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Superpower 2020 anon goes to worst Pakistan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FfrIVXLL)E 9 KB JPG 10/12/21(Tue)21:19:39 No.343156055 But >Be Indian immigrant >Move to the UK in the 1950s with wife and kids >Little to no community or help >Get harrassed by locals on the daily >Support family by working 16+ hour shifts at the corner shop you own >It ain't much but it's a honest life > Over the years of hardships and abuse your becoming a respectable member of the community >Made relationships with those who initially hated you becoming close friends >All that hard work has paid off >Granddaughter, who is only 25% Indian, complains she a victim of racism because her northerner teacher is having trouble with her last name. >Complains to you, tell her that it's no big deal. >She calls you a racist enabler. Tfw all your hard work is becoming undone due to ungrateful privileged kids.
: Anonymous (ID: FfrIVXLL)E 9 KB JPG 10/12/21(Tue)21:19:39 No.343156055 But >Be Indian immigrant >Move to the UK in the 1950s with wife and kids >Little to no community or help >Get harrassed by locals on the daily >Support family by working 16+ hour shifts at the corner shop you own >It ain't much but it's a honest life > Over the years of hardships and abuse your becoming a respectable member of the community >Made relationships with those who initially hated you becoming close friends >All that hard work has paid off >Granddaughter, who is only 25% Indian, complains she a victim of racism because her northerner teacher is having trouble with her last name. >Complains to you, tell her that it's no big deal. >She calls you a racist enabler. Tfw all your hard work is becoming undone due to ungrateful privileged kids.

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Anon takes karate classes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 泡 (6 192 KB JPG 06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 19:54:59 No.68915513 >>68915496 (OP) # No one could tell it was you who shat their solid white gi OP? Are you really sure of that?
: Anonymous 泡 (6 192 KB JPG 06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 19:54:59 No.68915513 >>68915496 (OP) # No one could tell it was you who shat their solid white gi OP? Are you really sure of that?

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fat fucker ruins anons day (psst, fat fuck was anon) | /r/Greentext

File: obesefatfuck.jpg (40 KB, 635x395) >he tries to hop in one >he is too fat, wont fit >keeps trying anyway >fat f--- finally manages to fit >instantly goes to twinkies aisle Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri)13:36:34 No.882087383 >be me >wagie at a kroger (shiddy american grocery store for all you sad f---- out there) >see fat person "walk" in >he spots the complimentary scooters >he tries to get up, using the shelving to help >shelving breaks, whole wall starts falling >it falls >fat f--- is on his side, twinkies f------ everywhere >whole shelf just f------ decimated what a time to be alive, this fat f--- just made my day, and also ruined it fat people really dont care about themselves do they
File: obesefatfuck.jpg (40 KB, 635x395) >he tries to hop in one >he is too fat, wont fit >keeps trying anyway >fat f--- finally manages to fit >instantly goes to twinkies aisle Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri)13:36:34 No.882087383 >be me >wagie at a kroger (shiddy american grocery store for all you sad f---- out there) >see fat person "walk" in >he spots the complimentary scooters >he tries to get up, using the shelving to help >shelving breaks, whole wall starts falling >it falls >fat f--- is on his side, twinkies f------ everywhere >whole shelf just f------ decimated what a time to be alive, this fat f--- just made my day, and also ruined it fat people really dont care about themselves do they

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Anon hatches a plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >at gym >Doing barbel curls >I need to fart >I can't hold it for long, i really need to fart but the gym is crowded >*Big brain moment* >I will let out a scream then drop the barbell while farting. The sound should cover the fart. >I scream, i drop the barbell THEN i let out a huge f------ fart 124 KB PNG 06/08/22(Wed)23:15:37 No.879776524 >Everyone stares at me >Everyone heard me >My undies feel wet >Am i retarded in the head? 5 Replies View Thread
Anonymous >at gym >Doing barbel curls >I need to fart >I can't hold it for long, i really need to fart but the gym is crowded >*Big brain moment* >I will let out a scream then drop the barbell while farting. The sound should cover the fart. >I scream, i drop the barbell THEN i let out a huge f------ fart 124 KB PNG 06/08/22(Wed)23:15:37 No.879776524 >Everyone stares at me >Everyone heard me >My undies feel wet >Am i retarded in the head? 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon does not like reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! 19 Replies >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic! How did such a s--- tier forum become one of the most popular websites? View Thread
: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! 19 Replies >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic! How did such a s--- tier forum become one of the most popular websites? View Thread

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Anon's sister can't cook | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)12:39:16 No.48693227 8 KB JPG >be me, living with older sister >she's the one who's usually cooking >she's a terrible cook >I barely know how to make a sandwich so we've got no options >one day get into a fight and I tell her that her food is disgusting >"if you don't like my food then you can eat my p----" >go into my room >hottest fapping session of my life also, how do I apologize to her? She's the main source of income and the only one who does housework and laundry while I just sit at my computer all day. She could go out and f--- with Chad all day yet she'd rather provide me shelter. How could I return her favor?
: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)12:39:16 No.48693227 8 KB JPG >be me, living with older sister >she's the one who's usually cooking >she's a terrible cook >I barely know how to make a sandwich so we've got no options >one day get into a fight and I tell her that her food is disgusting >"if you don't like my food then you can eat my p----" >go into my room >hottest fapping session of my life also, how do I apologize to her? She's the main source of income and the only one who does housework and laundry while I just sit at my computer all day. She could go out and f--- with Chad all day yet she'd rather provide me shelter. How could I return her favor?

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Anon isn't and NPC | /r/Greentext

File: 1631987660896.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)01:45:40 No.882048167 >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss Surely you guys can't be doing this s--- all day
File: 1631987660896.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)01:45:40 No.882048167 >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss Surely you guys can't be doing this s--- all day

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Anon brings a gun to a knifefight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 914 KB JPG Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant
: Anonymous 914 KB JPG Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant

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Anon watches the special family guy movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)13:10:24 No.882083708 >be me, special needy boy at 18 years old >Huge fan of family guy and especially the dog Bryant >One day I'm at the movie and games store in my town >The guy at the front desk sees my family guy T shirt and jokingly tells me I should take the special family guy VHS he has behind the counter >He and his co worker were laughing when talking about it and they must've thought I understood what they meant >I ask to see it and they say "no joke, you want it?" And I accept >I put the VHS in and it turns out to be a live action family guy for some reason, Bryan dog is in a costume for some reason >Peter is muscular and pulls out his weiner for some reason >Lois takes off her shirt for some reason and they both start doing sex >I'm scared and pull out the VHS and add it to my collection of things to burn It's been years since this incident and I'll never be the same 52 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)13:10:24 No.882083708 >be me, special needy boy at 18 years old >Huge fan of family guy and especially the dog Bryant >One day I'm at the movie and games store in my town >The guy at the front desk sees my family guy T shirt and jokingly tells me I should take the special family guy VHS he has behind the counter >He and his co worker were laughing when talking about it and they must've thought I understood what they meant >I ask to see it and they say "no joke, you want it?" And I accept >I put the VHS in and it turns out to be a live action family guy for some reason, Bryan dog is in a costume for some reason >Peter is muscular and pulls out his weiner for some reason >Lois takes off her shirt for some reason and they both start doing sex >I'm scared and pull out the VHS and add it to my collection of things to burn It's been years since this incident and I'll never be the same 52 KB PNG

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Anon talks about Colorado | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8ntAr3oM) CO 07/15/22(Fri)11:57:23 No.386899585 7E2D60E2-55BF-43E4-B28C-A38A3E634006.jpg 155 KB JPG >ANON STOP ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE IN SOME SUPER CONSERVATIVE RED STATE, YOU LIVE IN COLORADO >ABORTION AND RECREATIONAL WEED ARE COMPLETELY LEGAL THERE >A GAY JEWISH PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE YOU LIVE IN
Anonymous (ID: 8ntAr3oM) CO 07/15/22(Fri)11:57:23 No.386899585 7E2D60E2-55BF-43E4-B28C-A38A3E634006.jpg 155 KB JPG >ANON STOP ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE IN SOME SUPER CONSERVATIVE RED STATE, YOU LIVE IN COLORADO >ABORTION AND RECREATIONAL WEED ARE COMPLETELY LEGAL THERE >A GAY JEWISH PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE YOU LIVE IN

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Anon saves the environment. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 228 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:52:59 No.25674722 >We want to save the environment! >but we don't want nuclear >and we are going to ignore the aviation industry >and the shipping industry >and china and india and other third world nations >and we're going to base all our charts on per capita rather than gross emissions so china doesn't look as bad as it is >and we're going to go off official CCP data that's about as trustworthy as a pitbull as a daycare teacher >and we're going to ignore b------ coming over in straight piped tacomas because climate crisis has to be the white man's burden >and we're going to advocate for forms of energy generation that rely on rare earth minerals that cause tons of pollution >and you're not allowed to mine for said minerals eventhough we've created an artificial demand by lobbying to get traditional energy generation priced out of the market >and we're going to fund programs like cash for clunkers that caused more waste to be generated than anything >and we're going to advocate for electric cars rather than hydrogen fuel cells or natural gas internal combustion or biodiesel so the entire car becomes e-waste after 10 years ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!
: Anonymous 228 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:52:59 No.25674722 >We want to save the environment! >but we don't want nuclear >and we are going to ignore the aviation industry >and the shipping industry >and china and india and other third world nations >and we're going to base all our charts on per capita rather than gross emissions so china doesn't look as bad as it is >and we're going to go off official CCP data that's about as trustworthy as a pitbull as a daycare teacher >and we're going to ignore b------ coming over in straight piped tacomas because climate crisis has to be the white man's burden >and we're going to advocate for forms of energy generation that rely on rare earth minerals that cause tons of pollution >and you're not allowed to mine for said minerals eventhough we've created an artificial demand by lobbying to get traditional energy generation priced out of the market >and we're going to fund programs like cash for clunkers that caused more waste to be generated than anything >and we're going to advocate for electric cars rather than hydrogen fuel cells or natural gas internal combustion or biodiesel so the entire car becomes e-waste after 10 years ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!

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Anon isn’t fond of the bird app | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG >Capitalism bad >Hellworld >Y'all >Discourse >Minors >Hot take >Cold take >Bad take >Good take 07/14/22(Thu)18:27:42 No.69412286 >Randomly inserts "Donald Trump's presidency" or "Brexit" inbetween bigger events like the Great Depression, 9/11, and World War 2 >Ghouls >Mayos >The straights >Calling centrist boomers "Nazis" >White people suck >Neoliberalism bad >I think about that a lot >Terminally-online >so yeah but like not really you know adfodgjsvfs??? >Brainworms >Sir this is a Wendy's >You spoke that many words and none of them meant something 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 10 KB JPG >Capitalism bad >Hellworld >Y'all >Discourse >Minors >Hot take >Cold take >Bad take >Good take 07/14/22(Thu)18:27:42 No.69412286 >Randomly inserts "Donald Trump's presidency" or "Brexit" inbetween bigger events like the Great Depression, 9/11, and World War 2 >Ghouls >Mayos >The straights >Calling centrist boomers "Nazis" >White people suck >Neoliberalism bad >I think about that a lot >Terminally-online >so yeah but like not really you know adfodgjsvfs??? >Brainworms >Sir this is a Wendy's >You spoke that many words and none of them meant something 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon takes his meds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB PNG 03/25/18(Sun)10:25:21 No.763744016 >be me >28, live with wife >wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon and eggs >walk downstairs to greet my wife in the kitchen >she smiles at me >happiness >go over to medicine cabinet >hear my beautiful wife humming in the background >take my meds >2mg risperdal >turn to wife >she's gone >start cooking bacon and eggs
Anonymous 65 KB PNG 03/25/18(Sun)10:25:21 No.763744016 >be me >28, live with wife >wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon and eggs >walk downstairs to greet my wife in the kitchen >she smiles at me >happiness >go over to medicine cabinet >hear my beautiful wife humming in the background >take my meds >2mg risperdal >turn to wife >she's gone >start cooking bacon and eggs

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anon is a shitty story teller | /r/Greentext

File: ghussy.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) >ghost sex >ghost p---- cold >my d--- has frostbite >go to er >still see ghosts >so many >s--- myself >pass out >dont see ghosts >doctor asks what i did to my d--- >say ghosts >get sent to psych >mental illness Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)06:09:26 No.882069215 >me be >horny >know i have a female ghost in my house >f--- it >summon it >im stuck in here with you f------ now f--- u random anon who told me ghosts have p--- p---
File: ghussy.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) >ghost sex >ghost p---- cold >my d--- has frostbite >go to er >still see ghosts >so many >s--- myself >pass out >dont see ghosts >doctor asks what i did to my d--- >say ghosts >get sent to psych >mental illness Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)06:09:26 No.882069215 >me be >horny >know i have a female ghost in my house >f--- it >summon it >im stuck in here with you f------ now f--- u random anon who told me ghosts have p--- p---

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRWOh) ◄◄◄ 10/02/21 (Sat) 22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 >>341853162 (OP) # What the f--- 10/02/21 (Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #
: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRWOh) ◄◄◄ 10/02/21 (Sat) 22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 >>341853162 (OP) # What the f--- 10/02/21 (Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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Anon discovers the origin of pcmasterrace | /r/Greentext

www.FunnyPica.com Anonymous (ID: XjTrghhk) 03/09/14(Sun)18:57:27 No.536424319 Replies: >>536404991 >the birth of steam
www.FunnyPica.com Anonymous (ID: XjTrghhk) 03/09/14(Sun)18:57:27 No.536424319 Replies: >>536404991 >the birth of steam

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Anon gets trolled by the economy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 reality:
Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 reality:

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The boy's not right | /r/Greentext

07/15/22(Fri)09:13:35 No.69420015 >took the femboy pill >found my femboy on grindr >he wants attentions, gifts, wants to eat out, go to cinemas, travel >blocks me for 2 days because I didn't text him >doesn't cook for me, or play vidya with me I took the femboy pill and still have to deal with a woman. I demand refund. : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)09:27:46 No.69420135 : Anonymous >>69420015 (OP) # So basically you went prisongay
07/15/22(Fri)09:13:35 No.69420015 >took the femboy pill >found my femboy on grindr >he wants attentions, gifts, wants to eat out, go to cinemas, travel >blocks me for 2 days because I didn't text him >doesn't cook for me, or play vidya with me I took the femboy pill and still have to deal with a woman. I demand refund. : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)09:27:46 No.69420135 : Anonymous >>69420015 (OP) # So basically you went prisongay

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Anon likes the thrill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GLORY HOLE Coming Soon!! 122 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)08:44:10 No.882068412 >Be me >Never had a bj >Always dreaming about them >Going to try a gloryhole today >Don't care it might be a dude >The mystery adds to it >Wish me luck anons 07/15/22(Fri)08:45:17 No.882068453 Anonymous >>882068412 (OP) It's not that it might be a dude. It WILL be a dude.
Anonymous GLORY HOLE Coming Soon!! 122 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)08:44:10 No.882068412 >Be me >Never had a bj >Always dreaming about them >Going to try a gloryhole today >Don't care it might be a dude >The mystery adds to it >Wish me luck anons 07/15/22(Fri)08:45:17 No.882068453 Anonymous >>882068412 (OP) It's not that it might be a dude. It WILL be a dude.

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Anon has a cuckolding dog fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cuckolding Dog Fetish I've been addicted for m----------- for over 3 years now. As a result of this, my fetishes have been progressively getting worse as time went on. First it was butt stuff, then it gradually progressed into a cuckolding fetish, and now it's progressed into a cuckolding dog fetish. My obsession with Forward Facial Growth has led me into idealizing the facial structure of dogs, so much so that I cannot masturbate without imagining that my girlfriend is getting impregnated by a black pitbull. How do i cope with this reality? 30 KB JPG 2 Replies 07/01/22(Fri)09:39:53 No.69246507 Anonymous View Thread Anonymous >>69246507 (OP) # The answer to all your questions is BBC 07/01/22(Fri)10:49:19 No.69246919 07/01/22(Fri)11:47:17 No.69247284 >stop fapping >see a therapist or an exorcist at this point
Anonymous Cuckolding Dog Fetish I've been addicted for m----------- for over 3 years now. As a result of this, my fetishes have been progressively getting worse as time went on. First it was butt stuff, then it gradually progressed into a cuckolding fetish, and now it's progressed into a cuckolding dog fetish. My obsession with Forward Facial Growth has led me into idealizing the facial structure of dogs, so much so that I cannot masturbate without imagining that my girlfriend is getting impregnated by a black pitbull. How do i cope with this reality? 30 KB JPG 2 Replies 07/01/22(Fri)09:39:53 No.69246507 Anonymous View Thread Anonymous >>69246507 (OP) # The answer to all your questions is BBC 07/01/22(Fri)10:49:19 No.69246919 07/01/22(Fri)11:47:17 No.69247284 >stop fapping >see a therapist or an exorcist at this point

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