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No.45312617 46 minutes ago b49.gif GIF 1.1 MiB 680x680 >be me >back when i was 14 >playing a no save playthrough of Gauntlet 7 Sorrows >enter bossfight >game freezes >been playing 8 hours >punch Screen >sliceup hands on broken glass >regret what ive done >begin scream,ing >freakout.png >reach into hamster cage next to me >take bite out of hamster
No.45312617 46 minutes ago b49.gif GIF 1.1 MiB 680x680 >be me >back when i was 14 >playing a no save playthrough of Gauntlet 7 Sorrows >enter bossfight >game freezes >been playing 8 hours >punch Screen >sliceup hands on broken glass >regret what ive done >begin scream,ing >freakout.png >reach into hamster cage next to me >take bite out of hamster

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Mirror needs checking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Snow White (2025) 03/10/25(Mon) 11:56:45 No.209265755 IMG_20250310_115253.jpg 649 KB JPG >Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Anonymous >>209265755 (OP) # 03/10/25(Mon) 11:58:09 No.209265763 maybe they're going for the Indian female market >omg she's brown like me
: Anonymous Snow White (2025) 03/10/25(Mon) 11:56:45 No.209265755 IMG_20250310_115253.jpg 649 KB JPG >Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Anonymous >>209265755 (OP) # 03/10/25(Mon) 11:58:09 No.209265763 maybe they're going for the Indian female market >omg she's brown like me

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Anon witnesses the power of Allah | /r/Greentext

5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face
5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face

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anon poses a question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)14:10:10 No.76817040 Walmart.com 3 Great Wa 101 Reload qht1mbucv8131[1].jpg 45 KB JPG Reload Reload u Walmart >at walmart >while looking at something you feel something brush against your arm >you turn your head and see that it was one of picrel's lard- filled asscheeks wwyd?
Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)14:10:10 No.76817040 Walmart.com 3 Great Wa 101 Reload qht1mbucv8131[1].jpg 45 KB JPG Reload Reload u Walmart >at walmart >while looking at something you feel something brush against your arm >you turn your head and see that it was one of picrel's lard- filled asscheeks wwyd?

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Gym experiance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros

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Bad acting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB JPG >>155150284 # 08/19/21(Thu)00:42:26 No.155150120 >Pause movie >can see the actors chests slightly going up and down as they pretend to be motionless
Anonymous 22 KB JPG >>155150284 # 08/19/21(Thu)00:42:26 No.155150120 >Pause movie >can see the actors chests slightly going up and down as they pretend to be motionless

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Anon asks a question. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Are my standards too high? 03/11/25(Tue)11:13:19 No.80592802 254 KB PNG Are my standards too high? >Be cisgender female (nonbinary afab are allowed >non vegan >non promiscuous (Even being a former one is not permitted) >no alcohol/drugs/smoking >age difference is 3 years. anything higher will make it hard to relate >Share my interests in Anime, Geek culture, Games or lego. (At least some of them) >Virgin (I am a virgin myself) >Knows English (No hablo ningun otro idioma) >Piercings and tattoos are allowed (So long as they aren't mega big drawings of random s---) >Weight should be at the healthy level >I don't care about fashion so they can wear anything. >I don't care about them having male friends. In fact | support this. I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. >They should be okay with my lack of social media presence (I don't like to doomscroll) >I don't want a trad relationship. Both of us have to work to raise money. We take turns to clean house >Astrology is forbidden >Atheist (This one because I am an atheist and it would be hard to relate if we have opposing views on life) >Politically centrist (I believe in balance and choosing one side over the other to be cringe 99% of the time) Is this too much to ask for anons?
Anonymous Are my standards too high? 03/11/25(Tue)11:13:19 No.80592802 254 KB PNG Are my standards too high? >Be cisgender female (nonbinary afab are allowed >non vegan >non promiscuous (Even being a former one is not permitted) >no alcohol/drugs/smoking >age difference is 3 years. anything higher will make it hard to relate >Share my interests in Anime, Geek culture, Games or lego. (At least some of them) >Virgin (I am a virgin myself) >Knows English (No hablo ningun otro idioma) >Piercings and tattoos are allowed (So long as they aren't mega big drawings of random s---) >Weight should be at the healthy level >I don't care about fashion so they can wear anything. >I don't care about them having male friends. In fact | support this. I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. >They should be okay with my lack of social media presence (I don't like to doomscroll) >I don't want a trad relationship. Both of us have to work to raise money. We take turns to clean house >Astrology is forbidden >Atheist (This one because I am an atheist and it would be hard to relate if we have opposing views on life) >Politically centrist (I believe in balance and choosing one side over the other to be cringe 99% of the time) Is this too much to ask for anons?

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Anon tells of his encounter with Russian Women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3.57 MB WEBM 03/11/25(Tue)12:34:09 No.80593210 >be me >on vacation in Turkey >hotel full of Russians >russian women proof all the memes of them >mostly pretty >big chunk of them with giant wobbly t--- >always loud everywhere they go >a lot of them play Russian music on boxes and often have some clothing article with a Russian flag on them >turn into turbowhores when drunk looking for any foreign d--- What is Putin feeding them? I have never seen so many big titted horny women like that week. Is a trip to Russia worth it?
Anonymous 3.57 MB WEBM 03/11/25(Tue)12:34:09 No.80593210 >be me >on vacation in Turkey >hotel full of Russians >russian women proof all the memes of them >mostly pretty >big chunk of them with giant wobbly t--- >always loud everywhere they go >a lot of them play Russian music on boxes and often have some clothing article with a Russian flag on them >turn into turbowhores when drunk looking for any foreign d--- What is Putin feeding them? I have never seen so many big titted horny women like that week. Is a trip to Russia worth it?

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Anon has a spooky dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous just had a nightmare straight (...) 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 CBR 94 KB JPG hoard >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf
Anonymous just had a nightmare straight (...) 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 CBR 94 KB JPG hoard >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf

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Bravo Birkman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?
Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?

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Anons living the dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay
Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay

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They Don’t Lurk Like That | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 201 KB PNG 03/10/25(Mon)16:22:26 No.932301672 >If you would just sit down and ban 'em instead of suggesting us a friggin filter, yo. >There's newfags in here who don't lurk like that. >They want to lurk from epic bread to bread. >You're just getting mad because I'm pointing out the obvious. >No, I'm not wasting your time. >I'm telling you what you need to do. >You want newfags to get excited to make original content? >You gotta come in here and facilitate it! >You want an Anon to change and start posting high quality kino? >You gotta touch his friggin heart. >You can't expect an Anon to change if all you just do is nothing. >You gotta take your duty serious. >This is the future culture of this website. >And when you go into IRC like you did last time and a statement about... >"Oh, just filter low quality posts and whatever you don't like." >Indeed you can... >But this my imageboard's future and my online livelihood. >I'm not sperging but simply making an observation. >And now I will take my 3-day vacation. >You're welcome. >And if you would like... >I'll teach you a little more so you can actually learn how to moderate a friggin imageboard! >Because since I got here... >I've been doing nothing but filtering posts. >So don't try and take creditability for moderating jack!
Anonymous 201 KB PNG 03/10/25(Mon)16:22:26 No.932301672 >If you would just sit down and ban 'em instead of suggesting us a friggin filter, yo. >There's newfags in here who don't lurk like that. >They want to lurk from epic bread to bread. >You're just getting mad because I'm pointing out the obvious. >No, I'm not wasting your time. >I'm telling you what you need to do. >You want newfags to get excited to make original content? >You gotta come in here and facilitate it! >You want an Anon to change and start posting high quality kino? >You gotta touch his friggin heart. >You can't expect an Anon to change if all you just do is nothing. >You gotta take your duty serious. >This is the future culture of this website. >And when you go into IRC like you did last time and a statement about... >"Oh, just filter low quality posts and whatever you don't like." >Indeed you can... >But this my imageboard's future and my online livelihood. >I'm not sperging but simply making an observation. >And now I will take my 3-day vacation. >You're welcome. >And if you would like... >I'll teach you a little more so you can actually learn how to moderate a friggin imageboard! >Because since I got here... >I've been doing nothing but filtering posts. >So don't try and take creditability for moderating jack!

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'Nothing ever happens' | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?
Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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Anon meets the king | /r/Greentext

58 KB PNG >be me >see a ad for a mayonnaise enthusiast fan club >laugh at how retarded it is >decide to join because its funny >dont even like mayo >week later, show up for the first meeting >its a bunch of dudes sitting around a table with one guy sitting in a kings chair >he wears a crown and a badge that says "mayo king" >take a seat, thinking its gonna be a joke >they start interrogating me about mayo >history of mayo >mayo brands >mayo-making techniques >idk s--- about mayo >they sense somethings off >they start arguing wether i should be allowed in >one yells "HE PROBALY LIKES KETCHUP!" >another yells "WE NEED TO BE INCLUSIVE TO OUTSIDERS" >things escalate quickly >"mayo kings" stands up >"I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ANON IS A KETCHUPFUCKER AND MUST BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY!" >the whole group starts attacking me >they beat the absolute f--- out of me >spend a week in the hospital >police dont believe me >they think im insane
58 KB PNG >be me >see a ad for a mayonnaise enthusiast fan club >laugh at how retarded it is >decide to join because its funny >dont even like mayo >week later, show up for the first meeting >its a bunch of dudes sitting around a table with one guy sitting in a kings chair >he wears a crown and a badge that says "mayo king" >take a seat, thinking its gonna be a joke >they start interrogating me about mayo >history of mayo >mayo brands >mayo-making techniques >idk s--- about mayo >they sense somethings off >they start arguing wether i should be allowed in >one yells "HE PROBALY LIKES KETCHUP!" >another yells "WE NEED TO BE INCLUSIVE TO OUTSIDERS" >things escalate quickly >"mayo kings" stands up >"I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ANON IS A KETCHUPFUCKER AND MUST BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY!" >the whole group starts attacking me >they beat the absolute f--- out of me >spend a week in the hospital >police dont believe me >they think im insane

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Anon DESPERATELY wants to like trains | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.
File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.

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Is there even a way to make it longer? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/25(Sun)20:05:19 No.932252129 >3 inches 308 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/09/25(Sun)20:05:19 No.932252129 >3 inches 308 KB JPG

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