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: Anonymous i am a good person >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >>52849935 # 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead
: Anonymous i am a good person >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >>52849935 # 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead

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Day of remembrance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 432 KB PNG 11/05/22(Sat) 09:02:04 No.70866311 >walk into Sociology class like 10 years ago >professor is dressed like pic related in the front of the room >won't talk to anybody when they try to say hi or ask about the costume >everyone sits down >he turns around, clasps his hands together and slowly says "Remember remember.. the 5th of November..." >class is full of teens and only like 1 person understands his reference >he has to explain what the movie is Happy 5th of November
: Anonymous 432 KB PNG 11/05/22(Sat) 09:02:04 No.70866311 >walk into Sociology class like 10 years ago >professor is dressed like pic related in the front of the room >won't talk to anybody when they try to say hi or ask about the costume >everyone sits down >he turns around, clasps his hands together and slowly says "Remember remember.. the 5th of November..." >class is full of teens and only like 1 person understands his reference >he has to explain what the movie is Happy 5th of November

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Annon gets nuggets | /r/Greentext

3:28 200 1624386363102.jpg 67 KB JPG DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS >go to BK drive thru >buy nuggets >feel weird about being a 20 year old who still eats chicken nuggets >pick them up >"MY NEPHEWS ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE" >guy just stares at me >drive home and shamefully enjoy nuggets
3:28 200 1624386363102.jpg 67 KB JPG DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS >go to BK drive thru >buy nuggets >feel weird about being a 20 year old who still eats chicken nuggets >pick them up >"MY NEPHEWS ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE" >guy just stares at me >drive home and shamefully enjoy nuggets

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Anon doesn’t get the Chinese. | /r/Greentext

64 KB JPG >Invents gunpowder. Falls behind everyone else in firearm development. >Invents the compass. Never explores the ocean. >Invents the printing press. Just reproduces centuries-old literature with it. What the f--- was their problem?
64 KB JPG >Invents gunpowder. Falls behind everyone else in firearm development. >Invents the compass. Never explores the ocean. >Invents the printing press. Just reproduces centuries-old literature with it. What the f--- was their problem?

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Anon is an r-word or two | /r/Greentext

- File: depressed_wojak.jpg (92 KB, 800x450) Betrayal Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat) 18:48:42 No.70865551 [Reply] >>70866672 >>7 >Be me >Racist >Also autistic >Want to have white family in the future >Start CS degree Bros... >Struggling socially >Struggling in other aspects of life too >Whine about my problems on here >Some anon shares their Discord with me >Turns out to be spergy Colombian girl >Over the span of a year, she becomes my best friend. We have a lot in common >She tells me she has feelings for me. I feel the same way >I realize that if I continue down this path I will eventually race mix >Feel conflicted. She looks mostly of European heritage but she also clearly has a noticeable amount of non European admixture >Why cant she be white. She is perfect in every other way >Plan to meet in Brazil this winter break >What am I doing?
- File: depressed_wojak.jpg (92 KB, 800x450) Betrayal Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat) 18:48:42 No.70865551 [Reply] >>70866672 >>7 >Be me >Racist >Also autistic >Want to have white family in the future >Start CS degree Bros... >Struggling socially >Struggling in other aspects of life too >Whine about my problems on here >Some anon shares their Discord with me >Turns out to be spergy Colombian girl >Over the span of a year, she becomes my best friend. We have a lot in common >She tells me she has feelings for me. I feel the same way >I realize that if I continue down this path I will eventually race mix >Feel conflicted. She looks mostly of European heritage but she also clearly has a noticeable amount of non European admixture >Why cant she be white. She is perfect in every other way >Plan to meet in Brazil this winter break >What am I doing?

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Anon is a crypto influencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/21 (Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself >>64399853 # >>64399880 #
: Anonymous 07/02/21 (Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself >>64399853 # >>64399880 #

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ISIS goes to satan's asshole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous! 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS
Anonymous! 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS

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Anon takes the V pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?
Anonymous 73 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?

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anon listens to type o negative | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)09:58:43 No.113479729 > writes and performs song entitled "Everything Dies" > dies > no f------ exceptions Unfathomably based
: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)09:58:43 No.113479729 > writes and performs song entitled "Everything Dies" > dies > no f------ exceptions Unfathomably based

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Hard to bear | /r/Greentext

: Bear 11/05/22(Sat)08:32:25 No.70866057 canary ADN.COM Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays SHARE the piano but not very well 20221104_113622.jpg 83 KB JPG >be me, bear >break into house >see a piano and decide to try using it >don't notice the security camera >it's uploaded online and everyone laughs at me >mfw
: Bear 11/05/22(Sat)08:32:25 No.70866057 canary ADN.COM Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays SHARE the piano but not very well 20221104_113622.jpg 83 KB JPG >be me, bear >break into house >see a piano and decide to try using it >don't notice the security camera >it's uploaded online and everyone laughs at me >mfw

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat
1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat

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Anon's dad was cool | /r/Greentext

54 KB JPG >my dad was the coolest m------------ to me when i was a kid >city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time >he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?" >id get so f------ excited >we'd go wherever, he'd turn the lights and sirens on just because he knew i thought it was cool >used to brag about him to my friends all the time >best times of my childhood really loved my dad. turns out he r---- my sister so my mom killed him.
54 KB JPG >my dad was the coolest m------------ to me when i was a kid >city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time >he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?" >id get so f------ excited >we'd go wherever, he'd turn the lights and sirens on just because he knew i thought it was cool >used to brag about him to my friends all the time >best times of my childhood really loved my dad. turns out he r---- my sister so my mom killed him.

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Anon doesn't understand wamen. | /r/Greentext

139 KB JPG Anonymous What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG Anonymous What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No.13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)23:15:54 No.129909308 random memory I remembered today >2004 >be 7 >mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even during summer holiday >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral and is only back by morning >want to see Shrek 2 in cinema >check cinema schedule >go to 6pm one with dad >accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm >upset.png >dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2 >surprised.jpg >he says mom doesn't need to know, it'll be our secret >movie ended at 10:30pm >when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk's Underground 'til 1 am
Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)23:15:54 No.129909308 random memory I remembered today >2004 >be 7 >mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even during summer holiday >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral and is only back by morning >want to see Shrek 2 in cinema >check cinema schedule >go to 6pm one with dad >accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm >upset.png >dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2 >surprised.jpg >he says mom doesn't need to know, it'll be our secret >movie ended at 10:30pm >when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk's Underground 'til 1 am

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Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/16/21(Mon)13:26:29 No.65004942 >2020 >be 348lb fat f--- >decided to finally commit to weight loss after years of failure >diet like a mad man, workout till Im near puking for a year >yesterday >current weight 192 >feel great, whole new wardrobe bc old clothes literally look like rags on me >family and friends constantly comment on how great I look >walking in Target >see gargantuan fat man >instantly think "I probably still look like that" >don't eat for rest of day It's happening more and more often. Im not sure if it's like impostor syndrome or something, but I'm so horrified of being fat again that the sight of a fat person is enough to send me spiraling. I didn't want to trade one eating disorder for another but I guess that's how it is.
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/16/21(Mon)13:26:29 No.65004942 >2020 >be 348lb fat f--- >decided to finally commit to weight loss after years of failure >diet like a mad man, workout till Im near puking for a year >yesterday >current weight 192 >feel great, whole new wardrobe bc old clothes literally look like rags on me >family and friends constantly comment on how great I look >walking in Target >see gargantuan fat man >instantly think "I probably still look like that" >don't eat for rest of day It's happening more and more often. Im not sure if it's like impostor syndrome or something, but I'm so horrified of being fat again that the sight of a fat person is enough to send me spiraling. I didn't want to trade one eating disorder for another but I guess that's how it is.

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Anon bad a gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)06:05:42 No.66190506 >gf proposed a once-a-year cheat- "coupon" for both of us >told her its a dogshit idea and i hate it >she got really f------ upset and kept trying to convince me 62 KB JPG >told her ill think about it and tell her tomorrow Alright bros should I dump her? She expresses open intent to have sex with someone other than me. Everything thinks about f------ other people Im aware of that but you know what I mean. If I say no she'll f--- another guy behind my back and I refuse to get cucked. Opinions? I dont think this relationship will be healthy from now on, this stupid w---- is gonna ruin everything
: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)06:05:42 No.66190506 >gf proposed a once-a-year cheat- "coupon" for both of us >told her its a dogshit idea and i hate it >she got really f------ upset and kept trying to convince me 62 KB JPG >told her ill think about it and tell her tomorrow Alright bros should I dump her? She expresses open intent to have sex with someone other than me. Everything thinks about f------ other people Im aware of that but you know what I mean. If I say no she'll f--- another guy behind my back and I refuse to get cucked. Opinions? I dont think this relationship will be healthy from now on, this stupid w---- is gonna ruin everything

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Anon discover love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:23:13 No.888542995 >Be me, a single child >Grew up in a very conservative 3rd world country >Never knew what love was >Just lived in a cold world without a blanket >Got an admit in a University in America >Move to America >One day prepping for my exam in the library >It was just me and some gal >Was in that library for almost 7-8 hours >Dinner Time.exe >Gal gets up and leaves >She comes back after 2 mins, and asks me if I'm gonna have dinner >I told her that I don't have time for dinner because I'm so stressed out >She immediately hugs me and tells me that it's going to be okay >WtfYouDoin.jpg >For the first time in my life, a complete stranger hugged me and comforted me >Tear JerkerMoment.mp4 >She then invited me for dinner >The entire time she was just so nice and warm towards me >Never felt that in my entire life >>888543457 >>888543638 >Almost immediately wanted to hug her and bawl my eyes out >She knew something was up with me, so she asked me if I was okay >I just vented my heart out to her >She started to tear up and told me that it's all going to be okay >Is this love, anons?
Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:23:13 No.888542995 >Be me, a single child >Grew up in a very conservative 3rd world country >Never knew what love was >Just lived in a cold world without a blanket >Got an admit in a University in America >Move to America >One day prepping for my exam in the library >It was just me and some gal >Was in that library for almost 7-8 hours >Dinner Time.exe >Gal gets up and leaves >She comes back after 2 mins, and asks me if I'm gonna have dinner >I told her that I don't have time for dinner because I'm so stressed out >She immediately hugs me and tells me that it's going to be okay >WtfYouDoin.jpg >For the first time in my life, a complete stranger hugged me and comforted me >Tear JerkerMoment.mp4 >She then invited me for dinner >The entire time she was just so nice and warm towards me >Never felt that in my entire life >>888543457 >>888543638 >Almost immediately wanted to hug her and bawl my eyes out >She knew something was up with me, so she asked me if I was okay >I just vented my heart out to her >She started to tear up and told me that it's all going to be okay >Is this love, anons?

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Anon has some inspiring words | /r/Greentext

I never got why people would kill themselves. So if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---, like, about anyone. Because if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them or hurting them and if there's not, there's no one to give a s--- about. 7 KB JPG So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the f------ country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go f--- up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? F--- that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. F--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster. Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE, move to Barcelona, hit the bars, f--- some sluts, STDs, who f------ cares? When I'm done maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself because I've seen how beautiful this world is.
I never got why people would kill themselves. So if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---, like, about anyone. Because if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them or hurting them and if there's not, there's no one to give a s--- about. 7 KB JPG So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the f------ country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go f--- up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? F--- that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. F--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster. Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE, move to Barcelona, hit the bars, f--- some sluts, STDs, who f------ cares? When I'm done maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself because I've seen how beautiful this world is.

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anon goes to a different dimension | /r/Greentext

Anonymous CLOSING E 152 KB JPG 02/09/21 (Tue)16:47:05 No.846980973 >be me >2014 or so, mid 20's >driving to meat shop in nearby city for specific cut of meat >see a f------ honest to god Kmart Cont >knock knock it's 1995 bitch > immediately pull in >maybe 4 cars there >go in >that smell hits me instantly, a smell I can't describe and this sounds crazy but it smelled like before 9/11 if that makes sense >browse every aisle >they have new things, but also old ones >electronic department, signage advertising game boy colors and Nintendo 64's >had accessories for both, but no consoles left >a few new TVs but also some old tv/vcr combos >I can't describe how surreal this was, it was like a fever dream >felt like it was the mid 90's again >I mean even the air, the way time flowed, I can't explain it : Anonymous >I s--- you not as I browsed ancient garden supplies they played "everybody walk the dinosaur" 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:52 No.846981038 >genuinely think I might have been in another dimension >buy some body wash >cashier rings me up >receipt prints in this super old printer >makes that old wirrrrrrrr noise >store was closed >pos was on fat, old school monitor >leave and feel weird rest of day >go back a month later
Anonymous CLOSING E 152 KB JPG 02/09/21 (Tue)16:47:05 No.846980973 >be me >2014 or so, mid 20's >driving to meat shop in nearby city for specific cut of meat >see a f------ honest to god Kmart Cont >knock knock it's 1995 bitch > immediately pull in >maybe 4 cars there >go in >that smell hits me instantly, a smell I can't describe and this sounds crazy but it smelled like before 9/11 if that makes sense >browse every aisle >they have new things, but also old ones >electronic department, signage advertising game boy colors and Nintendo 64's >had accessories for both, but no consoles left >a few new TVs but also some old tv/vcr combos >I can't describe how surreal this was, it was like a fever dream >felt like it was the mid 90's again >I mean even the air, the way time flowed, I can't explain it : Anonymous >I s--- you not as I browsed ancient garden supplies they played "everybody walk the dinosaur" 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:52 No.846981038 >genuinely think I might have been in another dimension >buy some body wash >cashier rings me up >receipt prints in this super old printer >makes that old wirrrrrrrr noise >store was closed >pos was on fat, old school monitor >leave and feel weird rest of day >go back a month later

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chad snake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous sir hiss 14 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)10:21:11 No.1111125 >be snek >live at large zoo in Sweden >idea >escape through lamp in enclosure >now gone, keepers going wild looking for me >make national news having escaped and not being found >sneaky snek checking out places in the wall >keepers call the national tollguard to provide them with special heat sensing cameras >they locate the snake >how do we get it out though >tollworkers need their cameras back to search for narcotics and whatever >making international news and have been lost for several days >get bored >slip in through the same lamp that was used to escape, act like nothing happend >get free vet visit and food >life is good
: Anonymous sir hiss 14 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)10:21:11 No.1111125 >be snek >live at large zoo in Sweden >idea >escape through lamp in enclosure >now gone, keepers going wild looking for me >make national news having escaped and not being found >sneaky snek checking out places in the wall >keepers call the national tollguard to provide them with special heat sensing cameras >they locate the snake >how do we get it out though >tollworkers need their cameras back to search for narcotics and whatever >making international news and have been lost for several days >get bored >slip in through the same lamp that was used to escape, act like nothing happend >get free vet visit and food >life is good

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