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: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haba that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---
: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haba that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---

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Anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid >>461756676 # >>461756845 # >>461756853 # >>461757968 # >>461760829 # >>461760954 # >>461761994 # >>461762416 # >>461763673 # >>461764428 #
Anonymous 91 KB JPG 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid >>461756676 # >>461756845 # >>461756853 # >>461757968 # >>461760829 # >>461760954 # >>461761994 # >>461762416 # >>461763673 # >>461764428 #

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Like mother like son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/29/22(Fri)02:06:54 No.68413648 >be me >mom's pc broke so she asked me to give her my old one since i rarely use it >this is where i store all my p--- btw 55 KB JPG >mostly degenerate s--- >camouflaged my nsfw folder >all is fine for a few weeks >take a look at the pc to see if the folder is intact >check folder size first >last time i checked folder size it was only a few gigabytes >mfw the size is now 2 terabytes
: Anonymous 04/29/22(Fri)02:06:54 No.68413648 >be me >mom's pc broke so she asked me to give her my old one since i rarely use it >this is where i store all my p--- btw 55 KB JPG >mostly degenerate s--- >camouflaged my nsfw folder >all is fine for a few weeks >take a look at the pc to see if the folder is intact >check folder size first >last time i checked folder size it was only a few gigabytes >mfw the size is now 2 terabytes

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anon makes a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +RVSCPWO OOOH! I GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT BACK! E073416D-A654-4E6C-B100-13FAAB29E4F9.jpg 99 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)14:48:16 No.375135580 Bramballizz I hope you Musk fans are happy : Anonymous (ID: xPju6RMW) 04/28/22(Thu)14:49:39 No.375135767 >>375135580 (OP) # this csrtoon is great because the Predators were never banned from Twitter. >>375136501 # >>375158967 # >>375159083 # >>375163591 # >>375167920 # >>375168364 # >>375168783 # >>375169131 #
: Anonymous (ID: +RVSCPWO OOOH! I GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT BACK! E073416D-A654-4E6C-B100-13FAAB29E4F9.jpg 99 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)14:48:16 No.375135580 Bramballizz I hope you Musk fans are happy : Anonymous (ID: xPju6RMW) 04/28/22(Thu)14:49:39 No.375135767 >>375135580 (OP) # this csrtoon is great because the Predators were never banned from Twitter. >>375136501 # >>375158967 # >>375159083 # >>375163591 # >>375167920 # >>375168364 # >>375168783 # >>375169131 #

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Anon loves his books | /r/Greentext

File: This makes me wish that (...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) | Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... +47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: This makes me wish that (...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) | Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... +47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon is cringe | /r/Greentext

F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe
F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe

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just stole this from 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1804906840 158.5 KB PNG 9 min. ago positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
Anonymous 1804906840 158.5 KB PNG 9 min. ago positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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Anon thanks Lord Todd | /r/Greentext

12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me : Anonymous 255 KB PNG >It has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd
12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me : Anonymous 255 KB PNG >It has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd

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anon leaves neet-dom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)10:12:46 No.68392023 >be me >unemployed neet f-- 22 yo >my immigrant dad forces me to get a job at the local Mcdonalds 1.29 MB PNG >okaay whatever i'll apply >"lets buy suit, make you look smart" >buys me picrelated >"is professional but funneh you look good" >embarrased af but too afraid to speak up to him >show up to mcdonalds with my wearing picrelated >he forces me to walk inside with him >"go inside i speak to uncle manager for you" >we go in, dad runs up to the manager >"hello we here for interview my son want to work here. he big tall can work hard, look at him" >the manger stares me down >what f------ country are you two from? >I say >THE PARTY COUNTRY >the entire mcdonalds begins to clap >I get promoted to CEO >Ronald Reagan rapes my ass at McDonalds headquarters >Should've stayed home
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)10:12:46 No.68392023 >be me >unemployed neet f-- 22 yo >my immigrant dad forces me to get a job at the local Mcdonalds 1.29 MB PNG >okaay whatever i'll apply >"lets buy suit, make you look smart" >buys me picrelated >"is professional but funneh you look good" >embarrased af but too afraid to speak up to him >show up to mcdonalds with my wearing picrelated >he forces me to walk inside with him >"go inside i speak to uncle manager for you" >we go in, dad runs up to the manager >"hello we here for interview my son want to work here. he big tall can work hard, look at him" >the manger stares me down >what f------ country are you two from? >I say >THE PARTY COUNTRY >the entire mcdonalds begins to clap >I get promoted to CEO >Ronald Reagan rapes my ass at McDonalds headquarters >Should've stayed home

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Anon makes a thread | /r/Greentext

11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 Anonymous 31 KB JPG : Anonymous totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #
11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 Anonymous 31 KB JPG : Anonymous totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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Anon cannot commit | /r/Greentext

>>48408831 # My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up. >tfw I'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun >>48409514 # >>48409556 # >>48409648 # >>48409926 # >>48409998 # >>48410321 # >>48410548 # >>48410605 # >>48410685 # >>48412747 # >>48415294 #
>>48408831 # My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up. >tfw I'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun >>48409514 # >>48409556 # >>48409648 # >>48409926 # >>48409998 # >>48410321 # >>48410548 # >>48410605 # >>48410685 # >>48412747 # >>48415294 #

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Anon hates work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:42:53 No.68406579 >steal some walkie talkies from my job >long distance signal range >drive around when I'm not working and scream n----- and other profanities while they're talking to each other on the radio >play p--- sounds and nazi speeches 473 KB JPG >management desperately trying to find out who is doing them >they're planning on getting a new set of more sophisticated radios for the entire warehouse now F--- work, f--- being a filthy wageslave, f--- those f------ f------, I hate them. Been thinking about setting up some sort of box with multiple walkies (one on every channel) and have random s--- playing in all of them so they become unusable all day. What are some things I can play for the people st my job today, bros? Something inappropriate would be nice.
Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:42:53 No.68406579 >steal some walkie talkies from my job >long distance signal range >drive around when I'm not working and scream n----- and other profanities while they're talking to each other on the radio >play p--- sounds and nazi speeches 473 KB JPG >management desperately trying to find out who is doing them >they're planning on getting a new set of more sophisticated radios for the entire warehouse now F--- work, f--- being a filthy wageslave, f--- those f------ f------, I hate them. Been thinking about setting up some sort of box with multiple walkies (one on every channel) and have random s--- playing in all of them so they become unusable all day. What are some things I can play for the people st my job today, bros? Something inappropriate would be nice.

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Anon hates girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class tm then 69 KB JPG >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated
: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class tm then 69 KB JPG >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated

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Anon prefers The Jetsons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:28:01 No.9722834 >>9722880 File: asscryed.jpg (252 KB, 644x660) >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.
Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:28:01 No.9722834 >>9722880 File: asscryed.jpg (252 KB, 644x660) >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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anon is secretly a Brazilian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +kjCKehh) → >Live in Brazil >there are no schools >there are no movie theaters >there are no malls >still get shot 39 KB JPG >>52856936 # >>52857008 # >>52857059 # >>52857158 # 10/01/15(Thu)14:33:21 No.52856597
: Anonymous (ID: +kjCKehh) → >Live in Brazil >there are no schools >there are no movie theaters >there are no malls >still get shot 39 KB JPG >>52856936 # >>52857008 # >>52857059 # >>52857158 # 10/01/15(Thu)14:33:21 No.52856597

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anon knows a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:06:27 No.68404106 Does she like me? Should I date this girl? And does she like me? >I am a blue eyed white man >she is an ethnic black/Latina/indian girl 653 KB JPG >we knew eachother our whole lives but rarely saw eachother >we are only friends (acquaintances) because our parents were friends before we were born >she is a naive church girl >she is a super leftist blm advocate >she is the only girl who has been super friendly to me and puts in effort for my attention >every time we she picks a movie to watch its always a black ethnic girl white guy duo (Chris hemsworth Tessa Thompson) Your thoughts? Im too much of a retard to know. 5 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:06:27 No.68404106 Does she like me? Should I date this girl? And does she like me? >I am a blue eyed white man >she is an ethnic black/Latina/indian girl 653 KB JPG >we knew eachother our whole lives but rarely saw eachother >we are only friends (acquaintances) because our parents were friends before we were born >she is a naive church girl >she is a super leftist blm advocate >she is the only girl who has been super friendly to me and puts in effort for my attention >every time we she picks a movie to watch its always a black ethnic girl white guy duo (Chris hemsworth Tessa Thompson) Your thoughts? Im too much of a retard to know. 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon talks about Trump’s Wall | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Nek7TjvN The Wall 04/27/22(Wed)21:49:00 No.375043650 >hey Cuckservatives, how'd everything turn out with that big wall Trump promised you? >I'm sure it inconvenienced illegal immigrants who had to go through the extra hassle of buying cheap power tools from across the street and wasting 30 minutes of their day to cut through those rusty old bars 72 KB JPG >Does it make you upset that Bannon & his pals pocketed a good chunk of that money you donated to the Wall's construction so he could pay for that nice Yacht of his? At least it's a nice political prop Trump gave you so you'll have something to remember him by
Anonymous (ID: Nek7TjvN The Wall 04/27/22(Wed)21:49:00 No.375043650 >hey Cuckservatives, how'd everything turn out with that big wall Trump promised you? >I'm sure it inconvenienced illegal immigrants who had to go through the extra hassle of buying cheap power tools from across the street and wasting 30 minutes of their day to cut through those rusty old bars 72 KB JPG >Does it make you upset that Bannon & his pals pocketed a good chunk of that money you donated to the Wall's construction so he could pay for that nice Yacht of his? At least it's a nice political prop Trump gave you so you'll have something to remember him by

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