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Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you }}
Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you }}

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Anon has outlasted his enemy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)15:05:20 No.705845735 >tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go f------ bankrupt
Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)15:05:20 No.705845735 >tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go f------ bankrupt

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China number one | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 90+5' KUBO 87 DAIZEN 77' ITO 58 MINAMINO 52' MINAMINO 45+2 MITOMA 12' ENDO JAPAN 03/21/25(Fri)10:43:44 No.209060747 FULL-TIME │70 AFC ASIAN QUALIFIERS ROAD TO 26 CHINA PR AFC Screenshot_20250321-104448.png >China stron-ack 1.65 MB PNG
Anonymous 90+5' KUBO 87 DAIZEN 77' ITO 58 MINAMINO 52' MINAMINO 45+2 MITOMA 12' ENDO JAPAN 03/21/25(Fri)10:43:44 No.209060747 FULL-TIME │70 AFC ASIAN QUALIFIERS ROAD TO 26 CHINA PR AFC Screenshot_20250321-104448.png >China stron-ack 1.65 MB PNG

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Anon tries zinc supplements | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 291 KB.JPG before a race. 11/09/20(Mon)15:47:35 No.58310817 >>58305495 (OP) # I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my c--- starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage I s--- you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk. Thanks to Zinc I've done so much f------ my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagne. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy to give her a coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Honestly shes been howling like a bulldog s------- a pinecone. And the c--. I didn't even tell you about the c--. My cane sugar be firing out like a goddamn jet washer. Stripped the paint right off the master bedroom and left a divot in the plasterboard. Thanks Zinc
Anonymous 291 KB.JPG before a race. 11/09/20(Mon)15:47:35 No.58310817 >>58305495 (OP) # I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my c--- starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage I s--- you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk. Thanks to Zinc I've done so much f------ my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagne. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy to give her a coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Honestly shes been howling like a bulldog s------- a pinecone. And the c--. I didn't even tell you about the c--. My cane sugar be firing out like a goddamn jet washer. Stripped the paint right off the master bedroom and left a divot in the plasterboard. Thanks Zinc

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File: MV5BMTgyNDk3OTI2NF5BMI5Ba(...).jpg (994 KB, 1391x2048) ☐ Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)19:48:06 No.147979913 [Reply] Why did he abandon Spawn for Family Guy? 10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:22:05 No.147980324 File: ExXNer2UYAAua4X.jpg_large.jpg (578 KB, 1638x2048) >Hey Lois. Remember that time Malebogia made the leader of Hell's army?
File: MV5BMTgyNDk3OTI2NF5BMI5Ba(...).jpg (994 KB, 1391x2048) ☐ Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)19:48:06 No.147979913 [Reply] Why did he abandon Spawn for Family Guy? 10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:22:05 No.147980324 File: ExXNer2UYAAua4X.jpg_large.jpg (578 KB, 1638x2048) >Hey Lois. Remember that time Malebogia made the leader of Hell's army?

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This story is total BS full of racist dogwhistles (explanation in comments) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Od2hMUm6 12 KB JPG 03/16/25(Sun)13:18:04 No.500638810 >be me, black >grow up in the hood, but actually >pay attention in school >dodge gangs, drugs, and teen pregnancies like neo in the matrix >make it to college, graduate with honors, get a decent job >come back to the hood to visit family >"my brother Martin point at me with his finger, marihuana under his nails >"look at this n----, all educated and s---, he comes here dressed up as the president" >leech uncle Maurice, who just got out of prision, daps me up but looks at me sideways >auntie Shanice asks why I talk "white" now >my cousin Rai-Rai tells me I think I'm better than everyone just cause I got a degree >"N----, you a sellout" >entire family laughs even my parents >MFW they clown me for having a 401k instead of blowing money on jordans meanwhile, they all still live in the same run down house
Anonymous (ID: Od2hMUm6 12 KB JPG 03/16/25(Sun)13:18:04 No.500638810 >be me, black >grow up in the hood, but actually >pay attention in school >dodge gangs, drugs, and teen pregnancies like neo in the matrix >make it to college, graduate with honors, get a decent job >come back to the hood to visit family >"my brother Martin point at me with his finger, marihuana under his nails >"look at this n----, all educated and s---, he comes here dressed up as the president" >leech uncle Maurice, who just got out of prision, daps me up but looks at me sideways >auntie Shanice asks why I talk "white" now >my cousin Rai-Rai tells me I think I'm better than everyone just cause I got a degree >"N----, you a sellout" >entire family laughs even my parents >MFW they clown me for having a 401k instead of blowing money on jordans meanwhile, they all still live in the same run down house

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YELLOWSTONE Should I watch this? • 1/1 IEOnFm/V US 1h (12/15/24 18:25) 491518315 3 Replies >bunch of liberal f------ larping as conservative cowboys in ruraltopia. Up to you.
YELLOWSTONE Should I watch this? • 1/1 IEOnFm/V US 1h (12/15/24 18:25) 491518315 3 Replies >bunch of liberal f------ larping as conservative cowboys in ruraltopia. Up to you.

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Anon has to pee | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 640 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)10:04:54 No.80690582 >go to sleep >struggle to get to sleep, wake up 4 hours later for no reason >struggle to get back to sleep >finally do >weird dream but what dream is normal? >just glad to be asleep again >all going well until i get ready to piss >remember the golden rule >if you piss in your dream you piss in real life >wake myself up, walk to bathroom >cannot conjure the piss >wait for minutes on end >have to literally start getting ready to leave the bathroom before i feel the urge to piss in waking life i am getting very sick and tired of this whole physical form nonsense
Anonymous 640 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)10:04:54 No.80690582 >go to sleep >struggle to get to sleep, wake up 4 hours later for no reason >struggle to get back to sleep >finally do >weird dream but what dream is normal? >just glad to be asleep again >all going well until i get ready to piss >remember the golden rule >if you piss in your dream you piss in real life >wake myself up, walk to bathroom >cannot conjure the piss >wait for minutes on end >have to literally start getting ready to leave the bathroom before i feel the urge to piss in waking life i am getting very sick and tired of this whole physical form nonsense

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Cultural Warfare | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

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Between the folds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous noted. 596 KB GIF : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # 03/20/25(Thu)22:06:04 No.80693462 >make a claim >some anon calls me a retarded midwit redditor f----- n----- >immediately fold even though i know im right how do i stop being a sissy 03/20/25(Thu)22:12:51 No.80693541 I try not to post anything too contrarian or controversial here because I feel very sad when anons bully me. Fortunately it's only happened a few times >>80693582 # : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # >>80693541 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:02 No.80693582 Why would any woman want to be with a man that acts like that? >>80693595 # >>80693596 # >>80693659 # Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693595 this thread isnt about women however theres countless slopbait threads about women being spammed 24/7 you can participate in if you'd like Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693596 I mean women are obsessed with approval and fitting in
: Anonymous noted. 596 KB GIF : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # 03/20/25(Thu)22:06:04 No.80693462 >make a claim >some anon calls me a retarded midwit redditor f----- n----- >immediately fold even though i know im right how do i stop being a sissy 03/20/25(Thu)22:12:51 No.80693541 I try not to post anything too contrarian or controversial here because I feel very sad when anons bully me. Fortunately it's only happened a few times >>80693582 # : Anonymous >>80693462 (OP) # >>80693541 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:02 No.80693582 Why would any woman want to be with a man that acts like that? >>80693595 # >>80693596 # >>80693659 # Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693595 this thread isnt about women however theres countless slopbait threads about women being spammed 24/7 you can participate in if you'd like Anonymous >>80693582 # 03/20/25(Thu)22:16:58 No.80693596 I mean women are obsessed with approval and fitting in

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Turning point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)12:34:20 No.80688742 >started flirting with a t----- that could actually pass for a chick >instead of the countless times I've flirted with women this didn't feel like soul draining work. >actually acted like a human being and not an immature child in the body of a 40 year old >could maintain the conversation and didn't rely on me to carry the convo Bros i think this is my point of no return...
Anonymous 43 KB JPG 03/20/25(Thu)12:34:20 No.80688742 >started flirting with a t----- that could actually pass for a chick >instead of the countless times I've flirted with women this didn't feel like soul draining work. >actually acted like a human being and not an immature child in the body of a 40 year old >could maintain the conversation and didn't rely on me to carry the convo Bros i think this is my point of no return...

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There is no hope for anon. | /r/Greentext

Courier You Should Kill Yourself New >Own a car. There was never much hope. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)17:23:10 No.932708205 When I was younger, being alone never bodered me, but as life progresses, It has become a worst and worst feeling; I'm on the brink of killing myself. Most people of my age are getting married or have long-term relationships; I just want a gf so we can build something together and have some purpose in this f------ life. But I think I have too high standards. What I offer: >30 years old. >6'1 and 194 lb. >Not a virgin, had a few hookups over the years. >Stable job with decent pay. >Live by myself, no problem paying rent and keeping the apartment clean. >Not handsome but I don't think I'm ugly either. >Not a lot of friends but they are real ones, although I don't see them as much as I would like. >Not jacked because I don't want to spend half a day in the gym, just in good shape and strong. >Like gaming and reading. >Don't enjoy partying that much but have no problem going to any party, music festivals or whatever. What I want: >Female. >Around my same age. >Not bad looking, anything above a 6-7 would do. >Likes dogs. >Nice to me. I don't care about body count, previous BFs, ideology, clothing, musical taste, religion, or whatever. I know I'll never get one because I live in a small town and I'm too introverted to go by myself to a bar or club in a big city, and my friends all have serious gfs so we can't go out like that anymore. Also, I work alone most of the time, so meeting new people at my job is a no-go. At this point I wish WW3 broke out because I'll enlist immediately so some Russian kills me on the eastern front; at least I'll die with some purpose, even if it is a stupid one.
Courier You Should Kill Yourself New >Own a car. There was never much hope. Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)17:23:10 No.932708205 When I was younger, being alone never bodered me, but as life progresses, It has become a worst and worst feeling; I'm on the brink of killing myself. Most people of my age are getting married or have long-term relationships; I just want a gf so we can build something together and have some purpose in this f------ life. But I think I have too high standards. What I offer: >30 years old. >6'1 and 194 lb. >Not a virgin, had a few hookups over the years. >Stable job with decent pay. >Live by myself, no problem paying rent and keeping the apartment clean. >Not handsome but I don't think I'm ugly either. >Not a lot of friends but they are real ones, although I don't see them as much as I would like. >Not jacked because I don't want to spend half a day in the gym, just in good shape and strong. >Like gaming and reading. >Don't enjoy partying that much but have no problem going to any party, music festivals or whatever. What I want: >Female. >Around my same age. >Not bad looking, anything above a 6-7 would do. >Likes dogs. >Nice to me. I don't care about body count, previous BFs, ideology, clothing, musical taste, religion, or whatever. I know I'll never get one because I live in a small town and I'm too introverted to go by myself to a bar or club in a big city, and my friends all have serious gfs so we can't go out like that anymore. Also, I work alone most of the time, so meeting new people at my job is a no-go. At this point I wish WW3 broke out because I'll enlist immediately so some Russian kills me on the eastern front; at least I'll die with some purpose, even if it is a stupid one.

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Anon is a silly little boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun) >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch 229 KB PNG of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean 15 View Thread
: Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun) >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch 229 KB PNG of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean 15 View Thread

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Anon pays reparations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 119 KB JPG FEB 03/20/25(Thu)07:50:16 No.80690977 >be me >white >few years ago in high school during black history month >english teacher pairs white and black students together to write an essay or a story relating to black history month >get paired with black girl >while discussing what to write about she keeps making physical contact >weird but not bothered >she suggests we write a story about a fugitive slave woman who falls in love with a white man who helped her escape >sounded very cheesy but I didn't want to say anything about it >whenever she's telling me her ideas for the dialogue between the two characters she keeps looking at me in the eyes and insists I play and speak out loud the part of the white man >when we finish writing I sarcastically say that this story will serve as reparations for black people >she says that I should come to her house and pay her some reparations what should I do bros?
Anonymous 119 KB JPG FEB 03/20/25(Thu)07:50:16 No.80690977 >be me >white >few years ago in high school during black history month >english teacher pairs white and black students together to write an essay or a story relating to black history month >get paired with black girl >while discussing what to write about she keeps making physical contact >weird but not bothered >she suggests we write a story about a fugitive slave woman who falls in love with a white man who helped her escape >sounded very cheesy but I didn't want to say anything about it >whenever she's telling me her ideas for the dialogue between the two characters she keeps looking at me in the eyes and insists I play and speak out loud the part of the white man >when we finish writing I sarcastically say that this story will serve as reparations for black people >she says that I should come to her house and pay her some reparations what should I do bros?

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: Anonymous How Do I Become Unretarded? 2.69 MB MP4 WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM 03/20/25(Thu)18:55:36 No.80691583 >be me >have appointment with new barber >startgettinghaircut.png >other clients are talking with their barbers >keep quiet because you don't know the guy and you want him to focus on your haircut >your barber turns to his friend and says "James vibes" >barber's friend says "yea lol. James was an NPC" >both rofl >killme.jpg >20 minutes pass >"your an easy going guy, aren't you anon?" >reply "yea haha" >iamgoingtokms.jpg >haircut ends >drive home in shame How do I stop being autistic? In vidya with voicechat I'm witty and charismatic, but not irl. Why am I like this?
: Anonymous How Do I Become Unretarded? 2.69 MB MP4 WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM 03/20/25(Thu)18:55:36 No.80691583 >be me >have appointment with new barber >startgettinghaircut.png >other clients are talking with their barbers >keep quiet because you don't know the guy and you want him to focus on your haircut >your barber turns to his friend and says "James vibes" >barber's friend says "yea lol. James was an NPC" >both rofl >killme.jpg >20 minutes pass >"your an easy going guy, aren't you anon?" >reply "yea haha" >iamgoingtokms.jpg >haircut ends >drive home in shame How do I stop being autistic? In vidya with voicechat I'm witty and charismatic, but not irl. Why am I like this?

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: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

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