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Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)19:34:08 No.73972941 [Reply]► >>73973417 >be pretty average looking ethnicel >install some s----- app where you talk to strangers because bored >start a conversation with a random anon person >have a pretty funny and entertaining conversation >i find out the person that I've been talking to is actually a girl >things get interesting >she asks me if I want to exchange face pics >hesitantly say yes >send her a pic of myself >receive a pic of a 9/10 white girl, a couple of levels above my league (pic related) >tell her she's really pretty, she says you too >jokingly say that I don't believe it's really her >immediately receive notification, "incoming request for video call" >oh s---, start to panic, my hair is completely unkempt >run to the bathroom to fix my hair quickly >run back to my room and accept video call >it's literally her lying in bed (it was late) >we giggle and it was a bit awkward but we quickly got comfortable >she reaffirms that she thinks i'm cute, once again tell her that she's really pretty >knew that I have to go in hard now and take charge because pretty girls like that don't stick around too long >ask if she ever wants to do something like go see a movie or something >she says sure and gives me her phone number >she says it's getting late and she has to go to school tomorrow >tell her me as well and say good night >be in a maximum state of euphoria >confidence boosted beyond anything i have ever experienced >wake up next morning >receive message from her "good morning" >talk to her all day during lectures >conversation was heading towards things like fashion and general appearance >says she likes my style and vibe >she suddenly asks how tall I am >ask her "why?" >she says she's 5'11/180cm and she wants a guy who is taller than her >she wants a guy who is around 6'1/185cm or preferably even taller My heart stopped for a moment there. I am only 5'9/176 cm. I had no idea she was that tall. I have never been that conscious or worried about my height ever really in my life until now.
Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)19:34:08 No.73972941 [Reply]► >>73973417 >be pretty average looking ethnicel >install some s----- app where you talk to strangers because bored >start a conversation with a random anon person >have a pretty funny and entertaining conversation >i find out the person that I've been talking to is actually a girl >things get interesting >she asks me if I want to exchange face pics >hesitantly say yes >send her a pic of myself >receive a pic of a 9/10 white girl, a couple of levels above my league (pic related) >tell her she's really pretty, she says you too >jokingly say that I don't believe it's really her >immediately receive notification, "incoming request for video call" >oh s---, start to panic, my hair is completely unkempt >run to the bathroom to fix my hair quickly >run back to my room and accept video call >it's literally her lying in bed (it was late) >we giggle and it was a bit awkward but we quickly got comfortable >she reaffirms that she thinks i'm cute, once again tell her that she's really pretty >knew that I have to go in hard now and take charge because pretty girls like that don't stick around too long >ask if she ever wants to do something like go see a movie or something >she says sure and gives me her phone number >she says it's getting late and she has to go to school tomorrow >tell her me as well and say good night >be in a maximum state of euphoria >confidence boosted beyond anything i have ever experienced >wake up next morning >receive message from her "good morning" >talk to her all day during lectures >conversation was heading towards things like fashion and general appearance >says she likes my style and vibe >she suddenly asks how tall I am >ask her "why?" >she says she's 5'11/180cm and she wants a guy who is taller than her >she wants a guy who is around 6'1/185cm or preferably even taller My heart stopped for a moment there. I am only 5'9/176 cm. I had no idea she was that tall. I have never been that conscious or worried about my height ever really in my life until now.

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: Anonymous 173 KB PNG 07/25/22(Mon)05:38:27 No.69547525 >be me >khhv >can hold conversations with women but can never be the first to initiate >girl I loosely know talks to me >ohshit.png >talk every day for months and become good friends >teaches me how to talk to women even flirt a little >gain more confidence now that I got some practice in >first encounter arc >decide to text the girl I like >"sup, how are you?" >seen online just now >no response But it's not over yet bros! A little hurdle will not stop me and shouldn't stop you. Let it strengthen your resolve. pic -mostly- unrelated
: Anonymous 173 KB PNG 07/25/22(Mon)05:38:27 No.69547525 >be me >khhv >can hold conversations with women but can never be the first to initiate >girl I loosely know talks to me >ohshit.png >talk every day for months and become good friends >teaches me how to talk to women even flirt a little >gain more confidence now that I got some practice in >first encounter arc >decide to text the girl I like >"sup, how are you?" >seen online just now >no response But it's not over yet bros! A little hurdle will not stop me and shouldn't stop you. Let it strengthen your resolve. pic -mostly- unrelated

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Anon is from Quebec | /r/Greentext

MY SIDES Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. 47 KB JPG >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me
MY SIDES Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. 47 KB JPG >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me

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Green text looks good. | /r/Greentext

203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom.
203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom.

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Anon is short | /r/Greentext

File: e80570c1430f23f27b3afcd41(...).jpg (1.41 MB, 2448x3264) Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)12:58:58 No.73972611 >be me >18 >5'6, never go to gym, not in great shape >Average looking I would say >virgin, but have done and received pretty much everything there is to do with a girl other than sex >see 30 year old losers on here who have never even held hands with a woman >blame their height or attractiveness >be me, see above, never have problems with women >Are you guys just larping or do these losers really exist?
File: e80570c1430f23f27b3afcd41(...).jpg (1.41 MB, 2448x3264) Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)12:58:58 No.73972611 >be me >18 >5'6, never go to gym, not in great shape >Average looking I would say >virgin, but have done and received pretty much everything there is to do with a girl other than sex >see 30 year old losers on here who have never even held hands with a woman >blame their height or attractiveness >be me, see above, never have problems with women >Are you guys just larping or do these losers really exist?

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Anon’s girlfriend gave her feelings of love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 64 KB JPG 05/07/23(Wed)03:30:13 No.877885925 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking I made it /b/ >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family
Anonymous 64 KB JPG 05/07/23(Wed)03:30:13 No.877885925 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking I made it /b/ >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family

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Anon's life is over before it began | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous It's all Joever 53 KB JPG 07/10/23(Mon)19:50:52 No.902381248 >dad is a heroin addict and dies when I'm still fairly young >this goes on for a few years >ffw till I'm 16 and finally stand up for myself >It worked and the bastard left >Turn 18 >step dad constantly belittles and beats the s--- out of me and mom >Mom becomes the new f------ abuser >Tells me I'm worthless and that I'm responsible for her s----- life conditions >She packs a bag full of my clothes and throws me out the house >She threatened me that if I'll ever try to get near the house she'll call the cops on me for harassing her >This was 2 weeks ago >Currently posting this using the McDonald's wifi since she blocked my sim card It's f------ over boys, isn't it? My adulthood hasn't even probably started yet and I'm already a bum. 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous It's all Joever 53 KB JPG 07/10/23(Mon)19:50:52 No.902381248 >dad is a heroin addict and dies when I'm still fairly young >this goes on for a few years >ffw till I'm 16 and finally stand up for myself >It worked and the bastard left >Turn 18 >step dad constantly belittles and beats the s--- out of me and mom >Mom becomes the new f------ abuser >Tells me I'm worthless and that I'm responsible for her s----- life conditions >She packs a bag full of my clothes and throws me out the house >She threatened me that if I'll ever try to get near the house she'll call the cops on me for harassing her >This was 2 weeks ago >Currently posting this using the McDonald's wifi since she blocked my sim card It's f------ over boys, isn't it? My adulthood hasn't even probably started yet and I'm already a bum. 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon figured it out | /r/Greentext

secret esoteric knowledge mental illness >be me >low t, thin man >bullied throughout highschool for being "feminine" >pretend to be a t----- on /pol/ >everyone aggressively tells me I will Never Be A Womar >get massive confidence boost and reassertion of my masculinity
secret esoteric knowledge mental illness >be me >low t, thin man >bullied throughout highschool for being "feminine" >pretend to be a t----- on /pol/ >everyone aggressively tells me I will Never Be A Womar >get massive confidence boost and reassertion of my masculinity

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why, anons? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)10:22:04 No.73971323 What's up with the people that want to have sex with trannies? What's the deal with you guys? Why, anons? NI 726 KB GIF View Thread 07/10/23 (Mon)10:26:24 No.73971364 07/10/23 (Mon)10:26:56 No.73971368 >>73971323 (OP) # They are either drug addicts or browse discord 12hrs a day : Anonymous >>73971323 (OP) # P--- addiction (originally) 07/10/23 (Mon)10:31:28 No.73971405
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)10:22:04 No.73971323 What's up with the people that want to have sex with trannies? What's the deal with you guys? Why, anons? NI 726 KB GIF View Thread 07/10/23 (Mon)10:26:24 No.73971364 07/10/23 (Mon)10:26:56 No.73971368 >>73971323 (OP) # They are either drug addicts or browse discord 12hrs a day : Anonymous >>73971323 (OP) # P--- addiction (originally) 07/10/23 (Mon)10:31:28 No.73971405

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Anon Likes Mommy | /r/Greentext

06/26/23 (Mon)04:56:47 No.73805118 : Anonymous >>73805078 # >born when mom was 14 >she was (and still is) very pretty and liked to show off her body >grew up within biking distance of the beach Some of my earliest memories are staring at my mom in her swimsuit on the beach >>73805144 # >>73805259 #
06/26/23 (Mon)04:56:47 No.73805118 : Anonymous >>73805078 # >born when mom was 14 >she was (and still is) very pretty and liked to show off her body >grew up within biking distance of the beach Some of my earliest memories are staring at my mom in her swimsuit on the beach >>73805144 # >>73805259 #

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such is life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)11:53:26 No.4565485 >sitting very uncomfortably with my cat on my lap >cat is extremely comfortable and cuddling happily >don't want to disturb him because he's being so cute this is hell
: Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)11:53:26 No.4565485 >sitting very uncomfortably with my cat on my lap >cat is extremely comfortable and cuddling happily >don't want to disturb him because he's being so cute this is hell

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Anon watches Mr. Rogers with his brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)19:03:28 No.176478470 >be me >24 years old >kicked out of the house 4 years ago >still come over every once in a while >have 2 year old little brother I'm baby sitting today >sitting down trying to watch him >he's spastically running around and I'm too tired to catch him >trying to find anything to distract him >everything on the family iPad for him is unwatchable to me >think.jpeg >remember i used to watch Mr. Rogers on PBS but since it isn't running ATM I just download PBSkids on the family iPad and just watch Mr. Rogers with him >it calms him down >watching it with him I realize just how far I've fallen >feel a massive pit in my soul and can't stop watching with him >mom and dad surprised to find him so calm >let go for the rest of the night >second I get into the car break down and cry >cry knowing that I would disappoint Mr. Rogers if he saw now Why is the world so cruel /tv/?
: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)19:03:28 No.176478470 >be me >24 years old >kicked out of the house 4 years ago >still come over every once in a while >have 2 year old little brother I'm baby sitting today >sitting down trying to watch him >he's spastically running around and I'm too tired to catch him >trying to find anything to distract him >everything on the family iPad for him is unwatchable to me >think.jpeg >remember i used to watch Mr. Rogers on PBS but since it isn't running ATM I just download PBSkids on the family iPad and just watch Mr. Rogers with him >it calms him down >watching it with him I realize just how far I've fallen >feel a massive pit in my soul and can't stop watching with him >mom and dad surprised to find him so calm >let go for the rest of the night >second I get into the car break down and cry >cry knowing that I would disappoint Mr. Rogers if he saw now Why is the world so cruel /tv/?

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How To Piss Off Women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: F9X6LMr5) 07/04/20(Sat)18:28:52 No.266387266 I've been commenting on women's pictures congratulating them on how their transition is going. It usually hits quite a nerve when you 'mistake' them for a t-----. Best part of it is when they get too offended over it I call them out as transphobic. 259 KB GIF How am i supposed to know the difference between biological females and MtF females if trans women are women too? Them telling me it should be obvious is clearly just bigoted hate speech. >>266388397 # >>266389209 # >>266391177 # >>266391933 # >>266392266 # >>266392302 # >>266392911 #
: Anonymous (ID: F9X6LMr5) 07/04/20(Sat)18:28:52 No.266387266 I've been commenting on women's pictures congratulating them on how their transition is going. It usually hits quite a nerve when you 'mistake' them for a t-----. Best part of it is when they get too offended over it I call them out as transphobic. 259 KB GIF How am i supposed to know the difference between biological females and MtF females if trans women are women too? Them telling me it should be obvious is clearly just bigoted hate speech. >>266388397 # >>266389209 # >>266391177 # >>266391933 # >>266392266 # >>266392302 # >>266392911 #

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anon's take on an old joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous PlayStation 2 VERSION THERE DOES TH 54 KB JPG 2 Replies 07/10/23 (Mon)10:58:01 No.73971684 What's the most embarrassing thing you've c-- to? View Thread 07/10/23 (Mon)11:02:07 No.7397172 : Anonymous >>73971684 (OP) # >What's the most embarrassing thing you've c-- to? your mother :)
: Anonymous PlayStation 2 VERSION THERE DOES TH 54 KB JPG 2 Replies 07/10/23 (Mon)10:58:01 No.73971684 What's the most embarrassing thing you've c-- to? View Thread 07/10/23 (Mon)11:02:07 No.7397172 : Anonymous >>73971684 (OP) # >What's the most embarrassing thing you've c-- to? your mother :)

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anon was lied to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 94 KB GIF : Anonymous : Anonymous >>73969806 (OP) # BUT IF THIS THING BE TRUE, AND THE TOKENS OF VIRGINITY BE NOT FOUND FOR THE DAMSEL: THEN THEY SHALL BRING OUT THE DAMSEL TO THE DOOR OF HER FATHER'S HOUSE, AND THE MEN OF HER CITY SHALL STONE HER WITH STONES THAT SHE DIE: BECAUSE SHE HATH WROUGHT FOLLY IN ISRAEL, TO PLAY THE W---- IN HER FATHER'S HOUSE: SO SHALT THOU PUT EVIL AWAY FROM AMONG YOU. >>73969837 # >>73970397 # : Anonymous >>73969887 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)05:55:09 No.73969806 >She has seen 1 d--- before mine? That means she's an used up w---- The west has fallen! Society is collapsing! 57 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)05:56:26 No.73969813 07/10/23(Mon) 05:59:46 No.73969828 07/10/23(Mon)06:01:06 No.7396983 07/10/23(Mon)06:01:45 No.73969837 07/10/23 (Mon) 06:10:11 No.73969887 07/10/23 (Mon)06:14:09 No.73969904 get f----- yall the only two serious relationships that ive had longterm they both were virgins 07/10/23 (Mon)06:15:12 No.73969909 >Implying you can find a woman with a bodycount of 1
: Anonymous 94 KB GIF : Anonymous : Anonymous >>73969806 (OP) # BUT IF THIS THING BE TRUE, AND THE TOKENS OF VIRGINITY BE NOT FOUND FOR THE DAMSEL: THEN THEY SHALL BRING OUT THE DAMSEL TO THE DOOR OF HER FATHER'S HOUSE, AND THE MEN OF HER CITY SHALL STONE HER WITH STONES THAT SHE DIE: BECAUSE SHE HATH WROUGHT FOLLY IN ISRAEL, TO PLAY THE W---- IN HER FATHER'S HOUSE: SO SHALT THOU PUT EVIL AWAY FROM AMONG YOU. >>73969837 # >>73970397 # : Anonymous >>73969887 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)05:55:09 No.73969806 >She has seen 1 d--- before mine? That means she's an used up w---- The west has fallen! Society is collapsing! 57 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)05:56:26 No.73969813 07/10/23(Mon) 05:59:46 No.73969828 07/10/23(Mon)06:01:06 No.7396983 07/10/23(Mon)06:01:45 No.73969837 07/10/23 (Mon) 06:10:11 No.73969887 07/10/23 (Mon)06:14:09 No.73969904 get f----- yall the only two serious relationships that ive had longterm they both were virgins 07/10/23 (Mon)06:15:12 No.73969909 >Implying you can find a woman with a bodycount of 1

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Anon wins the championship | /r/Greentext

ON ERS Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)11:00:54 No.643631557 >literal who that comes out of nowhere >barges into the nintendo world championship competition >competes against a semipopular speedrunner in the final round >f------ wins >beats his adversary so hard he troons out and becomes insane >refuses to elaborate >vanishes what did he mean by this
ON ERS Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)11:00:54 No.643631557 >literal who that comes out of nowhere >barges into the nintendo world championship competition >competes against a semipopular speedrunner in the final round >f------ wins >beats his adversary so hard he troons out and becomes insane >refuses to elaborate >vanishes what did he mean by this

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Anot shit lad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /britfeel/ 158 KB PNG 07/09/23(Sun)11:07:36 No.73960325 >WAA WAAA pointless me getting a job if I can't get a girlfriend >Something something tyrants >seasideMARK >HIS LIVE >SSM just did a thing lads LOOOOOL >Seaside ARMY
Anonymous /britfeel/ 158 KB PNG 07/09/23(Sun)11:07:36 No.73960325 >WAA WAAA pointless me getting a job if I can't get a girlfriend >Something something tyrants >seasideMARK >HIS LIVE >SSM just did a thing lads LOOOOOL >Seaside ARMY

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Anon loves beans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Value 22 KB JPG Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)08:15:09 No.902365893 Anonymous These, f--- green beans. My parents used to force me to eat them. Just thinking about it makes me want to gag 07/10/23(Mon )08:57:58 No.902367096 >>902364301 what's stopping you, anon? 07/10/23 (Mon)09:13:23 No.902367570 >>902367096 I lost my hands in a boating accident
Anonymous Value 22 KB JPG Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)08:15:09 No.902365893 Anonymous These, f--- green beans. My parents used to force me to eat them. Just thinking about it makes me want to gag 07/10/23(Mon )08:57:58 No.902367096 >>902364301 what's stopping you, anon? 07/10/23 (Mon)09:13:23 No.902367570 >>902367096 I lost my hands in a boating accident

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Because I'm on a downwards spiral of self pity and self hatred | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)23:04:10 No.72111515 >boohoo i'll never get a gf i'm going to die alone >literally never leaves the house and doesn't even attempt to try and talk to women why are you like this? 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 77 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)23:04:10 No.72111515 >boohoo i'll never get a gf i'm going to die alone >literally never leaves the house and doesn't even attempt to try and talk to women why are you like this? 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is going bald | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 40 KB JPG 07/06/19(Sat) 13:13:05 No.53241770 >be me ugly >at least I have good hair >started balding at 18 Nice one god real funny.
: Anonymous 40 KB JPG 07/06/19(Sat) 13:13:05 No.53241770 >be me ugly >at least I have good hair >started balding at 18 Nice one god real funny.

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