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Anon gets a kiss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)03:43:40 No.63252295 >kiss my first girl >get a pimple on my lips a week later >it hurts when I lick it 20 KB JPG 16 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)06:46:17 No.63253675 >>63252295 (OP) # nice, you are now part of the majority of people who have herpes
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)03:43:40 No.63252295 >kiss my first girl >get a pimple on my lips a week later >it hurts when I lick it 20 KB JPG 16 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)06:46:17 No.63253675 >>63252295 (OP) # nice, you are now part of the majority of people who have herpes

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Anon drives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/20(Wed)09:58:52 No.57114027 >driving down the road >thinking about how thin the line between life and death is >l could literally just turn the steering wheel and die >or would I? >throw the wheel to the left and fly into 142 KB JPG the ditch >don't die >car stuck in ditch I feel so retarded it's almost empowering
: Anonymous 03/11/20(Wed)09:58:52 No.57114027 >driving down the road >thinking about how thin the line between life and death is >l could literally just turn the steering wheel and die >or would I? >throw the wheel to the left and fly into 142 KB JPG the ditch >don't die >car stuck in ditch I feel so retarded it's almost empowering

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Anon refuses his destiny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)01:03:49 No.63243949 >had a dream about another boy >wake up alone in bed >tfw still alive ugh 134 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)01:05:58 No.63243977 >>63243949 (OP) # >not listening to the Grindrpill guy >refusing to get TOPPED This is all your fault senpai >>63244072 #
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)01:03:49 No.63243949 >had a dream about another boy >wake up alone in bed >tfw still alive ugh 134 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)01:05:58 No.63243977 >>63243949 (OP) # >not listening to the Grindrpill guy >refusing to get TOPPED This is all your fault senpai >>63244072 #

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Anon’s life is hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)13:59:31 No.63245089 6F53B152-0EOF-4FE2-A921-1250B68B754E.jpg 41 KB JPG >accidentally bought cocaine F---, why does this s--- happen to me? : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)14:00:07 No.63245097 >>63245089 (OP) # how does one buy cocaine accidentally? >>63245145 # >>63245172 # >>63245196 #
: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)13:59:31 No.63245089 6F53B152-0EOF-4FE2-A921-1250B68B754E.jpg 41 KB JPG >accidentally bought cocaine F---, why does this s--- happen to me? : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)14:00:07 No.63245097 >>63245089 (OP) # how does one buy cocaine accidentally? >>63245145 # >>63245172 # >>63245196 #

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anon hates people with glasses | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)00:20:55 No.852278771 >wake up >feel like s--- while I drink my coffee >then a thought hits me! >some people have to wear glasses 8 KB JPG >mfw >day saved 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)00:24:35 No.852278899 >>852278771 (OP) # ngl rather stay blind than wear glasses
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)00:20:55 No.852278771 >wake up >feel like s--- while I drink my coffee >then a thought hits me! >some people have to wear glasses 8 KB JPG >mfw >day saved 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)00:24:35 No.852278899 >>852278771 (OP) # ngl rather stay blind than wear glasses

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Anon uses 4chan | /r/Greentext

> /b/ me > learn about 4chan from r/greentext > put 4chan in search bar > open 4chads > MFW it's loli and shota > W-- are you degenerates doing 19 KB JPG here > one of the first threads I see is some d------- killing lizards > MEW when no tendie greentexts, just pure, concentrated degeneracy > this place is actually for those with 4chins F--- you guys, i'm going home : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:19:59 No.852262086 >>852261950 (OP) # eat s--- and die and you f------ tourist >>852263494 # : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:27:40 No.852262639 >>852261950 (OP) # the truth always hurts : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:35:50 No.852263200 >>852261950 (OP) # get filtered f----- >>852263494 # : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:37:01 No.852263275 >>852261950 (OP) # no one gives a f--- >>852263494 #
> /b/ me > learn about 4chan from r/greentext > put 4chan in search bar > open 4chads > MFW it's loli and shota > W-- are you degenerates doing 19 KB JPG here > one of the first threads I see is some d------- killing lizards > MEW when no tendie greentexts, just pure, concentrated degeneracy > this place is actually for those with 4chins F--- you guys, i'm going home : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:19:59 No.852262086 >>852261950 (OP) # eat s--- and die and you f------ tourist >>852263494 # : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:27:40 No.852262639 >>852261950 (OP) # the truth always hurts : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:35:50 No.852263200 >>852261950 (OP) # get filtered f----- >>852263494 # : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)22:37:01 No.852263275 >>852261950 (OP) # no one gives a f--- >>852263494 #

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Anon has a foot fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What's your weirdest sexual fa(...) 04/16/21(Fri)18:54:47 No.63246670 >work at a fast food joint that's 99% women >they're all complaining about how much their feet hurt and how sweaty they are >imagine what it would be like if they all put their sweaty feet in my face while I j------- and they humiliate me 48 KB JPG >make me drink the sweat from their rung out socks >make me clean the c-- from their feet Being a footfag is a curse
: Anonymous What's your weirdest sexual fa(...) 04/16/21(Fri)18:54:47 No.63246670 >work at a fast food joint that's 99% women >they're all complaining about how much their feet hurt and how sweaty they are >imagine what it would be like if they all put their sweaty feet in my face while I j------- and they humiliate me 48 KB JPG >make me drink the sweat from their rung out socks >make me clean the c-- from their feet Being a footfag is a curse

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Femanon plan backfires | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 763032186 16 min. ago •.• >go into Boots to buy toothbrush >see Stacey I went to school with working behind the counter >hatch plan >pick up a box of Durex Extra Large >she'll think I have a hung super cute bf >walk up to counter >not sure if she recognizes me >pay for the toothbrush and condoms >as i'm walking out the door, I hear her whisper to her co-worker >"I think that t----- has a big d---" >mfw 45.6 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY
Anonymous | 763032186 16 min. ago •.• >go into Boots to buy toothbrush >see Stacey I went to school with working behind the counter >hatch plan >pick up a box of Durex Extra Large >she'll think I have a hung super cute bf >walk up to counter >not sure if she recognizes me >pay for the toothbrush and condoms >as i'm walking out the door, I hear her whisper to her co-worker >"I think that t----- has a big d---" >mfw 45.6 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Anon shits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)12:30:16 No.63007868 >didnt s--- for 3 days >S--- 3 times in the last hour Back to normal 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)12:30:16 No.63007868 >didnt s--- for 3 days >S--- 3 times in the last hour Back to normal 61 KB JPG

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Put on Netflix anon | /r/Greentext

File: 1586857366733.jpg (82 KB, 872x867) Anonymous 09/15/20(Tue)01:51:08 No.130540921 >>130540967 >>130541085 >>130541365 >>130541402 >ask him to put on Netflix >he glances at me and starts fumbling with some weird cable on his TV and laptop >we sit there while he does something on his laptop with trembling finger >he mumbles something about some "torrents"
File: 1586857366733.jpg (82 KB, 872x867) Anonymous 09/15/20(Tue)01:51:08 No.130540921 >>130540967 >>130541085 >>130541365 >>130541402 >ask him to put on Netflix >he glances at me and starts fumbling with some weird cable on his TV and laptop >we sit there while he does something on his laptop with trembling finger >he mumbles something about some "torrents"

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Anon is small | /r/Greentext

>be me, 11 >italian >my father teaches me how to make pizza >he says than the yeast makes pizza's mass double in size >distract him >pick some yeast >go to bathroom >slap the yeast on my spaghetti >wait 2 hours 39 KB JPG >didn't worked >mfw
>be me, 11 >italian >my father teaches me how to make pizza >he says than the yeast makes pizza's mass double in size >distract him >pick some yeast >go to bathroom >slap the yeast on my spaghetti >wait 2 hours 39 KB JPG >didn't worked >mfw

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Anon scares the chads | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)07:55:05 No.63251555 >be me ZONE cool >s------- in public university bathroom >no one else here >two alphas walk in >l'm squat pooping, so they don't see my feet under the stall door 465 KB PNG >don't want them to bully me, so I stay as quiet as possible >they start talking about sex and drugs and other alpha things >goes on for five minutes >they notice one of the stall doors is closed >knock on door >'yo, is anyone in there?" >panic >shout 'F--- OFF! >my voice is incredibly deep >they leave the bathroom quickly >mfw I scared the alphas
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)07:55:05 No.63251555 >be me ZONE cool >s------- in public university bathroom >no one else here >two alphas walk in >l'm squat pooping, so they don't see my feet under the stall door 465 KB PNG >don't want them to bully me, so I stay as quiet as possible >they start talking about sex and drugs and other alpha things >goes on for five minutes >they notice one of the stall doors is closed >knock on door >'yo, is anyone in there?" >panic >shout 'F--- OFF! >my voice is incredibly deep >they leave the bathroom quickly >mfw I scared the alphas

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Anon's dad is a bit strange | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)23:28:54 No.63225053 >having coffee on street with my dad >pair of girls of questionable age walk by >one is in a bikini >dad says 'very nice' in a Borat voice >one girl hears and looks visibly disgusted I think my dad might be a massive autist
Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)23:28:54 No.63225053 >having coffee on street with my dad >pair of girls of questionable age walk by >one is in a bikini >dad says 'very nice' in a Borat voice >one girl hears and looks visibly disgusted I think my dad might be a massive autist

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Anon wants to become a sigma male | /r/Greentext

File: 1597697729375.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)23:24:01 No.4197222 >Go to mcdonalds >"Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" >Wagie just flat out says "No." >Shocked at his answer >Don't know what to say so I leave Am la beta
File: 1597697729375.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)23:24:01 No.4197222 >Go to mcdonalds >"Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" >Wagie just flat out says "No." >Shocked at his answer >Don't know what to say so I leave Am la beta

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Almost famous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)19:44:32 No.63247396 >started picking my nose while in my car >look over >see a girl in another car, holding up her phone filming me 539 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)19:44:32 No.63247396 >started picking my nose while in my car >look over >see a girl in another car, holding up her phone filming me 539 KB PNG

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Anon wants to sleep | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CITYOAVA ) 04/16/21(Fri)08:23:21 >wake up >FBI confirms ufo video >another mass shooting >riots for kid shot up by police >vaccines are f------ people up Maybe I should just go back to sleep
Anonymous (ID: CITYOAVA ) 04/16/21(Fri)08:23:21 >wake up >FBI confirms ufo video >another mass shooting >riots for kid shot up by police >vaccines are f------ people up Maybe I should just go back to sleep

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: kOa0elgg 10/04/18(Thu)16:43:46 No.6592838 >be me >be high school kissless virgin >is dress-up week st my school >come in creative costume >close friend/girl i'm in love with likes it 340 KB JPG >wants to take a picture with me >she puts my arm around her >camera takes a second to boot-up >be perfectly happy just making contact with her, feeling close to her >be happy all day >pic related
: Anonymous (ID: kOa0elgg 10/04/18(Thu)16:43:46 No.6592838 >be me >be high school kissless virgin >is dress-up week st my school >come in creative costume >close friend/girl i'm in love with likes it 340 KB JPG >wants to take a picture with me >she puts my arm around her >camera takes a second to boot-up >be perfectly happy just making contact with her, feeling close to her >be happy all day >pic related

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Anon does a food | /r/Greentext

File: proxy-image (37).png (44 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)07:44:00 No.59533206 [Re >be me >get horny >also be hungry >decide to eat before masturbating >cook a nice hardy meal of bacon & eggs >eat it >don't feel like jerking it anymore >way more satisfied and feeling better than if I had Thanks food Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)07:58:16 No.59533315 >>59533206 (OP) # food never disappoint
File: proxy-image (37).png (44 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)07:44:00 No.59533206 [Re >be me >get horny >also be hungry >decide to eat before masturbating >cook a nice hardy meal of bacon & eggs >eat it >don't feel like jerking it anymore >way more satisfied and feeling better than if I had Thanks food Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)07:58:16 No.59533315 >>59533206 (OP) # food never disappoint

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Anon meets a person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)07:41:14 No.63062 >meet a person >start talking about things we like >he mentions he likes anything related to anime >leave 36 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)07:41:14 No.63062 >meet a person >start talking about things we like >he mentions he likes anything related to anime >leave 36 KB JPG

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Anon moves out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)00:23:07 No.63246268 VIRGIN 1SLANDS OF THE UNITED STATES >Be me >Just moved out of the Virgin THAO Cane Thome Snt Jahi Islands Stock >See you later Virgins Saint Cale Stock 341 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)00:23:07 No.63246268 VIRGIN 1SLANDS OF THE UNITED STATES >Be me >Just moved out of the Virgin THAO Cane Thome Snt Jahi Islands Stock >See you later Virgins Saint Cale Stock 341 KB JPG

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