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: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >SoI was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #
: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >SoI was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #

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: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)03:14:53 No.852749530 >be me >be bored >join discord server about my favourite anime >server is filled with american trannies who congratule themselves that they "p----- off" some transphobes 272 KB PNG Now I see why people hate weebs. Why are americans like this? View Thread
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)03:14:53 No.852749530 >be me >be bored >join discord server about my favourite anime >server is filled with american trannies who congratule themselves that they "p----- off" some transphobes 272 KB PNG Now I see why people hate weebs. Why are americans like this? View Thread

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I will read this to my children before they go to sleep. He shall forever remain in my life and undefeated | /r/Greentext

>Be me >First grade >Really into WWE >Recess time >Me and friend made our own WWE Characters >l was Charles stinkbum >l was not informed that WWE was fake >We go back into the field and "host a match" >'m up against John burnsbam Ihatethiskid.jpg >Friend blows whistle he stole from P.E. teacher >l come at this m------------ like a velociraptor and my arms flying >He has 0 idea what's happening >Kick him in the d--- >He falls on ground >Friends form a 10 foot ring around us >At this point he is crying >l said something like "had enough you weenie?" >Mid way through him stuttering out something i run up and kick him in his face OHSHIT.jpg >Roar of kids everywhere >I'm infamous for my finisher >Stinkbum flash burn >this kid is bawling his eyes out asking for help >friends think it's apart of the "match" >l can fart on command >Run over to him >Friends are going ape s--- crazy >l drop my Levi jeans i wore that day >Drop my underwear >Go to fart on his head thisisnotafart.gif >S--- starts blasting out of my anus >Can't control myself >Friends start running for teachers > John burnsbam starts puking and passes out > I'm awestruck with my pants still down >Teachers and nurse run over and find him with mystery meat mixed with Animal crackers s------ all over him passed out >get suspended and have to go therapy tfw Charles stinkbum never lost
>Be me >First grade >Really into WWE >Recess time >Me and friend made our own WWE Characters >l was Charles stinkbum >l was not informed that WWE was fake >We go back into the field and "host a match" >'m up against John burnsbam Ihatethiskid.jpg >Friend blows whistle he stole from P.E. teacher >l come at this m------------ like a velociraptor and my arms flying >He has 0 idea what's happening >Kick him in the d--- >He falls on ground >Friends form a 10 foot ring around us >At this point he is crying >l said something like "had enough you weenie?" >Mid way through him stuttering out something i run up and kick him in his face OHSHIT.jpg >Roar of kids everywhere >I'm infamous for my finisher >Stinkbum flash burn >this kid is bawling his eyes out asking for help >friends think it's apart of the "match" >l can fart on command >Run over to him >Friends are going ape s--- crazy >l drop my Levi jeans i wore that day >Drop my underwear >Go to fart on his head thisisnotafart.gif >S--- starts blasting out of my anus >Can't control myself >Friends start running for teachers > John burnsbam starts puking and passes out > I'm awestruck with my pants still down >Teachers and nurse run over and find him with mystery meat mixed with Animal crackers s------ all over him passed out >get suspended and have to go therapy tfw Charles stinkbum never lost

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Anon makes pancakes | /r/Greentext

File: 1363062393793.jpg-(20 KB, 310x386, IHOP story.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:26:33 No.464541509 > Be 19 > Living in my college town > Doing school things > Works at IHOP > Because college town, pancake joint be swinging > A group of 4 guys comes in every night > Three are nice and tip well > One a------ A------ always gets 6 pancakes. > After 2 months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg > A------'s magnitude far outweighs his friends' likeability > Slowly developing cancer from a------ radiation > He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet > probs bordering tard status > Huge muskills though > instead of going for direct confrontation i make a decision > Im going to slowly and methodically f--- his mind > Every night, one pancake gets more penor-like in nature > Maybe 4-6 degrees on the floppy johnson a day > realslowlike.gif > Because i introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile >I watch happily and giddily as he chokes a cockcake down > It begins to be the centerpiece of my day - He finally notices after it is straight up a big honkin' d--- > Added whipped cream at the end of the urethra (blueberry) > Feel a storm brewin O Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:43:53 No.464545508 >I deliver his penor cake one fateful evening > He looks me dead in the face and asks me > "Hey< .(deciphers nametag [letters hurt him]) a.no.n what is this s---?" >I don't know > "You better start talking or l'll talk to your manager" > Manager.let us refer to him as C. > C is my best friend. > Dastardlyplot.jpg > "TIl go get him for you, f-----, sir. > Sneak in f----- cause im feeling extra alpha > He notices, not happy. > Approach C and explain everything. He roflmaowtfbbqs all of it, every detail > He is in on the conspiracy now > Props to C for his improv work. > He sneaks in about 9 penis related puns into his talk with a------. > Paraphrasing : Sir, we don't just d--- around back here > My employees aren't messing with your junk > That might just be a coincidence > You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake > Other tables overhear and enjoy giggles > Im DYING in the kitchen > A------ scowls, pays walks out. > getlawyered.jpg > no way this m----------- will come back tomorrow > Just in case, C gets every employee on our shift in on it > Dumb f----- comes back > sitting in different zone to not deal with me > doesnt matter > This was our night to bring so many fallic references in culinary form > An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation > we were armed and ready O Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)01:00:17 No.464549087 > Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault > This was the All Hallow's Eve of c--- All men replaced their nametags with an alias for a peen > Chuck, D---, Peter, Johnson, and the Asian bussboy? Dong > All men stuffed their frontal pantaloons with things to give noticeable bulge > We plan the assault in waves > Phase 1 begins > First waiter comes, nametag Johnson > Takes orders, waves bulge in A------'s face > mother. f------. pancakes. > fool.jpg > Cue D--- > brings drinks, spills A------'s on himself in the c--- region > Furiously cleans it 2 feet from A------'s face > Uproar in the kitchen > Total improv > All of our sides > other tables get s----- service and tips will be slim tonight > worth it > two more waves pass > He stands > Silence in the kitchen > He comes into the kitchen >dohshit > TROLLINTHEDUNGEON.gif > we skitter > C takes over and calms him down > should have been a counselor > Final wave commence > he had seen Dong clean the previous spill and caught wind of the nametags after that >I stroll out > He looks p----- as f--- >I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks. No disputing > Bacon pubes, cherry herpes, whipped cream j--- > My nametag for this evening? > Penis > He rages and punches me cold > Wake up in the hospital > all employees are around my bed > Wake up to applause > Broken nose but oh so worth it > Never see him again > we are known henceforth as IHOC > International House of C---
File: 1363062393793.jpg-(20 KB, 310x386, IHOP story.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:26:33 No.464541509 > Be 19 > Living in my college town > Doing school things > Works at IHOP > Because college town, pancake joint be swinging > A group of 4 guys comes in every night > Three are nice and tip well > One a------ A------ always gets 6 pancakes. > After 2 months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg > A------'s magnitude far outweighs his friends' likeability > Slowly developing cancer from a------ radiation > He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet > probs bordering tard status > Huge muskills though > instead of going for direct confrontation i make a decision > Im going to slowly and methodically f--- his mind > Every night, one pancake gets more penor-like in nature > Maybe 4-6 degrees on the floppy johnson a day > realslowlike.gif > Because i introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile >I watch happily and giddily as he chokes a cockcake down > It begins to be the centerpiece of my day - He finally notices after it is straight up a big honkin' d--- > Added whipped cream at the end of the urethra (blueberry) > Feel a storm brewin O Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:43:53 No.464545508 >I deliver his penor cake one fateful evening > He looks me dead in the face and asks me > "Hey< .(deciphers nametag [letters hurt him]) a.no.n what is this s---?" >I don't know > "You better start talking or l'll talk to your manager" > Manager.let us refer to him as C. > C is my best friend. > Dastardlyplot.jpg > "TIl go get him for you, f-----, sir. > Sneak in f----- cause im feeling extra alpha > He notices, not happy. > Approach C and explain everything. He roflmaowtfbbqs all of it, every detail > He is in on the conspiracy now > Props to C for his improv work. > He sneaks in about 9 penis related puns into his talk with a------. > Paraphrasing : Sir, we don't just d--- around back here > My employees aren't messing with your junk > That might just be a coincidence > You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake > Other tables overhear and enjoy giggles > Im DYING in the kitchen > A------ scowls, pays walks out. > getlawyered.jpg > no way this m----------- will come back tomorrow > Just in case, C gets every employee on our shift in on it > Dumb f----- comes back > sitting in different zone to not deal with me > doesnt matter > This was our night to bring so many fallic references in culinary form > An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation > we were armed and ready O Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)01:00:17 No.464549087 > Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault > This was the All Hallow's Eve of c--- All men replaced their nametags with an alias for a peen > Chuck, D---, Peter, Johnson, and the Asian bussboy? Dong > All men stuffed their frontal pantaloons with things to give noticeable bulge > We plan the assault in waves > Phase 1 begins > First waiter comes, nametag Johnson > Takes orders, waves bulge in A------'s face > mother. f------. pancakes. > fool.jpg > Cue D--- > brings drinks, spills A------'s on himself in the c--- region > Furiously cleans it 2 feet from A------'s face > Uproar in the kitchen > Total improv > All of our sides > other tables get s----- service and tips will be slim tonight > worth it > two more waves pass > He stands > Silence in the kitchen > He comes into the kitchen >dohshit > TROLLINTHEDUNGEON.gif > we skitter > C takes over and calms him down > should have been a counselor > Final wave commence > he had seen Dong clean the previous spill and caught wind of the nametags after that >I stroll out > He looks p----- as f--- >I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks. No disputing > Bacon pubes, cherry herpes, whipped cream j--- > My nametag for this evening? > Penis > He rages and punches me cold > Wake up in the hospital > all employees are around my bed > Wake up to applause > Broken nose but oh so worth it > Never see him again > we are known henceforth as IHOC > International House of C---

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Anon has a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous School bully 02/10/18(Sat)18:30:25 No.43113498 >be me >group of chads always bullying me at school >always, the teachers wouldnt do anything because they only care about being payed >one day chad attempts to 37 KB JPG humiliate/ bully me >tell chad I have humiliation fetish They never bullied me again >mfw
: Anonymous School bully 02/10/18(Sat)18:30:25 No.43113498 >be me >group of chads always bullying me at school >always, the teachers wouldnt do anything because they only care about being payed >one day chad attempts to 37 KB JPG humiliate/ bully me >tell chad I have humiliation fetish They never bullied me again >mfw

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Anon knows how to work the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/11/17(Wed)19:10:48 No.747819050 >be me >bored and sad >make a depressing but true greentext >screenshot >post to reddit >instant karma 70 KB JPG >haha yes
: Anonymous 10/11/17(Wed)19:10:48 No.747819050 >be me >bored and sad >make a depressing but true greentext >screenshot >post to reddit >instant karma 70 KB JPG >haha yes

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Anon likes anime | /r/Greentext

File: mrelectric.png (296 KB, 494x485) O Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)18:14:13 No.852717784 >Finally get into anime >Get a figure from Ebay >No weeb s---, just Goku >Playing video games after finishing online classes >Dad walks into room and sees the figure >"Hey, what's this from?" >"Oh, that's just Goku from Dragon Ball Z." >"Is that an anime?" >"Yes." >"Isn't anime for pedophiles?" >Dad leaves the room *visihle disaust*
File: mrelectric.png (296 KB, 494x485) O Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)18:14:13 No.852717784 >Finally get into anime >Get a figure from Ebay >No weeb s---, just Goku >Playing video games after finishing online classes >Dad walks into room and sees the figure >"Hey, what's this from?" >"Oh, that's just Goku from Dragon Ball Z." >"Is that an anime?" >"Yes." >"Isn't anime for pedophiles?" >Dad leaves the room *visihle disaust*

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Anon is worthless | /r/Greentext

12/25/20(Fri)18:23:25 No.61544957 onymous ot Christmas >extended family is getting together for the holidays >grandma asks me to "make" a premade salad >mix salad and dressing together >grandma brings whole family together to announce I made the salad 44 KB JPG >whole family unironically claps and tells me good job >mfw I'm such a worthless pos that me mixing salad and dressing in a bowl is worthy of praise
12/25/20(Fri)18:23:25 No.61544957 onymous ot Christmas >extended family is getting together for the holidays >grandma asks me to "make" a premade salad >mix salad and dressing together >grandma brings whole family together to announce I made the salad 44 KB JPG >whole family unironically claps and tells me good job >mfw I'm such a worthless pos that me mixing salad and dressing in a bowl is worthy of praise

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Anon listened to music | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >lt is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles
: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >lt is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles

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Anon uses reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit thatI was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site
: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit thatI was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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Anon is a pirate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hamilton 05/16/18(Wed)14:28:36 No.45447213 >trying to pirate hamilton >Wait few hours to download >Finally finishes >lts just 3 hours of p--- >J------- Really I feel like I won in this 357 KB JPG situation View Thread
: Anonymous Hamilton 05/16/18(Wed)14:28:36 No.45447213 >trying to pirate hamilton >Wait few hours to download >Finally finishes >lts just 3 hours of p--- >J------- Really I feel like I won in this 357 KB JPG situation View Thread

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Anon is a true gentleman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon confesses to his crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)18:58:35 No.852724156 >be me, 19 >friends with this one girl >she is a 9/10 for sure >we're hanging out one day and get on the topic of crushes >"Anon, who do you have a crush on?" >refuse to give and answer and ask her 36 KB JPG who she has a crush on >she doesn't wanna answer >jackpot. >get idea to write down our crush's name on a paper and both open it at the same time >write her name down with my best handwriting >we both open it at the same time >mfw it says Chad, guy in her class >mfw her face turns to disgust when she reads what i wrote heard chad banged her brains out a week later, how did bad handwriting ruin your chances at love /b/?
: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)18:58:35 No.852724156 >be me, 19 >friends with this one girl >she is a 9/10 for sure >we're hanging out one day and get on the topic of crushes >"Anon, who do you have a crush on?" >refuse to give and answer and ask her 36 KB JPG who she has a crush on >she doesn't wanna answer >jackpot. >get idea to write down our crush's name on a paper and both open it at the same time >write her name down with my best handwriting >we both open it at the same time >mfw it says Chad, guy in her class >mfw her face turns to disgust when she reads what i wrote heard chad banged her brains out a week later, how did bad handwriting ruin your chances at love /b/?

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Anon helps a stranger in need | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 23936485 4 hours ago JPG 1200x675 46.2 kB >driving through Nevada on my way to Vegas >late at night >see some kid trying to flag down a car, looks heavily distressed >14 years old tops >pull over and ask him what's wrong >his friends took him with them into the desert, said he left because they started smoking "weird s---" that apparently wasn't weed >they left his ass in the desert for being a non-meth smoking p---- >said his phone is dead and he can't call his parents that live in Beatty >check phone, no service >it's about 20 miles and in my direction, I tell him to hop in the bed of the truck and keep his head low and l'll give him a ride >get to beatty, after some light back and forth I drop him off at gas station near where he lives >he thanks me and starts sprinting away >fill with gas, feel good about myself >get to Vegas, start unloading my luggage in my dad's garage >notice a smell >the kid took a s--- in the bed of my truck I f------ hate kids and hate people. 7 replies
#1, No. 23936485 4 hours ago JPG 1200x675 46.2 kB >driving through Nevada on my way to Vegas >late at night >see some kid trying to flag down a car, looks heavily distressed >14 years old tops >pull over and ask him what's wrong >his friends took him with them into the desert, said he left because they started smoking "weird s---" that apparently wasn't weed >they left his ass in the desert for being a non-meth smoking p---- >said his phone is dead and he can't call his parents that live in Beatty >check phone, no service >it's about 20 miles and in my direction, I tell him to hop in the bed of the truck and keep his head low and l'll give him a ride >get to beatty, after some light back and forth I drop him off at gas station near where he lives >he thanks me and starts sprinting away >fill with gas, feel good about myself >get to Vegas, start unloading my luggage in my dad's garage >notice a smell >the kid took a s--- in the bed of my truck I f------ hate kids and hate people. 7 replies

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Anon has his 18th birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 > >>628236559 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say l'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours
Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 > >>628236559 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say l'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours

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Anon works as IT support | /r/Greentext

Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread. Share your stories. >be me >work at mid-sized software company >IT support >some new guy gets a job as a programmer >claims he has worked at very big projects before >can't name them >fast forward 2 weeks >calls me and claims his computer is crashing every few minutes >walk up to his desk and watch him work until it crashes again >have leenux on a stick with me at all times >boot it up >ask him if he's been visiting any kind of not-so-legit websites >"No man, I'm clean" >gets sweaty and nervous once I browse trough the personal files >Downloads folder has multiple zip's with cryptic names inside them >"I dunno man, they were always there" >one of them is 163GB big >opening it takes almost 10 minutes >tons of folders with russian names >all of them are filled with videos of sheeps being shaved for whatever reason
Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread. Share your stories. >be me >work at mid-sized software company >IT support >some new guy gets a job as a programmer >claims he has worked at very big projects before >can't name them >fast forward 2 weeks >calls me and claims his computer is crashing every few minutes >walk up to his desk and watch him work until it crashes again >have leenux on a stick with me at all times >boot it up >ask him if he's been visiting any kind of not-so-legit websites >"No man, I'm clean" >gets sweaty and nervous once I browse trough the personal files >Downloads folder has multiple zip's with cryptic names inside them >"I dunno man, they were always there" >one of them is 163GB big >opening it takes almost 10 minutes >tons of folders with russian names >all of them are filled with videos of sheeps being shaved for whatever reason

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Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:45:57 No.852716122 ► >>852716346 >>852713214 >be me >taking a nap with my gf >spoon.jpg >I wake up cuz feel my phone vibrating on my leg >maybe a emergency >move my hand to my pocket >there's no pocket >no phone >no pants >both naked >phone was on the night table >then the smell >she farted hard enough to wake me up >start laughing my ass off >gf wake up >what's going on?" >tell her the whole story >her face turned red >"im sorry, i'm sorry I'm sorry" >she ended laughing with me That s--- happens, anon. They are humans just like us.
Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:45:57 No.852716122 ► >>852716346 >>852713214 >be me >taking a nap with my gf >spoon.jpg >I wake up cuz feel my phone vibrating on my leg >maybe a emergency >move my hand to my pocket >there's no pocket >no phone >no pants >both naked >phone was on the night table >then the smell >she farted hard enough to wake me up >start laughing my ass off >gf wake up >what's going on?" >tell her the whole story >her face turned red >"im sorry, i'm sorry I'm sorry" >she ended laughing with me That s--- happens, anon. They are humans just like us.

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File: 1333375933.jpg-(11 KB, 294x295, sosadman.jpg) O Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:12 No. 134644804 My dad died the other week. I got a vidya story about him for you guys. >Parents split up at early age >Didn't see dad very much >Every time I went there he always bought me a game >Always ended up buying REALLY awesome games (even some more obscure stuff) >He always said it was luck and that he wasn't into video games >Oh well >This goes on for years >He eventually stops buying games for me since I bought them myself >Dad died >Went to his place to clean up >Open his wardrobe >It was filled with TONS of video game magazines >Check through some of them for nostalgia >He had circled games that seemed cooled and left notes like "anon said he wanted an action game" >Other notes like "work extra buy both?" >My f------ face when I found out he had spent hours reading about something that he doesn't care about because he cared about me >> O Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC 04/02/12(Mon)10:13 No. 134644878 >>134644804 i'm sorry, man. wow. that's... just wow. * O Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:15 No. 134644981 your dad sounded like a bro rip in piece >> O Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:16 No.134645053 Ah, man. I'm sorry.
File: 1333375933.jpg-(11 KB, 294x295, sosadman.jpg) O Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:12 No. 134644804 My dad died the other week. I got a vidya story about him for you guys. >Parents split up at early age >Didn't see dad very much >Every time I went there he always bought me a game >Always ended up buying REALLY awesome games (even some more obscure stuff) >He always said it was luck and that he wasn't into video games >Oh well >This goes on for years >He eventually stops buying games for me since I bought them myself >Dad died >Went to his place to clean up >Open his wardrobe >It was filled with TONS of video game magazines >Check through some of them for nostalgia >He had circled games that seemed cooled and left notes like "anon said he wanted an action game" >Other notes like "work extra buy both?" >My f------ face when I found out he had spent hours reading about something that he doesn't care about because he cared about me >> O Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC 04/02/12(Mon)10:13 No. 134644878 >>134644804 i'm sorry, man. wow. that's... just wow. * O Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:15 No. 134644981 your dad sounded like a bro rip in piece >> O Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:16 No.134645053 Ah, man. I'm sorry.

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> In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it 15 KB JPG > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model >I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----
> In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it 15 KB JPG > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model >I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----

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