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Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)03:54:32 No.63159726 >coom >still think asian girls are hot and white girls are not 222 KB JPG 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)05:06:01 No.63160302 >>63159780 They just look like white girls with downs syndrome. I dont know what you see in them.
Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)03:54:32 No.63159726 >coom >still think asian girls are hot and white girls are not 222 KB JPG 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)05:06:01 No.63160302 >>63159780 They just look like white girls with downs syndrome. I dont know what you see in them.

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Anon kills his hampster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GrwH+9h3) 02/26/13(Tue)17:19:23 UTC-8 No.461541889 Replies: My hampster just died too >drunk as f--- >painstakingly make vest for hampster >string tied to vest >other end tied to blade of ceiling fan >didnt measure string right >turn on the fan >hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him Goodnight sweet price
Anonymous (ID: GrwH+9h3) 02/26/13(Tue)17:19:23 UTC-8 No.461541889 Replies: My hampster just died too >drunk as f--- >painstakingly make vest for hampster >string tied to vest >other end tied to blade of ceiling fan >didnt measure string right >turn on the fan >hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him Goodnight sweet price

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Anon had same feeling before | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)07:11:44 No.816196911 >finally buy a few switch games i wanted for ages >downloads finish 27 KB JPG >Just stare at the icons, sigh, then turn switch off why
: Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)07:11:44 No.816196911 >finally buy a few switch games i wanted for ages >downloads finish 27 KB JPG >Just stare at the icons, sigh, then turn switch off why

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I'll do the hocus pocus with you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:00:41 No.63152658 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance 36 KB JPG >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves >"uhh okay sure" >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.
: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:00:41 No.63152658 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance 36 KB JPG >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves >"uhh okay sure" >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.

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Anon is questioning life | /r/Greentext

>12 yrs old >no gf >no job >6th grade education >want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me >and what is this
>12 yrs old >no gf >no job >6th grade education >want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me >and what is this

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Anon simps on 3D girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)18:01:38 No.63008591 >start following a vtuber girl i like on twitch >become a paid subscriber, and donate ever stream to get her attention >never notices me 1020 KB GIF Even the anime girls act like I don't exist.
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)18:01:38 No.63008591 >start following a vtuber girl i like on twitch >become a paid subscriber, and donate ever stream to get her attention >never notices me 1020 KB GIF Even the anime girls act like I don't exist.

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Based anons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 63152059 18 min. ago 0. >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >Closes video 66.7 kB JPG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 63152084 16 min. ago >>63152059 (OP) >Browsing Tinder >Swipe left on all women with tattoos, piercings, or plus sized clothing 72.9 kB JPG Anonymous | 63152097 16 min. ago >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >mutes video 87.8 kB JPG
Anonymous | 63152059 18 min. ago 0. >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >Closes video 66.7 kB JPG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 63152084 16 min. ago >>63152059 (OP) >Browsing Tinder >Swipe left on all women with tattoos, piercings, or plus sized clothing 72.9 kB JPG Anonymous | 63152097 16 min. ago >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >mutes video 87.8 kB JPG

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Anon is a devilish mastermind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)14:54:54 No.63162507 >go on reddit, make new account >call it u/i_follow_retard or something >spend the next couple hours following people i disagree with 13 KB JPG What do you guys do for fun? : Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)14:56:43 No.63162539 >>63162507 (OP) # they cannot tell who follows them. on plebbit. >>63162561 #
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)14:54:54 No.63162507 >go on reddit, make new account >call it u/i_follow_retard or something >spend the next couple hours following people i disagree with 13 KB JPG What do you guys do for fun? : Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)14:56:43 No.63162539 >>63162507 (OP) # they cannot tell who follows them. on plebbit. >>63162561 #

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Faces of death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)19:00:37 No.63153594 >At the mall >hundreds of cute girls >feel like a f------ creep just for looking at them Is there any way to approach these girls without coming off like a 38 KB JPG creep? 16 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)19:49:30 No.63154323 Stop. Men who are able to successfully approach women in public do not feel like creeps and do not make these threads. >>63154507 # : Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)20:03:03 No.63154507 >>63154323 # F--- you, everyone should take a shot : Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)20:05:14 No.63154543 Approacing women in pubic is a meme 21 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)19:00:37 No.63153594 >At the mall >hundreds of cute girls >feel like a f------ creep just for looking at them Is there any way to approach these girls without coming off like a 38 KB JPG creep? 16 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)19:49:30 No.63154323 Stop. Men who are able to successfully approach women in public do not feel like creeps and do not make these threads. >>63154507 # : Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)20:03:03 No.63154507 >>63154323 # F--- you, everyone should take a shot : Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)20:05:14 No.63154543 Approacing women in pubic is a meme 21 KB JPG

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Anon's life is unfair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:27:41 No.63157818 When did you realize that life was rigged against you? l'll start: >was quiet in high school, always tried to mind my own business even if it would be considered rude (e.g. wouldn't respond to people even if they called me by name), always kept my head down and made sure to walk a little fast in between classes 662 KB PNG >eventually rumor starts that i'm retarded and a future school shooter or some other s--- >spread around the school quickly since we didn't have much other drama >eventually get called into counselor's office one day >she tells me that i need to undergo a mandatory psychological evaluation to "make sure that you and others" are safe >ended up getting diagnosed with the tism at f------ 16 years old >assholes somehow couldn't keep it confidential either, so everyone knew >got treated like an ape until graduation, girls would speak to me in baby voices even though i was intelligent enough to be in advanced classes
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:27:41 No.63157818 When did you realize that life was rigged against you? l'll start: >was quiet in high school, always tried to mind my own business even if it would be considered rude (e.g. wouldn't respond to people even if they called me by name), always kept my head down and made sure to walk a little fast in between classes 662 KB PNG >eventually rumor starts that i'm retarded and a future school shooter or some other s--- >spread around the school quickly since we didn't have much other drama >eventually get called into counselor's office one day >she tells me that i need to undergo a mandatory psychological evaluation to "make sure that you and others" are safe >ended up getting diagnosed with the tism at f------ 16 years old >assholes somehow couldn't keep it confidential either, so everyone knew >got treated like an ape until graduation, girls would speak to me in baby voices even though i was intelligent enough to be in advanced classes

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Poorly thought out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:49:48 No.63153420 >have $70 amazon gift card >wanted tips on buying something cheap to qualify for free shipping >person I asked said that I shouldn't support amazon because they want world domination >I try to explain my line of thought 16 KB PNG >person gets p----- am I in the wrong for wanting some arduino toys for free money I had laying around
: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:49:48 No.63153420 >have $70 amazon gift card >wanted tips on buying something cheap to qualify for free shipping >person I asked said that I shouldn't support amazon because they want world domination >I try to explain my line of thought 16 KB PNG >person gets p----- am I in the wrong for wanting some arduino toys for free money I had laying around

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Anon gets her number | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:49:30 No.63158638 >Be 2009, before I had my own iPhone. >Final Day of Elementary. >Girl who l'm pretty certain likes me gives me her number. >Never call it. 304 KB PNG >A few years later I feel guilty about it, >Decide to dig it up. Find old year book. >Find her number >lt isn't even f------ the right format. Not even a real phone number. >Suddenly feels like a great weight has been lifted from my chest. >Even if I called her, I wouldn't have been able too because she didn't even know what a phone number looked like. >Now also starting to feel like I dodged a bullet since she wasn't really too bright either. I really do feel less bad about what could've been now. It wasn't even my fault.
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:49:30 No.63158638 >Be 2009, before I had my own iPhone. >Final Day of Elementary. >Girl who l'm pretty certain likes me gives me her number. >Never call it. 304 KB PNG >A few years later I feel guilty about it, >Decide to dig it up. Find old year book. >Find her number >lt isn't even f------ the right format. Not even a real phone number. >Suddenly feels like a great weight has been lifted from my chest. >Even if I called her, I wouldn't have been able too because she didn't even know what a phone number looked like. >Now also starting to feel like I dodged a bullet since she wasn't really too bright either. I really do feel less bad about what could've been now. It wasn't even my fault.

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Femanon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Vor 16 Minuten 851757168 > b me > 23 y.o grill > have incel neckbeard brother > body pilllow anime figurines all that s--- > doesn't shower you get the idea > enter room to tell him dinner is ready > spot jar with MLP inside > mfw realize what it is > mfw I'm related to such a f----- 2 POSTS Anonymous Vor 15 Minuten 851757210 >>851757168 (OP) Post t--- or get the f--- out Anonymous Vor 15 Minuten 851757223 T--- or gtfo Anonymous Vor 1 Minute 851757936 >>851757168 (OP) That's what you get for hanging out in this Mongolian crochet board .. now, t--- or gtfo
Anonymous Vor 16 Minuten 851757168 > b me > 23 y.o grill > have incel neckbeard brother > body pilllow anime figurines all that s--- > doesn't shower you get the idea > enter room to tell him dinner is ready > spot jar with MLP inside > mfw realize what it is > mfw I'm related to such a f----- 2 POSTS Anonymous Vor 15 Minuten 851757210 >>851757168 (OP) Post t--- or get the f--- out Anonymous Vor 15 Minuten 851757223 T--- or gtfo Anonymous Vor 1 Minute 851757936 >>851757168 (OP) That's what you get for hanging out in this Mongolian crochet board .. now, t--- or gtfo

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Thought this one was kind of funny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:48:17 No.851787743 >be me, masochist >go to uk >gets stabbed >"harder daddy" moan.jpg >female tourist found dead in glasgow
Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:48:17 No.851787743 >be me, masochist >go to uk >gets stabbed >"harder daddy" moan.jpg >female tourist found dead in glasgow

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Anon is making a joke | /r/Greentext

/r9k/ /r9k/ /r9k/ /r9k/ /r9k/ 49141073 49141243 49138650 49140877 49141130 Anonymous | 49141130 1 órával ezelőtt >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >l scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY O IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 25 perccel ezelőtt >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was.
/r9k/ /r9k/ /r9k/ /r9k/ /r9k/ 49141073 49141243 49138650 49140877 49141130 Anonymous | 49141130 1 órával ezelőtt >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >l scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY O IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 25 perccel ezelőtt >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was.

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Anon gets off of 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)18:43:22 No.57409388 >come to this board >get filled with bitterness & hatred >actually go outside & interact with people >all of that anger fades away and I feel happy again 72 KB GIF 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)18:50:47 No.57409481 >>57409388 (OP) # >interact with good people >feel good >interact with s--- people >feel like s---
: Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)18:43:22 No.57409388 >come to this board >get filled with bitterness & hatred >actually go outside & interact with people >all of that anger fades away and I feel happy again 72 KB GIF 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)18:50:47 No.57409481 >>57409388 (OP) # >interact with good people >feel good >interact with s--- people >feel like s---

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Anon is enjoying life | /r/Greentext

TUSED TO SMOKE CRACK WITH OBAMA >Be me >Gay >21, army >S--- sucks >Shipped out to Afghanistan BACK IN AFGHAN 442 KB PNG >Mountains and desert 'n s--- >Constantly jerking off to pics of Obama >Hate the government for sending me here, but Obama is too damn hot >Night time >Have usual Obama pic >Fappin.mp4 >C-- extra hard >Moan loud enough to wake up one of my buddies >He doesn't even really know what's going on and just kinda goes back to sleep >Hear shuffling outside >Tent door opens >It's f------ Obama >Holding ten pounds of crack >Takes me by the hand to the top of a mountain >"You like crack, my fellow American?" >We smoke that s--- like there's no tomorrow >F---.wav >Have the best orgasm of my life >Repeat for the next 4 years Best time of my life
TUSED TO SMOKE CRACK WITH OBAMA >Be me >Gay >21, army >S--- sucks >Shipped out to Afghanistan BACK IN AFGHAN 442 KB PNG >Mountains and desert 'n s--- >Constantly jerking off to pics of Obama >Hate the government for sending me here, but Obama is too damn hot >Night time >Have usual Obama pic >Fappin.mp4 >C-- extra hard >Moan loud enough to wake up one of my buddies >He doesn't even really know what's going on and just kinda goes back to sleep >Hear shuffling outside >Tent door opens >It's f------ Obama >Holding ten pounds of crack >Takes me by the hand to the top of a mountain >"You like crack, my fellow American?" >We smoke that s--- like there's no tomorrow >F---.wav >Have the best orgasm of my life >Repeat for the next 4 years Best time of my life

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Sweet Home Alabama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:06:51 No.63155777 >19 Male >Cousin literally simping for me >Been doing this since she was 14 >I was 13 >Touched me inappropriately >When she was staying over at my house she opened my door 474 KB JPG completely naked >Was playing vidya downstairs and heard her saying "Im just watching him play a game, he's really hot" This has been going on since that time, it's still going on. she's such a f------ weirdo. What do i do? I dont want a f------ inbreeder to be doing that s--- to me, why cant I have a normal female cousin?
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:06:51 No.63155777 >19 Male >Cousin literally simping for me >Been doing this since she was 14 >I was 13 >Touched me inappropriately >When she was staying over at my house she opened my door 474 KB JPG completely naked >Was playing vidya downstairs and heard her saying "Im just watching him play a game, he's really hot" This has been going on since that time, it's still going on. she's such a f------ weirdo. What do i do? I dont want a f------ inbreeder to be doing that s--- to me, why cant I have a normal female cousin?

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Anon dont know how to sleep | /r/Greentext

F--- Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:02:32 No.6209468 [Reply] >>62094688 >>62095182 >Be me >Going to bed >Put covers on >Forget to close eyes >Stay awake for 6 hours before realizing I have to close my eyes to sleep >Sleep.png
F--- Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:02:32 No.6209468 [Reply] >>62094688 >>62095182 >Be me >Going to bed >Put covers on >Forget to close eyes >Stay awake for 6 hours before realizing I have to close my eyes to sleep >Sleep.png

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Anon encounters the opposite sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)13:45:23 No.60866854 >cute co-worker who I never talk to said hi to me and said she liked my glasses what did she mean by this? 13 KB GIF
: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)13:45:23 No.60866854 >cute co-worker who I never talk to said hi to me and said she liked my glasses what did she mean by this? 13 KB GIF

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