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: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 89 KB PNG >Be me 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos
: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 89 KB PNG >Be me 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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Laziness and incompetence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
: Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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Anon is nostalgic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LU CARD 08/03/24(Sat)20:59:25 No.684536346 1998 E 2001 30/61 t3.png 745 KB PNG >zoomers will never ever experience a true paradigm shift, true next generation leap in visuals It was so good to live back then zoombros, the skies seemed the limit
: Anonymous LU CARD 08/03/24(Sat)20:59:25 No.684536346 1998 E 2001 30/61 t3.png 745 KB PNG >zoomers will never ever experience a true paradigm shift, true next generation leap in visuals It was so good to live back then zoombros, the skies seemed the limit

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Anon sees no difference | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Politics in 12/17/24(Tue)09:41:47 No.697570320 Politics in games then games now 140.85 I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that whoever controlled the NSA facility could move the world Taash So... I'm non-binary. 1721509744816650.png 555 KB PNG games were always political chuds there is literally no difference between these
Anonymous Politics in 12/17/24(Tue)09:41:47 No.697570320 Politics in games then games now 140.85 I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that whoever controlled the NSA facility could move the world Taash So... I'm non-binary. 1721509744816650.png 555 KB PNG games were always political chuds there is literally no difference between these

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Anon has an iq of 70 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:21:51 No.41384927 >just founded out my iq is 70 8 KB PNG 11/26/17(Sun)18:27:31 No.41385046 Anonymous >>41384927 (OP) # Online IQ test, or actual test? >>41385125 # Anonymous 511 KB GIF >>41385192 # 11/26/17(Sun)18:31:21 No.41385125 >>41385046 # real iq test by a psychlilatrist
Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:21:51 No.41384927 >just founded out my iq is 70 8 KB PNG 11/26/17(Sun)18:27:31 No.41385046 Anonymous >>41384927 (OP) # Online IQ test, or actual test? >>41385125 # Anonymous 511 KB GIF >>41385192 # 11/26/17(Sun)18:31:21 No.41385125 >>41385046 # real iq test by a psychlilatrist

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Anon has a teenage daughter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG everyday 02/27/25(Thu)19:30:20 No.209003746 >>209002804 # >daughter starts smoking weed >smell everywhere though she denies it >also get into her sexual awakening >wears more slutty outfit >do sexual jokes on the dinner >wife dismiss complains and protect her >also buy her a vibrator in secret >now her rooms smell like weed and raunchy sex >she get new best female friend >new friend raid your liquor cabinet >hear them doing the lesbian sex, can't say anything because wife tell you is just a phase >hears vomit, now her room smells like weed sex & puke >not allowed to clean because it's "invasive" >no longer have extra money because she ask you one grand per week >it's so ogre >>209003775 # >>209007289 # >>209007592 #
Anonymous 43 KB JPG everyday 02/27/25(Thu)19:30:20 No.209003746 >>209002804 # >daughter starts smoking weed >smell everywhere though she denies it >also get into her sexual awakening >wears more slutty outfit >do sexual jokes on the dinner >wife dismiss complains and protect her >also buy her a vibrator in secret >now her rooms smell like weed and raunchy sex >she get new best female friend >new friend raid your liquor cabinet >hear them doing the lesbian sex, can't say anything because wife tell you is just a phase >hears vomit, now her room smells like weed sex & puke >not allowed to clean because it's "invasive" >no longer have extra money because she ask you one grand per week >it's so ogre >>209003775 # >>209007289 # >>209007592 #

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its not FREAKING fair | /r/Greentext

#78, No. 704230313 1 hour ago 1657328969254 JPG 680x510 52.4 kB >pokemon will never be real/you will never live in the pokemon world
#78, No. 704230313 1 hour ago 1657328969254 JPG 680x510 52.4 kB >pokemon will never be real/you will never live in the pokemon world

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I hate anime | /r/Greentext

File: Soylinyabba.png (687 KB, 718x1136) Dragon Ball Super Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)17:25:04 No.73420181 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO 18!!!! You say that you WISHED for Shenron to turn me into this flesh-train MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?? And that my SOLE purpose for what remains of my LIFE will be to host YOU and your MANY bvlls' O-----?!?!?!!!?? You'll be riding me... WHILE riding other MEN!!?!?!??!? You'll be on a train... while HAVING a train run on YOU?!?!?!?? And EACH of my train carts will be specialized to having you F----- and IMPREGNATED you in different POSITIONS!!??!???!?? And what's more... crikey... you say that I'll feel every INCH of me F----- upon... but never feel ANY pleasure?!?!?!??! That the CLOSEST intimacy I will EVER have with you again will be feeling ANOTHER man DRILL YOU against my WALLS?!?!?!??!? *gulp* A-And what's more... I'll be powered not by COAL but by ANY leftover SPERM from your LOVERS?!?!?!?!?!??! And the SMOKE given off from this fuel will spread BVLL PARTICLES across the EARTH which will only serve to attract MORE MEN TO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?? And this CONCENTRATION of BVLLS will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS... leading to a MASS SLAUGHTER as you and your LOVERS are crushed to death in each others' EMBRACE INSIDE ME as I ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??! And you're FINE with this!?!?!?!??!?! I don't know what to say except... YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
File: Soylinyabba.png (687 KB, 718x1136) Dragon Ball Super Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)17:25:04 No.73420181 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO 18!!!! You say that you WISHED for Shenron to turn me into this flesh-train MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?? And that my SOLE purpose for what remains of my LIFE will be to host YOU and your MANY bvlls' O-----?!?!?!!!?? You'll be riding me... WHILE riding other MEN!!?!?!??!? You'll be on a train... while HAVING a train run on YOU?!?!?!?? And EACH of my train carts will be specialized to having you F----- and IMPREGNATED you in different POSITIONS!!??!???!?? And what's more... crikey... you say that I'll feel every INCH of me F----- upon... but never feel ANY pleasure?!?!?!??! That the CLOSEST intimacy I will EVER have with you again will be feeling ANOTHER man DRILL YOU against my WALLS?!?!?!??!? *gulp* A-And what's more... I'll be powered not by COAL but by ANY leftover SPERM from your LOVERS?!?!?!?!?!??! And the SMOKE given off from this fuel will spread BVLL PARTICLES across the EARTH which will only serve to attract MORE MEN TO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?? And this CONCENTRATION of BVLLS will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS... leading to a MASS SLAUGHTER as you and your LOVERS are crushed to death in each others' EMBRACE INSIDE ME as I ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??! And you're FINE with this!?!?!?!??!?! I don't know what to say except... YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tarnished anon prefers them when they're stinky.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)13:56:58 No.908936739 >"You sure you want me to remove my socks? i've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredible dirty. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? that is so strange, i have never met anyone quite like you, tarnished. What's that? you want me to spread open my toes for you, that is such an odd request. I am not of this world so i do not quite understand the costumes of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar? Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? i see, so you wish to touch yourself while smelling my stinky feet, you really are a curious character. Smelling my stinky feet is truly necessary to destroy the Edtree. I will trust in you, go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished, get a big whiff, one that fills your lungs. For this moment forward i will stop washing my feet, and i will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Edtree."
Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)13:56:58 No.908936739 >"You sure you want me to remove my socks? i've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredible dirty. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? that is so strange, i have never met anyone quite like you, tarnished. What's that? you want me to spread open my toes for you, that is such an odd request. I am not of this world so i do not quite understand the costumes of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar? Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? i see, so you wish to touch yourself while smelling my stinky feet, you really are a curious character. Smelling my stinky feet is truly necessary to destroy the Edtree. I will trust in you, go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished, get a big whiff, one that fills your lungs. For this moment forward i will stop washing my feet, and i will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Edtree."

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Anon has a suit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SeAfCEZf Is he retard? 10 KB JPG 03/01/25(Sat)03:18:43 No.498936611 >Goes to America for begging money >Talks about feeling something in the American ocean >Get's bullied by two turd's >Kicked out of Whitehouse >Goes back to the country to get a--- from putin >Country falls to rubble Are we ever going to see WWIII?
Anonymous (ID: SeAfCEZf Is he retard? 10 KB JPG 03/01/25(Sat)03:18:43 No.498936611 >Goes to America for begging money >Talks about feeling something in the American ocean >Get's bullied by two turd's >Kicked out of Whitehouse >Goes back to the country to get a--- from putin >Country falls to rubble Are we ever going to see WWIII?

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Russian-Ukrainian war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPEG 2/28/2025, 12:20:53 PM No.75684337 be me regular Ukrainian guy Russia invades, get drafted world cheers us on iwillproudlydieformycountry.jpg three years later trench line hasn't moved all friends dead leader's selling out minerals to USA debt slaves to BlackRock only my life left Russia's doing fine endless meat for the grinder nukes ready to go fight drags on anyway no end in sight
Anonymous 27 KB JPEG 2/28/2025, 12:20:53 PM No.75684337 be me regular Ukrainian guy Russia invades, get drafted world cheers us on iwillproudlydieformycountry.jpg three years later trench line hasn't moved all friends dead leader's selling out minerals to USA debt slaves to BlackRock only my life left Russia's doing fine endless meat for the grinder nukes ready to go fight drags on anyway no end in sight

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Anon didn't like dragons dogma 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)05:17:48 No.704167819 RE ENGINE Screenshot 2025-02-27 at 8.17.17 PM.png 248 KB PNG It. Wasn't. Made. For. Open. World. Games.
Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)05:17:48 No.704167819 RE ENGINE Screenshot 2025-02-27 at 8.17.17 PM.png 248 KB PNG It. Wasn't. Made. For. Open. World. Games.

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Fables aging in more rpgs. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:59:18 No.704113424 KKotaku @Kotaku • 19h Sims 4 Update Adds Disturbing Child Pregnancy Bug dlvr.it/TJCMGq cuteandfunnyfeatures.jpg 203 KB JPG What kind of features would you like to see more often in videogames?
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:59:18 No.704113424 KKotaku @Kotaku • 19h Sims 4 Update Adds Disturbing Child Pregnancy Bug dlvr.it/TJCMGq cuteandfunnyfeatures.jpg 203 KB JPG What kind of features would you like to see more often in videogames?

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L ratio buddy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 >gets criticized once >f------ dies gh.jpg 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 >gets criticized once >f------ dies gh.jpg 13 KB JPG

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Anon talks to a German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time 44 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time 44 KB JPG

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Anon's journal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)10:54:04 No.208990062 RORSCHACH'S JOUNAL. DECEMBER 29TH, 2021. Who is killing celebrities .jpg 164 KB JPG >Rorschach's journal. Feb 27, 2024 >Another dead, first Trachtenberg, now Gene Hackman. >"Accidental. Natural causes". Maybe. Or maybe someone's picking off celebrities. >Hackman and wife found dead in home. Dog too. >No blood, no struggle, just silence. Sheriff says no foul play. Lie. Always foul play. >Who's next? >The Pope? Self proclaimed man of the cloth. Has been considerably ill. >Killers next target, or botched job? >Neck swollen. Like frog. Possibly lymphadenopathy >Possible homosexual? Infection from fellation? Need to investig- "W-- are you mumbling? F------ schizo". >The people of this city. Loquacious. Ignorant. >Stand next to the filth long enough and you stop noticing it's stench.
: Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)10:54:04 No.208990062 RORSCHACH'S JOUNAL. DECEMBER 29TH, 2021. Who is killing celebrities .jpg 164 KB JPG >Rorschach's journal. Feb 27, 2024 >Another dead, first Trachtenberg, now Gene Hackman. >"Accidental. Natural causes". Maybe. Or maybe someone's picking off celebrities. >Hackman and wife found dead in home. Dog too. >No blood, no struggle, just silence. Sheriff says no foul play. Lie. Always foul play. >Who's next? >The Pope? Self proclaimed man of the cloth. Has been considerably ill. >Killers next target, or botched job? >Neck swollen. Like frog. Possibly lymphadenopathy >Possible homosexual? Infection from fellation? Need to investig- "W-- are you mumbling? F------ schizo". >The people of this city. Loquacious. Ignorant. >Stand next to the filth long enough and you stop noticing it's stench.

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