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Anonymous (ID: OC/f30ng) 01/01/25 (Wed)10:35:40 No.492973991 XHAMSTER You must be 18+ to access xHamster In order to comply with Florida law, we have implemented a procedure to verify the age of users accessing our website from Florida. I consent to the collection and processing of my biometric data, photo and ID (if applicable) for the sole purpose of confirming my legal age Start age verification By clicking "Start age verification", you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy policy. Prepare a device with a camera to start age estimation Verification is carried out by a 3rd party service provider This process is highly secure and takes less than 1 minute Read more about how to protect your minors I have already verified my age on xHamster Login Untitled.jpg 77 KB JPG RTA RESTRICTED TO ADULTS >want to j------- >have to take a picture of your face next to your drivers license to verify your age OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
Anonymous (ID: OC/f30ng) 01/01/25 (Wed)10:35:40 No.492973991 XHAMSTER You must be 18+ to access xHamster In order to comply with Florida law, we have implemented a procedure to verify the age of users accessing our website from Florida. I consent to the collection and processing of my biometric data, photo and ID (if applicable) for the sole purpose of confirming my legal age Start age verification By clicking "Start age verification", you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy policy. Prepare a device with a camera to start age estimation Verification is carried out by a 3rd party service provider This process is highly secure and takes less than 1 minute Read more about how to protect your minors I have already verified my age on xHamster Login Untitled.jpg 77 KB JPG RTA RESTRICTED TO ADULTS >want to j------- >have to take a picture of your face next to your drivers license to verify your age OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

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☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:04:07 No.207513759 >>207513888 File: Harry Potter and the Slag (...).png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080) Be honest anons when you first saw an old guy with a big beard and a pointy hat turn off lamps while waiting for a really big guy with a beard fly out of the sky on a motorcycle holding a baby boy, did you think it would end like this? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:10:10 No.207513888 >>207513927 >>207514123 >>207514510 >>207514528 >>207513759 >Albus Severus Mcgonagall Fluffy Flitwick Dobby Buckbeak Potter. You are named after the greatest men, woman, dog, dwarf, elf, and freak mutant animal to ever live. Remember to pack your bags, stretch your legs, and be a good friend to everyone you meet. But if you go to Slytherin I will disown you. Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:41:23 No.207514516 >>207515269 File: chudledore.png (833 KB, 1334x750) AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE Magic >HARRY, NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT NEGRESS! ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)15:19:34 No.207515269 >>207514516 >It's too bad, Harry, that jungle bitch did look quite enticing. I'll have a taste later in your stead, don't worry. *winks calmly* ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:38:11 No.207516652 Uhm... two points to Slytherin? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:39:31 No.207516675 >>207504653 (OP) >I AM A TRANS HATTING BIGOT HARRRY
☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:04:07 No.207513759 >>207513888 File: Harry Potter and the Slag (...).png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080) Be honest anons when you first saw an old guy with a big beard and a pointy hat turn off lamps while waiting for a really big guy with a beard fly out of the sky on a motorcycle holding a baby boy, did you think it would end like this? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:10:10 No.207513888 >>207513927 >>207514123 >>207514510 >>207514528 >>207513759 >Albus Severus Mcgonagall Fluffy Flitwick Dobby Buckbeak Potter. You are named after the greatest men, woman, dog, dwarf, elf, and freak mutant animal to ever live. Remember to pack your bags, stretch your legs, and be a good friend to everyone you meet. But if you go to Slytherin I will disown you. Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:41:23 No.207514516 >>207515269 File: chudledore.png (833 KB, 1334x750) AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE Magic >HARRY, NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT NEGRESS! ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)15:19:34 No.207515269 >>207514516 >It's too bad, Harry, that jungle bitch did look quite enticing. I'll have a taste later in your stead, don't worry. *winks calmly* ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:38:11 No.207516652 Uhm... two points to Slytherin? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:39:31 No.207516675 >>207504653 (OP) >I AM A TRANS HATTING BIGOT HARRRY

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Anonymous 330° 9'11" 322 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women
Anonymous 330° 9'11" 322 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women

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Anon celebrates new year | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:03:11 No.79909399 maybe i'll order a pizza and take it easy 335 KB PNG Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:08:36 No.79909430 don't relax too much, you know what happens when you're too relaxed >>79909500 # : Anonymous >>79909399 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)14:21:44 No.79909489 same princess! i ordered tendies instead though >>79909500 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:23:23 No. 79909500 >>79909430 # what's gonna happen? >>79909489 # what sauce did u get? 124 KB JPG >>79909513 # : Anonymous 2.27 MB JPG 12/31/24(Tue)14:25:55 No.79909513 >>79909500 # sriracha mayo but it was extra :c so ill just mainly use ketchup and mayo what pizza did you get? >>79909712 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:27:33 No.79909518 I ordered some nuggies from MOS Burger. They were pretty good. I'm not sure what to do for New Years. I'll probably just watch a livestream of the fireworks. I think it's already too late to go in person and I don't really want to go alone. I wonder how many times this thread can celebrate it. 668 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:03:11 No.79909399 maybe i'll order a pizza and take it easy 335 KB PNG Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:08:36 No.79909430 don't relax too much, you know what happens when you're too relaxed >>79909500 # : Anonymous >>79909399 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)14:21:44 No.79909489 same princess! i ordered tendies instead though >>79909500 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:23:23 No. 79909500 >>79909430 # what's gonna happen? >>79909489 # what sauce did u get? 124 KB JPG >>79909513 # : Anonymous 2.27 MB JPG 12/31/24(Tue)14:25:55 No.79909513 >>79909500 # sriracha mayo but it was extra :c so ill just mainly use ketchup and mayo what pizza did you get? >>79909712 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:27:33 No.79909518 I ordered some nuggies from MOS Burger. They were pretty good. I'm not sure what to do for New Years. I'll probably just watch a livestream of the fireworks. I think it's already too late to go in person and I don't really want to go alone. I wonder how many times this thread can celebrate it. 668 KB JPG

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TMA624a9 Worlds richest man is a lulcow Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:52:36 No.492914791 Kekius Maximus X @elonmusk Q Follow Joined June 2009 909 Following 209.9M Followers 185 Subscriptions Followed by Richard Hanania, Alexander lulianus, and 3 others you follow Screenshot_20241231-135209.png 378 KB PNG Lmao Are we in hell? Anonymous (ID: E2xjRpWI) >>492914791 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)19:54:16 No.492914906 Elon is such a f------ retard lol
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TMA624a9 Worlds richest man is a lulcow Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:52:36 No.492914791 Kekius Maximus X @elonmusk Q Follow Joined June 2009 909 Following 209.9M Followers 185 Subscriptions Followed by Richard Hanania, Alexander lulianus, and 3 others you follow Screenshot_20241231-135209.png 378 KB PNG Lmao Are we in hell? Anonymous (ID: E2xjRpWI) >>492914791 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)19:54:16 No.492914906 Elon is such a f------ retard lol

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Adam and Evil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me >foreveralone.jpg >23, never been kissed 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >spend my days browsing /v/ and playing vidya >decide to try the 'real world' thing >download tinder, use a photo where I'm actually smiling >somehow, get a match >she's cute, into nerdy stuff, just like me >we start talking, actually have good conversations >mfw I might actually get a gf >we go on a few dates, things are going great >she actually laughs at my terrible jokes >get to the 'defining the relationship' talk >she says yes to being my gf >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally, I'm not a virgin wizard anymore >things are great for a few months >we binge watch anime, play boardgames, the whole works >suddenly, she starts acting distant >barely answers my texts >make excuses not to hang out >eventually, she texts me 'we need to talk' >ohgodno.gif >she breaks up with me >says she feels like we're 'not compatible anymore' >classic >back to foreveralone.jpg >tfw I tasted the forbidden fruit and got kicked back to the garden >at least I have my vidya >back to /v/ I go >life is pain
: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me >foreveralone.jpg >23, never been kissed 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >spend my days browsing /v/ and playing vidya >decide to try the 'real world' thing >download tinder, use a photo where I'm actually smiling >somehow, get a match >she's cute, into nerdy stuff, just like me >we start talking, actually have good conversations >mfw I might actually get a gf >we go on a few dates, things are going great >she actually laughs at my terrible jokes >get to the 'defining the relationship' talk >she says yes to being my gf >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally, I'm not a virgin wizard anymore >things are great for a few months >we binge watch anime, play boardgames, the whole works >suddenly, she starts acting distant >barely answers my texts >make excuses not to hang out >eventually, she texts me 'we need to talk' >ohgodno.gif >she breaks up with me >says she feels like we're 'not compatible anymore' >classic >back to foreveralone.jpg >tfw I tasted the forbidden fruit and got kicked back to the garden >at least I have my vidya >back to /v/ I go >life is pain

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Anon discusses body positivity from a historical perspective | /r/Greentext

// 232 KB JPG >Fat people hardly existed for 99.9% of human history >Was born right when fat people became commonplace How is this fair? My ancestors f----- skinny bitches by default while 2/3 of women in my country are now overweight or obese.
// 232 KB JPG >Fat people hardly existed for 99.9% of human history >Was born right when fat people became commonplace How is this fair? My ancestors f----- skinny bitches by default while 2/3 of women in my country are now overweight or obese.

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD 02/03/24(Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 PINDIA CHALLENGE HARYANA New Delhi ETS facul UTTAR PRADESH RAJASTHAN Jaipur जयपुर Lucknow लखनऊ MADHYA PRADESH GUJARAT Ahmedabad 34461918 India CHHATT Surat સુરત MAHARASHTRA Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ TELANGANA GOA ANDHRA PRADESH KARNATAKA Bengaluru Bandook Kochi കൊച്ചി KERALA TAMIL NADU Google Thiruvananthapuram Chennai சென்ை Nepal Kathmandu TO HIST BIHAR Patna पटना SIKKIM B Band Dha GAL তার olkata লকাতা Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results
⠀ Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD 02/03/24(Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 PINDIA CHALLENGE HARYANA New Delhi ETS facul UTTAR PRADESH RAJASTHAN Jaipur जयपुर Lucknow लखनऊ MADHYA PRADESH GUJARAT Ahmedabad 34461918 India CHHATT Surat સુરત MAHARASHTRA Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ TELANGANA GOA ANDHRA PRADESH KARNATAKA Bengaluru Bandook Kochi കൊച്ചി KERALA TAMIL NADU Google Thiruvananthapuram Chennai சென்ை Nepal Kathmandu TO HIST BIHAR Patna पटना SIKKIM B Band Dha GAL তার olkata লকাতা Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results

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Anon dient shower for 10 months | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6xZOA/Vb 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 202 KB JPG I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing-in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?
Anonymous (ID: 6xZOA/Vb 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 202 KB JPG I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing-in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

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Anon hates the depoliticization of political entertainment | /r/Greentext

...A PAST THAT STARTED BEFORE THE FALL... ...IN A WORLD WHERE COMMODITY AND GREED RULED... ABOTY Stop the WASTE ...AND ALL WAS POWERED BY THE BLACK FUEL. WHERE INDUSTRY CHATTERED AND CHURNED TO PRODUCE BAUBLES TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES... ...SPILLING ITS WASTES INTO THE WATERS AND THE SKY, POISONING THE WORLD AS THOUGH THERE WAS NO LIMIT. FINALLY, THE PEOPLE AWOKE FROM THEIR COMPLACENCY, SA REALIZED THEIR PERIL... THE E ...BUT THEIR CALLS FOR ACTION WERE MET WITH FORCE, DIRECTED BY THOSE WHO HELD ONTO POWER. BUT IT WAS ALL TOO LATE. THE WORLD WENT BEYOND THE TIPPING POINT. THE STREETS WERE FILLED WITH FIRE AND BLOOD. ANARCHY REIGNED BUT THE RESOURCES WERE LIMITED. THE BLACK FUEL RAN LOW. THE LAND TURNED SOUR. EVEN PRECIOUS WATER BECAME SCARCE. GANGS AND MILITIAS TOOK CONTROL, WHILE THE CITIZENS HID UNDER THEIR BEOS. WARS WERE FOUGHT TO CONTROL THE LITTLE THAT REMAINED. Stop depoliticizing political entertainment Anonymous (ID: VS7ICBIG >Case in point: Mad Max >Extrapolation of the 1970s oil shocks 10 years into the future 12/31/24(Tue)11:37:17 No.492883091 ► >The biggest oil fields in the Middle East are set ablaze, oil prices skyrocket; further oil wars ensue. >The Earth gets polluted; even drinking water and food become scarce. >Further resource wars ensue >World leaders nuke themselves out of envy >Society and modern industrial civilization f------ collapse as a result. >Post apocalyptic wasteland is filled with scavengers >The world is on the exact path. Capitalism exploits people, spark instabilitys to get its way, kills the planet and itself. >Critique of capitalist greed, resource depletion, environmental destruction, and imperialism. >Ppl get angry when direct political messages are put in >Case in point: Fallout >Corporations tinkering with nuclear weapons and bunkers. >Vault-Tec experimenting with humans in a cruel way >Corporations destroying peace negotiations and starting a nuclear war to sell more bunkers >A literal allegory and critique to how corporations, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry is driving us into collapse and apocalypse and a critique of nuclear proliferation. >Ppl get angry when you point it out. >Case in point: Over the Hedge >Group of animals wakes up surrounded by car centric suburban sprawl. >RJ offers them to steal food and other stuff from people to pay off a debt he owes to a bear, on the premise of luxury. >Plan backfires and everyone except RJ get in the hands of the Verminator called by a HOA Karen. >Critique of suburban sprawl, environmental destruction, consumerism and mass motorization. >People get angry because "it's just a kids movie" >Case in point: the Simpsons >A satire of the American society and capitalism; left wing >Lots of episodes, especially the older ones, are very left wing. >People get angry when you point it out because "hehe, funny".
...A PAST THAT STARTED BEFORE THE FALL... ...IN A WORLD WHERE COMMODITY AND GREED RULED... ABOTY Stop the WASTE ...AND ALL WAS POWERED BY THE BLACK FUEL. WHERE INDUSTRY CHATTERED AND CHURNED TO PRODUCE BAUBLES TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES... ...SPILLING ITS WASTES INTO THE WATERS AND THE SKY, POISONING THE WORLD AS THOUGH THERE WAS NO LIMIT. FINALLY, THE PEOPLE AWOKE FROM THEIR COMPLACENCY, SA REALIZED THEIR PERIL... THE E ...BUT THEIR CALLS FOR ACTION WERE MET WITH FORCE, DIRECTED BY THOSE WHO HELD ONTO POWER. BUT IT WAS ALL TOO LATE. THE WORLD WENT BEYOND THE TIPPING POINT. THE STREETS WERE FILLED WITH FIRE AND BLOOD. ANARCHY REIGNED BUT THE RESOURCES WERE LIMITED. THE BLACK FUEL RAN LOW. THE LAND TURNED SOUR. EVEN PRECIOUS WATER BECAME SCARCE. GANGS AND MILITIAS TOOK CONTROL, WHILE THE CITIZENS HID UNDER THEIR BEOS. WARS WERE FOUGHT TO CONTROL THE LITTLE THAT REMAINED. Stop depoliticizing political entertainment Anonymous (ID: VS7ICBIG >Case in point: Mad Max >Extrapolation of the 1970s oil shocks 10 years into the future 12/31/24(Tue)11:37:17 No.492883091 ► >The biggest oil fields in the Middle East are set ablaze, oil prices skyrocket; further oil wars ensue. >The Earth gets polluted; even drinking water and food become scarce. >Further resource wars ensue >World leaders nuke themselves out of envy >Society and modern industrial civilization f------ collapse as a result. >Post apocalyptic wasteland is filled with scavengers >The world is on the exact path. Capitalism exploits people, spark instabilitys to get its way, kills the planet and itself. >Critique of capitalist greed, resource depletion, environmental destruction, and imperialism. >Ppl get angry when direct political messages are put in >Case in point: Fallout >Corporations tinkering with nuclear weapons and bunkers. >Vault-Tec experimenting with humans in a cruel way >Corporations destroying peace negotiations and starting a nuclear war to sell more bunkers >A literal allegory and critique to how corporations, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry is driving us into collapse and apocalypse and a critique of nuclear proliferation. >Ppl get angry when you point it out. >Case in point: Over the Hedge >Group of animals wakes up surrounded by car centric suburban sprawl. >RJ offers them to steal food and other stuff from people to pay off a debt he owes to a bear, on the premise of luxury. >Plan backfires and everyone except RJ get in the hands of the Verminator called by a HOA Karen. >Critique of suburban sprawl, environmental destruction, consumerism and mass motorization. >People get angry because "it's just a kids movie" >Case in point: the Simpsons >A satire of the American society and capitalism; left wing >Lots of episodes, especially the older ones, are very left wing. >People get angry when you point it out because "hehe, funny".

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Femanon mogs Chad. | /r/Greentext

WHAM AAAA AAAA AAAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAA MAAA 118 KB JPG >be me >femanon >6'10, 350ish lbs >six foot ten. you read that right >used to think people never wanted me because im a f------ giant >never dated cuz of it >work at pizza place delivering s--- >people expect the quiet woman answering their calls to be 5'0 with A-cups and glasses >sometimes get funny reactions at the door >have to deliver to a richer neighborhood >4 party pizzas, 2 party size garlic fingers, on and on. easily enough food for 30 people. expensive as f--- >tips are usually 10-15% of order, optional of course >get to the house and a beefy guy opens the door >this 6' manlet has to look up to me >stares in silence for a few seconds >the party inside stops >people are literally seeing this once-chad being dwarfed by me >feel the urge to make a joke >say, "lots of food for a tiny man" >the people inside laugh a bit, get back to party. tall girl shock is over >door guy hasn't said a word >he shakes a bit and turns red >his knees almost buckle, and he leans on the doorframe some >ask if he's okay, he mumbles something and shuffles off >someone else comes out and pays >"yeah I dunno what's wrong with him, he looked like he p----- his pants. this is from him tho" >$50 tip >it was a $150 order >holy f--- >thank the guy a bunch and leave >didn't realize what happened until I got home >find out that night that some people are really, really into big girls >mfw 19 Replies/8 Images View Thread
WHAM AAAA AAAA AAAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAA MAAA 118 KB JPG >be me >femanon >6'10, 350ish lbs >six foot ten. you read that right >used to think people never wanted me because im a f------ giant >never dated cuz of it >work at pizza place delivering s--- >people expect the quiet woman answering their calls to be 5'0 with A-cups and glasses >sometimes get funny reactions at the door >have to deliver to a richer neighborhood >4 party pizzas, 2 party size garlic fingers, on and on. easily enough food for 30 people. expensive as f--- >tips are usually 10-15% of order, optional of course >get to the house and a beefy guy opens the door >this 6' manlet has to look up to me >stares in silence for a few seconds >the party inside stops >people are literally seeing this once-chad being dwarfed by me >feel the urge to make a joke >say, "lots of food for a tiny man" >the people inside laugh a bit, get back to party. tall girl shock is over >door guy hasn't said a word >he shakes a bit and turns red >his knees almost buckle, and he leans on the doorframe some >ask if he's okay, he mumbles something and shuffles off >someone else comes out and pays >"yeah I dunno what's wrong with him, he looked like he p----- his pants. this is from him tho" >$50 tip >it was a $150 order >holy f--- >thank the guy a bunch and leave >didn't realize what happened until I got home >find out that night that some people are really, really into big girls >mfw 19 Replies/8 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 497 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)12:59:16 No.909725894 >terrified >be me, 5"5 slightly autistic with a stable warehouse job >somehow lands a beautiful woman, together for last 7 years, married for last 2 of those years >get a house, try for kiddo. Trying is fun, the success is almost unbelievable >perfect pregnancy. I don't really do s---, she handles everything like a champ. >have our last doctors appointment before due date. Doc doesn't let us leave due to her high blood pressure. >decide to induce her today. She's in a f--- ton of pain. Even with epidural. I'm proud of her though but I feel useless. >have the baby. It's a girl. >ohfuck.jpg she's actually pretty cute even if covered in a lot of blood >a ton of blood. Totally normal right >doctors scramble. Not normal. They prep her for OR and emergency surgery. Losing a lot of blood. >no real update for the last couple hours. Feed baby. Baby is happy >I'm f------ terrified Pic unrelated. How are you doing /b/ros?
Anonymous 497 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)12:59:16 No.909725894 >terrified >be me, 5"5 slightly autistic with a stable warehouse job >somehow lands a beautiful woman, together for last 7 years, married for last 2 of those years >get a house, try for kiddo. Trying is fun, the success is almost unbelievable >perfect pregnancy. I don't really do s---, she handles everything like a champ. >have our last doctors appointment before due date. Doc doesn't let us leave due to her high blood pressure. >decide to induce her today. She's in a f--- ton of pain. Even with epidural. I'm proud of her though but I feel useless. >have the baby. It's a girl. >ohfuck.jpg she's actually pretty cute even if covered in a lot of blood >a ton of blood. Totally normal right >doctors scramble. Not normal. They prep her for OR and emergency surgery. Losing a lot of blood. >no real update for the last couple hours. Feed baby. Baby is happy >I'm f------ terrified Pic unrelated. How are you doing /b/ros?

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Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)01:58:28 No.929351709 >be me >fish >get caught >die horribly to be made into food >in fish afterlife >see body >see anon stick d--- into my body's mouth >w--.jpg >fellow fish comes up to me >"did you ever mate?" >"no" >"well, I guess you're no longer o-FISH-ally a virgin" >stare blankly at anon from above as he rubs his 1.2 inch d--- around inside my jaws >isthishell.jpg
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)01:58:28 No.929351709 >be me >fish >get caught >die horribly to be made into food >in fish afterlife >see body >see anon stick d--- into my body's mouth >w--.jpg >fellow fish comes up to me >"did you ever mate?" >"no" >"well, I guess you're no longer o-FISH-ally a virgin" >stare blankly at anon from above as he rubs his 1.2 inch d--- around inside my jaws >isthishell.jpg

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Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:21:38 No.206177962 @doctor.german 5 fünf 55 fünfundfünfzig 555 fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 5555 fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 55555 fünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 172927191711.jpg >this is a real language 387 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:23:36 No.206178034 >cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco >>206178095 # >>206178602 #
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:21:38 No.206177962 @doctor.german 5 fünf 55 fünfundfünfzig 555 fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 5555 fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 55555 fünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 172927191711.jpg >this is a real language 387 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:23:36 No.206178034 >cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco >>206178095 # >>206178602 #

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File: file.png (15 KB, 408x334)| lyxe @cryptolyxe the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to. Anonymous (ID: QUEuacÃo )| 12/30/24(Mon)13:59:31 No.492834533 ►>>492834698 >>492835442 >>492835483 >>492835582 >>492835592 >>492835597 >>492835748 >>492835882 >>492835988 >>492836066 >>492836290 >>492836324 >>492836326 >>492836462 >>492836510 >>492836546 >>492836984 >>492837209 >>492837215 Workers in Dubai work 24/7 and have no breaks. They do not eat nor sleep until te job is done. Tell me why a lazy american should be hired over these people? Anonymous (ID: Nb3u/Kce 12/30/24(Mon)14:00:22 No.492834602 >>492834810 >>492835240 >>492835710 >>492836477 The rich are begging to be killed.
File: file.png (15 KB, 408x334)| lyxe @cryptolyxe the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to. Anonymous (ID: QUEuacÃo )| 12/30/24(Mon)13:59:31 No.492834533 ►>>492834698 >>492835442 >>492835483 >>492835582 >>492835592 >>492835597 >>492835748 >>492835882 >>492835988 >>492836066 >>492836290 >>492836324 >>492836326 >>492836462 >>492836510 >>492836546 >>492836984 >>492837209 >>492837215 Workers in Dubai work 24/7 and have no breaks. They do not eat nor sleep until te job is done. Tell me why a lazy american should be hired over these people? Anonymous (ID: Nb3u/Kce 12/30/24(Mon)14:00:22 No.492834602 >>492834810 >>492835240 >>492835710 >>492836477 The rich are begging to be killed.

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Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" ☐ Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L._SX425_.jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878515 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" ☐ Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L._SX425_.jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878515 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----

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Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 Thank you for sending that 327 KB JPG >be me >Go to therapist >Ask him if he thinks it's paranoid schizophrenia or harm ocd if I think my thoughts are destroying the world >He tells me to leave >Mfw
Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 Thank you for sending that 327 KB JPG >be me >Go to therapist >Ask him if he thinks it's paranoid schizophrenia or harm ocd if I think my thoughts are destroying the world >He tells me to leave >Mfw

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Anonymous The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girl(...) 117 KB JPG 12/30/24(Mon)09:14:10 No.274625320 Why is Miria Akagi the best girl in U149 >She doesn't need to pretend mature like Arisu >She's not dumb like Nina >She's hotter than Risa >She's bigger than Haru >She's not autistic like Koharu >She's not timid like Chie Vert !vVERTYCmYc12/30/24(Mon)09:17:56 No.274625388 2.4 MB PNG Anonymous 131 KB PNG 12/30/24(Mon)09:19:35 No.274625413 >>274625320 (OP) # This is a factual statement.
Anonymous The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girl(...) 117 KB JPG 12/30/24(Mon)09:14:10 No.274625320 Why is Miria Akagi the best girl in U149 >She doesn't need to pretend mature like Arisu >She's not dumb like Nina >She's hotter than Risa >She's bigger than Haru >She's not autistic like Koharu >She's not timid like Chie Vert !vVERTYCmYc12/30/24(Mon)09:17:56 No.274625388 2.4 MB PNG Anonymous 131 KB PNG 12/30/24(Mon)09:19:35 No.274625413 >>274625320 (OP) # This is a factual statement.

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Anonymous 3.73 MB PNG men 12/30/24(Mon)09:46:34 No.146945822 >CN makes a short about a some lesbian girl and her friend simping for this girl who broke up with her boyfriend >would do everything to make her happy >even putting her on dating sites where she would attract multiple of >in the end girl goes back to boyfriend >moral of the story >girls want assholes Jesus Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # Post the short. >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:20 No.146945894 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:53 No.146945897 Anonymous >>146945894 # https://vimeo.com/123025635 >>146945917 # Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:59:37 No.146945917 Shorts made for CN/AS aren't paid for, it's just a way for them to promote artists and test waters with people who can't quite get a full 'ready for production' pilot presented. I wish they would throw money at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf8KjDeZ31 [Open]
Anonymous 3.73 MB PNG men 12/30/24(Mon)09:46:34 No.146945822 >CN makes a short about a some lesbian girl and her friend simping for this girl who broke up with her boyfriend >would do everything to make her happy >even putting her on dating sites where she would attract multiple of >in the end girl goes back to boyfriend >moral of the story >girls want assholes Jesus Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # Post the short. >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:20 No.146945894 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:53 No.146945897 Anonymous >>146945894 # https://vimeo.com/123025635 >>146945917 # Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:59:37 No.146945917 Shorts made for CN/AS aren't paid for, it's just a way for them to promote artists and test waters with people who can't quite get a full 'ready for production' pilot presented. I wish they would throw money at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf8KjDeZ31 [Open]

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