blow him and let him nut in my mouth >mfw this f----- didnt know he got pleasured by a STRAIGHT guy f------ queers >>63341602 #

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Anons hates tropes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:21:36 No.63352748 >character refuses to kill their enemy because that'd mean they're just as evil god i f------ hate this trope, why is it used so much in everything 186 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:47:37 No.63353086 >>63352748 (OP) # Bonus: >they killed several "insignificant" people to get to the main villain, and only then do they decide killing is "wrong" and/or >By letting the villain go, they condemn many more people to inevitably die by the villains hands
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:21:36 No.63352748 >character refuses to kill their enemy because that'd mean they're just as evil god i f------ hate this trope, why is it used so much in everything 186 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:47:37 No.63353086 >>63352748 (OP) # Bonus: >they killed several "insignificant" people to get to the main villain, and only then do they decide killing is "wrong" and/or >By letting the villain go, they condemn many more people to inevitably die by the villains hands

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anon goes to a therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:49:25 No.63001012 HOW TO DEAL WITH DEPRESSION >go to therapy >therapist says i'll never be happy unless i "get my life together" >get a job >8 hours a day of free exercise STEP ONE.. emageneratoet >use money to order meal kits to eat healthy 10 KB JPG >start taking vitamins >lose some weight >save up enough to move out of my parents >have my own room in a place with decent roommates >still depressed >still have panic attacks >just busy 8 hours a day now
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:49:25 No.63001012 HOW TO DEAL WITH DEPRESSION >go to therapy >therapist says i'll never be happy unless i "get my life together" >get a job >8 hours a day of free exercise STEP ONE.. emageneratoet >use money to order meal kits to eat healthy 10 KB JPG >start taking vitamins >lose some weight >save up enough to move out of my parents >have my own room in a place with decent roommates >still depressed >still have panic attacks >just busy 8 hours a day now

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Anon helps train kids | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/19(Thu)13:23:14 No.816571547 please be patient I have autism >be me >amateur MMA fighter >mostly just a hobby, do it to stay in shape etc. >also help train kids at the gym I fight for >teaching 12-13 year old kid how to 77 KB JPG stand and hit pads, simple s--- >kid has high-functioning autism >out of nowhere he looks at me and says "How high does the grass grow in Germany" >Think it's just a weird autist question >"I don't know, probably the same as here" >"About this high" he then proceeds to give a full Nazi salute for 10 seconds >fuckingwotm8 I know you're on this website you little incel, I got yelled at by the gyms owner because he thought I made you do that. F--- you. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/19/19(Thu)13:23:14 No.816571547 please be patient I have autism >be me >amateur MMA fighter >mostly just a hobby, do it to stay in shape etc. >also help train kids at the gym I fight for >teaching 12-13 year old kid how to 77 KB JPG stand and hit pads, simple s--- >kid has high-functioning autism >out of nowhere he looks at me and says "How high does the grass grow in Germany" >Think it's just a weird autist question >"I don't know, probably the same as here" >"About this high" he then proceeds to give a full Nazi salute for 10 seconds >fuckingwotm8 I know you're on this website you little incel, I got yelled at by the gyms owner because he thought I made you do that. F--- you. 2 Replies View Thread

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Chadian Civil War | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)17:04:24 No.60946792 >used to play WoW in high school for 12 hours a day. Raided in hardcore guild, got a couple top 10 world first raid kills over 2 years with the guild. The Loneliest people FART The Loudest 84 KB JPG >never wanted female attention >quit WoW due to work schedule after graduation >picked up lifting >fast forward 3 years and apparently l'm attractive >can't handle female attention >fumble through relationships >last weekend slept with 3 different girls in under 24hours >l never wanted this life >l'd rather be with the guild wiping on a progression night
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)17:04:24 No.60946792 >used to play WoW in high school for 12 hours a day. Raided in hardcore guild, got a couple top 10 world first raid kills over 2 years with the guild. The Loneliest people FART The Loudest 84 KB JPG >never wanted female attention >quit WoW due to work schedule after graduation >picked up lifting >fast forward 3 years and apparently l'm attractive >can't handle female attention >fumble through relationships >last weekend slept with 3 different girls in under 24hours >l never wanted this life >l'd rather be with the guild wiping on a progression night

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Anon had a lucid dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:33:26 No.53020109 >had a lucid dream >started off flying was pretty fun >see my aunt randomly >instantly try to r--- her What did I mean by this? 494 KB GIF 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:52:25 No.53020340 >>53020109 (OP) # I studied psychology for my degree, i think i can help >this means you want to r--- your aunt
: Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:33:26 No.53020109 >had a lucid dream >started off flying was pretty fun >see my aunt randomly >instantly try to r--- her What did I mean by this? 494 KB GIF 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:52:25 No.53020340 >>53020109 (OP) # I studied psychology for my degree, i think i can help >this means you want to r--- your aunt

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Anon is sarcastic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol 19 KB JPG >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol 19 KB JPG >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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Anon gets used | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)01:16:58 No.852784799 >be me >raised catholic my whole life >think im going to save myself for marriage >be in college >date this girl 11 KB JPG >she knows the deal >perfect body, great sense of humor, lots of fun >she practically moves in with me and my roommate after dating for about 2 months >9 months in, decide f--- it >figure it's not bad so long as i marry her eventually >she is happy >we f--- >next week >she tells me her mom is visiting for the weekend >my gf doesnt want her mom to know that she is living with me >spend 3 hours helping her pack up all of her s--- out of my apartment >it takes several trips caring all of her boxes up all of the flights of stairs to her own apartment >she hasn't been in there for months, so i help her clean up the place as well for her mom's visit >it takes all day to help her, but i don't care because i love her >as soon as everything is done she breaks up with me Her mom never even came to visit
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)01:16:58 No.852784799 >be me >raised catholic my whole life >think im going to save myself for marriage >be in college >date this girl 11 KB JPG >she knows the deal >perfect body, great sense of humor, lots of fun >she practically moves in with me and my roommate after dating for about 2 months >9 months in, decide f--- it >figure it's not bad so long as i marry her eventually >she is happy >we f--- >next week >she tells me her mom is visiting for the weekend >my gf doesnt want her mom to know that she is living with me >spend 3 hours helping her pack up all of her s--- out of my apartment >it takes several trips caring all of her boxes up all of the flights of stairs to her own apartment >she hasn't been in there for months, so i help her clean up the place as well for her mom's visit >it takes all day to help her, but i don't care because i love her >as soon as everything is done she breaks up with me Her mom never even came to visit

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Anon learns everything is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: jUrvyDLG ) I I Fun Game 02/28/21(Sun)17:27:27 No.310148878 Is breathing racist? Q All O Images E News O Videos 9 марs I More Settings Tools About 12,600,000 results (0.39 seconds) www.motherjones.com > air-pollution-racial-disparities - This Is How Racist Your Air Is – Mother Jones Apr 28, 2014 – The study overlaid Census data exposure levels of a pollutant called nitrogen dioxide or NO2 which is created by combustion in ENVIRONMENT POLITICS CRIME AND JUSTICE FOOD MEDIA INVESTIGATIC ENVIRONMENT APRIL 28, 2014 This Is How Racist Your Air Is If you're white, you're probably breathing cleaner air. JULIA LURIE Senior Reporter Bio | Follow f WE DON'T ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR. People of color are exposed to 46% more nitrogen dioxide pollution each year than white people. Average NO2 exposure in parts per billion 15 ppb pay up whitey.png 66 KB PNG 1- Go to Jewgle 2- Туре "Is 3- Most retarded find wins the day. Pic related racist?"
: Anonymous (ID: jUrvyDLG ) I I Fun Game 02/28/21(Sun)17:27:27 No.310148878 Is breathing racist? Q All O Images E News O Videos 9 марs I More Settings Tools About 12,600,000 results (0.39 seconds) www.motherjones.com > air-pollution-racial-disparities - This Is How Racist Your Air Is – Mother Jones Apr 28, 2014 – The study overlaid Census data exposure levels of a pollutant called nitrogen dioxide or NO2 which is created by combustion in ENVIRONMENT POLITICS CRIME AND JUSTICE FOOD MEDIA INVESTIGATIC ENVIRONMENT APRIL 28, 2014 This Is How Racist Your Air Is If you're white, you're probably breathing cleaner air. JULIA LURIE Senior Reporter Bio | Follow f WE DON'T ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR. People of color are exposed to 46% more nitrogen dioxide pollution each year than white people. Average NO2 exposure in parts per billion 15 ppb pay up whitey.png 66 KB PNG 1- Go to Jewgle 2- Туре "Is 3- Most retarded find wins the day. Pic related racist?"

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Wtf did i just read | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 769031659 32 perccel ezelőt •.. Just got laid >Be Me >16 >Yesterday >At School hanging out with group of friends >See Stacy I like and get a boner >Put d--- in waistband like so many of you seem to 5,9 kB JPG recommend ItWorks.exe >Stacy comes up to me, "Oh, Hey Anon." >Gives me hug >5'5" and she is closer to 5' 10" >Have to reach up a little >D--- pops out through the top and rubs her stomach >Wasn't expecting it and instantly nut on her stomach >She was wearing a crop trop >She pulls away somewhat slowly to reveal a fat nut on her stomach >She gags and runs away nearly crying >Friends all look at me in disgust >I run off campus and am posting this from a local Dennys See Ya Later Virgins 3 REPLIES 5 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 769031659 32 perccel ezelőt •.. Just got laid >Be Me >16 >Yesterday >At School hanging out with group of friends >See Stacy I like and get a boner >Put d--- in waistband like so many of you seem to 5,9 kB JPG recommend ItWorks.exe >Stacy comes up to me, "Oh, Hey Anon." >Gives me hug >5'5" and she is closer to 5' 10" >Have to reach up a little >D--- pops out through the top and rubs her stomach >Wasn't expecting it and instantly nut on her stomach >She was wearing a crop trop >She pulls away somewhat slowly to reveal a fat nut on her stomach >She gags and runs away nearly crying >Friends all look at me in disgust >I run off campus and am posting this from a local Dennys See Ya Later Virgins 3 REPLIES 5 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is a racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: yG+Dj5r/ 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:35 No.318257700 >New Zealand has no guns. OLLN LO Completely banned by the government and almost impossible for the average joe to own any form of firearm. 27 KB JPG >That being said literally 10000x safer than the United States. >Americans will still say they want the right to defend themselves. But from what exactly? Perhaps you are the issue. Be more like New Zealand. New Zealand is cool. : Anonymous (ID: Bf7qJNN1 ) 04/23/21(Fri)10:54:04 No.318257829 > But from what exactly? n------ >>318261433 #
: Anonymous (ID: yG+Dj5r/ 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:35 No.318257700 >New Zealand has no guns. OLLN LO Completely banned by the government and almost impossible for the average joe to own any form of firearm. 27 KB JPG >That being said literally 10000x safer than the United States. >Americans will still say they want the right to defend themselves. But from what exactly? Perhaps you are the issue. Be more like New Zealand. New Zealand is cool. : Anonymous (ID: Bf7qJNN1 ) 04/23/21(Fri)10:54:04 No.318257829 > But from what exactly? n------ >>318261433 #

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Anon listens to death metal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:45 No.852751421 Screenshot_20210321_172130_com.google.android.youtube.jpg 353 KB JPG >be me >decide to listen to death metal >why do people listen to bs? >continue listening to Metallica >after few years Metallica seems boring to me >give death metal another try >listen to Death >OH MY GOD THIS IS SO F------ BEATIFUL >Find out Chuck died long time ago >cry >be inspired, buy guitar, amp >play only Death >probably will start band with my friends >thank you Chuck
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:45 No.852751421 Screenshot_20210321_172130_com.google.android.youtube.jpg 353 KB JPG >be me >decide to listen to death metal >why do people listen to bs? >continue listening to Metallica >after few years Metallica seems boring to me >give death metal another try >listen to Death >OH MY GOD THIS IS SO F------ BEATIFUL >Find out Chuck died long time ago >cry >be inspired, buy guitar, amp >play only Death >probably will start band with my friends >thank you Chuck

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Anon has the correct response. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:06:17 No.63311897 >Hey, are you anon? >l'm your sister haha, your parents gave me to adoption. I wanted to meet you so bad. >So... tell me about your life 248 KB JPG Wat do 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:15:55 No.63312018 >>63311897 (OP) # I assume an exaggerated hoodlum swagger and say amid flashing hand gestures, "lon know you BITCH you just trynna get up all in my S--- and get sum MONEY off me NAH AH bitch you aint gon get no money from me f--- outta here 23 KB JPG witcho dumbayyys s--- n---- damn don let me ever see yo DUMBASS here again" And calmly adjust myself and walk away
: Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:06:17 No.63311897 >Hey, are you anon? >l'm your sister haha, your parents gave me to adoption. I wanted to meet you so bad. >So... tell me about your life 248 KB JPG Wat do 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:15:55 No.63312018 >>63311897 (OP) # I assume an exaggerated hoodlum swagger and say amid flashing hand gestures, "lon know you BITCH you just trynna get up all in my S--- and get sum MONEY off me NAH AH bitch you aint gon get no money from me f--- outta here 23 KB JPG witcho dumbayyys s--- n---- damn don let me ever see yo DUMBASS here again" And calmly adjust myself and walk away

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