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: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)14:05:51 No.851190383 >tfw you have an uncut pp >tfw you don't even need lube to j------- >tfw super sensitive >ffw no jew doctor tried to mutilate feels good man 80 KB JPG you >ffw no retarded parents >tfw foreskin master race God I love my uncut pp
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)14:05:51 No.851190383 >tfw you have an uncut pp >tfw you don't even need lube to j------- >tfw super sensitive >ffw no jew doctor tried to mutilate feels good man 80 KB JPG you >ffw no retarded parents >tfw foreskin master race God I love my uncut pp

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Anon want to go back to 2008 again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)23:04:23 No.63028379 2008: >Pretty easy to find likeminded people on the internet >You don't even have to strain playing vidya is enough to find them 84 KB PNG >friendlist keeps growing >no faggotry involved just having a fun time 2015 >Maybe two of them are left but they stopped talking to you >Everyone and their mother now sits in le sicrit club discord >server rules are a page long essay >It's either centered around normalfags or trannies >posting anything deemed problematic will get you banned in a blink of an eye >no real discussion present >there are the same five people circlejerking nonstop >lf an actual discussion takes place it will quickly be shut down by the mods Am I just too old for this b------- or why has it become so hard to find decent people to talk with? Where did all you anons go? 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)23:04:23 No.63028379 2008: >Pretty easy to find likeminded people on the internet >You don't even have to strain playing vidya is enough to find them 84 KB PNG >friendlist keeps growing >no faggotry involved just having a fun time 2015 >Maybe two of them are left but they stopped talking to you >Everyone and their mother now sits in le sicrit club discord >server rules are a page long essay >It's either centered around normalfags or trannies >posting anything deemed problematic will get you banned in a blink of an eye >no real discussion present >there are the same five people circlejerking nonstop >lf an actual discussion takes place it will quickly be shut down by the mods Am I just too old for this b------- or why has it become so hard to find decent people to talk with? Where did all you anons go? 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Shitposting in Ancient China. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)13:01:45 No.9774041 >>9773606 (OP) # During the Warring States era China, the chief diplomat of the State of Qi, Yan Zi, was a walking shitpost. 31 KB JPG >Be Yan Zi, a famed diplomat from the State of Qi. >Appointed ambassador to the kingdom of Chu, which was a large, powerful, and famously a------ kingdom during the Warring States. >Chus King seeks to humiliate you. >King orders you to enter the city walls in the smallest of gates called "the Dog Gate" >Yan Zi: "Of course! What was I thinking! One must use a dog gate in a dog country! I must not insult the great State of Ch'u by doing no less!" >Piss off King. He demands your presence. >King takes a look at you and says "Qi must be as scant in population as its people are short in body like you are, kek." >Yan Zi "Actually, we're quite populated thank you, and our people are renowned for splendor of body and mind. In Qi, though, we select our ambassadors according to the worth of the country they are sent and- as you correctly deduced, your Majesty- I am the shortest and least clever man of Qi." >>9774063 # >>9774074 # >>9774077 # >>9774090 # >>9774147 # >>9774258 # >>9774265 # >>9774373 # Anoni mour
: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)13:01:45 No.9774041 >>9773606 (OP) # During the Warring States era China, the chief diplomat of the State of Qi, Yan Zi, was a walking shitpost. 31 KB JPG >Be Yan Zi, a famed diplomat from the State of Qi. >Appointed ambassador to the kingdom of Chu, which was a large, powerful, and famously a------ kingdom during the Warring States. >Chus King seeks to humiliate you. >King orders you to enter the city walls in the smallest of gates called "the Dog Gate" >Yan Zi: "Of course! What was I thinking! One must use a dog gate in a dog country! I must not insult the great State of Ch'u by doing no less!" >Piss off King. He demands your presence. >King takes a look at you and says "Qi must be as scant in population as its people are short in body like you are, kek." >Yan Zi "Actually, we're quite populated thank you, and our people are renowned for splendor of body and mind. In Qi, though, we select our ambassadors according to the worth of the country they are sent and- as you correctly deduced, your Majesty- I am the shortest and least clever man of Qi." >>9774063 # >>9774074 # >>9774077 # >>9774090 # >>9774147 # >>9774258 # >>9774265 # >>9774373 # Anoni mour

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Helen Killer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)17:42:02 No.63028868 >Someone tries to talk to me at work >Don't wanna talk to them so I just walk by and smile and wave >I never talk to anyone at my s----- wage job >Get reported to office and lectured 20 KB JPG about treating others with respect What the f--- l'm quitting this s----- f------ S--- what about respecting my choice to be a f------ mute and just leave me alone
: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)17:42:02 No.63028868 >Someone tries to talk to me at work >Don't wanna talk to them so I just walk by and smile and wave >I never talk to anyone at my s----- wage job >Get reported to office and lectured 20 KB JPG about treating others with respect What the f--- l'm quitting this s----- f------ S--- what about respecting my choice to be a f------ mute and just leave me alone

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Sparks fly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)23:45:25 No.60695316 Bros I just went to the gym today >benching le le >girl nearby I ask to spot me >blast through first 8 reps >last rep, having trouble >she reaches over to grab the bar >see the balls through her shorts yle 560 KB PNG I don't think i'm going back
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)23:45:25 No.60695316 Bros I just went to the gym today >benching le le >girl nearby I ask to spot me >blast through first 8 reps >last rep, having trouble >she reaches over to grab the bar >see the balls through her shorts yle 560 KB PNG I don't think i'm going back

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Watch the throne | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)22:45:15 No.63032572 >Getting on the elevator in my apartment building >Some girl I've never seen before is rushing towards the elevator while holding a bunch of packages and bags 78 KB PNG >l press the open door button to let her in, and then close door >She doesn't say thank you, and before I can ask what floor she's going to, she says, "Floor 9, please." >Realize what a selfish bitch she is to have her hands floor and yet think she's entitled to have someone do all the work in the elevator for her >When we reach the third floor, the door opens to let me out >Bitch is flopping around with her keys already, even though her hands are already full >Press every single button from 4 up until 9 >"There, I've pressed all of them for you." >Leave without pressing the close door button, meaning she'll have to unravel herself from her packages to press it herself unless she wants to wait ten-million years for the door to close on its %3D own >She'll have to do this on every single floor up until floor 9 as well >Quickly walk away while I hear, "Of all the f------- -" trail off behind me Stupid c---.
: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)22:45:15 No.63032572 >Getting on the elevator in my apartment building >Some girl I've never seen before is rushing towards the elevator while holding a bunch of packages and bags 78 KB PNG >l press the open door button to let her in, and then close door >She doesn't say thank you, and before I can ask what floor she's going to, she says, "Floor 9, please." >Realize what a selfish bitch she is to have her hands floor and yet think she's entitled to have someone do all the work in the elevator for her >When we reach the third floor, the door opens to let me out >Bitch is flopping around with her keys already, even though her hands are already full >Press every single button from 4 up until 9 >"There, I've pressed all of them for you." >Leave without pressing the close door button, meaning she'll have to unravel herself from her packages to press it herself unless she wants to wait ten-million years for the door to close on its %3D own >She'll have to do this on every single floor up until floor 9 as well >Quickly walk away while I hear, "Of all the f------- -" trail off behind me Stupid c---.

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat) 10:10:30 No.63033757 >5 years ago >friend has a gf >they both try to set me up with one her friends because im a depressed incel virgin >shes cute as f---, small blonde, with extremely pretty eyes >we go on a double date to a movie >in the theater she snuggles into 69 KB JPG >immediately feel uncomfortable >accept it >Half way through the film she trys to make out with me, my friend and his gf are making out next to us >kiss her for a few seconds and push her away >get up and leave >dont talk to her ever again Lads, 5 years later, I am no longer depressed, or do I really give a s--- about anything, but I am still a virgin, and still have never had a gf, and the thought of this moment pierces my brain every single day of my f------ life. I want to kill myself at least once a week because of it. : Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat) 10:14:08 No.63033786 >>63033757(OP) # >be skinny loser 18 years old >for some unknown f------ reason 10/10 girl at work is extremely into me >likes me so much that everyone else at work tells me I need to make a move >get fit to feel I deserve to date her >never ask her out >regret till tis day >she literally lived down the road as well well robots do not be like me or OP
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat) 10:10:30 No.63033757 >5 years ago >friend has a gf >they both try to set me up with one her friends because im a depressed incel virgin >shes cute as f---, small blonde, with extremely pretty eyes >we go on a double date to a movie >in the theater she snuggles into 69 KB JPG >immediately feel uncomfortable >accept it >Half way through the film she trys to make out with me, my friend and his gf are making out next to us >kiss her for a few seconds and push her away >get up and leave >dont talk to her ever again Lads, 5 years later, I am no longer depressed, or do I really give a s--- about anything, but I am still a virgin, and still have never had a gf, and the thought of this moment pierces my brain every single day of my f------ life. I want to kill myself at least once a week because of it. : Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat) 10:14:08 No.63033786 >>63033757(OP) # >be skinny loser 18 years old >for some unknown f------ reason 10/10 girl at work is extremely into me >likes me so much that everyone else at work tells me I need to make a move >get fit to feel I deserve to date her >never ask her out >regret till tis day >she literally lived down the road as well well robots do not be like me or OP

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anon pulls off a heist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 2549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit
Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 2549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit

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Polish /pol/ack's gf is a furry. | /r/Greentext

File: 1609444670431.jpg (46 KB, 478x589) B-but pol said Zootopia is based! Anonymous (ID: ap6u/Cub 04/02/21(Fri)20:11:36 No.314950336 >>314950538 >>314950563 >>314950658 >>314950731 >>314951050 >>314951051 >>314951115 >>314951152 >>314951279 >>314951304 >>314951658 >>314951941 >>314951994 >>314952158 >>314952203 >>314954510 >>314954772 >>314954910 >>314955307 >>314956440 >Watch Zootopia with gf >She says that Nick and Judy look f------ hot with each other >Uh okay LOL? >Check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized and abused by feral animals >We have sex later >She screams knot me you filthy fox > I can't stop crying from laughter >Gf is serious mad wow tf do I cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? Anonymous (ID: ngg5Esnv ) [•1 04/02/21(Fri)20:13:15 No.314950538 >>314950726 >>314950756 >>314954106 >>314950336 (OP) Retard this is the perfect opportunity to get her to wear a bunny suit
File: 1609444670431.jpg (46 KB, 478x589) B-but pol said Zootopia is based! Anonymous (ID: ap6u/Cub 04/02/21(Fri)20:11:36 No.314950336 >>314950538 >>314950563 >>314950658 >>314950731 >>314951050 >>314951051 >>314951115 >>314951152 >>314951279 >>314951304 >>314951658 >>314951941 >>314951994 >>314952158 >>314952203 >>314954510 >>314954772 >>314954910 >>314955307 >>314956440 >Watch Zootopia with gf >She says that Nick and Judy look f------ hot with each other >Uh okay LOL? >Check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized and abused by feral animals >We have sex later >She screams knot me you filthy fox > I can't stop crying from laughter >Gf is serious mad wow tf do I cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? Anonymous (ID: ngg5Esnv ) [•1 04/02/21(Fri)20:13:15 No.314950538 >>314950726 >>314950756 >>314954106 >>314950336 (OP) Retard this is the perfect opportunity to get her to wear a bunny suit

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Anon has a crush on his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Teachers you had a crush on 04/02/21(Fri)16:56:30 No.63023996 >2008, be 16 >Trip to France >Already have a thing for my teacher >Mid-late 30s, not *super* attractive, but she has a "businesswoman" look to her, also 135 KB JPG quite strict >France trip she dresses like pic related >Can't stop thinking about her >Friends make fun of me for having a crush on her >Don't care, continue to 'hang' near her and admire her >Eventually she catches on and pulls me to one side >Tells me she knows I like her and that i'm being inappropriate >Unironically crushed, feel like i've been rejected even though I knew deep down I had NO chance from the start
: Anonymous Teachers you had a crush on 04/02/21(Fri)16:56:30 No.63023996 >2008, be 16 >Trip to France >Already have a thing for my teacher >Mid-late 30s, not *super* attractive, but she has a "businesswoman" look to her, also 135 KB JPG quite strict >France trip she dresses like pic related >Can't stop thinking about her >Friends make fun of me for having a crush on her >Don't care, continue to 'hang' near her and admire her >Eventually she catches on and pulls me to one side >Tells me she knows I like her and that i'm being inappropriate >Unironically crushed, feel like i've been rejected even though I knew deep down I had NO chance from the start

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Anon went running | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)12:43:49 No.6026769 I went running once >never run >not very good at all >look super unnatural >cop pulls up, asks me if l'm ok, and if I'm running from someone sad day
: Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)12:43:49 No.6026769 I went running once >never run >not very good at all >look super unnatural >cop pulls up, asks me if l'm ok, and if I'm running from someone sad day

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Anon questions reality. | /r/Greentext

Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard
Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard

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anon fails at exposing his dad | /r/Greentext

8 30294385 07/29/2016 4:13 PM >tfw I found a bunch of gay p--- in my dads browsing history >decided to confront him about it one day >sat him down >told him 'dad.. I saw your browsing history' >he f------ flips out at me 109 KB >tells me to f--- off >shouts as loud as he can >'YOU LITTLE S---, YOU'VE SEEN MY BROWSING HISTORY? I'VE SEEN YOUR HOUSING HISTORY, 24 YEARS OF LIVING UNDER MY ROOF, YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE F-----, F--- OFF' >stormed out the room >tfw I don't even care he is gay >tfw he won't listen to me >tfw I sometimes listen to him masturbating to gay p--- >tfw he won't admit it Replies: >>30294514
8 30294385 07/29/2016 4:13 PM >tfw I found a bunch of gay p--- in my dads browsing history >decided to confront him about it one day >sat him down >told him 'dad.. I saw your browsing history' >he f------ flips out at me 109 KB >tells me to f--- off >shouts as loud as he can >'YOU LITTLE S---, YOU'VE SEEN MY BROWSING HISTORY? I'VE SEEN YOUR HOUSING HISTORY, 24 YEARS OF LIVING UNDER MY ROOF, YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE F-----, F--- OFF' >stormed out the room >tfw I don't even care he is gay >tfw he won't listen to me >tfw I sometimes listen to him masturbating to gay p--- >tfw he won't admit it Replies: >>30294514

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Anon smokes weed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)23:07:47 No.63005329 >>63005176 (OP) # > 40 years from now > Huge portions of the population smoke f--- tons of weed and vape endlessly > A few major companies control 56 KB JPG marijuana and vaping, cut all of their products with chemicals > Smoking/chewing tobacco is virtually extinct, everyone still sermonizes about how we used to inhale dangerous substances laces with chemicals that caused cancer Lung cancer rates remain up for no particular reason > People start croaking from green lung/sugar lung I wish I could understand people who preach about how bad smoking is while hitting joints and vapes in the same breath.
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)23:07:47 No.63005329 >>63005176 (OP) # > 40 years from now > Huge portions of the population smoke f--- tons of weed and vape endlessly > A few major companies control 56 KB JPG marijuana and vaping, cut all of their products with chemicals > Smoking/chewing tobacco is virtually extinct, everyone still sermonizes about how we used to inhale dangerous substances laces with chemicals that caused cancer Lung cancer rates remain up for no particular reason > People start croaking from green lung/sugar lung I wish I could understand people who preach about how bad smoking is while hitting joints and vapes in the same breath.

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Anon fails at sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)21:44:38 No.851140172 >be me >fap addict, >cute girl 7/10 at work, starting sexchat with her at night >she wrote how she will blow me >organise f---, i lived with parents, she too 10 KB JPG >i cannot go to her, parents are awake >my parents are sleeping >she will come at midnight, but will write me first >be super horny, shave d---, showering, etc >wait for message from girl, she doesnt respond... >think she changed her mind, but c--- is super hard >rage fap, gigantic c-- >5 minits later girl writ"5 minutes at your place".. shitshitshit > ok, still one more c-- cartidge for the day > bring girl to my room > c--- hard again >girl start to suck furiously , double hand sloppy bj >shishishit, feel to be c-- again > "gurl, stop ples, gonna blow!"... she doesnt stop, eat c-- > ... second cartidge out, d--- is soft and exausted now > gurl:"only made it so you will last longer at sex" >try to harden d---, no success, feel like a virgin f-- >girl went home without f---, she felt she is ugly or something >fap again in morning
: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)21:44:38 No.851140172 >be me >fap addict, >cute girl 7/10 at work, starting sexchat with her at night >she wrote how she will blow me >organise f---, i lived with parents, she too 10 KB JPG >i cannot go to her, parents are awake >my parents are sleeping >she will come at midnight, but will write me first >be super horny, shave d---, showering, etc >wait for message from girl, she doesnt respond... >think she changed her mind, but c--- is super hard >rage fap, gigantic c-- >5 minits later girl writ"5 minutes at your place".. shitshitshit > ok, still one more c-- cartidge for the day > bring girl to my room > c--- hard again >girl start to suck furiously , double hand sloppy bj >shishishit, feel to be c-- again > "gurl, stop ples, gonna blow!"... she doesnt stop, eat c-- > ... second cartidge out, d--- is soft and exausted now > gurl:"only made it so you will last longer at sex" >try to harden d---, no success, feel like a virgin f-- >girl went home without f---, she felt she is ugly or something >fap again in morning

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Anon has fast family members | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat)16:14:48 No.27292850 >get up from computer to go to the bathroom >friends and family run into my room super fast and vomit invisible vomit in my drink and then run out at inhuman speeds I know this happens but I can never catch them doing it I set up a camera but 434 KB JPG they're too fast to show up on video
| Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat)16:14:48 No.27292850 >get up from computer to go to the bathroom >friends and family run into my room super fast and vomit invisible vomit in my drink and then run out at inhuman speeds I know this happens but I can never catch them doing it I set up a camera but 434 KB JPG they're too fast to show up on video

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)08:07:06 No.846774600 >be me >playing s----- furry p--- game >coomed a while ago, so not horny, just bored >stumble across sexy fox girl >stupid kinky edgy girl trope but I'm intrigued nonetheless >go on a long adventure with 228 KB JPG kinky fox girl, filled with grinding, footjobs, and a s--- ton of innuendos >grow to like fox girl >end of game comes >fox girl and I get married with 7 cubs >credits roll >fox wife fades to black before my eyes >feeling sad as music plays >realize that the only love and companionship I've felt in my life is from a fox girl in a f------ furry p--- game I want to go back anons...
: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)08:07:06 No.846774600 >be me >playing s----- furry p--- game >coomed a while ago, so not horny, just bored >stumble across sexy fox girl >stupid kinky edgy girl trope but I'm intrigued nonetheless >go on a long adventure with 228 KB JPG kinky fox girl, filled with grinding, footjobs, and a s--- ton of innuendos >grow to like fox girl >end of game comes >fox girl and I get married with 7 cubs >credits roll >fox wife fades to black before my eyes >feeling sad as music plays >realize that the only love and companionship I've felt in my life is from a fox girl in a f------ furry p--- game I want to go back anons...

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Anon remembers the old days. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)14:15:59 No.63026297 >One night fifteen years ago, had the greatest orgasm of my life f------ a fat girl after a concert in Cincinnati >Came so hard that I saw colors >Every day of my life since then has been trying to recapture even a 123 KB JPG fraction of that sensation It has completely ruined my life.
: Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)14:15:59 No.63026297 >One night fifteen years ago, had the greatest orgasm of my life f------ a fat girl after a concert in Cincinnati >Came so hard that I saw colors >Every day of my life since then has been trying to recapture even a 123 KB JPG fraction of that sensation It has completely ruined my life.

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Anon gets friendzoned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit 507 KB PNG >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit 507 KB PNG >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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Anon makes improvements | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NoFap-&-NoPorn 04/02/21(Fri)19:15:11 No.63025532 Who here NoFap or NoPorn? What have the effects been >dirty coomer >stopped jerking off to p--- for a month now Yes. 17 KB JPG >No longer fetishize boys being f----- by their own dads >Now i just fetishize boys being jerked off lovingly by their mothers its an improvement... r-right? 17 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous NoFap-&-NoPorn 04/02/21(Fri)19:15:11 No.63025532 Who here NoFap or NoPorn? What have the effects been >dirty coomer >stopped jerking off to p--- for a month now Yes. 17 KB JPG >No longer fetishize boys being f----- by their own dads >Now i just fetishize boys being jerked off lovingly by their mothers its an improvement... r-right? 17 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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